worst CJ ever made

[gabry85 2]

Ah-ha! That' very educative, SC is for serious mayors who wants to become seriously rich! Yeah, I want the grid, I want jagged streets, I want boxy lots! Who needs realism?

Welcome to page 2 of this...this... whatever it is...

[collgab 10]

Wow...finally someone who is honest!!! someone who can say with pride..."My CJ Sucks And I'm PROUD!!"...keep this up, i'm most certainly going to be popping in every once in a while!

[Peng74 1]

This is the best awful cj i've ever read. In fact, its so bad that i CAN wait for the next update to come.

[Ded 30]

I played Big City Tutorial for about 300 game years once. It can turn into quite the little city.

[yoy21 1]

Can't wait to see where this goes!

[seemurray2 21]

Awwww, the police should have done us all a favor and let the rioters burn this junk heap to the ground!  

In all seriousness though, I really like that water mod you are using, can I find that on the STEX? And what about those houses in the third pic, the little white ones with the dead yards, go over two roads from the left, then down three streets, then over one to the left, no the other left, yeah that one.  Let me guess you found that on the gigantic japanese mega thread right?  

*end sarcasm*

at least your cj is fun!

[TRNSTN 0]

Absolutely horrendous.

Keep up the great work. I agree with what someone said earlier don't use comic sans, that comment actually made me laugh

throw some fireballs,more riots more riots!

[nottheboss 1]

thats an awful update

well done!

[bbfan02 23]

Wow, that is pretty bad!

[A199999999 0]

Mr.D-"well, um , how exactly can i become mayor of this place?"

me-"i would suggest trying to gain influence in the local

government"

Mr.D-"like what? Get a job at the Post Office?"

me-"not exactly, i believe that the mayor had a board of advisors that are very high ranking in the city government, perhaps you could influence them some how."

Mr.D-"yes, excellent! I will be back later, I have business to attend to!"(he sprints out the door)

(The next day)

me-"Where have you been!?"

Mr.D-"I now have complete control of the mayors advisory board! Ha ha ha"

me-"how...?"

Mr.D-"bribes of course!"

me-"but thats illegal"

Mr.D-"so is jaywalking! I am sure you have done that before."

me-"i suppose. How much did all of this cost you?"

Mr.D-"here i have a chart to show you!(i am way to organized)."

(left to right)Zoning guy, money chick, utilities person, fire & police boss, health and education lady, transportation dude, tree person.

Advisory board Bribes

zoning guy	$2,000+pair of wool socks
money chick	$3,000+fancy new shoes
utilities person	$5,000+barns&noble gift card
fire & police boss	$2,500+badge shining kit
health & Education lady	$4+a new haircut
transportation dude	$12,000+taxes
tree person	$0+a new tree in front yard

me-"well, i am impressed"

Mr.D-"of course you are, you work for me!"

me-"yes, that too"

Mr.D-"all that stand in my way is that fat old mayor, Every day this city gets worse! I was walking down to driveway to get the paper and some punk threw it at me!"

me-" I think that was the paperboy"

Mr.D-"well, you get my point!"

up next...HA HA HA     (Look! no comic sans!)

[Criquette 0]

Anyway.. this CJ is.. different

[gabry85 2]

OMG, I'm gonna fall in love with this CJ! Poor Mr. Defacto took the most whining people of SC! But you have to know that the money chick asks much more than $3,000! Oh well...

[Shadow_prophet 91]

Lol, wonderful CJ. the humor is refreshing.

[Danlikebooks 6]

$4 + New haircut. delightful.

[DioAngel 1]

OMG I've never seen nothing like this... Dude you need to add realistic parks or something..

[Andronicus22 1]

Disusting.. Horendous... nasty... vomit... vomit again, Just really love the custom content and the terrian and rock mods, kinda looks like hillary clinton on a bad hair day.. no offence for those who like hillary.    

[DougOZ 0]

i like the story very interesting and curious, let see where it goes... looking forward

[Artman94 2]

lol this is really funny

[bbfan02 23]

I am not even going to say anything! Lol.

[ilikehotdogsalot 308]

LOL xD

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Well this is the CJ that inspired me to go back and play BCT again...  except that I must say that mine looks much nicer and prettier than this CJ which is a pile of festering poopy doo on a warm day in the landfill.

Funny the finance chick is the only one that is in the green... but then I seem to remember this city was raking in the cash... enough to keep any bean counter advisor in a continual state of flatulence.

Perhaps a better bribe for the transport dude would have been $12,000 + a toupe.

If this CJ doesn't improve I will be back for sure.  Oh and thanks for fixing the pictures on the first page...  now we can see what we are vomiting at.

Great story BTW...  that is actually very good...

[yoshikoroyimara 5]

ahh...the humor...this is a good...(or bad in this case) CJ

[Peng74 1]

I'd vote for him.

[jacqulina 162]

coming on well lol my friend or should i say bad lol

[rct3twins 14]

Man, you're right. Mr. D is crazy. What is his IQ anyway?

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Originally posted by: rct3twins Man, you're right. Mr. D is crazy. What is his IQ anyway?quote>

 

I would say he is a couple of bits short of a byte.

[1dera3 28]

Wow... this is a great terrible CJ!

[A199999999 0]

(later that week on the local radio)


news lady-"We have more breaking news! We have just recieved word that the mayor of Big City Tutorial has been assassinated! He was walking to his mailbox when somone threw an explosive newspaper at him. he was instantly killed."

Mr.D-"HA HA HA, i knew that exploding newspaper would be cool!"

(police at the mayors house-below)



me-"WHAT! you killed the mayor!"

Mr.D-" Of course not!"

me-"oh, good"

Mr.D-"I hired a profesional assassian to do it, and I paid extra for the exploding paper!"

me-"OMFG"

news lady-"with no mayer running the city, his advisory board will need to quickly place someone into the mayors position. We expect to find out thier decision withen a few days. Some highly possible choices that they say they are considering includes Tom cruise, The screming infomercial guy with the question mark suit(below)


and a local and famous businessman know as Mr.D. -When the board releases thier decision, we will be first on the scene. only here a new 10 radio.

Mr.D-"now do you see what the bribes were for?"

me-"yes, that was very smooth"

Mr.D-"now within a few days i should me mayor of this dump called Big City Tutorial. HA HA HA HA HA!(5 min. later)HAAAAAAAaaaaaa."

me-"o.k. then..."

Mr.D-"i love being evil... and Money!)

(next update, will Mr.D be the new mayor of Big City Tutorial?)

[rct3twins 14]

And I love terrible CJs! Yo, where'd you get the explosive newspaper? "Big Al's explosive desguised as other stuff emporium" doesn't have it.

[nottheboss 1]

What an incredible cliff hanger

i'm sorry don't blow me up

well done!