Schulmania

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Ooooh... Nice.

Death to Queensferry!

How long until Schulmania has starships?

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Cool flag!

[Charlie_Zane 963]

That is a very nice flag! ORANGE!! haha

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Here's some of the data for the project.... perhaps you may notice a slight overlap with Schulmania...

Money: Cat Meow (worth $163 each and made of gold)

GDP per capita: 1630 cat meows

Government: Cat Monarchy (also called a “meownarchy”)

Natural Resources: gold, diamonds, platinum, oil, sardines, salmon, catnip

Industries: fancy feast, scratching posts, cat toys

Airports: 2

Internet Domain: .sch

Bringing the yummies over to the next page...

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Hm... Those are interesting statistics... Could there be another feline nation ready to appear to ally itself to Schulmania and win the war sooner rather than later? Or maybe it's a lost tribe of Schulminions, or like a special island, like the Amazons' island or something... The possibilities! Or I misunderstood what we're talking about and am way off base...

[simlink 1,098]

Intriguing... teasing readers is quite fun. I'll be watching for the answer.

[vivapanda 422]

That animated flag looks very nice

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Benedict Yep, I have a long way to go for that!

111222333444 hehehe… it’s the #1 feline nation!

sim_link Thanks!

Hester OK… will do!

Gn_leugim OK… we’ll whisper… it’s a secret!

Hester I think this will be a major success for us.

emperordaniel Awesome! Our Diplomatic Office website is here: http://schulmania.info/index_files/diplomacy.htm

NMUSpidey Really? That would mean James Bond is working for US!

10000000000000 Exactly! They can’t attack a base they can’t find!

Gn_leugim We are catching up, slowly but surely…

vivapanda Me too!

Hester Hehehehe!

111222333444 She recently returned to The Wirdleplex from Huddleston Naval Base, circumnavigating Harar. Along the way, she stopped by the Temple of the Ceiling Cat and stayed with Countess Katherine II.

Lyhoko Leaci Starships? Methinks a while for that one!

emperordaniel Thanks!

City_Master Of course orange! Woo hoo!

NMUSpidey Well, the new land is actually a low key version of Schulmania for a school project. It’ll be used to simulate competing bids for its resources.

sim_link It won’t lead to a new CJ though. But I did get help to make a nice map looking suspiciously like the flag’s design…

vivapanda Thanks!

Meanwhile, the Bureau of Feline Affairs is sponsoring an International Purring and Meowing Conference and Expo at the fabulous Tetris Towers Center… anyone planning to attend the symposium I am leading: Sharp Claws and Sharp Minds – 21st Century Feline Education?

[PhatHead 247]

Killer, Katz, Katolog, Krayz, Kool, Kind, King, Klawz, Keeper, Karp, Katnip, kitty.

[Hester 699]

I'll clear my calender so I can be there.

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Admiral Islands: New Hestorbia

Our secret base, Admiral Islands Naval Base, is located in a new garrison town, also named New Hestorbia, on the island of New Hestorbia. Yes, not that creative… Anywho, the town has been tapped to be the colonial capital and has become the largest settlement in the colony. And a new colonial governor, Sir Peyton Meowning, has arrived to administer the archipelago.

The Colonial Administration Center is the heart of the Admiral Islands government

Admiral Islands Colonial Governor Sir Peyton Meowning has the largest house in town. This comes as no surprise, after he signed a huge multiyear contract to lead the islands We’re all puzzled by the huge swimming pool, since cats hate to swim. Maybe he’ll fill it with koi?

Sir Peyton Meowning achieved fame as a football player on the University of East Tenne team, which went undefeated and unscored upon during his entire tenure.

There is exactly one hotel in the islands, the Fleecy Cat Condos. Despite the monopoly, Fleecy Cat Condos has great service and great prices.

One of the few off-base restaurants is the seaside Cat Herder’s Ranch House, serving freshly caught wild game from the interior and tasty fish from the sea. Next door is the smaller take out restaurant, Pouncy McScratchin’s Goodtime Funeatery.

But, of course, the town is mostly given over to the base and its support operations. Several thousand furry personnel are stationed here and this is what drive’s the town’s economy. Many others work in the armory or in support positions. The economy activity here has spurred several other small settlements to appear all around the coast of New Hestorbia Island, some of which will be shown in later chapters.

Several thousand are housed in these barracks, built in the traditional military style of Schulmania

Did you notice that Colonial Governor Peyton Meowning has a limo? He’s driving around town in the only private vehicle in the colony.

A second ship has been built here and is about to be launched. The S. S. Tailchaser’s primary mission is harassing enemy transoceanic shipping. I think it is up to the task, don’t you?

