Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Why would you do that -.-'

 

I wish I had enough money for my study (I really wish I had D: )

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted but you never finished your studies.

 

I wish I have a crown full of precious jewels. 

[tonyr 926]

Granted,but Bernie Madoff with it!

 

I wish I had ten million dollars!

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

¥

 

I wish D:

[RipRap 4,400]

You are stuck in "D:" forever.

 

I wish for the blood moon to happen again.

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted but you have to wait for eternity.

 

I wish I was in Japan right now. 

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but you get trapped in a sumo wrestling match. 

 

I wish I could travel to Paris. 

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Yes, Paris in Texas.

 

I wish to be in Paris, Texas right now!

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but the stereotypical gun wielding Texan is after you.

I wish people around here were better drivers.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but now your driving is so bad compared to others, that the cops are stopping you all the time.

 

I wish I could afford a new car.

[JulioC 2,581]

You can, but it stops working in the first day of use

I wish to buy EA

[tonyr 926]

I wish you could buy EA. 

 

I wish I owned a top of the line BMW!

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you don't have the money to maintain it.

 

I wish I knew the future.

[Prophet42 1,503]

You do know the future, but unfortunately it looks like your past.

 

I wish I could start up a farm.

[tonyr 926]

Yes,but who buys worms any more?

 

I wish I owned a mega mansion.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

But Luigi's Mansion D:

 

Luigi's Mansion D:

[Prophet42 1,503]

But you got caught in a trap.

 

I wish I could get rid of all the weeds in my yard.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but they will get their revenge...

 

I wish I could leave the house.

[AidanA28 17]

Granted, but when you walk outside your house, spacetime collapses.

 

I wish someone could define spacetime.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Done, but by doing so, it can no longer measured and time stops.

 

I wish I had a TARDIS.

[AidanA28 17]

Granted, but you are not in company of a time lord who can control it.

 

I wish I wished for wishing to wish in order to wish a wash.

[jmsepe 2,039]

Wish granted and you got confused.

 

I wish for world peace. 

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you live in complete and utter poverty.

 

I wish the economy in Atlantic City was better.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but gambling is outlawed.

 

I wish I never had to go to the doctor again.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Granted, you could do that actually, but I guess you should rethink this after at least 5 years. 

 

I wish my internet would never get lost again 

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you get 5 million pop up ads every second.

I wish I lived Ina replica of the White House (residence of the American president)

[RipRap 4,400]

Granted, but everything's made out of cardboard (even the food)

I wish I have a better computer.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Toothless doesn't have better computer powes -.- 

I wish for the Alpha

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted and you immediately met the omega.

 

I wish for enlightenment. 

[AidanA28 17]

granted, but every action has an equal and opposite reaction, so you are instantly hit with horrible and confusing thoughts as well.

 

I wish that everyone around me was stupid. (lol jk. don't need to wish that. Again, kidding.)