ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Kippis05 2]

A: Because it was his destiny.

Q: If God created all of this, who created God?

[mightygoose 92]

his momma hit him with a broom

:why does tinysim have an obsession with chuck norris

[simcityblowup 0]

A: It's his choice.Leave him be.

Q: If someone jumps from a 200 story building using an umbrella,what happens?

[cityhawk 12]

A: That person falls onto the ground and then gets back up and tries again; no pain, no gain!

Q: Wow, did you know that?!

[imbored4444 3]

A: No

Q: Why does cityhawk have a "do not enter" avatar?

[mightygoose 92]

A: because he is very special lol

Q: what is the angle of qurlix interfraction on a dodecahedral lattice of isotactic polypropene?

[TinySim 4]

A: 12 degrees

Q: why .com?

[shivsood 5]

a: why www.?

q: why is this get a stupid answer?

[pickled_pig 7]

a: Because if we asked for straight-serious answers, nobody would play.

Q: Whom was that?

[mightygoose 92]

Lord Knows....(two ronnies gotta love it)

why did he stuff the parrot???

[cityhawk 12]

A: He was tired of the parrot's backsassing attitude!

Q: Did that dog just eat your shirt?!

[simcityblowup 0]

A: Nope.

Q: Did i'm hated here? Anyone wants me to leave?

[mightygoose 92]

yes everyone lol

Q: who english is THAT!?

[cityhawk 12]

A: yo mamma's!

Q: What in the _____ just ________ here today?

[newyorkstate 6]

A: Euh? ************

Q: Why did I get explict content while...?

[1ajs 49]

A) because you read it.............

Q) why am i having problems breathing (literaly i am)

[mightygoose 92]

lnug infectino

Q: why did da freestyla cum into yo hood and shoot up yo homies

[1ajs 49]

A) who knows but there was a random drive by today 2 blocks from me witch never hepens here...

Q) why is beef so faty?

[simcityblowup 0]

A: Because it's fat! People don't have sense!

Q: Bolitulaka Shimibadabadu Hartamiuntya oplanotre?

[shivsood 5]

A: Kognikifika Hozorestiora Vamonts!!!

Q: Why Maxis?

[mightygoose 92]

A: woudl you prefer konami???

Q: how many frimplrundysnarps in a splarchneelap

[shivsood 5]

A: 7 trillion.....and 2

Q: Do people tire of this?

[SimLord the Great 0]

A: Yes, they very well do.

Q: Why do some things in life seem stupid?

[shivsood 5]

A: It wouldn't b a real life if they didnt

Q: Ne1 else love blink 182-enema of the state

[simcityblowup 0]

A: Nope, i believe you're a hero for that.

Q: If a schuarpmaltzpunderblam gets kicked by an atryputolumoiytopito, the result is a nuclear fritomintopolimatryonicalipso?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: Only if the tangobardipolic pressure in the Rastafarian monastaries is low enough to support a systematic qaratiblaspechornado explosion.

Q: Why did you move to Utah?

[cityhawk 12]

A: The real question is, "Why didn't you move to Utah?"

Q: How are food calories and Joules related?

[mightygoose 92]

A:cant remember

Q: what was created third in the world according to the church of the flying spaghetti monster (www.venganza.org)

[MadTV_Freak 0]

A: Italian Foods

Q: What is SimCity 4

[cityhawk 12]

A: Real life if it could happen.

Q: What does mean?