Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[Prophet42 1,503]

Of course you can have a Toothless Stitch.  However it crashed and burned.

 

I wish I could travel to Mars.

[jmsepe 2,039]

Yep and it crashed midway through the journey.

 

I wish I was in a different universe.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but a universe in which only you exist, so you are eternally bound to float in nothing.

I wish I (this is a long one) was the only person in a world identical to ours where all doors are unlocked, trains and planes move automatically, nothing changes or decays, I never age, I cannot be harmed or injured, and this lasts for 3000 years.

But seriously though, I wish that did happen.

[KonstantinII 1,106]

Granted, but you eventually get boring.

 

I wish someone would make a post in the "Picture War" forum game thread.

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted but the thread was deleted after the post.

 

I wish I could have faster internet. 

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Speed Limit 

 

I wish I will get my dream job

[AidanA28 17]

Granted, but in a alternative universe, your dream job is to be a cow counter serving the king KonnCi. When you get your dream job in this universe, the alternate you is forced to do the same job, and vice versa. Since there is no possible way to make both of you happy, the middle-ages king of KonnCi kills the alternate you, and by default, you vaporize

 

I wish someone could corrupt this wish using the same space-time logic I used, and use it according to the multiverse theory of astrophysics..

[Prophet42 1,503]

Your wish is granted, expect you are in an alternate universe were everybody is stupid and don't even know what a theory is.

 

I wish I would invent warp drive and be able to trounce around the galaxy.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but when you return to Earth, the year is 5899 and you're in a Life After People scenario.  

 

I wish the Orioles win the World Series.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

They do, but they never win anything ever again. 

 

I wish that I could stop procrastinating. 

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted and you died. 

 

I wish I would turn into a vampire. 

[RipRap 4,400]

Granted, but I also brought the sun and garlic with me.

I wish to have a pony! (Now that's a LOL)

[AidanA28 17]

Granted,yet the pony turns into a alicorn (Pegasus-unicorn for people without knowledge of mythology involving horses. I live with a horse nut). This obviously has it's upsides, until it decides to go into the Tropopause layer of the atmosphere. Thanks to the simple fact that this creature already defies science, it can reach these heights and not require oxygen, even though that is not a standered part of the myth. You, on the other hand, feint instantly and fall roughly 10-12 kilometers to the surface. Yet, it is not the contact with ground that kills you. The oxygen around you is displaced, and the fall is so long that you exceed 3 minutes of no breathing, ergo you die. Also, the air friction that took place damaged your body greatly.

 

I wish that I could wish to wish for a wish. I don't even fully understand that!

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Granted but Wishception.

 

Having a dragon to ride and fly around wiht would be awesome, wouldn't it? I guess that's one of my wishes

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but the Dragon eats you shortly after your first fight. 

 

I wish for this school year to be over already. 

[Prophet42 1,503]

The wish is granted.  However, the next school year is never ending.

 

I wish I was 10 years younger.

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted but you in a parallel universe.

 

I wish I was born in a different country.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, and that's North Korea.

I wish I was invisible.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but you will cease to exist within a day. 

 

I wish I could travel more.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, however all your travels are now at the south pole.

 

I wish I could travel to every continent.

[RipRap 4,400]

Granted, but you are forced to beg for food on every country.

I wish public transportation is much better here...

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but no one can use it. 

 

I wish I had my full drivers licence. 

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

You ripped it ...

 

I'm very satisfied with how it is right now

[Prophet42 1,503]

Things aren't really going that great because that really wasn't a wish.

 

I wish it was summer again.

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted but it was raining all summer through to typhoons/hurricanes. 

 

I wish I could live more than 100 years.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but you become immortal and keep on living as those close to you pass away. 

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

No just no

 

No wish today!

[jmsepe 2,039]

But then you just wished! 

 

I wish to be born in the 1900s. 

[tonyr 926]

Granted,but the powers that be committed you to an arranged marriage a year ago. You must comply!

 

I wish I could meet my life long partner.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but that's not someone you want to be around...

I wish I could live the same day over and over again.