Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

If so, you life were, too.

 

I wish for less fantasy

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but reality sucks.

 

I wish for a better laptop, so I could play Cities: Skylines on it.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but only Cities: Skylines, nothing else.  Not even the Internet.

 

I wish for 92 quadrillion dollars.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Money doesn't make you happy. 

 

If only German would have become world langauge ... That's my wish

[Duke87 1,070]

German is the world's language for reasons I cannot mention without invoking Godwin's Law.

 

I wish more people owned a Nintendo 3DS.

[Titanicbuff 1,262]

granted- but its broken.

I wish the weather was better- been getting rainy.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

But it's Titanic Night

 

I wish Mr. Smith would have known

[jmsepe 2,040]

He knew but he wouldn't tell you.

 

I wish history would be revamped.

[airman15 4,113]

Granted, mankind will fall apart tomorrow!

 

I wish California wasn't suffering through a drought..

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

But Minnesota D:

 

I wish Minnesota wouldn't have Twin Cities D:

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, it has triplet cities.

 

I wish I was a legendary swordsman.

[Cyclone Boom 17,032]

Granted, but only reaching "legendary" rank on a video game.

 

I wish trains weren't running late so often.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Wish granted. All train schedules now read "arrives sometime this afternoon or maybe in the evening".

 

I wish I had away to get away from this deserted island that didn't involve tying two tortoises together using my back hair.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 906]

Granted. Here's a third tortoise and some nylon rope.

 

I wish for a new computer mouse and keyboard.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

You get a mouse and a keyboard

 

I wish for Kokuss

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but you find it isn't much fun.

I wish my summer wasn't going so fast.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, a perpetual heat wave strikes your neighborhood.

I wish the A's still played in Philadelphia.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Granted, the A's are still playing in Philadelphia, MS.

I wish I was more successful.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but it doesn't bring you happiness.

I wish all father's a happy father's day.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Already over in Germany, but feel free to wish all the fathers a happy normal day.

I wish for a happy normal day

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but it's followed with 7 plagues.

I wish for immaculate BAT skills.

 

Granted, the A's are still playing in Philadelphia, MS.

They're playing in Oakland, California.

[The Avatar 1,089]

Granted, but EA deletes everyone's copy of SC4, rendering your skills useless.

I wish I wasn't thirsty.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 906]

Granted. Good luck peeing every 15 minutes.

That was mean; I wish I could amend that.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Edit button broken

I wish the edit button wasn't broken.

Btw, what happened to the "show edit line"

[airman15 4,113]

Granted, now you can't download any files from the Exchange!

I wish I owned a 727!

[jmsepe 2,040]

Yep, you get a paper with 727! Hahaha.

I wish for peace.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Yes, but hahaha

I wish for hahaha in lolz

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but they take you away in a straight jacket to the asylum.

I wish I could eat what I want and not gain weight.

[Skimbo 304]

Congratiolations. The problem: Your body isn't able to draw any energy from the food you consume. >> You starve in a room full of food.

 

I wish for the abiliy to change my shape to whatever I want whenever I want

[philforhockey51 4,220]

Granted but it only works half the time, the other half you turn into a toaster oven.

I wish to ride in a time traveling DeLorean.