The Moose Factory (virtual Bar & Grill)

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

*A dark zuke jumps up at General Gunfire's words, and tries to take the record from him. GG and the zuke then have a lightsaber fight over the record.*

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

The Nonny Moose turns on the field that damps out the Force.

@General_Gunfire: Here's your food. Good luck with your fence.

The light-sabre duel, having petered out, is a draw. The Moose passes out some treats along with some iridium chews for the zukes.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

*The record flies out a window at Mach 1 and disintegrates on impact with a tree.*

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

But the record that hit the tree was a clone created by the autosystem. Zukes are not allowed to be poor losers. Off you go GG, and let us know how you did with your fence.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

*A spaceship named the Pirating hunter lands in the parking lot, and Lauren Ahrns the Muphridian walks in, this Lauren has a shorter tail and isn't as heavy as the first Lauren.*

*Meanwhile the record pieces reform into about 10 records, the dark zuke takes them, and flies off.*

What is this talk about a fence?

[The Terminator 0]

MY RECORD!!!!

what the hell, ill buy a new one.

 

*takes out another record, zukeorama(the EP) by The ZUkez.

 

*puts it on NObody's old Admiral record player from 1947

 

Zukeorama is an album consisting of Electronic bleeps from keyboards and Synthesysers,played entierly by Zukes.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

*an X-wing lands outside, R2D2 comes inside, and  the droid starts dancing and beeping.*

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Will someone ask that R2 unit if he wants to project something?

1947? When I was 10 years old the only record player I had was a 78 rpm 1922 Victrola that belonged to my grandfather. It is currently upstairs in the hall in working order.

[Nexis 1]

I fixed my signature.  so how are you doing.

i'll have two pancakes and a large orange juice plus ten pounds of hashbrowns.

did you my towns population went down 2%

in 2000 it was 10,789

now its 9,896

my towns name is Wasington Township 168  on the Garden State Parkway north

 

[brtim2 11]

There are certainly a lot of crazy characters here since I left. I wonder where the Llama has gone? Haven't seen ARD! here in awhile. But then again if it isn't on the same page as my post I lose track of time.

Interesting weekend. Shakespeare in the park. Harrisburg Senators vs. Bowie Baysox Minor League Baseball game. Lebanon County Fair. And I might get an apartment. I'll know by Thursday. *crosses fingers*

*takes sip of glass of water to get recommended 64 ounces of water a day.*

[Shadow Assassin 336]

*sets up little data projector with 4m wide screen on a blank wall*

*puts in a good DVD*

Enjoy!

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@Nexis: Welcome back, Nexis, long time no see. Glad your sig is better. Your real town or your Sim town? It is probably because all the blues are moving to Canada.

@ brtim2: You really have been busy. New digs would be super for you, I suppose. Are you living at home now? We could offer some flavorings for all that water. Water is water and it does'nt matter much what's in it as long as its not too much salt.

@Shadow_Assassin: Well, its good to see that you have a neat projector. Now, let's see what that DVD is?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

*A zuke brings in a popcorn popper and turns it on.*

[nealos101 20]

I haven't been here before... What can I have to eat? Hmmm...

Are you selling Alien Natchoes? I heard they were a hit in Astro City...

 

Sits down patiently, watching the unknown DVD...

 

Nealos101

[The Terminator 0]

*puts a 78 on NObody's old 1922 Victoria recod player, its the Zukin all night single, by The Zukes. part of the 1976 EP, Zukemaster.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@nealos101: Welcome. Here we have a fully automated service system. Think of what you want and if it is possible to provide it or materialize it, the autosystem will serve it to you with the proper set up. Enjoying your nachos? Perhaps a nice beer from the Titan brewery? They produce quite an exotic blend.

@ The Terminator: The Victrola's stylus destroys the vinyl record, peeling it off in vinyl strips until it cuts through onto the platten before the Moose can stop it. TT, you must remember you can play only shellac disks on this machine. The stylus weighs about two pounds.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

*A zuke puts a zuke armor country record on the Victoria.*

(zuke armor is nearly indestructible unless you have the proper equipment.)

[The Terminator 0]

MOTOURHEAD TOURs:

Motor head tour-1977

 

no rest tour-1978

 

Ace of Hearts-world tour 1979-1981

 

LIVE AT NEWARL 1 NOGHT ONLY Jan 7 1982

 

Bomb the base tour-1982-1984

 

and than th band broke up,

 

BUT NOW MOTOURHEAD WILL BE LLIVE AT THE MOOSE FACTORY DECEMBER 7 1995! 1 night only!

 

*orders a beer

 

*prepears for the 2005 MOTOURHEAD show TONIGHT!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Date: 8/4/2005 7:53:54 PM Author: The Terminator

BUT NOW MOTOURHEAD WILL BE LLIVE AT THE MOOSE FACTORY DECEMBER 7 1995! 1 night only!

quote>

Today is August the 4th, 2005, so I think you are a little late.

