The Moose Factory (virtual Bar & Grill)

[Zelgadis 638]

Date: 7/21/2005 5:10:04 PM
Author: Leech10

That could be a problem, because you still aren't as good as a zuke, or even just Lauren because both can attack without even touching you.

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I'll just bring grandma with me. Trust me, she could whoop zuke butt.

ISF

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@ zelgadis: Well, you sure don't know much about Kentucky liquor do you? Take a look at Small batch bourbons I frankly have difficulty with that pig rinse you want to drink. A real lady wouldn't touch that stuff.

@ ardecila: ARD!

Well, I am glad someone still does classics. Do you do Greek as well? Have you noticed that Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is available in both Latin and Attic Greek as well as Welsh and Irish?

@ Bookworm: I think the first title was Tarzan of the Apes. You can see all the gory details on the site Tarzan . There are several fan sites, and a big community.

@ Leech10: Now, I have just turned on the tanglefoot field. Cool it. Bar fights are not needed here. Religions are like text editors. We don't discuss them here. Zelgadis, didn't grandma get run down by a reindeer?

@ The Terminator: Your remarks are offensive and off colour. Go to your room!

@ brtim2: Enjoy the spitzen und sparken, then. Your facts are correct, but irrelevant to a Canadian immigrant.

@ General Gunfire: I guess you didn't notice your food has arrived on the table.

[Zelgadis 638]

Likewise, if you think Woodford Reserve is pig rinse. Touche.

I don't do small batch bourbons anyway. Too much expense for such a small increase in flavor. They're overrated.

ISF

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

*The electricity suddenly goes out as the zukes coming back from the core hit the wires power receiver.*

*plugs a purple leech into an outlet, causing the power to come back.*

[The Terminator 0]

Fictional Encyclopedia article:

SPRINGFEILD, NEW JERSEY

 

Pop: 427,242(1980 est.)

 

Founded: 1797, Township

1849, City

 

Mayor: Diamond Joe Quimby(1989-present)

 

Municipal Council:

 

Micheal Jackson

Abraham Simpson

Jorje W. B

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@ Leech10: What wires? We are completely on broadcast power here from North American Power Air (NAPA). Suggest you give up the D&D books and read Waldo by Bob Heinlein.

@ The Terminator: Most amusing.

[The_Dalai_Llama 15]

Bourbon, eh?  Not a big fan of the stuff.  I'll just stick to good ol' rum.

How about a Myers' Dark and Coke?

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Date: 7/23/2005 2:16:40 AM
Author: The_Dalai_Llama
Bourbon, eh? Not a big fan of the stuff. I'll just stick to good ol' rum.


How about a Myers' Dark and Coke?

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Agreed. A glass of Myers' Dark with ice cubes and a cold bottle of coke arrive on the table. You are invited to perform your own sacrilige.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

*The zukes go outside and begin to run around and play some games.*

*Orders some cheese pizza with extra cheese.*

[djrules5454 5]

I am happy that my SHL team has won its first two games of the season!  My SCSL team has also won the league title and is in the other tournament final!

[Zelgadis 638]

Just saw a commercial on TV:

Hillary Duff is performing at the Kentucky State Fair.

I don't know which is worse. Being a mediocre pop star performing at the Kentucky State Fair, or being a mediocre pop star having the last name of a fictional, cheap beer company.

Of course, worse yet, one could be both, as is proven here.

I'm not a terribly big Hillary Duff fan. Can you tell?

ISF

[ardecila 125]

No, I just do Latin, although the NJCL does have some Greek-related academic tests and such. They are not full Greek, however - just English derivatives of Greek, and then Greek culture. I believe the language of Plato and Socrates has fallen by the wayside, at least in pre-university schools....

*remembers Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure*

No, I didn't know about the Harry Potter books. I don't see how they'd be useful, other than to get kids interested in Latin/Greek at a young age. I'll have to pick one up and see how much I can understand.

A few years ago, I got a German version of HP1 as a birthday present. I was horribly lost...

[Shadow Assassin 336]

Any chocolate?

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@Leech10: Be careful those zukes don't play in the traffic. I heard there were some Vogon surveyors around. Enjoy your food.

@djrules5454_simtropolisedition: Well, good for you. Here, have a slice and a beer on us.

@zelgadis: Poor lady. Image having to put up with all that Duff ... erm guff!

@ardecila: Well, have a good time. Do you have a copy of Winni ille pooh?

@Shadow_Assassin: Sure. Think of what you'd like done with chocolate and the autosystem will make it happen.

[Zelgadis 638]

In preparation for my move to Canada, I just finished packing up all my Star Trek toys.

I feel like I've just put all of my geeky children in a box...

ISF

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Date: 7/24/2005 12:43:21 AM Author: N_O_Body 

Vogon

quote> What is a vogon?

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@ zelgadis: Well, maybe it is time to put geeky Star Trek toys in a box, move them to Canada and scatter them around your office. Could be a neat way to connect to students, eh?

@ leech10:

What is a vogon?

quote> Obviously my lad, you've been playing too much D&D. Your education seems to be sorely lacking. A Vogon is an alien fully described in The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It is incredible in this day and age that you haven't read it. Maybe someone else will enlighten you. I simply encourage a trip to the public library.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

What is D&D?