Not just the leaves are turning here… so is the tide of the war.

[RipRap 4,400]

Woo Nice!

Cats Tuff Enought to play football?

[Hester 699]

LOVE that limo.

[Gn_leugim 858]

good to see the naval force growing. The ship looks fitted for the job, but without knowing how many vessels the enemy has, it is hard to know if you are ready for the fight.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

On behalf of the Lemonade Crusaders (an interplanetary organization dedicated to the creation and utilization of lemonade), the Almighty Bunny would like to present the Supreme Wirdle with fifteen billion liters of extraterrestrial lemonade created from a giant cosmic lemonasteroid to use in aiding the Schulminion war effort. It could be given as sustenance to troops on the front lines, to those who have to stay behind, or to any civillians who don't have an adequate food supply; or in the case of no one wishing to drink it or use it for consumption, it could be used as an effective Buggicide for those on foot, due to most Buggs being unable to swim.

Lemonade aside, the Almighty Bunny would also like to visit the Boneilan delegation in Friendsville sometime soon.

[Schulmanator 5,787]

I was thinking about having the next update being a map og naval engagements with the enemy. That is, if you think you'd be interested. Give me a claws up or a claws down...

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Claws up all the way!

[Hester 699]

Claws up!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Please place your claws in the upright and locked position. Thank you.

Can't wait for more!

[Gn_leugim 858]

claws up ya mate!

[jacksunny 741]

Claws Up!

[RipRap 4,400]

Can't wait!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Schulmania 2012 First QuarterAwards Ceremony

Includes all posts in Volumes 1-3 recorded as of Volume 2 Page 262 and Volume 3 Page 218. As noted in the 2010 Annual Awards, single posters will be counted but will not be shown because the length of the post will exceed the maximum allowed by the site. There are as of today 674 different posters in Schulmania, 401 of which are included here. Also, for your viewing pleasure, a newly expanded Flag Counter chart at the bottom can show all 158 countries... it has the capacity to show 200. Curious to see how the rankings changed? Use the "Categories" block on the right side [Volume 3 only] and select "Awards" to see recent awards ceremonies (those since keywords were added to the site).

Now, without further ado, the official first quarter Schulmania Posting Awards!

[insert applause and cheers here]

