The Moose Factory (virtual Bar & Grill)

[GingerBlokey 30]

*Accepts new post as food columnist*

*Writes first article about the good quality of food and the brilliant service*

*Orders a Spag Bol with a White Grape Juice *

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Remember, ordering here is by telepathy. Did you get a super noodle or a plate of Spaghetti Bolognese?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

*There is a loud rumbling noise as 5 zukes begin dilling a hole into the ground, and they soon disappear, and the hole fixes itself.*

Lauren orders 2 plates of lasagna for herself.

[Nexis 1]

i have a large burger with fries. and a mountain dew.

what is the population Quebec compared to ontario.  what is the largest city in Finland?

how long will it take travel from NYC (new York City) to Montr

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@Leech10: The plated lasagna appears with a carafe of nice Barbara. Enjoy. What are those zukes up to now? Or should I say down to? Drilling for China?

@Nexis: Food service completes Please do your own searches, we are not an information station. FYI you can get population figures from the Stats Canada site, Finnish information from the Finns, and route planning from Microsoft Streets and Trips, complete with distances, points of interest, etc. etc. Oh, and please fix the spelling in your signature. Most annoying.

The man in the white suit takes his horse and exits.

[The Terminator 0]

im bored, everyone in chat ignores me ever since yesterdays poop incident.

 

*takes a beer, some fries and 3 pounds of bacon, and plops it in a deep fryer, than eats the bacon between 2 pieces of bread with a extra fatty meat patty. eats the fries, than downs the remaining 2 pounds of bacon and drinks the(non alcoholic) beer.

[Zelgadis 638]

Something sweet to relax... Ah, I'll have some plum wine.

Just finished grading perhaps the worse paper I've ever seen. The student suddenly changed her topic before the final was due, didn't tell me about it, and turned it in late.

As you can well imagine, the paper was graded quite savagely. But it was well-deserved. She did it to herself.

I probably shouldn't have accepted it at all. I gave serious consideration to giving it back to her and saying that I wouldn't accept it because it wasn't the topic she told me she was doing. Oh well, too late now.

*rant over*

ISF

[General Gunfire 0]

*orders another glass of wine*

Water it down, please, I have to drive. And another Coke would be nice.

If you have them, how about some Andouille Oysters? Are they any good tonite?

 

'Wow zegladis, that's cold. What was the grade? '

[brtim2 11]

zelgadis: That's so sweet of you. Accepting a late paper and a non-topiced paper. And here I go the extra effort to be back at school from a track meet 2 hours away to turn a paper in on time even when the professor has given me an extension. But seriously, why schedule the conference track meet the first weekends of exams?

And I'll take a glass of water and a bowl of Maryland Style Crab Soup.

*poof*

Ahh, straight from Maryland, just the way I like it.

[Zelgadis 638]

Perhaps not so sweet. I gave the paper an F. I took the obligatory -10 points off for being late and the rest of the paper was so abominable that the other points just disappeared by themselves.

It was one of only two F's that I have ever given to students other than ones who simply didn't bother to come to class. When you work with people for 3 weeks to get a paper right, F's become quite rare and even C's are unusual. This paper was just bad.

*Note: I still follow the teacher's code of ethics by not identifying particular students, in case anyone here thinks it's less than honorable to talk to strangers about student work. It's considered okay to talk about student work so long as students themselves remain anonymous. That's true in North America anyway.

ISF

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

A large reptillian being accompanied by a hexapodal person both having large, iridescent lenses embedded in their upper bodies approach the bar. Has anyone see Kim, lately? they ask. Who are these guys?

@The Terminator: TT, did you make a boo-boo in the chat? Well, you get what you deserve, however scatalogical your remark. I guess you need to apologize. What are you doing with all that food cholesterol? Trying to kill yourself? Won't work, but you are really overloading your gall bladder, and are likely to have a gall bladder attack. You need to take better care of yourself, really. If you want people to talk to (about) you, write another sob story.

