worst CJ ever made

[A199999999 0]

Please read the begining and at least some of the story so you can understand the point of this odd C.J.-thanks!

We arrive at the U.N. supreme court and step out of the shiny car, we walk up the 123 steps

and enter the double doors into the marble hallway and get bombarded by the press and

photographers looking for tomorrows cover story. As I mumble "no comment" and jog past

them.  I then enter the main court room where i see a panel of important people that do

important things sitting at a long table and shuffling important papers.  I am asked to stand in

 front of the panel where they all look down at me. I begin to sweat. "A199999999, that is your

name?" they ask.  "correct"  I reply after a dramatic pause, "you were Mr.Defactos head

advisor and assistant?"  "yes" I again reply. "you have been summoned here to tell your story

about Mr.Defactos rise to power and his reign over the city" (after much more hoopla and

official business)...  "Please begin, and don't leave out any of the details..."

    And so I Begin my story about Mayor Defacto's rise to power in the world most famous city   -   BIG CITY TUTORIAL   -.......

me-"Mr. Defacto"... "Mr. Defacto!"

Mr.D-""What, oh, sorry"(he has just woken up)

me-"we will be landing in Big City Tutorial soon"

Mr.D-"wonderful, i should get a larger jet next time-tis one is quite cramped!"

me-"sorry Mr.Defacto, but this is the largest private plane in the continent."

(15 minutes later)

Mr.D-"well, this place is dreadful! i can barley breath and there are no medium or high wealth places in the whole city!"

me-"yes, but your grandma does love it when you visit her here in Big city Tutorial."

Mr.D-"yes, but her house smells like cats and AXE."

me-"but she is a nice lady"

(Mr.D ignores me)

Mr.D "She doesn't even have cats...or use AXE!"

me-while we are here we have a meeting with several major investors here in the city"

Mr.D-"good, i could always use some more money!"

(over the hill and to grandmothers house we go)

grandma D-"have some cookies-your to skinny! both of you!"

me-"no thanks ma'am"

Mr.D-"I told you i wasn't hungry grandma"

grandma D-"fine, i put some in a bag for you trip home"

(3 hours later-at the meeting

Mr.D-"and THAT is why you should invest more into Defacto Corp.

investors-"fine, it sounds like a good plan!, If only someone like you was mayor of this dump of a city! this could be the nicest and most successful city in the country! but i doubut that will happen"

Mr.D-"What do you mean?"

investors-"the current mayor has stayed in power for the last 50 years! We think he fixes the elections, he always wins but nobody votes for him! Now this city has a good budget but it really sucks to live here"

me-"i can see why..."

Mr.D-"yes...mayor...-any ways, that was a good meeting and thanks for listening and thanks for investing in Defacto Corp."

(1 hour later-on the plane)

me-"that city really was a dump"

Mr.D-"do you really thing i could be a mayor some day?"

me-"who knows, who know" ( i say absent mindedly as I a look out the window at the eye burning place called Big City Tutorial.)

(this is what i see)

A bland hill with many average look

[Zelgadis 638]

Wow, this is really horrible! Don't know why I stopped in here. It's indescribably bland and awful. I'm going to go poke out my eyes now.

^As you can see, I am very much enjoying your unique CJ concept you have here.^

ISF

[WackoJak 0]

I just love the self confidence your CJ title is radiating!

[bbfan02 23]

This is not even worth commenting! I wonder what will happen in the first update!?

[+Guest]

HAHAHA! I'm seriously laughing right now. That is hilarious. I love your honestly. I want to see more of this... festation. Love the brutal humor. Keep it coming. HAHAHA!

[Yeah_Right 2]

L O L

very nice

[panthersimcity4 162]

Ugh! What a disgrace of a CJ! So repugnant and... uh... abhorrent!

[SpecialEddie 3]

This isn't even a CJ.

[BurroDiablo 222]

Isn't this just the 'Big City' Tutorial?

I acctualy liked the big city tutorial city... it was nice and run down, all low wealth single family res and CS$

edit-

Ah, you mentioned it already, I failed to read what you'd written, lol

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Is it possible to have a worse cj than my own? Well, you will answer that question and we will battle it out for the title of WORST CJ EVER. I'm looking forward to it!

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Hey I know this is supposed to be bad but can we at least have some bad pictures?

Man you have almost inspired me to go back and revisit my Big City Tutorial...

