simmars-forum-threads News Ticker Brainstorming....

[durcsaw 4]

Internet is brought to Mars. Colonist spend all day on Simtropolis forums.

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Maxis finaly releases Sim Mars. Bit to late for that isn't it, anounces Simtropolis forum.

scientist confront counting sheep. say that it leads to excess bed lint.

[Dolfan348488 0]

Ok, durcsaw, man, dude, come on.  Stop posting multiply times about the same thing!!!! https://community.simtropolis.com/assets/emoticons/7.gif>  Just edit your previous post.  This is basically spamming, and you've already been told once!!

[durcsaw 4]

Simtropolis Bunny seen breaking into harvesting dome. Will Hassan feffer be the main dish at this years thanks giving diner.

 

Happy Thanks Giving, August 5th.

 

 

 

 

Mar's could have Thanks Giving on a different day.

 

 

SORRY! I didn't see the edit button!

 

 

New dance craze hit the teen scene, Simtropolis Trot.

[gozman99 0]

Dolfan, that was truly beautiful, you're better than what's his name... he doesn't matter anymore.

 

DOLFAN RULES, DOLFAN FOR GOVERNOR OF THE NEWS TICKER!

[durcsaw 4]

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gozman wrote:

Dolfan, that was truly beautiful, you're better than what's his name... he doesn't matter anymore.

 

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Mind your own business Gozman. Do you have the domino's dots to stand up to me!

[orishavit 1]

'Martian celery growing in gas-convering chips common cause of failures.'
'Marvin the wonder Martian recives honorary degree; broomstick tingeling he says.'
'Genetic connection found between Earth llamas and llamas from Mars'
'[Mayor name] wife escapes with Fluffy the wonder cat to Pluto'
'[City Name] judjes disscus if Human-Matrian marriage should be allowed'

[orishavit 1]

'Bill gates visits [City name]; police forces already stopped two riots'
'Maxis releases the 12th expansion pack for The Sims.'
'Marvin the wonder Martian says: Click Ctrl+/ to turn off help text.'
After placing space port: 'Martians say:Now we can see what is that small blue planet.'

Do you want news for certain states (lots of garbage, low mayor rating, bad health...) or just the ones that doesn't do anything?

[Kevin 101]

-Sims Wonder: Does my long distance provider cover calls to Earth?
-Can you hear me now? First Cellular Service comes to Mars.
-Doctor finds cure to Earth to Mars jet lag.
-Civilization on Mars poses new problem for Santa.

[hello_SC4 1]

- Strange vehicle found in the desert a few miles from I-87. Authorities report it has a picture with stars and stripes on it. Who were these aliens?

 

orishavit, pelase don't double post. There's an edit button.

[the_new_simman 5]

Here's a few ideas: A shuttle has just launched from Earth, and will be arriving shorly or
The Space and Exploration Department has spoted a a strange Llama civilization.
These Llamas might be getting taught by so called Red Martians

These are just a few idea that I had. They are kind of stupid but, ohh well.

[The Terminator 0]

local heavy metal band the messengers of sim hell claim mars will be destroyed by leprecauns in the year 2768. 

 

mayor replies these disgrunteld poastal employe cult-members say alot of things but if we do spot leprucauns they will will most likley eat all of us and spare one person like in that movie aliean

 

sims in disgust over mayors stupid mindless comments

 

mayor and local heavy metal band sent to mental instution

 

bob says: one one one three, no thats not right

 

in memory of spongebob squarepants 1973-2050 

 

weird al yancovich vs. howerd stern live tonight at the siimmars areana

 

kids t.v. hero barney has died today from multiple lasergun wounds

 

bob says:i got mail YAY!!

 

eienstien says: E=MC circeld

 

https://community.simtropolis.com/assets/emoticons/1.gif>:do what i say or um.. i dont know eat mc donalds

 

if the world needs a happy meal dont call me

   -ronald mc donald

 

[Dolfan348488 0]

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On 3/8/2004 12:40:08 AM gozman99 wrote:

Dolfan, that was truly beautiful, you're better than what's his name... he doesn't matter anymore.