@zelgadis: As a retired teacher, I fully understand. What was the course in which this youth who must be served turned in such a travesty? In my subject, things like that get a zero (0).

@General Gunfire: The only reference to Andouille I could find that makes sense is to Andouille sausages or Andouillettes. These are quite spicy, so the autochef is going to deliver some Cajun Style Oysters with Jamalaya. Hope this is OK. poof Enjoy with your wine and coke(?)!

@brtim2: Enjoy! The last time I accepted a late project (computer program) it was a copy of the solution from the instructor's guide, without the specified modifications, off the Internet. Further, it didn't work as specified in the textbook and therefore had not be tested by the three team members. Because it was plagiarism, they got a zero on the course, and nearly got expelled. The college system in Ontario doesn't kid around.

[The Terminator 0]

im also the factory music critic, i dont have a gallblader, im a robot.

 

MUSIC REVIEW:

 

Kenny Killed Them This Time: the debut album from Satanisahomosexual

 

This album was relesed in 1989 by Canadian Metal band satanisahomosexual.

they have 4 guitarists 3 bass players 3 vocalists and 6 drummers. Back in the late 80's there was alot of sucky metal like bon jovi, this is no execption, i bought the album on Vinyl and the quality is sucky, the CD is even worse, i guess canadians dont like to spent money on good studios. in fact this band sucked so much they dissolved in December of 1989. they all went to prison for stealing a ballon in october of 1990. i guess  you dont make good music when the only thing the band writes about is south park puns, and south park wasent even on in 1989! i saw these idiots perform live at the wasaga beach bennigans, and they sucked even more

 

-TT, Moose Factory Magazine june 1989 issue

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

The zukes that are digging though the ground have reached an area where the temperature is at 1000 degrees F.

*I order a big plate of macaroni and cheese, and when the food appears, I begin eating at top speed.*

[Zelgadis 638]

Yikes what a day...

A crazy homeless guy came into my class and sat down like he belonged there or something. I managed to kick him out but the students were a little rattled.

In a strange twist of fate, immediately afterwards, we started Chapter 5 in Tapestry Writing 3, the theme of which is homeless people.

So howzabout a vodka martini. I could use it right now...

On another note, to all of you who are students here, please be kind to your teachers. They have a harder job than you know. You'd be surprised how difficult it is to teach a class when you have a rampaging case of the farts...

ISF

[General Gunfire 0]

Date: 7/12/2005 7:06:43 PM Author: N_O_Body

@General Gunfire:  The only reference to Andouille I could find that makes sense is to Andouille sausages or Andouillettes.  These are quite spicy, so the autochef is going to deliver some Cajun Style Oysters with Jamalaya.  Hope this is OK.  poof  Enjoy with your wine and coke(?)!

 

Oh, my apologies. I got the sausage and the oysters mixed up. I'll have http://www.gumbopages.com/food/app/erstas-bienville.html  . They're called Bienville Oysters, and they are delicious.

Thank you for fixing my order!

[Shadow Assassin 336]

*thinks about a nice steamin bowl of chicken curry - mild, of course*

*also thinks about a nice Frozen Coke*

[brtim2 11]

Boy am I somewhat embarressed

Yesterday I had a softball game (not that wimpy slowpitch, but the fastpitch kind where the pitcher used to play for the Venzualen national team) and after striking out the first time up (my third one this year ) I hit an in the park home run my next time up.
(For those of you unfamiliar with the sports of baseball and softball, a homerun is a ball hit over the outfield fence. An in-the-park homerun is a ball hit in the field where the batter runs and reaches home plate. In order to get a homerun one must be 1)pretty fast and 2)hit the ball past the outfielders.)

Well, I hit the ball over the left fielders head and ran around the bases and came slid into homeplate safely. However, I slid headfirst and as I did my pants kinda sorta came down exposing my rearend.

