King of the hill

[citiesxlfan42 27]

As Prime Minister of Noahtopia, I send in every military force I have (Army, Navy, Marines, Airforce, Coast Guard, and the Nuclear, Biological,and Chemical Weapons Dept.) and Astronelson and his land shark are vaporized. And in the process, I build a new hill with the Noahtopian Embassy on it in Dubai. My TWO hills.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

Word reaches you about a nuclear warhead vaporizing your hill in Dubai. Just as you demand an explanation, a second warhead detonates over the first hill, destroying all signs of life on its surface. After waiting for radiation levels to cool down slightly, my men move in with Fox NBC vehicles to protect from any residual radiation. My slightly irradiated hill.

[Chptrk 86]

The radiation kills you anyway. The hill becomes forgotten, and I take a new hill to claim as my own.

My restareted hill.

[Duke of York 23]

 I hold the Kitty Hostage !

With demands being the hill is mine ...

So you give up the Hill...And then I give

up the Kitty.Being Royalty and everything

I call a supreme fleet of canines and soldiers

that are not allowed to move under any circumstances

to protect the hill...Matter of fact I make money displaying

pictures that the tourist take of them and the Royal Guards ..

So my Hill ...

 - Duke of York -

[617squad 52]

hmm....i has a radio for airstrike. napalm, missles, bombs, and cannon roaring hoora! i sneak up on the hill, claim it mine!

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

Too bad the last BLU-82 Daisy Cutter, intended as a bit of a finale, was parachute-arrested. As you're busy proclaiming, you fail to notice the refrigerator-sized bomb dropping behind you. The explosion vaporizes everything around it, including you, in a massive fireball. I simply wait for the fires to burn themselves out and take the hill for myself. I then proceed to assemble the entire armed forces of every nation in the world to defend me and the hill. Oh, and that includes blast proof bunkers, chemical and nuclear protection, anti-air and anti-tank weaponry, anti-satellite, anti-meteor capability, layered anti-infantry defenses, an on-site oil production and refinery site, and a massive crop and food production facility, and vast underground water reserves. So essentially is game over for you guys. My extremely well defended hill.

Just try to find a way in now! :-P

[617squad 52]

INFINATE IMPROBIBILITY REACTOR!!! Hill belongs to me just because of the improbility of it! and btw, Infinate Improbility Reactor has made the hill into a blue whale. time for a new hill because the hill is now a whale. (PS: someone help that whale get back into the ocean one way or another!)

*Nota Bene: Overuse of the reactor will cause the reactor to overload. All changes made during the reactors lifespan are permanate and cannot be changed whatso and howsoever. Use of reactor is restricted to no more than once ever 108 hours. (signed: Douglass Adams, inventor and leading scientist of the Infinate Improbibility Reactor Project)

[Korot 6]

You use a Improbability reactor, I use a fusion bomb. My Hill.

[astronelson 339]

I use an Infinite Improbablity DRIVE.

All your atoms spontaneously assemble themselves into a bowl of petunias.

My random hill.

[Trainmaster423 0]

While everyone is distracted, I walk over to the reactor and drive and just kick them. This messes something up inside and they go CRAZY! I won't go into too much detail, but the sky is pink, dirt is now Jello, and astronelson is the fluffer-nutter I'm eating right now.  Thus, the hill is now mine for the taking.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

The fluffer nutter was poisoned with concentrated chess piece extract, killing you. I walk up and take the hill for myself.

[617squad 52]

trainguy sells the hill to me for a peanut. I now stand alone atop my hill and fly my colors.

[citiesxlfan42 27]

Noahtopia finds a metal that can not be destroyed by anything. I take that peanut of yours and build a mega-massive super city out of that metal. I coat the hill with it, too. My hill.

Still have two hills!!! The one in Dubai stands!

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

Now you don't and no it doesn't. The land was purchased to build another giant "al" or "Burj" building. And you forgot to coat the underside of the hill, so I can dig underneath and destroy the city from the inside. Your city and hills in ruins, you run off into the sunset, wailing and crying profusely. My hill.

[617squad 52]

Using astral projection, i take control of trainguy's body and make him commit suicide. i quickly return to my body and waltz up the hill, where i sit with desert eagle in hand.

[Chptrk 86]

You broke the 2 post rule a little while up. So...yea, my hill again.

[DCMetro34 577]

I run over chptrk while the kitty was playing on the tracks in the chatroom. My hill!

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

DCMetro fails to acknowledge another train stopped in his signaling sector, and smashes headlong into its rear. The impact throws him out the front window and into the Potomac. I, working on behalf of the NTSB, cite the hill as the primary cause of the accident and take it into custody. My hill, pending parole.

[617squad 52]

The case winds up in the surpreme court. The hill is declared unconstitutional and is sold at auction. fortunately or unfortunatly, the improbibility drive starts acting up again and thus, tis my hill by a staggering odds of 2x10 to the power of 345231087 to one against.

[astronelson 339]

I amend the constitution to grant me all legal rights to the hill. My hill.

[Chptrk 86]

I call for a meeting to revise you're constitution, due to inefficiencies. Once there, the delegates from 12/13 of the hill's states and I decide to scrap the old constitution and make a totally new one. After it's been ratified, they ellect me the first president, for my past achievements. My hill.

[Jt1996 3]

i use dynomite to blow you of the hill then pelt you with pie!!!

[Korot 6]

I use C-4 to bow you of the hill. I take over, and dig a moat, filled with even more C-4. My Hill.

[citiesxlfan42 27]

I send one tiny hand grenade falling into that mote using a Noahtopian Apache. It hits the moat, and everything and everyone(including Korot) is desroyed. My hill!

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

Four AH-64s sweep the hill with rocket fire. After nothing is left but smoking craters, I take the hill. My hill.

[azndude 1]

I take down your helis with stingers, leaving you defenseless. I kill you and take the hill.

[Hamish 1,370]

I burn you with my flames and take the hill.

[astronelson 339]

I flame you with comments and take the hill.

[Korot 6]

I cool down the hill, to 0K The weird effects that happen at that point, causes everything on the hill to be removed from this universe. I then warm up the hill again. My Hill.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

Doctor Octoganapus arrives, and hits you with a burst a pure, concentrated energy. You are vaporized. I then walk up to the top and take the hill for myself. My hill.