*The dark zukes go into the workshop area, and there is the sound of grinding and bumping, and an addition to the workshop builds itself.*

[Zelgadis 638]

I'll have an order of Spam please. And don't try to serve me any of that cheap Treet stuff! I can tell the difference!

Yesiree. Only authentic Spam for this Spam snob.

I start my last week of classes tomorrow. Maybe I should just fail everyone and laugh diabolically all the way to Toronto.

Mwa ha ha ha.

ISF

[vidioman 21]

A big truck just drove by, and shook the whole house[]

 

I saw a licence plate that said AWVC 486! That means we're getting closer to the B's! (or, god forbid, the day they reverse it to ### Aabc. knock on wood. Or somerthing like that)

 

Yup... *opens can of... pop*

 

My 7900th post! This is the first time I've noticed a hundreth post wince my 600th post! Cool, eh?

 

Random fact: According to Statistics Canada, Thunder Bay has 109,106 people. Of that, 99,221 of them are white christians! Crrrazy! that's 91%! We're whiter than the southern USA!

[The Terminator 0]

summer sucks, i hate westchester county, i wish i lived in Newark, theres stuff to do there, i need to go to manhattan

*continues whining until a zuke puts a cork in my mouth.

 

may i plese have some fried chicken and a beer?

 

 

[Zelgadis 638]

Date: 7/25/2005 3:03:31 PM
Author: vidioman

Random fact: According to Statistics Canada, Thunder Bay has 109,106 people. Of that, 99,221 of them are white christians! Crrrazy! that's 91%! We're whiter than the southern USA!

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If my town in Kentucky isn't 100% white, it's because I'm 10% Cherokee.

ISF

[djrules5454 5]

D&D I think is Dungeons & Dragons.

[vidioman 21]

Date: 7/25/2005 6:27:32 PM Author: zelgadis

Date: 7/25/2005 3:03:31 PM Author: vidioman

Random fact: According to Statistics Canada, Thunder Bay has 109,106 people. Of that, 99,221 of them are white christians! Crrrazy! that's 91%! We're whiter than the southern USA!

quote> If my town in Kentucky isn't 100% white, it's because I'm 10% Cherokee.  ISF

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Well, we must be one of the whitest in Canada at least. After Parliament, of course!

[brtim2 11]

91%? Eh, we here have 150,000+ and are 96% white. And we are the only county in Maryland to have actually gained in percentage of white persons. While the White Democrats preach about Baltimore City and changing this and that, they are actually moving out into our county to be away from them. And then they wonder where all the farmland went. Duh, it's under your house. You bulldozed over it for your house on an 1/8 of an acre you payed $300,000 for. And everytime the local paper talks about vanishing farmland they always interview people and they say we moved in 7 years ago... can't they find a native Carroll Countian? Or have they all sold their farms and moved?

Sorry, I just hate how our population has tripled in the past 20 years and no one cares to do anything about it. The government put a moratorium on house construction and then was sued by developers. And the government lost. Wouldn't they know what is best for the local area?

Anywho, we played again last Friday, we lost by one run. But take a look at this. This is from making a sliding catch. And sports fields are supposed to be soft. (Sorry for the quality, it was my camera phone.)

That is one cut at my knee and blood oozing out of it and running down my leg. Scrumptious.

And... this time I was prepared. I had long sleeves, long pants, gloves and I washed as soon as I was done, and I still got poisen ivy on my arms - and this time face. And it keeps creeping closer to my eye. Argh! Perhaps I am very, very, very suseptible to poisen ivy.

EDIT: Hopefully fixed the picture. Yummy.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@ Leech10: Don't tell me you've never heard of Dungeons & Dragons? It was one of the earliest off-line RPGs. Bumps and grinds by the zukes should be performed for an audience.

@zelgadis: Here you are. Enjoy. Last week of classes? You are moving with no break? That sucks. BTW, vis-a-vis the white majority, you will be in a minority in the GTA.

@ vidioman: Well, by coincidence, our old plates got replaced today. 250 KBL is now AWHA 296. The AW series appears to be province wide.

@The Terminator: Are you sure you wouldn't like some cheese with that whine? Your fried chicken and dealcoholized beer are on your table.

@brtim2: Maybe you should have a chat with your personal physician about your sensitivity to poison ivy. You've been exposed too often and there is some danger of shock the next time. Lost by one? Awwww. Couldn't view your image. It needs to be a proper graphics file.

[Shadow Assassin 336]

Hmm, a nice solid block of chocolate would be nice.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Date: 7/26/2005 3:50:52 AM
Author: Shadow_Assassin
Hmm, a nice solid block of chocolate would be nice.

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Well, I hope you got it from the autosystem in the strength you thought of. Want something to drink with it.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

I have never played Dungeons and Dragons, and I don't read that many novels either. The only ones I remember reading lately is HP and the HBP and Star Wars. Other than that, about all I read are magazines, usually dealing with science or mechanics.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@Leech10: Takes a lot of courage to say you don't read much. I hope you will find as much pleasure in reading as I have as your life continues.

Being retired, I find reading to be great for both updating myself (news stuff) and recreation (novels, histories, science fiction and fantasy).