It was only for a second or two as I immediately pulled them up. I don't think anyone saw as my mom is visiting from South Carolina and (as all moms are) would have said something about it.

But I know what happened, and since I did just hit a homerun everyone was probably looking at me.

And I made a sliding catch in centerfield (pants stayed on this time) and my scab reopened. My pants now have a couple of big blood stains on them.

Oh, and my poisen ivy went away! All that's left are red spots where they are disapearing.

And I'll take a slice of humble pie.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@ The Terminator: What does a robot do with all those fats? If you need lubrication, you can skip the proteins. Interesting fantasy review. Want to continue this way or will you do a book review for me?

@ Leech10: What's the rush? Don't tell me the Vogons have hired the zukes?

@ zelgadis: Doesn't your school have security people? The colleges up here do. You'll be safer here than there. I do understand being in class with urgent flatulence. You should watch what you eat. I agree, students should think about the poor professor once in a while. Mostly the youth that must be served is too self-centered to care unless you become a center-shot of some kind. Tinkle, tinkle, poof Enjoy your drink.

@ General Gunfire: Give thanks to Wikipedia. I have had Andouillettes in Bordeaux, but never seen them out of France. Enjoy your meal.

@ Shadow_Assassin: pouf, tinkle Done. Note that frozen cokes explode all over the place. Yours is a very cold one, with a frozen glass. The autochef didn't think you wanted to wear it. I really think that a good beer would go better with your curry. If necessary, the autobar will extract the alcohol before it is served by a molecular process that perserves the full flavour of the brew.

@ brtim2: If no one mentioned your moon run, I would just assume that everyone is politer than you thought. Good performance though. Did your team win? Autosystem delivers a slice of butter tart pie with some sweetened whipped cream. Amazing! Do you really need comforting that much. Gives brtim2 a fatherly hug.

[+Guest]

Hello eveybody, I'm just here for the moment, is there anything good for me. Well I have little time here....

[brtim2 11]

Everyone politer than I thought? Nah, that can't be it. They rag on me all the time about things they can. I thought that would be an excellent oppurtunity. However my mom did not see it, so I feel I am in the clear.

And we won 12-1. That puts us at 9-2 and in first place by three games with 6 more to go. We play again tonight although it's threatening to rain. Hopefully it stays away in time for us to play.

Hot food, cold drinks ... and fatherly hugs? I like this place more and more. Thanks John.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Date: 7/13/2005 5:58:44 PM Author: N_O_Body Vogons

Huh?

The zukes just want to visit their friends.

*The zukes reach the mantle and begin diving in the direction of the core*

[Zelgadis 638]

Kenton County Adult Education is actually an off-site institution. Things would be different if we were actually on one of the Gateway campuses, but we're not. There are no security people as of yet. However, after a meeting today, we are instituting some new security protocols. Hopefully, that will help. It's a rough neighborhood where I teach. I found out today that there was a double homicide on the same street corner where I teach about 10 minutes after class ended on that same day that crazy guy came to the class.

On a related note, I'm glad that I own an oddball car that's not desirable to thieves because it's neither luxury car (it's an aging, mid-level Acura) nor is it profitable for a chop shop. It's so rare that they wouldn't be able to sell the parts.

ISF

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@ tHe Dark_Child: Welcome! To get autosystem service, think clearly of what you'd like to eat or drink.

@ brtim2: Well, I was feeling grandfatherly. Enjoy your stay with us, and good luck in your game.

@ Leech10: Well, I am glad the through highway for galactic traffic has been cancelled. Zuke friends? In the core? What are they up to? Going to visit Savage Pellucidar?

@ zelgadis: Wow! Sounds like a rough part of town. Have you landed a job in T.O. yet? If you expect to teach in one of colleges or universities (1 of 3) you should have had it by now. Do you have a line on any digs? I suggest that Brampton or Mississauga is too far in the west unless you are looking at Humber College, Sheridan College. York University, or Erindale College of the University of Toronto. Perhaps a more central location in the 905 region would be better, say Victoria Square or Markham.

