Schulmania

[Gn_leugim 853]

For you my little brave kittens: http://youtu.be/MkTw3_PmKtc?t=1m21s

[kj3400 178]

I'm honored to fight for such a noble cause. 1/9 lives is just a small sacrifice for me to save Schulmania from the madness of the Buggs.

[airman15 4,111]

Since poison wont work, how about we fry the bugs with a giant magnifying glass?

[emperordaniel 1,281]

What should we name it, then? The RSN Buggfryer? The Solar Magnifyer? *tries brainstorming cool names for a Schulminion magnifying-glass-based superweapon*

[Schulmanator 5,787]

[Covers replies from the balance of page 303 and all of page 304]

Cefien I like that spirit!

FrenchThom I would certainly hope for a tolerant point of view!

usfighter15 Unfortunately that’s not possible by order of the Chancellor.

111222333444 And we have done that. Let’s hope it pays off.

LexusInfernus Your vote has been evaluated by the command staff.

Gn_leugim We have not been able to plan such an event as of yet.

Benedict We’re gonna get ‘em!

City_Master Awesome! And thanks!

Follarch Welcome back! Your vote has been evaluated by the command staff.

Cefien Your vote has been evaluated by the command staff.

emperordaniel That’s where the action is!

Gn_leugim I wonder when we will get the upper hand…

SimCoug NICE!

Hester Onward to victory!

emperordaniel Sounds like a great plan!

usfighter15 We are low on meownicopters at the moment but reinforcements are being put into position.

sim_link They feed off of toxic chemicals…

kj3400 Glad to see you back. Your vote has been evaluated by the command staff.

Cefien WOOOOOOOOOT!!

111222333444 We are still adding in more metal ships. They are not resistant to strong acid but luckily none has been used against us… yet.

City_Master You bet!

Lyhoko Leaci We could keep NaOH on hand in case of acid attacks…

NMUSpidey WOOOOOOOOOOOT!

emperordaniel DON’T give them ideas!!!

111222333444 Luckily they do not have a naval presence in the Tenne Sea. If we lose, they will have unfettered access.

City_Master WOOOOOOOOT!

Lyhoko Leaci We have made another hospital. But we lost several medical personnel in the attack.

metarvo Onward to victory!

SimCoug I am a Vandy fan too, unless they play UT. I went to both so I like ‘em both. And Vandy is who introduced me to the glory that is DONUT DEN!!!

emperordaniel Let’s hope we can take his six legged self out…

Cefien VICTORY IS OURS!!!!

jason leo Woooooooot!

NMUSpidey We will prevail! We MUST prevail!

Gn_leugim Thanks for your help!

metarvo YEP!

emperordaniel Very true…

Hester And tasty!

kj3400 We WILL survive! We WILL prevail!

InvaderNat OH NOES! A Queensferry agent!

City_Master Onward to victory!!!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

How about pinpoint orbital bombardment from Myon's new CS-1 weapons? Those could give the Buggs a really bad headache... And would be extremely hard for them to defend against.

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Siege, Part 9

PLEASE NOTE: This is a live event. The siege will be played out in real time (Schulmania Standard Time, with breaks of course for sleep and other stuff) and will be updated as events unfold. Check back frequently for progress on the battle. Additionally, your input will have an impact on the outcome of the battle. The outcome is not final yet and will depend on what you do. Your supportive comments can help rally the troops and increase their effectiveness. (Conversely, comments in favor of Queensferry will reduce our morale and effectiveness by the same margin,) When there are options available for us in the battle, we will wait to gather input before making a decision (the wait time will depend on the severity of the situation). These decisions will have consequences, good and/or bad, but that won’t be revealed until after the decision has been made.

Heavy fighting continues along the north side of town. Enemy soldiers have advanced to the outside of the walls along the northeastern perimeter. Patrols of army and TRT troops are reinforcing those holding the wall. Artillery fire goes back and forth over the wall, with plenty of it hitting the walls as well.

Members of the SNA 132nd Regiment, including LT de Purrton and CPL Bigglesworth, have been tasked with protecting the gate

Some TRT squads have been pinned down in a nearby neighborhood. SMAJ Archean and CPL Bigbuilder have called for backup. Unfortunately, no one can come now… the battle rages on…

The situation at the gate quickly degenerated. LT de Purrton decided on a heroic act to save his unit and make the enemy pay dearly…

For his action, he has been awarded a medal, the Order of the Golden Paw – Cross of Valor. And he still has eight more lives to give in the fight for freedom and victory!