Rank --- Name --- Comments

1 Lyhoko Leaci/Leech10 1619

2 Hester 1448

3 NMUSpidey 539

4 Jacqulina 509

5 abcvs (craig_abcvs) 484

6 Benedict 323

7 DioAngel 259

8 Zelgadis 247

9 sc4portugal 210

10 Explodingsims 205

11 Emperordaniel 202

12 Smarty218 200

13 gabry85 187

14 Fledder200 180

15 bakercity 159

16 TmiguelT 153

17 111222333444 150

18 Shingure 148

19 PhatHead 147

20 ImVhOzzi 146

21 ky72x 139

22 sobol 137

23 penguin007 136

24 homeandaway 133

25 John94538 131

26 panthersimcity4 130

27 Korot 128

28 ComputerGuy890100 127

29 dfnva 126

30 Muck308 125

31 csgcseri 123

32 lucky7 123

33 dralin321 121

34 asturianu 118

35 suplado! 113

36 Archean 98

37 9988 96

38 kj3400 92

39 Patriots_1228 92

40 anarchy0029 91

41 Nathanthemayor 91

42 Dumanios 88

43 Gn_leugim 88

44 topcliff 88

45 Jhrnemo 85

46 Twenty20 85

47 Larks2242 84

48 cleaner475 78

49 anik 74

50 bbfan02 73

51 KingTitan 70

52 football_fever 68

53 GreekMan 68

54 Rahjan 61

55 Giligone 59

56 PhilsCafe 58

57 edmonton_stinks 57

58 Sirron Kcuhc 56

59 pipishere 54

60 bat 53

61 jim 546 52

62 ilikehotdogsalot 51

63 Escilnavia 48

64 Fallon144 48

65 Za 48

66 Only A Memory 47

67 Sgt Pepper 47

68 nihonkaranws 46

69 RushHourFreak 46

70 Victor Valdes 46

71 Shadow_Assassin 45

72 Shanna 45

73 Simbourgeois 43

74 Connor_V 42

75 Narya 38

76 chptrk 37

77 DCMetro34 36

78 wwetom1 36

79 Hahayoudied 35

80 Bigbuilder 34

81 CarmineHilton 34

82 Tomasneto 33

83 Vandy 32

84 astronelson 31

85 wiecher 31

86 Petrovar Ambassador 30

87 patfirefghtr 29

88 El Burro 28

89 Patricius Maximus 28

90 callbat 27

91 sEAhAwk fAn121 27

92 Voulpiotis 27

93 Mikeaut1 26

94 balkair 25

95 blue sinjid 25

96 IDS2 25

97 infinitum19 25

98 Simfan34 25

99 Emelin 24

100 kakado_to_save 24

101 danielcote 23

102 granto93 23

103 Mike The Mayor 23

104 FreewayofFlight 22

105 Ggamgus 22

106 gop 22

107 Naftixe 22

108 Reikhardt 22

109 Renedius 22

110 Vivapanda 22

111 ironicepitome 21

112 The Duke 21

113 purpledaddy 20

114 thepokemaniac 20

115 citiesxlfan42 19

116 Dsrwhat316 19

117 jj88 19

118 Charles Rodulfo 18

119 Cowcorn 18

120 Darmok 18

121 Evillions 18

122 Kusajika Yachiru 18

123 sim_link 18

124 1000000000000 17

125 archesrule29 17

126 CTMandR 17

127 jonpaulosiglos 17

128 Dedgren 16

129 knarfmo 16

130 Lynx of Nekominkoku 16

131 GMT 15

132 HamsterTK 15

133 Ultra GIR XL 15

134 un1 15

135 willg 15

136 blade 2k5 14

137 caspervg 14

138 flyinbird93 14

139 justintime 14

140 manticorefan 14

141 Sadar 14

142 SimsRealator 14

143 Usfighter15 14

144 Wrightguy0 14

145 MamaLuigi945 13

146 mightygoose 13

147 Timmystwin 13

148 hahei 12

149 jjune4991 12

150 Meinhosen 12

151 seemurray2 12

152 SWAT-MEDIC 12

153 Tbone 04044 12

154 TheMentalist 12

155 Huston 11

156 Jill Jacobs 11

157 Mr. Beer 11

158 Naryanna 11

159 The Big Z 11

160 AceofSpades 10

161 Amerikaner 10

162 Archangel9 10

163 Blonde Twiggy 10

164 haljackey 10

165 His Divine Hand 10

166 Markus J 10

167 Russ93Plyr 10

168 TowerDude 10

169 Uumke 10

170 Almighty Nienaber 9

171 AngelOne 9

172 Curious George 9

173 deion30296 9

174 fern244 9

175 Heitomat 9

176 koolkalang 9

177 Mastof 9

178 Tigeria 9

179 Zipme17 9

180 art128 8

181 Artur_001 8

182 DarkEldar 8

183 kelistmac 8

184 manman99 8

185 mayorm 8

186 Retep Molinari 8

187 TekindusT 8

188 Zombiehunter 8

189 Animaniacs 7

190 Crazychickensc12 7

191 Dadyrghluv 7

192 Duke87 7

193 ee99 7

194 Hawkeye9 7

195 Moshi 7

196 rewright 7

197 sebby07 7

198 belfastuniguy 6

199 Crazyyaya 6

200 dj's girl 6

201 Evil_Someone 6

202 Jakehh 6

203 JJC12321 6

204 joncjon 6

205 k50dude 6

206 MrCinatit 6

207 Pickled_pig 6

208 Riuchando 6

209 Skram 6

210 Skyscraper241 6

211 Unkle S27 6

212 wir3d 6

213 ZGMF - X88S 6

214 Andrey km 5

215 Chocolatemax285 5

216 cjman 5

217 Daan300 5

218 Efkin 5

219 Eldado 5

220 Element 5

221 Hableurg 5

222 Hanson784 5

223 jugioh1012 5

224 krbe 5

225 Kryptowhite 5