 

DOLFAN RULES, DOLFAN FOR GOVERNOR OF THE NEWS TICKER!

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[the_new_simman 5]

Here are some more ideas that some advisors would say. I will sort these by name of advisor. Okay.

 

Transportation Advisor

1. Teleportation travel is overloading. Please consitier building another Teleportation Service Center

2. Traffic on this air highway is congested I suggest you build a air Clover Leaf.

 

City Planning Advisor

1. You need to Zone more High tech Residental

2. People board out of their wits. You need to build a Martian Zoo. (New Name for the Zoo)

 

Safety Advisor

1. Oxygen Tank has burst. Please send out a Oxy Truck   (Changed name from Fire Truck to Oxy Truck)

2. Dust Storm about to Hit.

 

I hope you liked my ideas.

[Vlad788 13]

Here are some News Tickers I've Brainstormed.

 

1. Traffic accidents reported throughout the Martian Turnpike, A local martian says: Just another Day in Mars

 

2. Local Sim Enjoys basking in -4000 Degree weather.

 

Education / Health Advisor Messages

 

We must provide these Martian Sims with at least an ounce of education or else the Earthlian Sims will take over due to the lack of mental recall in which us Martians are currently going through.

 

3. A martian sim sees the movie Total Recall and says, I thought that movie took place on Earth.

 

4. First Mars, what's next? Deimos?

 

5. Off the charts, (City Name) population skyrockets to 500000 martians, Martians may feel insecure and feel they must visit Earth.

 

I know these aren't as great, but they came through my mind.

 

-Vlad

[SimMaster 17]

Sims enjoy the stay at Mars, but little do they know, Earth has been completely destroyed.

[Pooty 228]

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On 3/8/2004 8:08:25 PM the_new_simman wrote:

Here are some more ideas that some advisors would say. I will sort these by name of advisor. Okay.

 

Safety Advisor

1. 'Oxygen Tank has burst. Please send out a Oxy Truck'   (Changed name from Fire Truck to Oxy Truck)

2. 'Dust Storm about to Hit.'

 

I hope you liked my ideas.

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I really like the oxygen tank burst disaster. That would be awesome if we could remodel the fire trucks too! Oh man, I cant wait!!!https://community.simtropolis.com/assets/emoticons/24.gif>https://community.simtropolis.com/assets/emoticons/24.gif>

[the_new_simman 5]

I can not wait either!https://community.simtropolis.com/assets/emoticons/21.gif>

[vidioman 21]

Lines form to the left and right, and vertically, at the new Bureau of Martianocracy

 

-Demo=people, Cracy=rule. Martian=Martian, so Martianocracy=Martians Rule!

(it's Greek)

 

-vid

[Llama_Sim 0]

Here's an idea for when you build a new convention center:

New Convention Center opens with city-wide antique expo. Windows XP Computers, Cable Telivisions and Palm Pilots fill the hall with ancient wonders!


Or for the Opera House:

New Performing Arts Venue shows off local and foreign talent, with a violin/quazzarphone duet at the grand opening.


Just some ideas...

[rahommer 0]

Martian grammy awards presented...best song is Phobos River...best new artist is Mars, Wind, and Fire...

[vidioman 21]

Fluffy the wonder cat eaten by martians. Dr Vu exacts his revenge.

 

I have no idea how Fluffy and Dr. Vu are related (maybe he owns Fluffy?) But it is kinda finny!

 

-How aboot Scaly the wonder Martian?

-vid

[durcsaw 4]

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On 3/9/2004 8:41:45 AM vidioman wrote:

Fluffy the wonder cat eaten by martians. Dr Vu exacts his revenge.

 

I have no idea how Fluffy and Dr. Vu are related (maybe he owns Fluffy?) But it is kinda finny!

 

-How aboot 'Scaly the wonder Martian?