[RipRap 4,400]

Nooooooo, Dan lost one of his lives!

I spy an InvaderNat :|

Lt. Mew has asked the captain of the ship to fire salvos on Queensferry Occupied Areas in the Seige. In this tactic, we would grab the attention of the Buggs and remove some soldiers from the area. May the Supreme Wirdle be with us. This is going to be a suicide mission.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Well...I seem to have racked up quite the Bugg kill count before I got shot by that sniper, didn't I?

It is a great honor to receive this medal - beyond even the greatest dreams that I had ever had when joining the Army. :kitty:

[Follarch 326]

I have come out of hiding to say for VICTORY! My men and I will fight house to house! And congratulations to Lt. de Purrton, his actions at the city gate give our men much needed morale!

[InvaderNat 275]

Nooooooo, Dan lost one of his lives!

I spy an InvaderNat :|

Lt. Mew has asked the captain of the ship to fire salvos on Queensferry Occupied Areas in the Seige. In this tactic, we would grab the attention of the Buggs and remove some soldiers from the area. May the Supreme Wirdle be with us. This is going to be a suicide mission.

I see, and when shall this attack be happening again? cause um...i forgot...all hail the Cats and what not...

[Cefien 361]

Congratulation Lieutenant de Purrton! We need more leaders like you around.

Let the bugs know what the army of Schulmania capable of!!

[airman15 4,111]

Congratulations Lieutenant de Purrton! Your actions will serve as a wakeup call to those despicable bugs!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

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Cefien That’s exactly the plan!

Gn_leugim We WILL prevail!

emperordaniel We’ve used them before but we plan on getting our money’s worth out of them this time!

metarvo They’re so lost in Onimay they may not even notice…

Cefien Their morale remains high as long as their supply of Oil of Onimay is maintained…

SimCoug Thanks!

kj3400 I *LIKE* that idea!

usfighter15 Think they would fall for that?

City_Master We take care of our citizens, unlike the evil enemy!

emperordaniel I know…

Cefien You are helping our morale!

111222333444 Down with Buggs! Victory is ours!

InvaderNat Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Lyhoko Leaci That’s not my kind of love… that’s the kind of love in a bad Lifetime Movie Network flick… DOWN WITH BUGGS!

jason leo I think it’s a great march!

Cefien I am a professional non-singer, myself. I’ve been paid money to stop singing… $5 to stop doing Elvis’ Blue Christmas…

emperordaniel Rocky Top?

Hester Every pleasure has its price.

jason leo I still say Rocky Top!

City_Master That’s the spirit!

Cefien Agreed!

emperordaniel Indeed. And with more lives coming up, they will continue to show the way to valor and victory.

LexusInfernus Nope! No such weapons at all. Until Queensferry came, all we had was claws…

Benedict Indeed, we shall!

emperordaniel Woo hoo! Perhaps a fortuitous milestone post brings us good luck!

usfighter15 Very true!

sc4portugal Indeed. The world has changed. Evil Queensferry has forced a fight for our survival.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Congratulation Lieutenant de Purrton! A medel well deserved!

Buildings may be destroyed, we can rebuild.

But our souls will always be here, for Schulmania!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Stop those Buggs!

What would happen if all of the Oil of Onimay suddenly vanished?

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Well, the Buggs would lose a significant advantage of theirs, for one. :kitty:

Since captured Queensferry soldiers have generally proven to be more cooperative with our felines after being taken off of Oil of Onimay, we may even be looking at mass desertions from their military.

[vivapanda 422]

That beautiful city, completely destroyed :C

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Siege, Part 10

PLEASE NOTE: This is a live event. The siege will be played out in real time (Schulmania Standard Time, with breaks of course for sleep and other stuff) and will be updated as events unfold. Check back frequently for progress on the battle. Additionally, your input will have an impact on the outcome of the battle. The outcome is not final yet and will depend on what you do. Your supportive comments can help rally the troops and increase their effectiveness. (Conversely, comments in favor of Queensferry will reduce our morale and effectiveness by the same margin,) When there are options available for us in the battle, we will wait to gather input before making a decision (the wait time will depend on the severity of the situation). These decisions will have consequences, good and/or bad, but that won’t be revealed until after the decision has been made.