[jacqulina 162]

sounds bad but please have you a pic so i can see if it is or not and in any case im sure it can improve later my friend.

[Rymac91 15]

@abcvs: They're already in png, what more do you want?

It's funny how CJs that are titled "worst" seem to be the "funniest".

[patriots_1228 51]

wait, so you want as to be jerks here?

my kind of thread.

Alright first off this sucks. I mean, everyone knows that old ladies prefer TAG to AXE. Are you stupid or somthing? And BIG CITY Tutorial?! Making Money tutorial is where its at. also, your name should be A1steaksauce, not A199999999.

haha, pretty funny start, this is interesting.

[Schulmanator 5,787]

I am sure Craig can provide the sound track for it... a Gilligan's Island/Happy Days remix...

[Mulefisk 15]

Well, at least it's better than the "Greatest CJ ever made".

[metasmurf 705]

Nice use of custom content

[Somebody 12]

wow i wonder if this amazingly horrible "city" will become an amazingly horrible landfill surrounded by tenements. *hint hint*

[gabry85 2]

Yuck! What an awful start Mr. YAY Games! Keep it down, can't wait to berate it, hehehe!

[Smarty218 2]

Wow, great (revolting) job I really (don't) like how everything is maxis. Fantastic (awful) start.

Just kidding! Its not pretty but on the bright side there is room for improvement! Ease away from the maxis and get some playing tips from the site. You'll do fine

[nottheboss 1]

Excellant is it opposite day

your cj is awful

i like greens

the world is square

the sun is a chicken

badly not done!

[rct3twins 14]

HAHAHAHA! You're funny. Watching. SIGGED.

[packersfan 666]

Wow I wish I could figure out how to get a bland low-wealth area in my city, I mean complete low wealth residents, commercial, everything, not low res, next to high business, haha

[ilikehotdogsalot 308]

*barf*

[A199999999 0]

(2 years after Mr.Defacto's first visit to Big City Tutorial)

Mr.D-"Well done!"

me-"what an amazing home, and i do believe it is the largest in Big City Tutorial"

Mr.D-"obvously, every other home in the city is the size of my new garage, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

me-"here is that overhead picture of the house you wanted"

Mr.D-"lets take a look..."

Mr.D-"wonderful, this will fit nicely on my new wall of pictures and things like that"

me-"yes it will"

Mr.D-"do your here all of those sirens?"

me-"yea! lets turn on the news"

news person-"we have breaking news, As i speak we are recieving word that a riot has broken out in the south east corner of the city! we have a helicopter on scene. lets go see whats happening..."

"as you can see, police are on the scene and are currently fighting the rioters!"

"wow! now they are attacking cars. thing are getting out of hand here!"

"OMFG they just flipped over those 2 cars! Now the police are moving in...cool! the cops are hitting people with sticks, ouch! That guy just got hit in the crotch, ha ha!"

(2 hours later)

me-"good thing the police stopped the riot."

Mr.D-"thats IT!-i am going to mayor of this city! I don't care what it takes, i will not see this place destroyed!(i could also get rich...)"

me-"WHAT? I don't think you are ready to be mayor of an ant hill, let alone Big City Tutorial!"

Mr.D-"don't worry, I bought Sim City 4 yesterday! I will be the best mayor to ever live!"

me-"your crazy"

Mr.D-"No. I'm a mayor! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA..."

me-"SHUT UP!"

Next update...I don't know(thanks for all the negative comments! keep it up!)

[panthersimcity4 162]

GASP... the horror. Al Gore would vomit at the sight of those toxic pollution clouds.

[KingTitan 6]

I'd actually like to see somebody take the BIG CITY tutorial and clean it up in an actual CJ story.... Anybody up for the challenge.....or if it allready exists.....tell me where? LOL

[Artman94 2]

wooowww lol this is really funny

big city tutorial as the setting...

it'd be funny how this all turns out...like it gradually gets better to become the bestest CJ ever...

[farmer-alex 2]

I bet the lag on that Game is really slow- with all those great Custom Content.

lol

[GingerBlokey 30]

I actually player this city today on Simcity just to see if I could turn it from a hideous crap-hole into a Gingerblokey utopia. And I did. I was quite proud. Im looking forward to seeing how this is going to develop. But please, I beg of you don't use Comic Sans, it is the worst font in the world and will make even the best CJ look awful, and I know this is the worst CJ but seriously.