Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Granted, but your reputation goes so high it causes your computer to blow up

I wish to have unlimited break from school

[airman15 4,111]

Granted, but then you become the dumbest person on Earth.

I wish I own the Space Needle

[9988 428]

Granted, but it will be immediately sabotaged and destroyed.

I wish Ghenghis Khan never lived.

[Ceafus 88 1,794]

Granted, But You Will Live No More.

I Wish For A $200,000,000 Sandwhich.

[Mithrik 562]

Granted, I appears in your hand, and when you are about to eat it, it falls to floor, a dog passes by and takes it, and then it let the sandwich fall on the street, when a car gets it squished.

I wish for bag full of air.

[airman15 4,111]

Granted, but it appears over your head and you run out of air and you suffocate.

I wish F-14's weren't retired out of US service.

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Granted, but they are so outdated they don't work in battle.

I wish to have a TV in my bedroom.

[Mithrik 562]

Granted but it's too heavy for the place where you place it and falls, getting broken.

I wish for more emoticons on the Emoticon list of ST.

[airman15 4,111]

Granted, but the site shuts down

I wish USA is best buddies with all nations.

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Granted, but the alliance falls apart quickly

I wish that I can time-travel

[9988 428]

Granted, but you will be able to travel only to far past, and you will die for the lack of oxygen(in precambrium).

I wish that I would be astronaut.

[MandelSoft 2,769]

Granted! But you have to wait two more years for that to happen...

I wish for trouble

[Mithrik 562]

A: And you get none of them.

Q: I wish for nothing.

[airman15 4,111]

Granted, but a safe falls on you and crushes you

I wish everybody has good taste in music

[9988 428]

Granted, but everyone will become deaf.

[Josh6 873]

I wish that everyone regained hearing

[airman15 4,111]

Granted, but everyone loses their sense of smell.

I wish It snows where I live

[9988 428]

Granted, but whole US West Coast will be buried in the snow.

[Mithrik 562]

Granted, but whole US West Coast will be buried in the snow.

You forgot your wish, so you don't count.

Granted, but then it becomes another Ice Age.

I wish my PC to have more RAM (only has 512MB ).

[airman15 4,111]

Granted, but it comes with a virus.

I wish America uses stuff they manufacture, not import some cheap asian product.

[Timmystwin 201]

Granted, but Prices skyrocket

I wish for a functioning Ipod.

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Granted, but it explodes apojn working

I wish that I can get an ipod for my birthday

[airman15 4,111]

Granted, but it explodes dumping anthrax all over you.

I wish Justin Beiber gets killed

[9988 428]

Granted, but the explosion of that atomic bomb will also kill you.

I wish for pizza.

[pokeboy21 7]

granted, its poisoned

I wish my pc wasnt so outdated

[airman15 4,111]

Granted, but it develops a mind of it's own and wipes out the human race

I wish I can ghost through buildings.

[Tropic Storm 15]

Granted, but you need to be dead first.

I wish I can go on vacation.

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Granted, but your flight crashes on the way there, and you die

I wish to be the CEO of Microsoft

[9988 428]

Granted, but Microsoft will become bankrupt after that.

I wish for much more comments on my CJ.

[pokeboy21 7]

Granted they are all criticizing

I wish I had a good city.