Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[Compdude787 916]

Granted, but then things in America get really bad.

 

I wish I could go back in time and meet Ronald Reagan.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

As everyone knows, there is no time machine.

 

No exams please ...

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but now you don't have any grades and nobody will hire you.

 

I wish I could eat anything I wanted to and remain healthy.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you become addicted to grass, and must eat it whenever you see it.

I wish I was a bodiless entity.

[tonyr 926]

Granted,R.I.P. my friend.

 

I wish holidays weren't so paganistic and commercialized.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

They are, deal with it 

 

I wish for some mor food, that was just awesome!

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted and you got so obese that you can't even walk.

 

I wish for sunny days! 

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but you are shut-up inside your room and can only peer out the window.

 

I wish winter was over.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Impossible since it has just started

 

I wish for some spare time.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

Granted, but you don't know what to do with it.

I wish for my friend to find a job.

[tonyr 926]

Granted,but where will you work now that your friend has replaced you.

 

I wish I could save 20% of my income in 2015.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Granted but you're Obama 

 

I wish Tony became Obama

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but he got booted out of office.

 

I wish I could have a bowl of ice cream right now.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but

you got so obese that you can't even walk.

I wish people could get along.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

But quoting is not allowed

 

I wish quoting was allowed.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but you were misquoted and it became a big stink.

 

I wish I could just lounge around all day today

[JP Schriefer 5,591]

Granted, but then you just lounge so much you forget you have to go to work and get fired.

 

I wish I could have a NASA computer right now.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

So have fun on the way to ISS

 

I wish for more Chop Suey

[tonyr 926]

Granted,now your "suey" gets chopped.

 

I wish for love in 2015.

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted and you also got the pain.

 

I wish for happiness for everybody. 

 

OMG. tonyr has 3k posts? Now that is posting too much! @Stitches

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Opposite Day?

 

I wish for Opposite Day

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but now you are in an infinite loop of opposites.

 

I wish for a good night's rest tonight.

[LivingInThePast 364]

You'll be in that coma for months.

 

I want my entire family to be here for Christmas.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Why don't you simply visit them?

 

I wish for some statements starting with "granted"

[JP Schriefer 5,591]

But unfortunately I started the sentence with "but".

 

I wish for piece in the world.

[unnamed 174]

Your wish is granted, Simtropolis is now filled with pop up ads,coupons, and self advertising song writers

 

I wish for a modern skyscraper to be built in LA. 

[Ganaram Inukshuk 906]

Granted; it's a trillion miles tall and now the solar system orbits around it. We're also out of iron in the world, so we had to mine out the asteroid belt, the rocky planets, and the 239569 nearest solar systems.

Wish know I what happen if have English no verb conjugation and word order of VSO.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Sinc I have no Idea what you wish for this will never be granted

 

I wish I had an idea.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, unfortunately it's not a very good idea.

 

I wish to see the sun again.

[RipRap 4,400]

Granted, but you'll burn due to the heat.

I wish for a vaccine for every disease.