King of the hill

[astronelson 339]

The hill is actually in Mordor. I overthrow Sauron and control Mordor. I first send Orcs to remove you from my hill. I then destroy the hobbits before they can destroy the ring. My hill.

[Korot 6]

I get the ring and destroy it, making you powerless. My Hill.

[CLR95 11]

I start planning a Nuclear Attack on Schulmania! While you're trying to defend your people, I take the hill. My hill.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

I have NBC suits, and an M1 Abrams. My hill.

[Korot 6]

CLR95: Why would I need to rescue my people? I'm not from Schulmania, just a translator, an inactive one at that.

And I have an anti-tank gun, so I destroy your tank, and take over the hill. My Hill.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

I call on a nearby starship to bombard everything on the hill into submission. My (cratered) hill.

[astronelson 339]

I demonstrate the impossibility in your technology. My hill.

[Korot 6]

So I use possible technology and destroy you. My hill.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

An EMP burst renders your technology useless, and I then run up and hit you over the head with a rock. As the electrical systems to my Ticonderoga-class cruisers were turned off at the time of the blast, they are re-engaged and work perfectly. My hill, under the cover of the most sophisticated shipboard weapons system in history.

[citiesxlfan42 27]

Little did anyone know, I secretly snuck down to the bowels of the hill with Heinz Doofenshmirtz. I layed a nuclear bomb below and I snuck out from the giant Sim CIty Societies Billboard that I put on the hill to make it unattractive. Then it went boom and splattered all over the TRI-STATE AREA!!! Then I bought a pre-made hill at Hobby Lobby and put it down where the now exsisting hole to china is.

[Chptrk 86]

I actually know where citiesxlfan42 got that from. As a result, the hill becomes mine. My hill.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

Too bad you forgot defenses. I move in, and the automated turrets take up overwatch.

[astronelson 339]

I get the remote to the turrets. Programming them to ignore me, I sneak in and take the hill from you. My hill.

[Korot 6]

Remotes work either on infra-red light, or radio frequency, and since it is unlikely that your remote work on infra-red light, considering the distance, I place a radio jammer, blocking the signals from your remote, meaning that you've got no control over those turrets, which now shoot at you. I then use my big laser gun to take out those turrets, and claim the hill. My Hill.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

An AC-130U "Spooky" comes over and shreds the hill with 20, 40, and 105mm cannon fire. No living thing can possibly survive the barrage. It circles overhead, providing overwatch as I move in to take the hill.

[citiesxlfan42 27]

I sent in an Apache helicopter to secretly down your ship. My Hill.

I took pride in building this on it!

[azndude 1]

I politely ask you to leave the hill and you do so. My hill.

[astronelson 339]

I impolitely force you to leave and you do so. My hill.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

An RPG is about as about as impolite as it gets. My hill.

[Korot 6]

No, a barrel of an AK-47 pointing in your nose is even more impolite. My Hill.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

How about another nuke? That is certainly impolite. My hill.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

Too bad Fox NBC vehicle can operate in a radioactive environment, and mounts a 20mm Gatling Gun. My hill.

[Korot 6]

The vehicle can, but you can

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

I detonate a Mark-IX gatebuster on the hill. As that hill is now vaporized, I find a nice hill on the other side of the planet. My hill.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

The gates are wide open, and my troops roll in with no resistance. You, on the other hand, run away in terror. My hill.

[astronelson 339]

Years of easy living on the hill make your troops fat. I come in with well trained, fit troops, and take the hill off you. My hill.

[Chptrk 86]

I send in my army of kitty-people, who are better trained then any normal human soldier. We take the hill easily. My now adorable hill!

[Korot 6]

I come with an army of well trained dogs, each with an enormous appetite, for cats. With your soldiers either eaten up or running for their live, I take over the hill. My Hill.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

I throw a large, juicy steak over the side of a cliff, and the dogs run after it. After they fall off, I move in. My hill.

[astronelson 339]

I get a land shark which, smelling the steak residue on your hand, eats you. My hill.