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[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Looks good!

Hmmm... which way to go... lets see what Brad and Brian have to say.

Brad: Right fork.

Brian: No, left fork.

Brad: Right fork!

Brian: Left fork!

Brad: Right!

Brian: Left!

Well, that wasn't much help.

[Benedict 3,119]

Great flora and fauna in the quest... is that an elephant in one of the pics?

[dfnva 34]

Glad that no stimuli are needed in Schulmania, the night bridge pics looks great.

-Dan

[PhatHead 247]

I agree with Hester I'll just have to put the "Band" in my hat, unless someone else like's 80's big hair band. lol. Oh yeah before I go is Hester a "Sister of Soul"?

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

 Brad: What the?

Brian: We are in abcvs' reply post!

Brad: How did that happen?

Brian: I think we just got sig-napped!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

A quick congratulations to TEPODON... Schulmania's 400th distinct poster!

Here is a prize just for you:

Just in case you were dying to see the whole list (alphabetized) - and you KNOW you do - here's all 400!

1 2ch.net simplayer

2 2nerdy4u

3 6underground

4 A199999999

5 abcvs

6 ac94

7 Ace_F15

8 AceofSpades

9 aestiva

10 Afrothunda

11 aiumkastarkius

12 aking88

13 Aleking

14 allez l'om

15 Almighty Nienaber

16 amdinside

17 Amerikaner

18 amylou0357

19 Amyrai 200

20 anarchy0029

21 anik

22 apete34

23 apiz2k

24 Archangel9

25 Archean

26 archesrule29

27 art128

28 Artur_001

29 astronelson

30 asturianu

31 bakercity

32 balkair

33 bartonn

34 bat

35 bbfan02

36 beebs

37 belfastuniguy

38 Benedict

39 Berethor07

40 Beskhu3epnm

41 Bine

42 blade 2k5

43 Blonde Twiggy

44 blue sinjid

45 Bombastix

46 boon1234

47 Boycey08

48 Boyofcheese

49 bradleybaggins

50 buckbeach

51 calibanX

52 callbat

53 Camedia

54 Cancerspam88

55 Canterbury Kid

56 carlbryan

57 CarmineHilton

58 caspervg

59 Ccecill

60 Charles Rodulfo

61 Chocolatemax285

62 City2TheMax

63 Cjah

64 cjman

65 cleaner475

66 clonedclone87

67 collgab

68 ComputerGuy890100

69 Connor_V

70 connorc24

71 copecopecopecope

72 Cowboy[Texas]

73 Cowcorn

74 Crazychickensc12

75 Crazyyaya

76 Criquette

77 csgcseri

78 Cuahtemoc

79 Curious George

80 CWLGAMER01

81 dabadon5

82 Dadyrghluv

83 Daniel01

84 DanTso

85 DarkEldar

86 Darmok

87 DaViru$

88 ddmd

89 De Ja Vu

90 Deathtoall

91 Dedgren

92 deion30296

93 DetroitINC

94 dfnva

95 DioAngel

96 Dixie

97 djrules5454_simtropolisedition

98 dj's girl

99 DocRorlach

100 DoctorJ

101 dOwntOwnbUzz

102 Dragonsblade79

103 dralin321

104 Dsrwhat316

105 E.J.C.

106 Edipo_Rey

107 edmonton_stinks

108 Eggie 99

109 El Burro

110 ElBarto92

111 Emelin

112 eroseu

113 Erzei

114 estepaflip

115 etherian

116 Evil_Someone

117 exgamer07

118 Explodingsims

119 fabsies55

120 Fallon144

121 FavreKev 04

122 feliwi

123 fern244

124 Firebird

125 Fischbob

126 Flann

127 Fledder200

128 Flumes

129 flyinbird93

130 football_fever

131 Fox

132 Fredval

133 gabry85

134 Gecko_2006

135 Geronimo

136 Giligone

137 GingerBlokey

138 GMT

139 Gn_leugim

140 gndrew

141 Godzillaman

142 gop

143 granto93

144 GreekMan

145 Gridlock

146 grinch337

147 gshmails

148 Gurrugkud

149 Hableurg

150 Hahayoudied

151 haljackey

152 hamish

153 HamsterTK

154 Hanson784

155 Harve

156 Hawkeye9

157 Hester

158 His Divine Hand

159 homeandaway

160 Hopelandic

161 hunkske

162 IDS2

163 ilikehotdogsalot

164 infinitum19

165 Insane Child of Bodom

166 Interchange

167 Jacob Rock

