simmars-forum-threads News Ticker Brainstorming....

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Sim Mars 2 source code stolen. Release date pushed back 6 months.

Early screenshots of SimMars show rivers. Forum-goers baffled.

Insert something about firing a proton torpedo into the exhaust port of some building here.

Insert announcement about STEAM here

Insert something about Doom series/UAC here/portal to hell found on mars here

Llama jokes absent from Sim City 4. Sim Mayors baffled

72% of all SC4 addons found to be get-rich-quick cheats

Lauch arcos finally built on earth. No one on mars cares, since they have had similar buildings since they landed on mthe planet.

After 3 millenia, contact with eatrh finally restored. Earth found to have elected Fluffy the Wonder Cat as president. Llamas have sued for election fraud.

Bored modder becomes 600th person to replace all nouns in SimMars with 'Marklar'. No one laughs.

Mars-born humans fly spacecraft to earth, take golf clubs

Marklar found to be most popular unisex name for mars-born babies, [game year] survey shows

[AndisArt 2,068]

Replacing the MAXIS news ticker items is fun!

We're talking about the short one-liners, usually jokes.

Here's your chance to put your words into the next beta! 

Get creative  

For reference here's a link to the original MAXIS news messages.

You can change those or create something completely new, and it doesnt have to be jokes only.

[Terring 6,476]

Spotted Martian spotted.

Girl in red suit found in [CN]. "Oops!... I did it again" she said.

"If Mars is red, why colonists should be green?" local colonist wonders.

Don't miss Earth-Mars football match tomorrow.

Here comes Deimos (and Phobos sometimes).

"War of the Worlds" premier tonight. "It need more pirates" some said.

New particle founded! It called "Particle of Beer"

Fluffy the wonder cat says, "Welcome to Mars, resistance is futile!"

Spore 42 finally in stores.

Sims 50 finally in stores.

Space probe finds that rock and roll originated on Saturn.

Llamas on Olympus Mons?

[AdmiralCrunch 11]

Genetically modified broccoli specimen develops self-awareness

Aliens spotted near Olympus Mons later discovered to be teenage pranksters

Martian soil becomes popular food garnish on Earth, Martians baffled

Llamas found to be excellent pack animals

Enterprising man builds nightclub on Phobos: "Party in near-zero g!"

Retro electronic tattoos are all the rage among teenagers

 

[Evillions 552]

Here's something...

World largest rock at display in [CN].

WE'RE BORG!

WE'RE FUTILE!!!

[Terring 6,476]

Spirit and Opportunity rovers are finally found. "They just had a romantic date" scientists said.

"Where is my brother?" Viking 1 wonders.

A monolith found on Deimos. "Need an evolutionary uplift? Just touch me" it said.

Marvin the Martian says "Come to Mars, we have cookies"

"Earth will be so close to Mars that it'll look like a Martian moon" hoax says. Don't believe it.

Red the favorite color of colonists. Nobody knows why.

Happy 1/2 year! (This could replace the original "Happy new year!")

[AndisArt 2,068]

lol

good entries!

bring on more

[AndisArt 2,068]

I've been busy!

Here are mine:

Incoming number of Twitter tweets from Earth to #City# a new record

Wall-E denying any family connections to Johnny Nr. 5

Google now knows more than there is to know

Colonists celebrate Mars day

Hover cars proclaim wheel cars obsolete; "tyres are dead"

Wall-E The Robot finally on sale 145 years after first conceptualisation

New cruising ship routes to Titan opened

Apple introducing iHouse, fully automated living

Plants say life on Mars "not too bad", after initial concerns

Terraforming to enter second phase within next 50 years, scientist says

Meteor diving the new trend sport

Magnetosphere in good mood, "Haven't been that great in aeons". Expresses gratitude for colonisation

Doctors discover colonists growing larger due to lower gravity

Wall-E left bewildered after seeing classic Pixar film

SimCity 21 released today

Wall-E arrested at rights-for-robots march

Phobos number One holiday destination this year

Five llamas charged in daring space race

Wing commander says meteroid diving becoming security issue for pilots

iRobot vs. Wall-E, who will win the consumers over?

Mars solar day's extra 39 minutes to be auctioned off

Spacecraft says aero-braking no fun in Mars atmosphere

Sonic Showers the new thing in local homes

Cydonians angered by human colonists; "We were first"

Mars face seen frowning at passer-by

Colonists happy with fake meat products. "Can't taste the difference" the common stance

Facebook finally opening doors to Mars. Red planet follows Moon.

Intelligent alien species thought to exist in Beta Zoid system

Three kinds of local Mars bacteria can speak rudimentary English after listening in to #city#'s colonists; accents "red-bacish"

Wall-E spotted with newspaper and cappuccino at trendy eatery

Recent reports show Mars face more chatty than ever

Lichen thrilled to be on Mars, "I'm soo over Earth"

Photon On Ice the new hit in nightclubs across #City#

#City# woman can tell future by reading micro cracks in space ship hull

Plastic would make perfect space food if it tasted better and had nutrients

Astronaut says Mars landing was real. Go figure!

Red the new black? Fashion week in Martian tones

Extreme Gravity Racing to hold championship in Valles Marineris

Holographic Programming Society says people afraid of multidimensional ideas

Enraged computer user turns fiberglas cable into pasta dish. Patient in "glowing condition", doctor says.

New craze of wearing oxygen balloon masks sweeps #city#

Life a big joke, says scientist; "Force behind life out for a laugh"

First manned mission to Alpha Centauri System soon not just a dream anymore, researchers say.

#City# weather deemed boring; rain to be imported from Earth

Gravitational pull on Mars to be increased over weekend

Wall-E speaks: Feels useless in "oh-so-tidy" Mars colonies

Mp3 track played backwards reveals equation of life

Cahoona oil found to be better than gravy for Thanksgiving potatoes

Sim achieves Martian record in whistling at work; fellow workers homicidal

Terraformer fleet to arrive at Jupiter moon Europa within next week

Congratulations to #city# resident with solar system record for longest tongue

Nividium mineral discovered in asteroid belt

Subspace Holo Messages Command Sims To Try Energy Cells for Breakfast

More roasted argnu beef sandwiches eaten in #city# than elsewhere

Cucumber shaped like E.T. found in #city# greenhouse

Terraforming advancing on Venus. Temperature now only 180 degrees average

Wall-E The Robot tweets, "Use 'Control-/' To Turn Off Help Text!"

Llama-shaped spilled coffee grounds declared planetary treasure

Scientist says clones not allowed to clone themselves

[Terring 6,476]

Great job Andisart :-D

And there is a mod that replaces the garbage truck with Wall-E! This is really epic :-D

A copy of Empire State Building build on Mars; "Where is King Kong?"

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Locals construct "ancient" pyramid, tourists are attracted.

20th century Mars exploration robot finally found, taken to Mars Exploration Museum.

Gold and diamonds discovered in the hills around #city#.

University professor declares computer to be an intelligent silicon-based lifeform.

iBots develops new product.

Evidence shows that the ancient Romans landed on Mars more than 2,000 years ago.

Evaporating glaciers cause flash floods to wide out some low lying communities.

Locals build their houses out of packed sand.

People dress horses in equine oxygen suits to ride them outside.

Dust storm approaching #city#.