Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[Korot 6]

Granted, but they are so tiny that they disintegrated immediately.

I wish that my CPU wasn't that hot.

[CyanideCloud 0]

Granted, but it is at absolute zero. All molecular movement stops, your computer stops working.

I wish that my paypal received payment would clear already.

[Trainmaster423 0]

The payment clears, but it's ten times the correct amount.

I wish for a bowl of vanilla ice cream.

[Duke87 1,070]

You get no spoon.

I wish I had an actual working Mega Buster.

[gio10469 24]

Wish granted but batteries not included.

I wish I had the Camaro from Transformers as a pet/car.

[Korot 6]

Granted, though it comes in a thousand pieces.

I wish I had more free time.

[Larks2242 251]

Granted but you have to spend in in a hospital.

I wish LeBron James signs with the Heat.

[wwetom1 831]

Granted, but he gets traded to the NJ Nets the next day.

I wish I had a pet tiger, who won't eat me.

[gio10469 24]

Granted but it eats the love of your life and your family instead.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

[astronelson 339]

Granted, but you forgot it.

I wish I could complete a coherent...

[CyanideCloud 0]

Granted, but all you can complete are ellipses.

I wish my pizza that is in the oven would cook already.

[Korot 6]

Granted, though it burns.

I wish pizza was enjoyable to eat.

[Duke87 1,070]

It is, but you can never find it.

I wish I didn't have to get up extra-early to go vote.

[astronelson 339]

Granted, but a candidate you don't support wins.

I wish I had a better understanding of computer science.

[Josh6 873]

Granted, you gain the ability to commmunicate with computers. But one computer becomes obbsessed with you and subsequently ruins your life.

I wish it would snow.

[nerdthisname 1]

Its snowing, but "yellow water".

I wish I would have a dutch extremely pointed wooden shoe to kick a** with it.

[Vahr 341]

Granted, but it catches fire and turns to ash.

I wish for Belgian waffles.

[Josh6 873]

Congratulations. The waffles are tainted with straight Botulinum. Aka Botox. Very deadly.

I wish that i become good at playing the sax

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Granted, but every saxophone you touch falls apart.

I wish I had a wish.

[gigacoaster 4]

Granted! You did have a wish, but now you don't.

I wish I never had to go to work.

[Josh6 873]

Granted. Your life is work free. You get bored and want to go back but no place wants to hire you. You never have to go to work.

I wish i had a gifaffe

[Duke87 1,070]

It eats you.

I wish I could shoot spaghetti from my fingertips.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Granted, but you get dissected by someone who wants to see how that is possible.

I wish for a bucket of wishes.

[Josh6 873]

Granted. Unfortunatley there is a hole in that bucket. All your wishes fall out. I wish for a talking Dog

[Duke87 1,070]

It hates you and constantly yells at you.

I wish my fingernails would stop growing.

[Frdm920 50]

Granted but your toenails start growing instead

I wish for my wish to not get corrupted

[Josh6 873]

Granted. But you still havent wished for anything. I wish it would snow 5ft

[Frdm920 50]

Granted, but not near you

I wish to have a million dollars (lame I know couldn't think of one )

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Granted, in Zimbabwean dollars.

I wish I had a corrupted wish.

[Frdm920 50]

Granted but it becomes uncorrupted the moment you touch it.

P.S Zim dollars no longer exist

I wish to meet Mr. Perfect