Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Granted, but a volcano erupts in the middle of downtown.

I wish for a dress.

[LironTheChick 20]

Granted, but it has holes in the most delicate part.

I want to study in San Francisco.

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Granted, but a quake hits as you are driving on the Bay Bridge and it collaspes, and you die

I wish for a swimming pool in my backyard(Because it is 83 degrees outside!)

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Granted, but its a swimming pool of lava.

I wish for an upside down avatar day.

[Samness 104]

Granted, but it makes the system overload and the entire server crashes permanently.

I wish I could ride a giraffe without it eating me.

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Granted, but you fall off it and break your neck

I wish to become president of the US

[Josh6 873]

You become president. But Its the US so you lose. There too many things that are messed up to fix in 4 years.

I wish my jazz band would win saturday

[Samness 104]

Granted, but you lose everything else.

I wish that practicing my instruments wasn't so annoying.

[Timmystwin 201]

It isnt, but you never get good at it.

I wish that it doesnt rain on the 2 day hike im doing.

[Ceafus 88 1,794]

It Won't It Will Hail.

I Wish I Was President

[Tropic Storm 15]

Granted, but the world hates the US.

I wish gas hadn't gone up 5 bucks.

[Mithrik 562]

Granted, I goes up 10 bucks.

I wish for pie.

[Ceafus 88 1,794]

Granted, The Pie Is Fish Liver Pie

I Wish For A $1,000,000,000 Car

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Granted, but someone steals it

I wish to own a luxury house in Hollywoood

[Mithrik 562]

Granted but then the aliens invade the world and destroy it.

I wish to know how you will corrupt this wish.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Granted, but you forget about it immediately after.

I wish I could grant my own wishes.

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Granted, but you get only 3

I wish to be CEO of a company

[Ceafus 88 1,794]

Granted, But You Go Bankrupt The First Week.

I Wish To Be A NASCAR Driver.

[Mithrik 562]

Granted amnd you have an infortunate accident on your first race that make you can't longer continue racing.

I wish to know if someone plays mafia games here.

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Granted, but you die before you can find out.

I wish for a dog

[Tropic Storm 15]

Granted. Good luck with rabies.

I wish for tea.

[airman15 4,111]

Granted, but it turns out to be poison.

I wish to fly a MiG-29 Fulcrum

  Edited April 19, 2011 by usfighter15  

[FreewayofFlight 41]

Granted, but Congress cut the Defense budget

I wish I had a beautiful singing voice

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Granted, but you lose your voice singing too much.

I wish for another cat

[Mithrik 562]

Granted, you get a hungry lion (hey, you said a cat, technically a lion is).

I wish another pie.

[airman15 4,111]

Granted, but it's laced with Cyanide.

I wish to rebuild the Twin Towers

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Granted, but you fall of them without safety equipment

i wish to live on Mars

[FreewayofFlight 41]

Granted, but you're imprisoned by aliens and are frequently 'probed'

I wish Willis Tower was changed back to Sears Tower

[airman15 4,111]

Granted, but then the next day it gets destroyed by terrorists.

I wish America's economic problems were over.

  Edited April 19, 2011 by usfighter15  

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Granted, but you die before you can see them

I wish to be a congressperson