Chain Reaction!

[cityhawk 12]

All of the coastal countries are flooded, and billions of people die. However, for those countries that didn't get flooded, they face a bigger problem: poison in the drinking supply and all food!

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

But don't forget the A-Team! They are... drowned? So the world is doomed, for the third time. So...

[MadMax410 1]

Then suddenly, the sun floats over to the earth and burns all the water away. But then mass fire starts! All the plants burn down, meaning carbon dioxide levels get so high that....

[newyorkstate 6]

Everybody dies. Again. One day, a van exploded.

[SimLord the Great 0]

In that van was concealed a fusion bomb. The core was super radioactive and if it exploded, it would completly destroy the earth.

[cityhawk 12]

Somebody hit the van with their car, so the bomb exploded; however, the bomb just blew up the van and the car, and the rest of its planet-destroying force disappeared to some other unfortunate planet in the universe. Meanwhile, a mad scientist...

[MadMax410 1]

went nuts and started banging his head on his desk. On the desk was his latest invention,you guessed it, a button that nobody knows what it does! The mad scientist's forehead smashes the button, causing...

[newyorkstate 6]

The Swiss Lab To Explode. This Lab Contains Anti-Matter. We all know one drop is devastating. Yep. World blows up. Now, on Mars, a Martian...

[cityhawk 12]

...uses his super-intelligence to remake Earth and all its contents, including the people. Then, he and other martians beamed down to Earth to make themselves known. When people saw them, though, everybody panicked and hid somewhere. Not feeling loved, the martians...

[The boy formerly known as Evil Muzz 27]

...stomped on the ground, sending a shockwave through the Earth to Austrailia (they landed in Europe ) casuing...

[forny008 0]

...all the kangaroos to stampede thru Sydney, where they...

[cityhawk 12]

...kicked out all the humans and ran the city themselves.

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

So the Australian army goes to Sydney to conquer the city. But a nuke exploded, so...

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

... a shockwave went back through the Earth causing Europe to flip over, flinging all the martians far and wide.

[iquere 2]

All of the martians smash into the Atlantic Ocean, except one, who...

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

goes into a weapon factory and... dies. So some crazy scientists teleported his (dead) body to their HQ, but... the martian lives!!

[cityhawk 12]

The martian turns out to be very friendly, but his family back on his home planet is another story. The family comes to Earth and starts destroying things looking for their fellow martian, but a new scientific tool in its beta stage became something for the martians to fear...

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

... because it can transforms ordinary diet coke to a nasty, slimy stuff. The scientists called it: "Flubblubberplasm". The martians hates weird English words, and stuff made out of diet coke. But a very well known Guru destroys the scientific tool with his...

[newyorkstate 6]

Wimpy Punch! He smashes everything he sees and rules! He then explodes. The-

[cityhawk 12]

The martian family continues to destroy everything, but here comes the Milky Way Space Command Force!

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

So the MWSCP blows up the family, and throws a baseball in a black hole. But the black hole grows... and it's just 1.000 lightyears from the Earth. So the U.N. says: "OMG!! The world is doomed!!" But who's gonna save ya'?? You guessed it:

SLOPPET??? (Pretty weird...)

[MadMax410 1]

But wait! Sloppet was stuck deleting all the e-mails he got from all these idiots sending a "Send this to everyone you know" e-mail. So the amd professor goes and makes a button of the nobody knows what it does kind. It gets pressed and...

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

The black hole ruptures, spewing mutant cows everywhere, and they begin raining down on any nearby planet, including Earth.

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

So all of the armies of the world aims hundreds of missiles on the mutant cows, but since the cows are mutant, they can survive such attack. Time for plan B! There's just one problem: there's no plan B! But who's gonna save ya' again?? The big Dirktator!

[cityhawk 12]

The Dirktator uses his intelligence and forms it into a beam that can penetrate minds and blow up the brains. He shoots the beam at the mutant cows, and they all die. Meanwhile, another black hole forms and starts swallowing the Milky Way Galaxy planets from back to front (Pluto, Neptune, Uranus, etc.) Now the people of Earth REALLY have something to fear!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

The mArtians fire a quantum deconstructor at the black hole, causing it to rupture as well, sending even more mutant cows everywhere, this time with built in sheilding and plasma guns. Meanwhile, Jupiter goes into a new orbit because it was half-eaten by the black hole before it ruptured.

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

So the mutant cows are going to eliminate the world. But somebody calls... somebody:

Somebody 1:"Hi, with who?"

Somebody 2:"Hello Who, with Hi!"

Somebody 1:"No, I'm [NAME MISSING DUE TO PRETTY WEIRD REASONS]. Are you really Hi?"

Somebody 2:"Of course! Hey, I've invented another really, really wierd machine."

*End*

[cityhawk 12]

Somebody 2 is the mad professor, and Somebody 1 is a psychic.

Psychic: "What does it do?"

Mad P: "I don't know. It's just another one of those red buttons that you push and see what happens."

Psychic: "I bet I can tell what it does by just looking at it."

Narrator: The psychic looks at the red button, and what it does is amazing...

[MadMax410 1]

A huge atomic explosion destroys almost everything on earth. All what's left are bunnies and a few hippies who could be bothered to build a fallout shelter...

[newyorkstate 6]

But bunnies and hippies go to war! In The End, Bunnies won with their awesome Bunny powers!