Military intelligence brought to us by MAJ N. M. U. Spidey at the cost of one of his lives indicates that the enemy has shifted its forces to concentrate some 40% along the northeast of town, 50% due east of town and the balance south of town. Additionally, reports from a reconnaissance unit led by LT Muck and LT Imvhozzi reported that a large airfield seems to be under construction to the northeast, presumably for a large fleet of heavy bombers.CPL Logan and CPL Cefien report that enemy forces have reached the coast south of town and are starting to build a makeshift port to accommodate their transport vessels.

MAJ GEN Neyland and Chancellor Mooky have reviewed the tactical situation and have four possible responses. As our advisers, your selection will help to determine our course of action.

Option 1: Continue the offensive to the northeast and concentrate more forces on breaking through enemy lines

Option 2: Concentrate forces on a preemptive strike on the lightly defended southern enemy flank

Option 3: Prepare trenches, mine them and prepare for urban combat as enemy forces breach our walls to the east

Option 4: Continue the offensive to the north and redirect naval forces to eliminate the enemy beachhead south of town

NOTE: Schulmania will do the option with the most votes. The choices have been assigned a [secret] percentage of success. We will do what you suggest, regardless of the outcome.

Choose well, my friends.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Definitely the fourth option - we can't let them get ships into the Tenne Sea.

[Cefien 361]

Since i was there spying while the enemy preparing to build port. I will also choose option four. The enemy still have no naval support, and we can't just let them have it. Destroy it before it finish.

Still, i can't just get rid of my bad feeling about the large airfield to the northeast. We should do something about that before it finish too. I mean, we've seen what the enemy airplane has done to our city so far. Letting the airfield to complete is a bad idea.

Cpl. Cefien

Tactical Response Team, IV Corps, 6th Division, 114th Regiment.

[kj3400 178]

I think option 2 is the best option. Strike the weak link and the chain will snap....hopefully.

[Hester 699]

Reluctantly I vote for Option 4.

[Benedict 3,119]

Option 4.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Option 4

[airman15 4,111]

How about this scenario:

We go with Option 4, but we set up long-range artillery on the beach in case the bugs bring in their own ships. Then they would have to deal with fire coming from both sea and land.

Meanwhile, we airdrop more of our troops over the airfield and try to take control of it. While the enemy is distracted by the airdrop, we can send part of our northbound force to the airfield and provide additional support to claim the base. If we successfully claim the base, we can use it to our advantage.

-Lt. Fast Eagle

[RipRap 4,400]

Option 4 is what I can do best as a navy lieutenant.

[InvaderNat 275]

Option 5: Surrender and pucker-up. BuggUla is divinely merciful and loves all, you will all receive loving treatment once part of the superior nation of Queensferry.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Now that's an Option 5 I don't even want to consider...

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Gn_leugim Awesome! Thanks for the encouragement!

kj3400 Your loyalty and dedication are admirable.

usfighter15 We should seriously do that!

emperordaniel How about “The Glass Menagerie”?

Lyhoko Leaci We really need a spaceport…

111222333444 Naval vessels have been shelling enemy positions throughout the siege. They have been giving us leverage on the northern perimeter as we seek to advance.

emperordaniel You could be a 9-time winner if your heroics continue to be so awesome!

Follarch Glad to see you back!

InvaderNat I am detecting a Bugg supporter in our ranks…

Cefien We will prevail!

usfighter15 Agreed!

City_Master That’s right…

Lyhoko Leaci I would love to find out!

emperordaniel Without mind control, perhaps they would rebel?

vivapanda It’s not over yet, some sections are still intact and the walls have not been breached

emperordaniel Your vote has been tallied… looks like Option 4 is a clear winner.

Cefien Your vote has been tallied… looks like Option 4 is a clear winner.

kj3400 Your vote has been tallied… looks like Option 4 is a clear winner.

Hester Your vote has been tallied… looks like Option 4 is a clear winner.

Benedict Your vote has been tallied… looks like Option 4 is a clear winner.

Lyhoko Leaci Your vote has been tallied… looks like Option 4 is a clear winner.

usfighter15 Interesting,… but we don’t have the airpower to drop troops behind the lines as of yet

111222333444 Your vote has been tallied… looks like Option 4 is a clear winner.

InvaderNat THAT option will certainly not be selected!

emperordaniel Never!!!