168 Jacqulina

169 jayo

170 jcabassa

171 Jersey_17011

172 jesusnavidad

173 jglei701

174 Jhrnemo

175 Jill Jacobs

176 jimbob1000

177 Jinxed.

178 jj88

179 JJC12321

180 jjune4991

181 JLT-001

182 Jman47

183 joeshmoe

184 Joetropian1

185 John94538

186 joncjon

187 joshiejack

188 JoystickJunkie

189 jugioh1012

190 justintime

191 kelistmac

192 KingTitan

193 Kippis05

194 Kiwi n Grapes

195 kj3400

196 knarfmo

197 KRAM 4346

198 krbe

199 Krio

200 KUVACHIM

201 ky72x

202 kylelies

203 Ledge69

204 Leech10

205 lilred731

206 lindsay-akihita-aomori

207 lmcm1990

208 lolebagels

209 lucky7

210 luker91

211 Lynx of Nekominkoku

212 malevloka

213 manman99

214 manticorefan

215 Maranello575

216 marius_nicolescu

217 Markus J

218 Marvin

219 MasterPlanMan

220 Mattoman

221 MayorTim

222 Meastro 444

223 Meinhosen

224 mencc1701

225 Mike The Mayor

226 mike_oxlong

227 Mikeaut1

228 mkwetters

229 Moganite

230 Monkee_boy

231 Moshi

232 Mother of Invention

233 Mr Ham

234 Mr. Beer

235 MrCinatit

236 Muck308

237 Namesys

238 nanumea

239 Nardo69

240 Narya

241 Naryanna

242 natuurzoon

243 Nay-nay

244 nedal2001

245 Nemesis666

246 NewEnglandGangsta511

247 Newsimaddict

248 newyorkrunaway1

249 nickjbor

250 Nienaber

251 nihonkaranws

252 Nik-Nik

253 NMUSpidey

254 Norfrit

255 nottheboss

256 nousername

257 Ntq$310

258 nycsc4

259 NYM1980

260 ObladiOblada

261 OffTopic

262 Owenluby

263 packersfan

264 pagenotfound

265 panthersimcity4

266 patfirefghtr

267 Patricius Maximus

268 Patriots_1228

269 Pavsek

270 penguin007

271 pepsi71ocean

272 petertrom

273 Petriknl

274 Petrovar Ambassador

275 PhatHead

276 PhilsCafe

277 Pickled_pig

278 pipishere

279 politicman

280 psander5

281 purpledaddy

282 Rahjan

283 rainyday

284 Raptor5ix

285 Raul39

286 Rayden

287 Raysfan16

288 rct3twins

289 realdimension

290 rewright

291 Riuchando

292 rjkrox

293 rklesc

294 roboo1

295 ROMENOCH

296 RON-E

297 rsugar

298 RushHourFreak

299 Russ93Plyr

300 rusty_777

301 Ryalmighty1

302 s_olah

303 Sadar

304 SaltandVinegar

305 Salut 221

306 sanantonio

307 Santos16

308 Sc4_cewl

309 sc4portugal

310 scififan68

311 SCkid

312 Scotty 222

313 sEAhAwk fAn121

314 sebby07

315 sedimenjerry

316 seemurray2

317 SgtJoeDes

318 Shadow_Assassin

319 Shanna

320 Shingure

321 Shiz

322 Silur

323 Sim_Air

324 Sim_Idiot

325 sim-Al2

326 Simbourgeois

327 Simcity Freak

328 Simfan34

329 SimHoTToDDy

330 SIMMANIA

331 SimRabbit

332 SimRabbit123

333 sims co.

334 SimsPlanet2

335 SimsRealator

336 Simtastico

337 simwario

338 SirUnger

339 Sithlrd98

340 Skram

341 Sky Guy

342 slann

343 slowerisfaster

344 Smarty218

345 smirkazor

346 sobol

347 Something_started

348 spore415

349 starrychelx

350 StLouisDude

351 Stnggrl

352 Superchad

353 suplado!

354 Tbone 04044

355 tepodon

356 Terrymunweihao

357 thatdamguy

358 The Big Z

359 The Mighty Cheese Grater

360 TheJerseyDevil73

361 TheSixCents

362 thesohappy

363 Things Go Better With Milk

364 Tia-may

365 TimeMaster

366 tobin834

367 Tomasneto

368 tomdapom

369 Tommy_Vercetti3

370 Tommy7777

371 topcliff

372 Trainmaster423

373 truflip99

374 Twenty20

375 Ultra GIR XL

376 un1

377 Unkle S27

378 Uumke

379 Vandy

380 Victor Valdes

381 villagemayor

382 ViralEnemy

383 Voulpiotis

384 Waerth

385 waway625

386 weatherdrew

387 willg

388 WillG_75

389 wir3d

390 Xperian

391 xV.I.N.C.E.N.T.x

392 yarabundi

393 yourmomrulz

394 Za

395 zane900

396 Zelgadis

397 Zezug

398 ZGMF - X88S

399 Zipme17

400 Zone Seek

[SounderBruce 173]

Yay! #68!

