Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[Ceafus 88 1,794]

Granted, But Congress Gets Bombed

I Wish I Owned A Nuclear Power Plant.

[airman15 4,111]

Granted, but a missile hits it causing it to explode, thus vaporizing you and wiping out the city.

I wish I was the best boxer who ever lived

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Granted, but nobody watches your matches

I wish to be immortial

[Ceafus 88 1,794]

Granted, But You'de A Whitch

I Wish I was The Tallest Man Ever.

[airman15 4,111]

Granted, but you get electrocuted to death when you run into power lines.

I wish I can turn invisible anytime i want.

  Edited April 21, 2011 by usfighter15  

[FreewayofFlight 41]

Granted, but it shorts out, causing you to be revealed in compromising locations.

I wish the world was at peace.

[Ceafus 88 1,794]

Granted, But The World Ends 2 Minutes Later

I Wish For A 200 Dollar Hamburger

  Edited April 21, 2011 by Frex_Ceafus  

[Mithrik 562]

Granted, but you have to buy it.

I wish for a watergun.

[airman15 4,111]

Granted, but you get arrested because the water shot fast enough to kill someone.

I wish i can punch any politician in the face.

[Tropic Storm 15]

Granted. You're sued.

I wish I had a TV show.

[Mithrik 562]

Granted, but it gets cancelled after the first episode.

I wish a cookie for the one that corrupts this wish.

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Granted, but it's full of poison

I wish I could do time-travel

[airman15 4,111]

granted, but you create a time-travel paradox, thus ripping the space-time continuum erasing everything in existence.

I wish I am the mayor of New York City

[wwetom1 831]

Granted, however you do a terrible job, and you are replaced the next day.

I wish name was Herbert.

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Granted, but people tease you about it too much you change it back

I wish to own a hybrid car

[airman15 4,111]

Granted, but then you get pancaked between two 18 wheelers when you first take it out to the highway.

I wish I can breathe underwater.

[9988 428]

Granted, but you will be chopped by ship turbine.

I wish I could live in 22.th century.

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Granted, but your time machine screws up, so you can't go back.

I wish I can own my own airplane

[airman15 4,111]

Granted, but then you get shot down by a fighter after flying into restricted airspace.

I wish I can salvage the RMS Titanic

[MandelSoft 2,769]

Granted! But the ship that salvages the Titanic gets hit by an iceberg and sinks too...

I wish I had a Portal-gun

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Granted, but it jams and breaks, and never works.

I wish to own a Honda Prius

[WiseMan95 9]

Granted, but you get into an accident. I wish for cities that didn't have any crime

[airman15 4,111]

Granted, but then your enemy armies invade your city and kill many people.

I wish America is the most respected country in the world.

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Granted, but the country collaspes immediatly after, and no longer exists

I wish there was no war in this world.

[9988 428]

Granted, but the world will not exist at all.

I wish to own personal huge airplane.

[airman15 4,111]

Granted, but the wings fall off when you hit 15,000 ft, causing you to crash into a mountain.

I wish I had a yacht made out of an old-fashioned tugboat.

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Granted, but it sinks easily

I wish that I could have an ipod or mp3 player for my birthday

[JeeKTan 4]

Granted, but it is broken.

I wish for a tank and a RPG.

  Edited April 27, 2011 by JeeKTan  

[airman15 4,111]

Granted, then you get shot up by an A-10 Thunderbolt first time driving it.

I wish I can teleport to anywhere on earth.

[9988 428]

Granted, but when you will first teleport, you will be stuck there, unable to move.

I wish I had ST reputation of 200.