Queensferry ---> WINNING

[BuggUla 405]

 

 

Chapter 26: Clandestine

 

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Good ol' BuggUlabs, our favorite buggtacular facility for creating new and exciting stuff to unleash upon our friends, and even more exciting stuff to unleash upon our enemies! ALL HAIL VICTORY! We have been working on new and improved clandestine operations tactics and the lab has been essential in developing new weapons, espionage equipment and means to sabotage the enemy. Albeit, our first attempt at sabotage was not successful...

 

Apparently our enemy was so technologically behind us that they didn't have vehicles for our weapons to immobilize

 

Our drone squadron, composed of the "Aunt Bee" shown above, has been successful in burning down several enemy towns

 

 

ALL HAIL QUEENSFERRY!

 

But, our most successful lab creation has infiltrated Schulmania in a way they never suspected! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee! And we have some exciting plans for our special creations. As a matter of fact, some target practice has already been underway!

 

Practice makes perfect!

 

It's on like Donkey Kong!

Our secret agent, Neko Blaster,  is on the loose!

 

You might be wondering how we were able to infiltrate so effectively... Well, for one thing, we have a whole fleet of Neko Blasters being produced in several configurations at our factory in Toxi City. But we knew that sending these directly into enemy territory through the Warpath Satrapy would make them easy to detect by enemy forces. So, we chose a more indirect route. And the unwitting use of a third country and their trade agreements with the enemy made it super easy to get behind enemy lines. A few Neko Blasters were left behind in Port Matthew to conduct surveillance and also to selectively disrupt supply lines we don't like. Because if we don't like something then it's gotta go! All hail Buggula!

 

Our glorious production facility in Toxi City

 

Clever us! The Neko Blasters were shipped in containers to Port Matthew, ready to do their mission upon arrival. All hail Victory!

 

 

 

 

 

ALL HAIL VICTORY!

ALL HAIL QUEENSFERRY!

ALL HAIL BUGGULA!

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

They'll not succeed!  They'll find not but defeat at the hands of the Defenders and the Schulminion Military!

[Dazzyls 576]

In the name of the president David Fetterson of Flatlands, I say you have to stop immediately, otherwise war will begin also between us.

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[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

Redwolf intends to maintain strict neutrality with the hopes of reaching a peaceful resolution.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

We've been aiding and abetting Schulmania, so there's no neutrality here!

[emperordaniel 1,281]

All hail Schulmania! Death to all Buggs!

All hail the Supreme Wirdle! Death to all Buggs!

All hail feline victory! Death to all Buggs!

[InvaderNat 275]

Hehe, get em Neko. Show those felines who's boss!

[shadowomega123 4]

i like these latest pictures, exept for the bugs. i hate bugs but i know its the main point of the cj lol. good job!

[airman15 4,111]

i like these latest pictures, exept for the bugs. i hate bugs but i know its the main point of the cj lol. good job!

 

Just wait- We will crush those bugs like.. well.. bugs!

[sejr99999 8,343]

thank you   for an amusing story   I enjoyed seeing some great mediteranean buildings in use

[Dazzyls 576]

This is a beginning war...

And an ending war...

[airman15 4,111]

 

Stupid bugs- can't even bolt the wings on a plane correctly!

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Stupid Buggs? More like imbecilic Buggs!

[airman15 4,111]

And not to mention bad driving. I guess the brains of bugs were much smaller than we thought..

[Benedict 3,119]

You are number one on Ben's Top Ten! (You are loved!)

[BuggUla 405]

ALL HAIL VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

We are prepared to celebrate our victory with some nice new attacks! All hail Queensferry!

 

 

WE <3 U!  Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

[Dazzyls 576]

You won't attack Flatlands, will you? And if you do: I'll get all anti bugs spray I can find in a bomb and let it explode when you're attacking!

 

I'm sorry for Schulmanator. I think it would be horrible if someone makes a CJ about Serpentia and it becomes #1!

[airman15 4,111]

Queensferry stole the #1 spot from Schulmania?? This is blasphemy!!

[emperordaniel 1,281]

You are NOT loved!

[BuggUla 405]

As part of of victory celebration, new attack orders are being sent out this evening. It's time to start firing some of our new missiles!!!