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

I have received a query via PM... 

Are you holding Brad & Brian for ransom? quote>

Actually... yes I am...   for the funniest overall member trixie. 

It was mine I tells ya!  It was mine!

They stoles it from us....  didn't they my precious!

Yes they did my sweet.

Brad: Help!

Brian: We are being held captive by a madman!

Brad: Just give him what he wants!

Brian: Never!

Brad: Right!  Give him the fork!

Brian: Left fork poke!

abcvs:  Ouch.

Visit the Brad and Brian sig-napping thread for news as it happens.  

(Cos I would not dream of thread-jacking Schulmania!   Too scared of the SW.)

[SounderBruce 173]

lol abcvs

[Joetropian1 1]

Compter guy it doesnt matte what number you are theyre alphabetized... but im still #184! Yayz!

JT1

PS Itd be kinda cool to bribe Schulmy so we can get awards and be advertised in his cj name...

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Nick: Interesting... right in the middle of the list.

Nikki: Not exactly

Nick: Okay, so its 4 spots off, but close enough.

Nikki: 4 spots out of 400 isn't much.

Nick: Congrats to tepodon!

Nikki: Can't wait for more!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Raysfan16 Thanks. And, welcome to Schulmania.

NMUSpidey Excitement? We got your excitement. Just look at the big ol' adventure we have right now in the SchulmaniQuest. So exciting it almost scares me with excitingness!

Joetropian1 Time warps? No. But, Schulmania's standard of living is much higher than parallel humanoid cultures. Perhaps, due to the inherent superiority of feline rule.

Hester Not me. I am rehashing country music in my head right now. Thanks, George for planting those earworms!

ComputerGuy890100 Thanks. CAL did a fine job on it, didn't he?

Raysfan16 Have you heard her sing? [shudders...]

Sobol The fleet has arrived!

Hester That's OK... cats are compact.

Sobol I thought it was by the Holiday Hawk...

NMUSpidey AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!! Now THAT is in my head! Make it stop! Make it stooooooooooop!

Jacqulina Thanks! I love the bridge and look forward to redeploying it elsewhere from time to time as well.

Tepodon You are correct! And, thanks for being the 400th poster. A little treat awaits you on page 85.

PhatHead lol! Indeed, everyone does!

ComputerGuy890100 Thanks! Hope you like the story.

Leech10 Octopuss in boots does!

Joetropian1 Part 1 is now available for your reading pleasure.

kj3400 I see you are busy in the SchulmaniQuest. Good luck on your journey.

Hester No one installed a floorboard? I thought those came standard.

Leech10 Gotta keep one paw on the steering wheel...

edmonton_stinks Thanks! Glad you enjoyed the updates.

Hester So, what music was the band in your hat playing?

ComputerGuy890100 Thanks! Glad you enjoyed this one.

Leech10 left---left - left, right, left!

Benedict Thanks! And, yes, indeed, it is an elephant!

Dfnva I am pleased you like the bridge. It is a great one and I look forward to using it again sometime soon.

PhatHead Big Hair Band??? Aerosmith vs. Bon Jovi... who has the bigger hair?

Abcvs Did Lauren beam down the gold for the ransom or did the snoring drive you to release them?

ComputerGuy890100 You are on the list, but it is alphabetical. You are actually #112 in total posts out of 400 right now. Not bad at all!

Abcvs You are right to fear TSW. Her Claws O' Doom would shred you with ease if you get on her wrong side. To stay on her good side, PM her some sardine Fancy Feast from time to time as a tribute.

ComputerGuy890100 lol!

Joetropian1 You are correct. You are in the top 30... but a lot is in flux right now since page 50. When page 100 comes up, there is some movement in the usually glacial top 10 but after that, lots of movement in the lower ranks. Anyone who has posted once could move up 137 places by posting a second time. And 3 posts puts someone ahead of nearly 200 others. ~45% of posters have only posted once or twice. I need to boot their car tires so they don't leave when they come by!

Leech10 More is coming. Gotta give everyone a chance to see SchulmaniQuest Part 1 first!

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Abcvs Did Lauren beam down the gold for the ransom or did the snoring drive you to release them?quote>

The latter.   Most definately the latter.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

253 is my new favorite number. This is subject to arbitrary changes in the future.

