Ganaram Inukshuk

TLA-5, and yes, that's the functionality of the TLA-5 itself. And because of that, it's recommended to not snap to paths while in UDI.

Granted but the seats are made of Dark Matter. I wish I had a new cell phone.

Granted but it's Glowing Matter that's dark. Mwahaha, thought I'd give you my piece of oxymoronic Dark Matter, huh? (I wish for someone to corrupt my deviousness.)

Granted. I replaced the seats with toilets. I wish for some Dark Matter.

Granted, but I covered the seats with mushed-up un-ripe cherries. I wish for something more powerful than SOPA, PIPA, and ACTA (SOPPIPACTA? LOL) combined: A worldwide Electromagnetic Pulse.

Here. Grape jelly. Enjoy. I wish for some cherries.

Granted. It's made of asbestos. I'm gonna need more asbestos to corrupt people's wishes with... (And put it in wish form.)

Granted. Enjoy your asbestos fries mesothelioma. I wish for... Something.

I'll actually listen to both, but it's usually the new stuff. Qwerty or Dvorak? And no, I mean keyboards.

Granted. You're coming with me with the aliens. Save me. Now. And put it in wish form!!!

Granted, but you develop allergies. I wish I knew what to do; I'm bored...

A release CANNOT be guaranteed by just looking at a picture of something in development. For all I know, it could be even farther off than you or I can think.

Agreed, and I (and at least one other person has did the same) have been making references to American Alcohol Prohibition. Ban booze production and distribution, and you end up with an "underground" economy doing what's supposed to be banned. And I'm quoting this from a similar post I made on another site: People already know enough, probably too much, if you wanna take it into that context. This is the kind of stuff that could potentially break an entire planet, but in my opinion, it would take far more government power in the entire world to even enforce SOPA. And SOPA is mere child's play; There are a lot of bigger things that can break a planet, and they don't have to be copyright or piracy laws... All it has to do is concern the population, that's it. You're forgetting (or maybe not) that the US is a democracy, a representative democracy, for that matter. The people have the power to vote in people to do the governing for them, and if the people don't like that person, they can simply vote for someone else in the next election. Well, what do you know? It's 2012. And you know what that means,...

[Reads all other comments] Did somepony say Direwolf20?!! I thought I was the only one...

Wish rejected. You've been given a spitball instead. I wish I were proficient at typing on a Dvorak Keyboard...

I was just listening to this just a while ago. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrQ3dE7-EwI Thank you cs188 for exposing that to me.

Granted, but it's a paper drawing of a camera, and you need to draw a new battery for it. I wish I had a 4x4x4 Rubik's Cube.

1, Draconiquis is the spelling, and B, Steven Magnet is the serpent. Here's something to update that list.