Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Granted and you immediately met the omega.

 

I wish for enlightenment. 

 

Good one xD

 

So I guess I'm to stupid to grant you that ....

 

I whish more people would get my sarcasm ...

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but they think of you as a jerk. 

 

I wish for a moose. 

[RipRap 4,400]

Granted. You get A Nonny Moose.

I wish for a nice bathtub.

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted, it is nice but it's broken. 

 

I wish for an awesome semestral break.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but you are expelled upon returning. 

 

I wish that I could go to the city.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

But a taxi carries you 

 

I wish taxis weren't so expensive -.-

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted but they won't be taking you anywhere for that matter.

 

I wish I will have a good day tomorrow. 

[Gannet 34]

Granted, but it's too good to be true

 

I wish I has a truck full of cash

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but it is all Zimbabwean Dollars. 

 

I wish for a new phone.

[KonstantinII 1,106]

Granted, but it's counterfit

 

I wish to reverse engineering alien tech

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Granted but Stitch

 

I wish for Stitch

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted and you got stitches and burns! 

 

I wish for a partner. 

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but it's only a business partner.

 

I wish I was a rocket scientist working for JPL.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

 

I wish for 

[Mr Saturn64 742]

 

I wish for peace.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Peace is granted, but everybody's freedom is taken away.

 

I wish there was a colony on the moon.

[tonyr 926]

There was,but they are all dead.

 

I wish I could BAT as good as Red.

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted but you never finished them.

 

I wish to be a demigod. 

[KonstantinII 1,106]

Granted, but you only appear that way to a primitive tribe of cannibals.

 

I wish to find a huge diamond someday.

[AidanA28 17]

Granted, but it's plastic.

 

I wish to be stupid myself.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

You are already ...

 

I wish for Silphium

[piercing_arrow 76]

Granted, but it is a new chemical made by the Silph Co. in the Kanto region, and unfortunately it is radioactive and you die.

 

I wish for more wishes.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but by some quirk of fate all of your wishes are used up because you talk in your sleep.

 

I wish for a better job.

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted but you got fired after one day. Oh man, that is so unlucky. 

 

I wish to change the world through a geass. 

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Don't know a geass but you can try it anyway, nothing will happen!

 

I wish for butterfly effect

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, however it only affect you in a negative way.

 

I wish for warmer days.

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted and it is too warm, you'll burn.

 

I wish to reach nirvana. 

[piercing_arrow 76]

Granted, however you get the band Nirvana's phone number, enabling you to reach nirvana.

 

I wish that I could meet my favorite singers.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Kurt Cobain tried as well!

 

I wish to travel to Schulmania!

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but you end up a pixelated entity.

 

I wish I could get a sample of every element in the periodic table.