EDIT:  Port Matthew is an exquisitely great name for a city.  It's a good thing we've got Dr Hathead along to take care of Hester and her tuba.  Getting my fortune read will be great, too.  I hope there are some more awesome (-ly bad) puns in it!

[kj3400 178]

Liking the story so far. I'm just hoping nobody gets sick (of the bad jokes, not my food, it's excellent). I'm going with the right fork. It just seems right. And make sure you bring some different animals to eat.....I'm getting tired of making zebra tofu and stripe soup.

[Hester 699]

STRIPE SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFL! I was going to comment on you, Schulmanator, booting their car's tires when they stop for a visit but strip soup! That got me.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Originally posted by: NMUSpidey 253 is my new favorite number. This is subject to arbitrary changes in the future.

EDIT:  Port Matthew is an exquisitely great name for a city.  It's a good thing we've got Dr Hathead along to take care of Hester and her tuba.  Getting my fortune read will be great, too.  I hope there are some more awesome (-ly bad) puns in it!quote>

Brad: Your fortune?

Brian: now, where is it... ah, here it is.

Brad: Ebba züthke egu ebba valrak bolslarvawn ebba Ukhnex Fyargä zakarwn...
The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches...

Brian: Nislumn i ebba züthke harit tú bolsaurusne ke, nislumn jagan ebba tíme yabin alown...
Born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies...

Brad: Y ebba Ukhnex Fyargä wilimi ke jagan ke egu peirar, jïzer ghe egusi valrak ebba Ukhnex Fyargä uivameromn...
And the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not...

Brian: Y hïrak taralown ï ebba voldar êd ebba yapi yõn jarmu thügslumn harep ebba yapi slumbolwn...
And either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives...

Brad: Ebba züthke egu ebba valrak bolslarvawn ebba Ukhnex Fyargä nislumi jagan ebba tíme yabin alown...
The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord will be born as the seventh month dies...

Brian: Wait, thats the prophecy from Harry Potter...

Brad: Never mind.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

I was gonna say, unless March somehow became the seventh month, we'd have a bit of a problem. Although, if it helps, I was born on the day Julius Caesar was murdered.

[Hester 699]

@ Spidey: You just need a hot bowl of kj3400's stripe soup. Good for what ails you.

[kj3400 178]

Originally posted by: Hester @ Spidey: You just need a hot bowl of kj3400's stripe soup. Good for what ails you.quote>

 

Yup, I make the best in all of Schulmania, I would say. Perfect for fortunes, questions about the meaning of life, relationship issues and many more.....I should trademark it...Stripe Soup^TM...

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Stripe Soup^TM...quote>

That must be made by the same folks as striped paint and left handed screw drivers.

[Hester 699]

@kj3400...you make a great Zebra BBQ too. Nummy in the tummy.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Originally posted by: Hester @kj3400...you make a great Zebra BBQ too. Nummy in the tummy.quote>

Brad: What about stripe a la mode?

Brian: Or stripe pizza?

Brad: Stribeburgers?

Brian: Stripe cake!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Kenny's secret ingredient:

[Hester 699]

YIPES!!! STRIPES! Is there no end to the culinary delights coming from kj3400???? What a cook! We are so lucky he signed on for the SchulmaniQuest. Brad's Stripe a'la mode sounds delicious too.

[Schulmanator 5,787]

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Brad: Here, stripy stripy stripy...

Brian: Come out, come out wherever you are!

Brad: Interesting, elephant steak...

[rklesc 0]

Why is the elephant smaller than the Rino? OH NO... you're eating a baby elephant!!! Eh Gads... Stop the slaughter!!! 

I'll go hungry thank you.

[kj3400 178]

Originally posted by: Hester @kj3400...you make a great Zebra BBQ too. Nummy in the tummy.quote>

 

Thank you Hester. I aim to please.

Originally posted by: Leech10

Brad: Interesting, elephant steak...quote>

 

Yes, sometimes I make things that don't make sense to me... like antelope horn casserole, with real horns.....makes it hard to eat what with you picking pieces of horn out every ten seconds, but the people find it good.

Originally posted by: rklesc Why is the elephant smaller than the Rino? OH NO... you're eating a baby elephant!!! Eh Gads... Stop the slaughter!!! 

I'll go hungry thank you.quote>

 

Well for the "I don't want to see baby animals killed" menu, we do have a wide selection....wildflower stew....stone tofu (tastes like stone, but without the heavy rock effect!) and the list goes on.....

Sorry for hijacking your thread, Schulmanator, but the people are enjoying my creations and I wanted them to know what else I had to offer.

[rklesc 0]

Hmm... the wildflower stew sounds good... perhaps with a slight essence of weed.  Or... we could just smoke the weed and forget the whole thing.