Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but the gameplay is terrible and has the added bonus of turning your computer into a potato.

I wish Justin Verlander was pitching more awesomely this year.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but he gives up 30 home runs in a row in the 9th inning.

 

I wish my eyes were a 1920x1080 monitor.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you become a stationary computer.

I wish the 2- post rule didn't exist.

[Sloonei 25]

Granted, but the new four post rule is set in place to prevent any over posting.

 

I wish for the new PS4

[The Pennsylvania Turnpike 252]

Granted but Microsoft hacks it and infects it with DRM

 

I wish i had all the hats in TF2

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but they are stolen in the middle of the night.

I wish it was 6:30 not 8:30 right now.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but it displays as 8:30PM instead of 6:30AM.

I wish I had buffalo wings today.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

Granted, but they're waaaaaaay too spicy.

I wish I could re-eat that sandwich.

[Durfsurn 539]

Granted but it tastes of tar.

 

I wish I could be less lazy.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but things don't improve much.

I wish I was asleep already.

[Sloonei 25]

Granted, but you wake up 10 minutes later to the sound of your next door neighbor playing the drums for the rest of the night.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

No wish, you must have an awesome life

 

I wish I would have had the chance to visit the Berliner Fernsehturm.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but you die when it collapses during an earthquake.

I wish Simtropolis had better emoticons, probably based on SC4Devotion's emoticons.

[Durfsurn 539]

Granted but you can't use them!

 

I wish EA were cool

[Cpt Johnny 58]

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[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but you freeze the moment your body temperature hits 20 degrees C.

I wish genies were real.

[Durfsurn 539]

Granted but they don't grant wishes unlike me!

 

I wish for a pony!

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but it takes ovr your house.

 

I wish fr my CJ to be succesful.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but it gets overshadowed by the next issue of Schulmania and never gets visited again.

 

I wish I had similar eyes to the one on my avatar.

[Cpt Johnny 58]

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[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Granted, but how are "them"

 

I wish for peace on earth, isn't that exemplary?

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

Granted, but you lose the Miss Universe competition.

I wish for this soy chai to have foam.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but it ruins the taste.

 

I wish for a medicine that cures all diseases, including cancer.

[Cpt Johnny 58]

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[Durfsurn 539]

Granted but you get revived and live 6 years with terminal heart cancer

 

I wish for a cleaner earth

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but our technology goes back to the ancient times.

 

I wish I had could travel between universes.

[Terring 6,476]

Granted, but you stuck in a universe that you can't get out of there.

I wish I had a chocolate

[Cpt Johnny 58]

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[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but you get a warning post.

I wish I had a filly Twilight Sparkle. D'aaawwww...

[Durfsurn 539]

Is that a pony? If so can I deny your wish?

 

I wish for a new graphics card