Whats the worst thing that could happen?

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

One of them is not a flower but a Navy SEAL and you are the target. Good night.

WTWTTCHW listening to Sublime?

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Your headphones would explode into your ear as your forgot to turn the volume down beforehand and they get lodged into your brain.

WTWTTCH whn watching 3D movie?

  Edited May 13, 2012 by City_Master  

[Alejandro24 575]

To know that 3D movie is a fraud, it is in 2D!!!!!!

WTWTTCH in a zombie apocalypse.

[Skimbo 304]

Thoose nice little compnions (zombies) breaking out of the cinema.

WTWTTCH when nothing happens?

[simlink 1,098]

You stop breathing, because nothing happens. Including breathing.

WTWTTCH when sitting on a beach.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

You discover your actually sitting on an old sand castle so the dragons inside it grab you and you get trapped in it until the tide comes in.

WTWTTCH when eating ice-cream?

[Alejandro24 575]

Freezing of the brain. I really hate it.

WTWTTCH in the kitchen.

[Skimbo 304]

The cat is eating your dinner

WTWTTCH when walking your dog

[Charlie_Zane 963]

You dog runs off, with you still holding onto the leach so you get dragged along the footpath.

WTWTTCH when walking to school?

[simlink 1,098]

You get eaten by Godzilla.

WTWTTCH when you encounter Godzilla.

[rweather5 22]

He eats you.

WTWTTCH when playing sim city.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

it crashes and deletes all of your saves and your entire region.

WTWTTCH when waiting in line to get a concert ticket?

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

An asteroid lands on you.

WTWTTCHW watching Top Gear?

[The Avatar 1,089]

Simply watching Top Gear. Just kiddin'. A car comes smashing through the side of your house, killing you in an ironic death.

WTWTTCH when posting on ST?

[RipRap 4,400]

The dreadful Error 500.

WTWTTCH when I go boating?

[Ceafus 88 1,891]

You get a terrible sun burn, and may boil to death.

WTWTTCH When I use linux?

[The Avatar 1,089]

Your computer explodes. That's the best thing I could think of; I don't know Linux.

WTWTTCH when yelling at a police man in Jibberish while driving past him in a car? (Like I'd do this... )

[Charlie_Zane 963]

you forget that your actually on the golden gate bridge and you drive off the edge, you fall. You land on top of the boat, thinking your safe but you realise you crushed the steering for the boat, causing it to go out of control. It the makes it way up to the shore and crashes into a wooden dock, causing you and your car to be flipped up into the air and then you land on top of the spire of the Transamerica Pyramid. You then slide off of the top of the building, and you fall again. Until you stop on top of the roof of a tram, then making that drive out of control and it flies through downtown streets, it then crashes into another building, knocking you and our car from the roof of the tram and into another building. The floor collapses under you, and you continue to go through all the floors until you reach the ground floor. Your car is still working, you quickly drive back into the street before the entire building collapses in on itself. You then go through a red light, crashing into a bus, causing you to do a 360 on the road and flip, crashing into a phone booth. You get out of your car and realise your drink at spilt! And you never got to have a sip of your drink. You leave to get another drink while the downtown area is in ruins.

WTWTTCH while driving in a rental car?

[Ceafus 88 1,891]

You drive it into the ocean and don't know how to explain yourself.

WTWTCH while cycling on the interstate.

[airman15 4,113]

You ride against the flow of traffic and get pancaked by an 18 wheeler.

WTWTCH after eating a bowl of Mentos then downing a 2 litre bottle of Diet Coke?

[The Avatar 1,089]

The same result as dividing by zero

WTWTTCH when drinking Root Beer?

[Ceafus 88 1,891]

Your derpyness goes away.

WTWTCH if I take over the world.

[Terring 6,476]

Millions of years before the rise of the Humans, the extraterrestrial civilization of Casathany colonized this world and name it Cahuma. Now they're back to take Cahuma (Earth) back. Try to stop them!

W.T.W.T.C.H. when you're in the park without an umbrella and start raining?

[Charlie_Zane 963]

the rain gets heavier and heavier and starts to hail, you get bruises al over your head before you get under a bungalow.

WTWTTCH when riding a bike down a steep hill?

[airman15 4,113]

Your front tire falls apart causing you to crash and roll into an interstate where you get run over by hundreds of cars; all of them being driven by people who aren't paying attention to their surroundings.

WTWTTCH while driving a Ford?

[Ceafus 88 1,891]

You pass all the broken down chevy's and dodges, while towing 1 of each.

WTWTCH while on the ocean in a row boat.

[The Avatar 1,089]

*Jaws theme plays* I think you know the rest.

WTWTTCH while reading the newspaper?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 906]

Something comes at your face and the paper is in front of your head.

WTWTTCH when pathing?

[Terring 6,476]

After hours and days of pathing, you just realised that all paths are in wrong direction.

W.T.W.T.T.C.H. if you buy something from the Internet?

[Charlie_Zane 963]

It turns out it's full of snails and your house ends up being full of snails, floor to roof.

WTWTTCH when downloading music?