worst CJ ever made

[IDS2 3,346]

So, I took it upon myself to write a truthful song about the living conditions in Big City Tutorial and vicinity...don't take offense to it, you said it yourself...I gotta admit this is the funniest CJ around though.

And now, ladies and landlords, please join in a chorus of the Big City Tutorial Anthem, "You, Me, and BCT!"

Verse 1:

Every freakin' morning

I wake up and think;

Another day in squalor

More time to raise a stink.

This city is a cesspool

All on its own;

But the worst part about it is

Our food is all home-grown! *Blaugh!*

(Chorus)

Oh, you, me, and BCT;

Our lives are terrible

And nothing here is free

We're living in a trash heap

It's an atrocious dump;

We're all uneducated;

Our best friends are tree stumps!

Verse 2:

We won't be here much longer

Our health care isn't cheap;

Our personal posessions

Don't include a place to sleep.

Our power comes entirely

From old coal power plants;

The most expensive thing I own

Is a ripped pair of pants!

(Chorus)

Oh, you, me, and BCT;

Our lives are terrible

And nothing here is free

We're living in a trash heap

It's an atrocious dump;

We're all uneducated;

Our best friends are tree stumps!

We thank you all for showing your pride in BCT! BCT thanks you for working entirely for us and paying our salaries! Now go home and study BCT's history or something!

*Shoo, shoo!*

[Hahayoudied 3]

That was random, but I do agree about the living condion.

[LarksTonguesInAspic 28]

Is that played on bagpipes, or was that you singing?

You should sing tenor...ten or twelve miles away!  Just kidding!

This cj rocks!

[gabry85 2]

Wow, love that twisted rail at the station. Let's shake the passengers and make them vomit their souls in that series of roundabouts, bwahahahaha!

[TRNSTN 0]

someone send a human rights activist group, BCT sounds gross

[Joetropian1 1]

Aaaugh, IDS2, your BCT theme song is melting my ears off! Get me the best doctor in BCT to help... you know, the one that can walk, and talk, and all them higher learning ideas!

Keep up the hilarious work!

I once had a disgusting eyesore-of-an-industrial city. 35,000 jobs, a BLACK river, terrible traffic... and right next door to a bustling city of 400,000!

JT1

[lucky7 73]

WUUAH! Disgusting, lol!!! Looking forward to more urban catastrophes,

lucky7

[A199999999 0]

MASSIVE UPDATE! (13 pictures) Yesterday the mayor got the extreme ordinances mod, demand mod , and others, and imedietly implemented them into the Big City tutorial!!! now the city is WAY dofferint than before, unrecogniseable!!!

first, the new town of Black Mesa(below)

 Black Mesa overall(below)

and now... Big City Tutorial!!!

here is what happens when the no pollution ordinance is inacted...(below)

Below Are pics of the 2 industrial sectors of BCT(if you can call them that)

Here is a small sector in the south west corner.(below)

and my favorite city picture so far(below)

and here a before and after of Downtown BCT!(below)

last and least is an overall of BCT(below)

Have no fear, East City is here! Here is Urban Blight's last stronghold in the region(below)

and another note, The song in ISD2's post is the new BCT anthem....HA

[ilikehotdogsalot 308]

Wow. What terrible city building. . .

[SILVERQUEST 0]

Well I guess it will get better as time goes on.

You have to take the bad with the good.

[bbfan02 23]

Wow, that is awful!

SILVERQUEST: It is supposed to be bad. Then why does it say "worst cj ever made".

[Godzillaman 21]

You deserved it.

You need more custom content! It's actually amazing to find out what you can do with some of the things here...

[SimHoTToDDy 2,938]

Exelent, now that you have the super demand mod, you can start doing horrifying things! I recomend as much I-D as possable mixed in with your sims, and remember to only use streets! LMAO, keep up the woeful work! And if you want massive, l@@k at my cj, thats all I seem to be able to make!

-Todd

[The_Hutt 11]

Hmm...interesting. I'll leave it at that.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Boy, BCT sure seemed to change overnight, eh?

[jacqulina 162]

all that industry is sure to worsen things now my friend your pollution might just skyrocket

[Yeah_Right 2]

Ah teerrible city. Gives me the shivers.

Where can i find the docks in ur picture?

[jjune4991 1]

terrible? i guess, if you want to keep calling it that. but what happened to the mayor? and the story? that was funny.

[rct3twins 14]

BCT, man. I'd call it BLT. YOU NEED MORE BATS!

[gabry85 2]

Ah, never thought of that. I'll follow your wise advice right away!

Okay, fellows, let's start with those ordinances!

[panthersimcity4 162]

I....hate.... Big City Tutorial! (Rips apart keyboard)

Man, that is awful... lol

[ilikehotdogsalot 308]

Wow, even Jacky hates your journal! That must be a first.

Pure garbage.

[Hahayoudied 3]

So, what is going to happen to these cities in the future?

[Kiwi n Grapes 2]

uhh this "horrible city" looks like mine =( oh well

[godwin1020 1]

dude this is like my frd poo! seriously the living conditions are so bad here tht u dun wanna live here anymore.... hahahahahaha

keep up thw work!

[jacqulina 162]

lol hotdogs

looking out for more my friend maybe

[Joetropian1 1]

rct3twins: BLT? That sounds like Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato!

Why is the city changing!? I though urban blight was what you were going for!

JT1

[Andronicus22 1]

hillary's back!!! yuck, nasty grease ball, very eye pleaseing tho...rofl, may i suggest a hillary 08 sign? cuz this sure looks like her!..

-no offence to hillary likers! i'm only jokeing

~andro!

[rct3twins 14]

Joetropian1: Well then I'll name it Baconator!

[Droftrah 2]

Brilliant.

Or is that "Terrible"?

Hmmmm...