Chain Reaction!

[MadMax410 1]

But the "dangerous ppl" got scared when they saw the alien. One started breaking out of the cell. When the guards came, they let the alien out and Will out, only to be sued by...

[newyorkstate 6]

President Jack Ryan (Hey, its like 3000 years to Present Day!). After losing the trial and $10 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000, he decides to kill everyone. Unfortuanately, a nuclear bomb kills him *temporarily*....

[cityhawk 12]

...but a lightning strike permanently kills him. Will then takes half of the *insert that large number here* and, because anybody will do anything for him for his money, got a select group of about a thousand of the best game designers in the world and employed them at Willy, Inc.With all of this help and under Will's authority, SimCity 5 was going to be completed that night and put on the market the next day. This seemed to be the greatest day in the world for Will, until a group of terrorists arrived...

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

... and calls our good ol' friend the mad professor, to make his speciality: a strange machine while nobody knows what it does! One of the terrorists pushes a red button and the machine makes a very, very, very weird sound. It...

[MadMax410 1]

unifies Microsoft, Nintendo, and Sony to form Microsintendo! However, all the money of the three companies allow them to buy nuclear warfare and take over the world!!!!....

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

So the leader of the union, L.Mao, becomes the leader of the world and commands the whole world to do two things:

1. To obey him.

2. To flushes the toilet everyday at 3 PM.

[cityhawk 12]

Nobody obeys him b/c they know that the leader and his associates don't want to use the nuclear weapons b/c they don't fully understand how they work, so Microsintendo is brought down from power by a very intelligent American general, named Alex Stone, and his army. The people of the world praised General Stone for his bravery and action to keep the world at peace, but he had a really bad hunger for power...

[Rymac91 15]

so...he runs for president and wins. And is now The President of the United States.

[newyorkstate 6]

He becomes insane one day and commits (Dum Dum Dum Dum...)

KAMOKAZE!!!

Of course, then....

[GaBoR 7]

He realizes no harm can he sustain by Kamokazeing himself... So he is commited in a mental institution and is replace by his Evil-Midget-Twin... then....

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

... the local mayor comes to him and asks the most silly question on Earth: "What's the color of your socks, sir?" The Evil-Midget-Twin gets angry and smashes the mayor down, so the Evil-Midget-Twin becomes a mayor!

[Simen 1]

of course the original mayor gets angry at the evil-midget twin, and therefore goes after him to get revenge, so he...

[cityhawk 12]

...went to some friends he knew that were in high places. He told them about what happened with the Evil-Midget-Twin, so they all banded together and formed a powerful conspiracy...

[GaBoR 7]

so they kidnapp the Evil-Midget-Twin and dress him as a Oompa-Loompa and enrrolled him in one of Willi Wonka's Candy-sweatshops, then...

[Simen 1]

the promised nukes from microsintendo came, and most of the population of the area died, but...

[cityhawk 12]

...what the nukers didn't know was that they really nuked an empty forest because a device had been set up out there to make it look like the Willy Wonka candy sweatshops were there, but they really weren't. Now they were out of nukes, so the nukers went into hiding. Meanwhile, back in the sweatshop, the Evil-Midget-Twin is giving the authorities a big problem...

[GaBoR 7]

he's inserting brainwashing nanobots in the wonka bars, so in 21 days the entire simnation will riot against his No Evil-Non Midget-Twin Mayor, but meanwhile in...

[newyorkstate 6]

In the White House (Or what's left of it, if you've been following the story) President Bush revives from the dead. It is simply due to mismanagement in natural uranium decomposition.

His first words: "Oil...Oil...I...NEED....OIL!" (No Offense)

He creates a guy he calls the FONGINATOR.

The Fonginator's motto (In an Arnold like voice, dont ask):

I AM THE FONGINATOR. I WILL FONGINATE YOU ALL.
BUT PLEASE DONT FONGINATE ME FIRST. PREPARE
TO BE FONGINATED.

[cityhawk 12]

Bush then takes the "Fonginator" to training to be a secret service agent, but what Bush doesn't know is that the Fonginator really has a fonginating side of him that does nothing but evil.

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

So the Fonginator goes to the candy-sweetshop of Willy Wonka and finds the Evil-Midget-Twin that was dressed like an Oompa-Loompa. He undress the Evil-Midget-Twin and buys a nuke to kill Willy Wonka. But the International Authority of Delicious Sweets and Their Producers, aka IADSTP, knows that the Fonginator and the Evil-Midget-Twin wants to nuke and destroy Wonka, so they warn Bush and Wonka about the very, very critical situation.

[screamingman12 30]

And Bush says (note: this is NOT intended to be a political statement) "well, seeing that I'm the presedent of these here United States, I must put forth as much red-tape as possible to frusterate congress"

[newyorkstate 6]

Congress goes back in time to the real bush and they murder him.

[cityhawk 12]

Then, Congress is mudered by the younger George Bush in that time, and he goes back to present day, where he meets himself. Since they both don't have a father anymore, they unite and push forth stem cell research.

[GaBoR 7]

The stem cell research is conducted on the Fonginator but is a Failure because originates multiple slimy tentacles and supergigantism in the "Fonge" hence he loose even more his mind and start a Godzilla-like attack in the White House, meanwhile...

[SimLord the Great 0]

...Willy Wonka starts an evil rampage blasting anyone in his way, then teams up with the devil and turns life into a living hell.

[MadMax410 1]

But then, some sends them a email, and it says:

Dear Willy Wonka,

I think your a F*** B******retard!!! *********************************

                                  From, 

                                  Devil

AND

Dear devil,

I think your a F*** B******retard!!!***********************************

                               From,

                            Willy Wonka

They then turn on each other and....

[cityhawk 12]

...get their fighting gear prepared for fighting, but then they both get an email from MadMax410 saying (note: this is edited with no bleep outs),

"Y'all are freakin' idiots! Y'all are nothing but crap and should be treated like it, too!"

So, they get so mad that they go after MadMax410 with all of their weapons in what is to become the biggest, baddest war in world history!

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

So MadMax410 goes to a local nuke-shop, somewhere in a agraric community (I know, it sounds ridiculous!). He buys the largest, biggest, baddest model: The MaxNuke 3000 DLX-SE. But the mad professor (He's back!!) makes - again - a strange machine. But again, nobody knows what it does!! So...

[SimLord the Great 0]

Willy Wonka, thinking that the machine is a planetary nuke, steals the machine, only to find that....

[cityhawk 12]

...it only works by the voice command of the professor, so Willy goes and holds the professor at gun point and demands him to give the orders that he wants when he wants it. When the professor doesn't cooperate, Willy puts a bullet in the professor's head and gets some of his very smart henchmen to recalibrate the machine to work only by his voice. When Willy gives his command to the machine, something unthinkable happens...