King of the hill

[Jt1996 3]

I invent a way to bring dynomite and pie to live and use my army to invaide

(ps how is there even a hill any more after all this damage)

[astronelson 339]

I use proper spelling and grammar. My hill.

(P.S.: The hill is eternal!)

[Korot 6]

I and my army of improper English speaking barbarians attack the hill, you run away in terror, hearing all the spelling mistakes they make. My Hill.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

The English arrive, and use their superior linguistic skills to convince you to leave the hill. Then I, an American, arrive with a really big gun and scare them off the hill. My hill.

[Jt1996 3]

i use my mind control over dynomite and pie to chase trainguy4449 off and i set up base

[astronelson 339]

I drop acid on your base. My pH 7 hill.

[Chptrk 86]

I drop enough base to neutralize the acid. I then storm in with bad spelling, causing you to explode. My hill.

[Korot 6]

The hill was already neutral, chptrk, and thus the hill becomes alkaline, which is equally bad, causing you to flee the hill. I then throw 1000 gallons of hydrochloric acid on the hill, neutralizing the hill and I set up camp, knowing that nothing can grow on the hill. My Hill.

[citiesxlfan42 27]

Yes, but I harness the power of Tinkerbell and sprinkle PIXIEDUST^® on your alkiline hill. The magic dust causes so many plants to grow that it overgrows you and you are never seen again. My Garden of Eden hill!

[Jt1996 3]

i blow up the plants with dynomite then set you on fire and then eat pie!!!!!

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

The pie was poisoned. Pity. As you choke, I take the hill.

[astronelson 339]

I ...

My hill.

[Korot 6]

The black and white marines are superseded by full colour ones, who follow my orders. My Hill.

[Jt1996 3]

I send in the Air Force equiped with dynomite lanchers to get you off

i become head of the Air Force and then set up my bace

[citiesxlfan42 27]

Noahtopia's Airforce comes and there is a huge gun battle. In an epic attempt, one of my beautiful B-4 bombers comes on a kamikaze mission and destroys the base and the hill. I make a hologram hill from an invisible projecter. Then I build another hill UNDERGROUND! My hill.

[Chptrk 86]

A certain websites time thing ends, right in the middle of the show I was watching. In a full rush of anger, I dig down to your underground hill and brutally kill everyone there. My hill.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

You brutally kill everyone, Rambo brutally kills you. I then kill Rambo. My hill.

[Jt1996 3]

i blow off you head with you guessed it dynomite

[Chptrk 86]

I steal your dynamite and your pies. You jump off the hill in dispare. My hill.

[astronelson 339]

I correct your spelling. Particularly, "dispare". It should be despair. The World Grammatical Society gives me the hill.

[617squad 52]

I turn on the Infinate improbility drive once more. however, it is ineffectual. It does, however, turn chptrk into a small tea set. I sell the tea set on e-bay for a whopping 42 dollars and 8 cents. My hill

[Korot 6]

To bad it is Astronelson holding the hill, so you still don't have the hill. But the drive changes him into a pool of sludge, allowing me to take over the hill, and sending him down to drain, into the sewers. My Hill.

[Chptrk 86]

You get sucked down into the sewer with him, resulting in you getting eaten be a crocodile. My hill.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

A zobified Steve Irwin pops out of the ground, grabs the crocodile, and drags him down to the depths of hell. He then returns once more, grabs Chptrk, and drags him down to the depths of hell. The third time he pops up, he comes face-to-face with me toting a SPAS-12. My hill.

[Korot 6]

The forth time he shows up, you don't have your SPAS-12 with you, so he eats you. I then kill him (again) and claim the hill. My Hill.

[Chptrk 86]

Korot actually claimed the hill from hell, which engulfs him in it. I take the real hill after escaping. My hill.

[Jt1996 3]

what you thought was the real hill was realy one of my dynomite stashes i keep in desgis and the really real one i claimed then put another US AirForce base on

my hill

don't say any thing bout my spellen or gramer

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

I mention "spellen and gramer" and simdownload jumps off a bridge. The USAF base and hill falls under my command due to a small paragraph in the Air Force handbook. My hill.

On a side note, can you at least try to spell some of the words in your posts correctly? It would everything a bit more... decipherable.

[Chptrk 86]

I shove trainguy out a window because I'm sick of people always correcting my spelling and grammer mistakes. (At least they're not that common...sorta) My hill.

On a side note, why don't we let astro handle the next post full of spelling errors. He's fond of that stuff.

[astronelson 339]

Grammar is spelled with an a, Chptrk.

Chptrk is swept off the hill in a wave of correction fluid. My hill.