Schulmania

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I laughed at the picture with the cat about to tackle the Steeler.

[Benedict 3,119]

I love that Roman amphitheatre in the newsletter - very nice work.

[lucky7 73]

Oh, the Games! I am pretty much excited about these... and I am curious about the Blitkarni... looking forward to more and take care,

Ren

[jrnavid 21]

great newspaper! love the update

[Muck308 55]

You've got exotic flavors of Fancy Feast?!? I gotta get in on that... or Maylay does anyway. She's all about the beef feast in gravy!

[Follarch 326]

I'm sure these felines would blow any human out of the water. And especially the Nekos. What with feline reflexes coupled with Human biped figures. There's going to be some neck injuries after the high jumps.

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Renedius Thanks. Always great to have you come by.

Sirron Kcuhc Whew! That's a relief!

Muck308 Yep, the Duomo del Gattos!

Sirron Kcuhc It might be a Jacksonville Jaguar or a Carolina Panther, but the kittehs are not yet ready to claim the Detroit Lions...

Benedict Thanks! There's some foreshadowing in that one too.

lucky7 The Blitkarni are one of the original signatories of the Coronation Accord and are a fellow feline species. Leech's CJs have more specific things about their nation, which is a spacefaring high tech nation.

Jrnavid Thanks! And it is good to have you back.

Muck308 LOL! The Supreme's favorite is sardine and second favorite is salmon. For her, the stinkier, the better. After partaking, she actually had a feastcloud around her... appetizing to her and not so much for us. The Admiral on the other hand is all about the chicken hearts 'n livers. All I can say to that is EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Archean Are any of Follomer's nekos interested in participating?

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Any other feline nations or neko groups interested in participating in the upcoming games. Just let us know and credentials will be made!

[Sgt Pepper 864]

Haha Cheetah winning the running race! Love the pictures in the Feline Sports Digest.

[PhatHead 247]

Phat, Phantastic, Phunny, Pure, Punny, Purrfect, Panning, Phurry, Pounce

[Follarch 326]

Lianne, from the Follomer universe.

Skilled in short distance running and long jumps, she's also honed a natural talent of surveillance and hunting, and not only of animals too. She's not very social either, which explains the expression above, but she does as she's told by superiors and usually finishes the task with exemplary results.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Looks good, can't wait for more!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

The logo of the Second Feline Simlympiad has been released.

It will be shown on the medals awards the winners and the mascot, Sir Purr, will be prominent at Neyland Stadium during the games.

The Wirdle's Canine Council has announced an extraordinary multicultural event - WCC member states are invited to send delegations for an exhibition game (no medals awarded - certificates instead). Delegations from Schulmauckland and Terra Canis are eligible to participate in this year's exhibition: fur weaving. In this event, one uses one's own shed fur to weave a masterpiece, or perhaps a pair of socks. This one should be exciting!

[Hester 699]

Can't wait!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Nice logo, can't wait for more!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

While we are awaiting the next update (currently underway in another 2 windows on the computer... Word and Paint.Net, in case you were wondering), I am bringing our visitor yummies to the next page... nom nom nom nom nom!!!

and of course the ultra finicky spinny globe...

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Adding Insult to Injury

The sinister invaders from Queensferry continue to develop their base on our territory. See the latest pictures from their fould deeds by clicking the picture below.

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And now, some good news:

Schulmania has decided to infiltrate this new base and is looking for willing enrolled members of the TRT to accept a high risk espionage mission to the island. Reply back if you are in - it is volunteers only.

Also, new developments at the Office of Military Technology have caused General Morris to look for willing enrolled members of the Schulmania National Air Force who might be interested in being transferred to a high risk task force being assembled at Maxis AFB for a mission using new and untested technology. Reply back if you are in - it is volunteers only.

[Bigbuilder 0]

Infiltrating a Queensferry base... I'm in! I have been waiting for some sort of action and here it is. I am also horrified at what Queensferry has done to the island. It is unrecognizable!

[Hester 699]

I want to volunteer for the special TRT unit you asked us about. I have the experience you need.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

I wish to volunteer for the Maxis AFB task force.

[Sgt Pepper 864]

Corporal Sgt. Peppper reporting for the TRT Unit for Duty!

[hotChocolate 95]

I would reply to Schulmania more often if I wasn't allergic to cat hair. But bugs.... Eck!

Boo Quensferry!!

[jim 546 43]

I'm willing to go into the AFB task force. Sign me up!

[kakado_to_save 514]

Count me in !!! waiting 4 an update dodododo

[Wrightguy0 40]

i'm here for the TRT mission, Sir.

[Hester 699]

I have wound up everything..took leave from my job..I am ready to be deployed.

[lucky7 73]

I just remembered 'The first contact', StarTrek, when the Borg had transformed Yucatan and the South coast of the US in the zoomed-out view. This wasn't as frightening as the recent developments in the occupied areas.... brrrrrrr

[Benedict 3,119]

I'm looking forward to the counterstrike.

[Dumanios 35]

I've been doing research against them Queensferrians and have found that their citizens have been oppressed like rats by their evil bug overlords. If we can convince the civilians of the doom that awaits them if they continue to be pawns in Buggula's evil plans, they will die having not known freedom, liberty, joy and love. They exist in an Ominay induced high that causes them to be loyal servants to the evil Buggula. If we can find a way to slip a message to incite a revolt into the radio station of the Buggulan overlords, the effects could be catastrophic- for Buggula, that is. And if Buggula is busy attempting to quash a rebellion within his own empire, he'll most likely call back his military from abroad to attempt to crush the rebellion as swiftly as possible. Should this happen and Buggula calls his forces to destroy a rebellion, not only will the territory he unjustly stole be open for the taking, his manpower to produce his machines will be reduced and fractured, leaving a slower war machine and thus, more of a chance to begin an effective counterstrike, or even an invasion! I shall send in the prototype Dreadnought tank, having yet to be tested against an enemy army. This prototype has a cat friendly interface allowing them to take control and fight back against the evil Buggulan Hordes. With advanced technology on our side, we can fight back against the Buggulan Hordes.

The statistics of the Dreadnought tank make it the heaviest and most expensive tank available. The ownage it can deliver is well worth it, however.

Name: Dreadnought-class SuperReallyDuperHeavy Tank.

Weight: 2000 tonnes

Height: 15 Stories

Length: Equivalent to a 20 Story Building.

Width: Equivalent to a 7 Story Building.

Armament: 2 16-Inch Cannons, 9500 Missiles, 5 3-Inch Laser Cannons and 1 ICBM.

Weaknesses: One would have to be blind and deaf to miss something as big and loud as this monster. Requires a very large crew.

[Hester 699]

Well, Schulmanator? Here's your help!

[citiesxlfan42 27]

I'm in on the TRT mission!

Schumerthia(NOT a rip-off of Schulmania, I promise), my quickly developing country that will be displayed in an upcoming CJ, would like to donate bombs, for free! What kind do ya like? We've also launched a fractional orbital reconnisaince sattelite (FORS, for the acronym-savvy), for the security of Schulmania, to watch for possible incoming strikes, and for the sake of our own skins.

Poor island! Now, after this abomination, would the island be inhabitable to cats? I wonder...