[Cjah 15]

Wow 1995!!!

One night only!!!

 

10 years ago!!!!

 

Yep you know Im confused....

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Date: 8/4/2005 4:50:29 PM
Author: Leech10
*A zuke puts a zuke armor country record on the Victoria.*

quote>

That's Victrola (you know, RCA Victor, his master's voice). The unit actually has the decal with the horn and the dog.

Be nice to TT, he has obviously gone haywire again. The dealcoholized beer will fix him up.

We are having a thunderstorm at the moment. Have just come back on the air from being knocked off.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

I copied it from TT's post, so he spelled it wrong too.

*orders 10 pancakes with butter and lots of maple syrup.*

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

^Sorry, I don't check his posts for sense or spelling. However, now you know.

Enjoy your breakfast. Here is a litre of chilled llama milk to help it along.

[The Terminator 0]

*walks in completely insane with no idea what hes doing.

8the band MOTORHEAD walks in with a bunch of metalheads following

 

*motorhead plays a few songs

 

*motorhead and the metalheads than leave before the zukes can get to them, but they did leave $500 in tips for all the beer and bacon they ate.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Zukes can run at 140+ MPH, and fly supersonically, so be careful.

*begins eating food*

[The_Dalai_Llama 15]

*sits down at the bar and requests the Yanks/Jays game on the big screen*

The llama's here, just been a little busy lately enjoying the summer.  Been working a lot, too, but I think I've scrounged up enough cash to go down to the OC with my friends for a few days. (the OC is short for Ocean City, Maryland) Some rest and relaxation is what I need after this summer... seriously.  But that's not for another two weeks so I'll be around for now.

By the way, I'm in the mood for some cajun-style chicken wings. And a llama milk straight up, of course.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Now, boys be good. Leech, try to keep those zukes under control.

Welcome back, TDL. I hope the food you wanted is to your taste. We just milked the llama herd, so it is very fresh.

[Dark Avatar 8]

Thanks guts for all your advice. I really appreciate it. Well, I tried talking to my teacher but she still thinks that the project is still unoriginal and that we did not put in effort at all. At least I tried, can't be bothered with her anymore. There was one interesting thing though. When the whole sec 3 level presented their presentations, I noticed that the way they presented the project was like reading a brochere. They read everything out of the brochere! They copied wholesale! Some of the groups can't even pronounce some of the words that they wrote....hmm...somethings' not right? lol. Thsi means that some groups didn't even put in effort at all.lol I think this can be an advantage to us coz ours was unique. But when we were doing the presentation, the teahcer gave us that stupid look as if our presentation was super boring.  Can't do anything more now, i tried my best and i'm now waiting for the marks to be in. I hope i can get high marks for this. <crosses fingers>

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

^Well, I hope this person is a real teacher and not an educaterer. If she expected the garbage from the brochures, that will get the marks. If you get a low mark on this, you should fight it out with her management. If there is one thing that schools don't need it is stupid teachers.

[The Terminator 0]

with all this talk of american hirlshima, i think its time for another

FAKE ENCYCLOPEDIA ARTICLE!

The Us-Soviet nuclear war:

 

On october sixth 1946 a small Nuke was detonated in Downtown Duluth MN, the city than had a population of 7,988 it is belived that 6,971 people perished in the blast. Soviet dictator Jeseph Stalin than sent a telegram to US president John Edwards in wich the Soviet Union claimed responsibility, on December 22 1946 the US sent a Nuke to Vladivostock, cripilling the Soviet Nuke Making indury, than on january third 1947 US, Canadian, British, Iraqi and Mexican troops invaded Soviet Russia, Stalin and KGB general Armand Gogol took refuge in the rouge nation of Pakystyan. on Febuary 4 1947 Pridedent Edwards made the Port Newark Military facility in New Jersey the command center for US and colition forces. on december 5 1947 Pakystyn sent a nuke to bomb Newark,Newjersey but it missed its target and blew up on jupiter. in 1949 Edwards was elected Supreme Dictator ofthe United states. the canadian space program made 23,000 rockets and evaucated the world, meanwhile on december fifth 1954 Roberts and Stalin got into a nuclear fight and the world ended, the population was safely evacuated and now lives on Mars and stalin and Edwards were the only casualtees of the bombing, in 1962 the Tredy of Paris Hilton was signed in wich the citizes of the United States of mars decided to put aside earthly diffrences and live happily ever after. it later was found out that France was making nukes since 1880, and Stalin used nukes purchesed from the Klingons bearing the serial number 2 and with a manufavcturing date of 1888, the others with stalin obtained were made in 1920 and 1932

 

*orders a beer and some fries

 

*put on a Motorhead album specially made to play on NObodys Victrola