King of the hill

[Korot 6]

Then I show you your appearance in a mirror, making you run faster then Bolt. King of the Hill.

[Chptrk 86]

You mentioned a show I will miss. Especially Tom Petty...er...Lucky. My hill

[CLR95 11]

Your T.V. explodes. While your commiting suicide from your boredom, I take the hill. My hill.

[Korot 6]

Then you realize that you can't live without a t.v. either, and run to the electronics shop, while I take the hill. My Hill.

Regards,

Korot

[astronelson 339]

I trip you and you fall off the hill. My hill.

[CLR95 11]

your shrimpy little body gets blown away by the wind. I take the hill. My hill.

[Korot 6]

Then you get struck by lightning, and I reclaim my hill.

[Trainmaster423 0]

You drown in the ensuing flood. MY hill now.

[astronelson 339]

The flood washes away the rail line. I helicopter in. My hill.

[Korot 6]

Which rail line? And landing a helicopter in water can't be good for the electronic circuits, which now short-circuit, causing you to get barbecued. After draining the hill of water (I'm Dutch, we're good in getting rid of water), I reclaim my hill.

[Chptrk 86]

When you finish draining the water, I gun you down in my F-22 Raptor. My hill.

[astronelson 339]

Surface-to-Air Missile. My hill.

[Korot 6]

Sniper riffle, that will get you down in about two shots. My Hill.

[Chptrk 86]

I attack at night when I'm a werewolf and your normal bullets do nothing to me. I eat you and take the hill for myself.

[astronelson 339]

Silver bullets. My hill.

[Korot 6]

Body Armor + sword. My Hill.

[Trainmaster423 0]

I call Heaven, and I can do that cause I'm Catholic, and ask God to send a couple of plagues to the hill, then turn it into the second Garden of Eden when they're over. I become the new Adam. There are 10 Eves. Boo-Yah!

Also, my hill.

[astronelson 339]

God punishes you for polygamy. My hill.

[Chptrk 86]

You plane crashes. My hill.

[CLR95 11]

His plane crashes on you! My hill!

[astronelson 339]

I parachute down on top of you. My hill.

[Korot 6]

And I drop down on you, together with a parachute division. My Hill.

[Chptrk 86]

The wind blows stronger then expected. You and your parachuters land someplace else. Seeing as the hill is unoccupied, I take it.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

Seeing as you're alone, a crazed homeless man hits you over the head with a rock. I then lure him over a cliff with a sandwich. My hill.

[CLR95 11]

the ghost of that homeless man posseses you and makes you walk over the same cliff. I take the hill.

[Trainmaster423 0]

I bring the homeless man back to life, who then beats you senseless for exploiting his ghost. My hill.

[Trainmaster423 0]

I bring the homeless man back to life, who then beats you senseless for exploiting his ghost. My hill.

[astronelson 339]

You are banned for double-posting. My hill.

[Korot 6]

How come I missed this thread? Subscribed. The hart next to the subscribe button falls down on top of the hill, sending astronelson into a coma. My Hill.

[CLR95 11]

An asteroid hits Korot's avatar, and knocks the hill out of his hands. I catch the hill. My hill.