Schulmania

[simlink 1,098]

Well that looks like oh so much fun...

[airman15 4,111]

I bet the sims will even complain about that 90 degree bend in the road...

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Looks like it needs a lot of "beware of animals" signs on it...

Just where is this road, exactly?

Can't wait for more!

[kj3400 178]

Holy cannoli Mario! Roads in Schulmania?

That surprised me so much I came out of lurking mode XD

[SimCoug 5,973]

Now where did I park my sports car? That is one impressive overpass!

[Hester 699]

I can't believe my EYES! SCHULMANIA!? A ROAD?! Yes, I am SHOUTING!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

This baby can handle the twists and turns of the annoying road!

[Gn_leugim 853]

that's a delicious car XD

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Wait, Schulmania has advanced-looking cars now too!?

...I am in awe.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Looks like you might have to watch out for bees and bears in that car...

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

What is the best selling car in Schulmania? The Mercury Cougar or Lynx? The Catmaro? The Catravan? I hear that Port Matthew's auto parts supplier Patton Motors is thinking about setting up a new company there: Catton Motors.

[airman15 4,111]

Did they just pass a law saying cars are now legal? If so, what other models will we be seeing?

the Toyota Catoma?

what about models by General Meowters?

[Schulmanator 5,787]

111222333444 A llama crossing? It is trixie time already?

Lyhoko Leaci I do like to big them from time to time. I used to make roundabouts to nowhere that the sims could never get off of, which is why when I told Craig he made the “Grinchy Tale” CJ to make fun of what I was doing.

usfighter15 Tsk, tsk!

emperordaniel Better watch your step!

emperordaniel You’ll note I said: “Here's the beginning of the annoying road... you will be permitted to drive through the hills with your cars today... just for the fun of it!” This is a road event for Simtropolis members only… not the sign of things to come.

But of course the real reason is I wanted to watch the sims bump along the road… and they must have really great suspension and quality tires – they do NOT slow down around curves at all. Up and down hills and curves it is all the same speed. Now that’s good driving. ST members are well trained!

sim_link In the homeland, we have roads like this! Here’s an example of the windiest road in town…

The narrative is not super exciting but you can see the glory of East Tennessee roads at their finest!

usfighter15 They complain about everything! A five minute commute… too much healthcare… too much education… 1% taxes… you name it! Bunch of ingrates!

Lyhoko Leaci Once it is cleared of cars, it will lead to a small town in the hills of Francifloriana south of the river, opposite of Franciflorianopolis.

kj3400 We do have them, but they are generally vehicle free. But we let you guys check it out before it was officially opened. After all, the road is no fun unless you have some traffic.

SimCoug Yep, that’s a true Schulmania overpass right there!

Hester We have had them before, but generally vehicle-free.

Gn_leugim That’s my new ride!

emperordaniel It is actually a wheeled car-shaped chocolate box. So, I guess the best of both worlds. Powered by nougat and caramel, from what I understand…

Lyhoko Leaci And hungry chocolate aficionados!

NMUSpidey The one that does not go to the dreaded v-e-t!

usfighter15 Nope! TSW is still very much anti-car. Here’s another reason why:

But, if we were going to have cars in Schulmania, they’d probably be…

A Meow-sarati…

A li-meow-sine…

Something roomy from the Furred Motor Company…

But as long as cars go to the v-e-t don’t expect them to be very welcome in Schulmania!

While we’re at it… there are of course other modes of transit…..

In additional, late-breaking news, the National Capital Region will debut on September 19. Click [here] to find out why that date was selected. Soon, the Schulmania capital of Oak Ridge will reveal its secrets to the sim world!

  Edited September 14, 2012 by Schulmanator  

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Only six more days to go!

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Closing in on the big day! I for one can't wait to see more!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

COMING SEPTEMBER 19

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A city built on a floating cat head? That looks like its hard to build...

[emperordaniel 1,281]

That flying cat's head is one of the creepiest things I've seen to come out of Schulmania so far. D:

[airman15 4,111]

Speaking of nightmare fuel!

[Benedict 3,119]

Roads, cars and the prospect of the capital have you back at number one on BTT!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Not Cheshire Cat fans? Perhaps this will work better:

The Supreme and I have completed October 5th's 6th annual SchulmAnniversary update... it weighs in at 1973 words and is a 10.9 MB MS Word file with over 40 pictures. So, a little something else for you to look forward to...

[Gn_leugim 853]

eager to see

[SimCoug 5,973]

The Supreme and I have completed October 5th's 6th annual SchulmAnniversary update... it weighs in at 1973 words and is a 10.9 MB MS Word file with over 40 pictures. So, a little something else for you to look forward to...

[airman15 4,111]

1973 words?! Holy Toledo, that's like 3 times an essay's word count!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

How many parts will it be released in?

[Schulmanator 5,787]

How many parts will it be released in?

It'll be one supermassive update... suitable for an anniversary gift for Schulmania!

[emperordaniel 1,281]

That will be one MASSIVE update.

[Schulmanator 5,787]

My random pic of the day... from Nikonia, East Atkinos.

Can you spot the cleverly disguised armory? It houses thousands of our weapons close to the front lines and is a top secret site!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Is it hiding under the elevated park?

[jacksunny 741]

I'm guessing under the building on the left. It seems too obvious that it would be under the park.