Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but it doesn't work as a computer

 

I wish for an animated Mr Saturn avatar

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted, but it turns evil and kills you.

 

I wish for a meteorite.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but it blows up the moment you pick it up.

 

I wish I had a pet pony.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

Granted, but it kinda sucks.

I wish for the new season of Breaking Bad to come out.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted.  They reform and move to Sesame Street to hang out with Big Bird and those guys.

 

I wish it was about 10F cooler.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted, but it then becomes even cooler as a new ice age settles upon the world.

 

I wish moving apartments was easier.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Granted, but you're standing still!

I wish I wouldn't take stuff so serious!

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but you end up dying of laughter.  Hell of a way to go, really.

 

I wish I had more ice cream.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you gain a hell of a lot of weight.

 

I wish I didn't make so many stupid typos.

[Gannet 34]

Granted but now the robot does it all for you.

 

I wish for an ice cream cone.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but it turns soggy the moment you scoop ice cream into it.

 

I wish I had a tablet with:

Intel Core i7 3770

12GB RAM

1TB HDD.

500GB SSD

NVIDIA GeForce GTX Titan

Windows 8 (it's a tablet, duh! )

 

for free.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

You forgot the cooling fans!

I wish for a potato.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but it only takes fuzzy pictures.

 

I wish for ONE MILLION DOLLARS!  MWAHAHAHAHA!

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but your mansion gets foreclosed.

I wish the economy was better.

[airman15 4,112]

Granted, but now you are homeless and in debt up to your eyeballs..

 

I wish I had bars of pure gold..

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but it turns out to be fake, even though it looks pure.

 

I wish I had compound eyes.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

But blur!

Speaking of, Blur tickets.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but they only play new stuff off their crappy new album of slow love ballads.

 

I wish for a laser.

[Sloonei 25]

Granted, but the laser will only work every ten years when the harvest moon rises.

 

I wish for a pet rock

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but Rarity steals it and names it Tom.

 

I wish I had potato chips without harmful ingredients.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but they taste like paper.

 

I wish for year-round harvest moon.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but it effects the tide so that it it causes weekly mega-tsunamis

I wish for a 1,000 foot skyscraper in Philadelphia (I got really pissed when the American Commerce Center was cancelled)

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

Granted, but it ruins the skyline.

I wish for a holiday to New Zealand.

[Sloonei 25]

Granted, but your stuck there during a monsoon the entire time.

 

I wish for a better ending to the show "Lost"

[The Pennsylvania Turnpike 252]

Granted but you are the only person who likes it and the show is blasted by critics

 

I wish Allentown had more skyscrapers than the One we have now

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but an earthquake strikes and they all collapse simultaneously.

I wish I had soup.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but standing in the Soup Nazi's line, you make a mistake and just before you can pay and get your soup, NO SOUP FOR YOU.

 

I wish I never forget to make a wish.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

Granted, but you realise how bad the wishes are.

I wish for a cup of chai.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but it taste so horrible you spit it out on someone's face.

I wish my eyes could glow in the dark.

[Cpt Johnny 58]

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