Whats the worst thing that could happen?

[Munchiez 74]

You'd die a slow death with this soing in the background:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4hi_YnX7tw

 

WTWTTCH when I forget to add a question mark to this

[Fatherted 129]

You get thrown off a bridge by the Grammar Nazis.

 

WTWTTCH if I actually didn't abbreviate it and made you read the brain-musher that is "What's the worst thing that could happen"?

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

The end of the world. No direct reason, but maybe it would be part of it. And I don't know if anyone could think of anything worse than the end of the world.

 

I can't believe I always forget the question! -.-

  Edited February 21, 2014 by Borgmästarjojje  

[Munchiez 74]

WTWTTCH When you think of something worse than the end of the world?

[Leofdæg 4]

Nightmares.

 

WTWTTCH when a panda points two guns at you.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

I misses. xD

 

WTWTTCH when I take a stroll on an empty main street?

[SeanNBiloxi 10]

It's the start of the Zombie apocalypse.

 

WTWTTCH when I watch Television?

[Mr Saturn64 742]

You watch bad reality shows.

WTWTTCH while walking through West Philly?

[Duke87 1,070]

Getting kidnapped and taken to Bel Air.

 

WTWTTCH when skiing in a jumpsuit?

[Munchiez 74]

You freeze. Then die.

 

WTWTTCH when you eat yellow snow?

[Leofdæg 4]

You get yellow teeth (Hah! think I was gonna fall into the obscenity trap? no way!)

 

WTWTTCH when a panda hurls obscenities at you?

[Mr Saturn64 742]

You get offended. After all, the panda's the one in trouble.

WTWTTCH when eating a chocolate croissant?

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

It turns out the chocolate was diarrhea.

 

WTWTTCH when I'm waiting for the bus?

[Leofdæg 4]

The bus never arrives, and you are conveniently located about 2,000 miles from the nearest civilization (e.g. parts of Tibet or the Amazon rainforest).

 

WTWTTCH when you just got dumped by your girlfriend? (EDIT: Borg you broke the two-post rule! -__-)

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

WTWTTCH when *I just got dumped by *my girlfriend?

 

You go home and it turns out she burned your house down.

[Munchiez 74]

You find out your insurance company doesn't cover raging girlfriends.

 

WTWTTCH When I eat raw fish?

[SounderBruce 173]

You get mercury poisoning.

 

WTWTTCH if I licked the touchscreens of various people's phones?

[The Pennsylvania Turnpike 252]

you'd get poison ivy

 

WTWTTCH if i smash my malfunctioning network card? 

[Munchiez 74]

It would blow up.

 

WTCTTCH If I forget to do my weekend homework?

[Cyclone Boom 17,031]

As punishment, the teacher sets a 2,000 word essay on "The Joys of Your Life", due Friday morning. (One of my old teachers once used this topic for pupils who didn't do homework!).

 

WTWTTCH if cows could jump over the moon.

[TheCjm1999 11]

The population of cows would decrease and everything would get destroyed, as dead cows would fall back to Earth (no oxygen in space). 

WTWTTCH if i'm playing SimCity 4   

[JP Schriefer 5,591]

Crash to desktop, that's horrible 

 

WTWTTCH if zombies just got real?

[SeanNBiloxi 10]

The first zombie you encounter is bed next to you while you are sleeping.

 

WTWTTCH if I have an out of body experience.

[airman15 4,113]

You stay out of body, since you really experienced a heart attack.

 

WTWTTCH if I were to simply walk down the street?

[Terring 6,476]

A dog with rabies bites you

 

What's the worst thing that could happen if I eat a sandwich?

[JP Schriefer 5,591]

You eat a cockroach inside the sandwich without notice 

 

What's the worst thing that could happen in a baseball match?

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Well... 

 

What's the worst thing that could happen when I'm Playing around with a lighter and a soviet nuke aimed for Stoke-on-Trent?