-vid'

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I think the new doctor Vu should be Dr. Vu's great, great, grand son/DUAGTER

[durcsaw 4]

Spacey Spaced-out wins Mars' Triple, Breasted, Babes competition. Judges  dazed, and spacey's shaken.

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Hair brush found to be intelligent by Sim Mars science expert people institute, located in B wing

[orishavit 1]

'Dr. Vu the 3rd finds his true love on Mars: Dr. Su'
'Research shows that celery is more healthy than brocoli; Brocoli Inc. stocks drop.'
'Llama wins local spelling bee'
'Bee wins local spelling llama'
'Broomsticks suggested as new Martian currency'
'Time traveling technology invented; scientist predict large income from time-tourism'
'Scientist discovered an ancient Intel Pentium 15'
'[City] citizens puzzled with the term Glue Factory.'
'[Mayor]'s wife surfes in Marstralia, handlers reveal'

[Llama_Sim 0]

BTW,

I recall a SimMars industry building in SC3000. Does anyone else remember that building?

[The_Hooloovoo 0]

Purple People eater sighted, purple citizens of <cityname> on the lookout

Global warming fanatics relocated to mental hospital

Child playing in sandbox finds fossil of martian rover asks mother Can i keep him?

Glitch in artificial gravity causes <50% of population> embarassing situations when skirts suffer from dramatic uplifting

lunar tour dissapears in sandstorm, 13 lost, then found

New anti-gravity matresses fell like sleeping on air!

car hijacked near local pet store, 13 rabbits pending questioning

User suddently looks to his left for no apparent reason

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[GouRou 2]

ahhh, this thread is quite amusing.. dont stop now!

[the_new_simman 5]

I am not sure if you can change the name from a Fire Truck to a Oxy Truck or something like that but here is a few things I would change the names of. Note: I am not saying to add new vehicles, I am saying to change the names of the original ones like below.

 

Emergency Vehicles

 

1. Fire Truck - Oxy Truck (A Oxy Truck would be dispatched if a oxygen tank were to burst)

Important Note: Oxygen Tank Burst Disaster is the same thing as a Fire Disaster 

 

2. Police Car - Rover Squad (Rover Squad would do the same thing a Police Car would do in the Regular SC4)

 

3. Fire Plane - Oxy Plane (A Oxy Plane would be dispatched if a oxygen tank were to burst)  https://community.simtropolis.com/assets/emoticons/22.gif>

 

4. Ambulance- Marsbulance (It would do the exact same thing as as a regular Ambulance, except it would be able to rescue Marcians)

 

IDEA: Maybe we can change the skins of all the Emergency Vehicles to look like Mars Style?

[superjaberwocky 1]

Scientists discover red soil to be composed of pure cayenne pepper. Spicy food enthusiasts rejoice.
Red dust reminds sims of going to the beach, study says, it just gets into everything.
Pink sunset at night, sailor's delight...wait a minute, it's always pink...
Mars officially claims 'Windy City' title from Chicago. Midwesterners appeal to the president.
Martian baseball team leads Majors in home runs. Team manager denies that the gravitational pull is 'juiced.'
Face observed on Martian surface turns out to be litter.
Sales of oxygen tanks rise 2.3% in April. Spacesuits sale decline moderately in heavy trading.
Sims are warned once again not to remove space helmets in unpressurized environments.
Union Strikes! Demands more pay or oxygen, terms negotiable.
Police Disaster! Errant bullet punctures pressure dome! Mayor pressured to outlaw handguns.
Try new Soylent Green, a nutritious blend of naturally processed ingredients. At roughly half the cost of hydroponic food, it's a no brainer! Try Soylent Green today!
Do you want a dream vacation? Total Recall Inc. offers the memory implantation of your choice. Call 555-MARS for more details.
Martian Sims decry 'Bringer of War' image. 'We mean no harm.'

[vidioman 21]

Scientists Remind MartiansThat the Polar Caps are Made of Carbon Dioxide

 

-not sure if it is CO2, but I'm really sure it isn't water!