[brtim2 11]

Thanks John. I can only stay and chat for a few, then it's back to the road for me.

We won last night, 12-1. It was one of those games where people didn't think we were going to play because of the weather. But we did and the other team needed a pitcher so we allowed them to borrow ours. So we were playing another team and facing our own pitchers.

But it's a fun league and anything like that can happen-just as long as the game gets in.

But I didn't care because we won and they didn't care because it wasn't 25-4 like the last game. So everyone is happy.

Now I'll just relax and wait for my time to make my exit...

[The Terminator 0]

*walks bloodied, wearing western clothes with a bullet hole through the tip of his cowboy hat and a cut across his forehead

 

*checks his gun with the autobot

 

*ties up his zuke

 

I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.....

 

I shot the sheriff, but i did not shoot the deputy

 

yes i shot him, but i swear it was in self defense.

 

the sheriff wanted to kill me because i saw him taking a bribe from some outlaws, the deputys in oon it too, now the deputy wants to kill me, i think im going to have to shoot him too. i need help from my trusty sidekick Vidiocowboy, my Native American friend, Chief Running Zuke and my good friend Lemmy(from Motorhead).

 

*orders a jug of XXX whiskey and some Western french fries and bacon.

 

 

[MC6Ash 4]

*walks in and looks around*

um... do you have anything martian?

*sits down, blows dust of the risk board, defrosts it, then looks around for J_O_*

 

EDIT: Terminator: how did you shoot the sheriff?

(I shot the sheriff
But I didn

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

*An enraged deputy walks in, pulls out a gun, and shoots at TT but misses, hitting a dark zuke. The zuke pulls out and activates his lightsaber, cutting the deputy in half before picking up the pieces and throwing them outside over some trees.*

*The zukes hit the inner core and bounce off, and soon find a strange building built on the inner core. The go inside though a magma-lock, and enter a large lobby area.*

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@ brtim2: Good going, I suppose. I also suppose your pitcher did his best for them. See you later

@ The Terminator: Well, go see the autodoc and get patched up. The zukes are protecting you. I hope when the dismembered body is found no one will blame the zukes. Light sabres cauterize the wounds, so the forensic guys will have a real problem. Poof! Enjoy your booze and fries.

@ MC6Ash: Haven't seen J.O. in quite a while. The autosystem serves Old One Essence and ice cap melt Enjoy.

@ Leech10: Thanks zukes! We'll let the world determine what might have happened to this guy. Now, continuing our Journey to the Centre of the Earth ...

[The Terminator 0]

A movie review:

 

RETURN OF THE KILLER TOMATOES!(198

 

in this movie we see George clooney in an early role, alot of people hate this movie, and the series it is in, because they dont like dumb humor, i however do, considering i have sat through(and enjoyed!) all of the police academy movies(yes even the 7'th one!). the films premise is that an evil sciintist is turning tomatoes into people to take over the world, you see 25 years before was the Great Tomato War, in wich mutated tomatoes tryed to kill everyone, but the humans won, ever since than tomatoes have been banned and have been a hotblack maket item,

this film is pertty funny, andi give it a 6/10. a must see for Cult-movie fans.

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095989/

 

^film info

 

*orders a large milkshake and som fries

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

*As the zukes look around, they see many doors leading off to different areas. They go to one that says Hotel on it, and they open the door.  Inside, there are zukes. Hundreds of zukes of all different sizes, and each one having a pink tail tip. They go to the front desk and get a hotel room. As they go up the elevator, they look at a map, showing the full size of the complex they are in. It is nearly 50 miles long by 10 miles wide, and it is around 2 miles high in some places. There are many different areas, and in the center is a large dome which the map says is made to look like the normal sky and even goes from day to night.*