Chain Reaction!

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

...got 12 nukes to destroy the back-up computers. He detroys them, but wait! There's a secret 13th computer with a SC2K/SC3K(U)/SC4(RH)-Convertor, to convert the cities from SimCity 2000, SimCity 3000 (Unlimited) and SimCity 4 (Rush Hour). And the 13th computer is in... the secret lab of the crazy professor. They jumped in Will's private jet to take them to the secret laboratorium. But...

[Rymac91 15]

the plane somehow goes into a wormhole by another crazy professer and they end up 1 year in the past before the computers were destroyed! But...

[luigiguy 1]

Bill gates makes more computers but accedently...

[RushHourFreak 1]

the factory get burned, the firemans go to help, then, a giant cloud steps over the city and starts to rain, but...

[The_Family_Guy 2]

you fart, then...

[SimLord the Great 0]

...the guy standing next to you was just about to light a cigarette, when the city explodes because you fartted, then...

[Waz_Up_Tiger 1]

President Bush sends the army into arrest you but you...

[Goldfish4209 9]

know the government is incompetent, so all you do is stand there, and they never see you. Then you go home and...

[masochist 111]

...upon coming up to your street, you notice that Bush has stationed militia all around your house, some armed with armor-piercing bullets, some set as snipers, some hidden in plain view. So what you do is...

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

dive in a manhole, and begin running down the pipe, but then just after you turn a corner you trip over a bucket of...

[coolotter88 2]

...water, you fall flat on your face, your belt buckle scrapes against the metal somehow creating showers of sparks and igniting the natural gas leaking from a neighboring gas line, destroying most of the city...think fart incident except bigger...and from underground...

[Superchan 23]

its been a long time since someone posted here, i guess ill revive it

after the disaster the people began to rebuild

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

so much there were soon multiple skyscrapers over 1km in height, ...

[IDS2 3,346]

...but they couldn't withstand the weight and toppled again...

[Superchan 23]

then they built better ones, ones that...

[pickled_pig 7]

...had not only indoor ski resorts, but indoor rooms simulating desert and rainforest climates. However, it took so much energy to heat and cool these rooms, so...

[Superchan 23]

the nuclear power plant went BOOOOM!!!!!!!!...

[Superchan 23]

been a while since anyone posted, o well

then the people gave up and founded a new city 100 miles away.

[pickled_pig 7]

But before they founded the new city, the LORD came down from the heavens and becan to speak unto the people the Rules upon which the city was to be governed:

[Superchan 23]

and thy people said unto thy lord, that we can do whatever we want.

[screamingman12 30]

When the Lord realized that he had been told off, he rained lightning bolts upon the people.

[Superchan 23]

who then said he was being a big meanie.

[Rymac91 15]

But the lord hits them with baseball sized hail for insulting him. And superchad gets stuck by lightning for breaking the two post rule twice on the same page.

[pickled_pig 7]

And Superchad prayed for forgiveness, asking, What have I done for this to happen to me. However, God did not forgive, instead...

[Superchan 23]

he vowed to destroy thy superchad's house, who superchad respond what rule does thow speak of?

[octaves 4]

Then superchad reports himself to the police and the police and him foil his own plan to destroy his own house.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

When suddenly an al'Hasiq spaceship flys over and abducts superchad and the police, and then blows up his house, and everything near it.

[pilotdaryl 25]

But the "spaceship" is blasted by a missile, coming from a single-pilot fighter in which its pilot was...

"YAAAAHOOOO!!!"

Then numerous amounts of people looked at the fighter right above their heads and...

[pickled_pig 7]

...suddenly ceased to exist, in violation of the Law of Conservation of Matter.

[Superchan 23]

superchad escaped from the aliens and got a Cessna 414 and flew away.