ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: My point exactly... you don't.

Q: Where have all the flowers gone?

[simzebu 20]

In the hair of people going to San Fransisco. (insert hippie smilie here)

Does anybody know what Bob Dylan is saying?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows

Q: Why does Bob Dylan's son sound just like him?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Huh, I didn't think he did.

Q: What is an apple?

[amal81 3]

Ask that to Newton or Eve.

Why did the apple fall from the tree?

[cityhawk 12]

A: So it could hit you in the head.

Q: Why can math be difficult?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because you make it difficult!

Q: Why did cityhawk change his avatar again?

[amal81 3]

must be something to with imgcity.net

why does cityhawk think that the falling apple will hit my head and not yours?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: Ouch.

Q: Why did someone throw an apple at my head?

[luigiguy 1]

A: because they were bored

Q: why didn't someone throw an apple at my head?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because nobody wanted to!

Q: Where can I get a life?

[Kippis05 2]

A: You have a life? HAHA!! Oh, you're serious...

Q: When is belching acceptable in mainstream society?

[MadTV_Freak 0]

A: When everybody is smelling the roses..

Q: Why is it that RL syndrome is on a mission to take down every ST member?

[ky72x 13]

A: Because they were brainwashed by aliens.

Q: What color is an orange?

[coolotter88 2]

A:FF601C

Q:When will we be nerdy enough to call this game ASCII a stupid question get a stupid ANSI?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Never, I hope.

Q: Why can't pigs fly?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: They can't hold boarding passes.

Q: Where would a pig fly to?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Because the police forbid it.

Q: What's your stand on tough laws?

[amal81 3]

I don't stand, I generally sit over that.

Why dont the cows jump over the moon?

[MadTV_Freak 0]

A: Because Pluto is no longer planet..

Q: Why does 2+2 = 4?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Because 2x2=4.

Q: Why was Pluto made a planet in the first place?

[amal81 3]

It was a misunderstanding on my part.

what is pluto anyway?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: I can tell you what it is not.

Q: Why did they waste money to decide that Pluto was no longer a planet?

[ky72x 13]

A: Because they ate beans before they did it.

Q: Where is Pluto?

[amal81 3]

Pluto, not in the textbooks thats for sure.

Where has Pluto gone?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: It crashed into Neptune.

Q: Where can I find the yellow brick road?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: In your nearest Dave and Busters.

Q: Why do I have to take a 9th grade phys. ed class?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Because you suck at life! J/K

Q: Where did space come from?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: The same place time came from.

Q: How will the universe end?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: With a whimper.

Q: How many universes are there?