Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[Titanicbuff 1,262]

granted- but you got caught.

I wish for a yacht

[The Avatar 1,089]

Granted, but it sinks with you on it.

 

I wish it wasn't so humid outside.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

You want it dry?

 

I wish summer would act like summers should actually do!

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, hurricanes included.

 

I wish it wasn't 95 degrees at the game I was at today.

[The Avatar 1,089]

Granted, it was 1,400 degrees Fahrenheit instead - the temperature at which human flesh ignites.

 

I wish summer break lasted longer.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but you forgot everything you learned and you failed your after summer break test at school.

 

I wish teenage girls love The Beatles or any classic rock band instead of Justin Bieber or any pop/rap artist.

[The Pennsylvania Turnpike 252]

Granted, but Justine Bieber will get revenge

 

I wish i had a bowl of Lucky Charms

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Not granted! D:

 

I wish I would be able to travel more!

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but you can never go home again.

 

I wish I was more motivated to exercise properly.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but you suffer a heart attack due to overexercise and you die.

I wish I had tapetum lucidum so I could see in the dark.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

NO! 

 

I wish I people wouldn't be that selfish.

[nataniels3 61]

Granted, they are so selfless that they take your internal organs and give them to people who need them.

I wish someone would plus 1 skyscraper tower building's post.

[Cyclone Boom 17,031]

Granted...
 

NO!

I wish I people wouldn't be that selfish.

+1
 

But not using the actual  button.

 
 
I wish the local trains were always on time.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but there is a risk they will run on the station and run you over.

I wish I had a better recording system for doing my let's play of Ocarina of Time.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but it doesn't change the fact that your voice is akin to nails on a chalkboard.

 

I wish Mr Saturn64's voice wasn't something akin to nails on a chalkboard.

[jason leo 485]

Granted, but now he can't say anything and you will be imprisoned for causing that.

 

I wish I could corrupt more and more wishes.

[airman15 4,113]

Granted, but then anything else you wish for is corrupted too.

 

I wish I was a Senator.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but...... That's already bad enou.

I wish for a CJ

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but you have the Vanilla version the game and it receives bad reviews.

I wish I had an internet connection with speeds of 1GBPs.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but the 'G' stands for 'gerbils.'

 

I wish for an easy way to make the decision we're currently facing.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Granted but sorry, there is none.

 

I wish I could make it through the hard time we are currently having (this is prettty similar to what Spidey wishes for)

[nataniels3 61]

Granted, you reach the soft times (which are just as bad).

I wish they would invent  a good quantum computer that didn't quantumlly decohere easily. 

[The Avatar 1,089]

Granted, but you need a dictionary to understand it... and then your brain blows up.

 

I wish I could use a GIF as an avatar.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but no more .jpg images

I wish people would stop chaning their usernames/avatars

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Not granted, because of misspelling "changing".

 

I wish I had a Bugatti Veyron.

[airman15 4,113]

Granted, but the steering fails and you end up driving into a lake.

 

I wish I am immune to heat.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but when the temperature drops below 90F, you freeze solid, and birds poop on you because you're like a statue.

 

I wish I had tortilla chips.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but you end up going to the hospital due to overdose of cholesterol!

 

I wish I were a pony.

[airman15 4,113]

Granted, but then they haul you off to the most annoying circus around

 

I wish I can shape-shift.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you will be stuck in the form of a baby walrus,

I wish people from the old forum games came back.