226 mencc1701 5

227 Samerton 5

228 StreetxROBLOX 5

229 Tia-may 5

230 TimeMaster 5

231 tomdapom 5

232 waway625 5

233 ac94 4

234 Ace_F15 4

235 Amyrai 200 4

236 Ccecill 4

237 City2TheMax 4

238 Damastius 4

239 Daniel01 4

240 dehyan309 4

241 dghh70 4

242 Dudkis 4

243 ecoba 4

244 feliwi 4

245 Godzillaman 4

246 Guibanez_ 4

247 Halenbyname 4

248 hunkske 4

249 IrvingTwoSmokes 4

250 jayo 4

251 Jrnavid 4

252 Keder 4

253 Kippis05 4

254 kolnikov inc 4

255 Nik-Nik 4

256 rainyday 4

257 rklesc 4

258 ROFLyoshi 4

259 SCkid 4

260 selles 4

261 smirkazor 4

262 villagemayor 4

263 Waerth 4

264 Wraner 4

265 xV.I.N.C.E.N.T.x 4

266 yarabundi 4

267 Zulu2065 4

268 -?Maître? 3

269 2ch.net simplayer 3

270 Aaron Graham 3

271 Afrothunda 3

272 allez l'om 3

273 amdinside 3

274 apete34 3

275 Avrilivs 3

276 bartonn 3

277 Berethor07 3

278 Bipin 3

279 Blakeway 3

280 City Builder 9111 3

281 collgab 3

282 DaViru$ 3

283 Dchotzen-hartzell19 3

284 De Ja Vu 3

285 Djohaal 3

286 djrules5454_simtropolisedition 3

287 downtownnewcastle 3

288 E.J.C. 3

289 EVANDAD 3

290 Firebird 3

291 GlobexCo 3

292 gshmails 3

293 hotChocolate 3

294 jcabassa 3

295 Jersey_17011 3

296 jglei701 3

297 KUVACHIM 3

298 Ledge69 3

299 Maranello575 3

300 natuurzoon 3

301 newyorkrunaway1 3

302 nycsc4 3

303 Paulobergonci 3

304 Pielover94 3

305 Raul39 3

306 rusty_777 3

307 SaltandVinegar 3

308 simcity4fan12 3

309 SimRabbit 3

310 Sky Guy 3

311 SmartbyLaw 3

312 Spursrule14 3

313 StLouisDude 3

314 Stnggrl 3

315 stoney525 3

316 Sumwonyuno 3

317 Superchad 3

318 Things Go Better With Milk 3

319 Unmannedperson 3

320 WillG_75 3

321 2b2gbi 2

322 6underground 2

323 830point35 2

324 A_muses 2

325 Adooxx 2

326 Alejandro24 2

327 Bine 2

328 BKPB58 2

329 Camedia 2

330 carlbryan 2

331 connorc24 2

332 Cowboy[Texas] 2

333 dabadon5 2

334 ddmd 2

335 Edipo_Rey 2

336 Elemented9 2

337 estepaflip 2

338 exgamer07 2

339 fabsies55 2

340 Fischbob 2

341 Flann 2

342 Geronimo 2

343 Gilikov1994 2

344 Gridlock 2

345 Hidden Temple 2

346 iowndiscti 2

347 jesusnavidad 2

348 joeshmoe 2

349 Josh6 2

350 joshiejack 2

351 Kiwi n Grapes 2

352 KRAM 4346 2

353 LastTrueChamp 2

354 LivingInThePast 2

355 lmcm1990 2

356 lolebagels 2

357 luker91 2

358 MayorTim 2

359 Monkee_boy 2

360 Mother of Invention 2

361 nanumea 2

362 Nardo69 2

363 Nay-nay 2

364 Nemesis666 2

365 NewEnglandGangsta511 2

366 noypi07 2

367 Ntq$310 2

368 NYCisBig… 2

369 Owenluby 2

370 packersfan 2

371 Paul5 2

372 Plane-Crash12000 2

373 psander5 2

374 Raysfan16 2

375 Ryalmighty1 2

376 Santos16 2

377 sedimenjerry 2

378 SgtJoeDes 2

379 sim-Al2 2

380 Simcitymasterman 2

381 SIMMANIA 2

382 SimRabbit123 2

383 sims co. 2

384 Simsofthedark 2

385 SimsPlanet2 2

386 Sithlrd98 2

387 Something_started 2

388 StanislavSoltys 2

389 Suomi2005 2

390 Terrymunweihao 2

391 testuser1234 2

392 The Mighty Cheese Grater 2

393 the00guvna 2

394 timcravey 2

395 Tommy_Vercetti3 2

396 Tonyr 2

397 trainguy4449 2

398 truflip99 2

399 Unassigned 2

400 Unknown-Figure1 2

401 Xperian 2

#402-674would be here. When these folks post again, they will be named in the posting awards.

[simlink 1,098]

18 already?! Wow, time flies! I looked for myself in the below 10 post range, explains why I couldn't find myself.

Look forward to many more posts here!

[vivapanda 422]

#110, I think I've gone up a lot of ranks lately

[nathanthemayor 1,262]

Well, still hard core. Hopefully by next time I will make it to Centurion.

[bakercity 270]

I am back after a very long time (thanks to the economy and high airfares) and I am also here to recieve my centurion award from her wirdleness. JKB

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Wow, I am so not catching Leach or Hester like, ever. Clawing (webbing?) my way into third though, not bad, eh?

[RipRap 4,400]

Woooooo! Even 150! (Post 151 in Schulmania )

Congrats Guys

[Hester 699]

BakerCity! What a cool thing to see you again here.