 

General X. O. Skeletonne is flying over on a chartered jet with the plans, leaving right now from Geaux Potté International Buggport. Soon, our new launch base will be operational and will rain death from above!!!

 

Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee! The best #1 victory celebration ever! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

[airman15 4,111]

Not on my watch! I will not hesitate to hop into my jet and take you out myself, Bug!

[emperordaniel 1,281]

As part of of victory celebration, new attack orders are being sent out this evening. It's time to start firing some of our new missiles!!!

 

General X. O. Skeletonne is flying over on a chartered jet with the plans, leaving right now from Geaux Potté International Buggport. Soon, our new launch base will be operational and will rain death from above!!!

 

Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee! The best #1 victory celebration ever! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

 

Geaux Potte International Airport? "Go potty international airport"? 

 

Ew. Just... ew.

[BuggUla 405]

This is a beginning war...

And an ending war...

 

 

 

 

You are funny! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

 

We love humor! and we love you!! Come, join us for for seven layer "apple" cake and we'll get to know one another. Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

[airman15 4,111]

 

As part of of victory celebration, new attack orders are being sent out this evening. It's time to start firing some of our new missiles!!!

 

General X. O. Skeletonne is flying over on a chartered jet with the plans, leaving right now from Geaux Potté International Buggport. Soon, our new launch base will be operational and will rain death from above!!!

 

Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee! The best #1 victory celebration ever! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

 

Geaux Potte International Airport? "Go potty international airport"? 

 

Ew. Just... ew.

 

 

Shouldn't come as a surprise.. The airport already looks the part..

[Dazzyls 576]

 

This is a beginning war...

And an ending war...

 

 

 

 

You are funny! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

 

We love humor! and we love you!!

 

Thanks. I AM funny. And everybody loves me...

[BuggUla 405]

 

 

 

Chapter 27: All Hail Victory!

 

 

All hail victory! The world has acknowledged once again Queensferry as the unquestioned leader of all! All hail BuggUla! BuggUla, the divine leader of our glorious land, has led us to universal acclaim! All hail Queensferry! Independent and objective analysis has revealed that Queensferry is not only superior to Schulmania, but also that we are the greatest nation in existence. Our glory is as blatant as it is inspiring. Come, celebrate with us as we enjoy the fruits of our labors! Enjoy Operation Stolen Thunder!

 

We begin our victory lap at the epicenter of our power: 1313 Mockingbird Land, home of BuggUla. Come, be our special guest at our celebration!

 

We have prepared a special batch of champagne flavored Oil of Onimay to celebrate our triumph. Our most prized uleic acid pits have been harnessed to make this magical elixir…

 

…one sip and you’ll love it! Guaranteed!

 

This special occasion will give us a great opportunity to show off our new extra payload cruise missiles. How fabulous is that? We love missiles! Just as we love you! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee! We begin our journey in scenic Queenferry…

 

Our beautiful nation and prosperous economy is the envy of all. It is our sacred duty to bring the love of BuggUla to all the world… and beyond. All hail BuggUla!

 

General X. O. Skeletonne is departing Geaux Potté International Buggport with the launch codes for our new missiles! All hail Queensferry!

 

Our factories produce hundreds of these babies a day! Woo hoo! All hail victory! What’s that smell? That’s the smell of money being made!

 

Have you been introduced? This is our new state of the art missile base and military command post. All hail victory!

 

The first volley is away! All hail Queensferry! Death to all!

 

Another round of 20 missiles has been launched! Memo to the enemy: “We’re baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!” Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee! All hail victory! Death to all!

 

Let’s use our ground and air based surveillance to see how we did…

 

A hit!

 

That’s two!

 

Tic tac toe! 3 in a row!

 

Burn, baby, burn!

 

 

Forty launches and 39 confirmed hits! That’s pretty good, if we do say so ourselves. The one miss landed in their pathetic national forest (like who cares about a bunch of useless trees when there’s paper mills to feed?) and burned it down to the ground. So, we consider it a 100% success rate. All hail victory! Death to all! All hail Queensferry! Death to all! All hail BuggUla! Death to all!

 

 

Brought to you by your beloved and trusted news source!

 

 

 

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Only a truly insane dictator would repeatedly order missile strikes against peaceful Schulminion civilians.

[Dazzyls 576]

We have some new weapons too...

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Big ba da boom!

[Snugies 91]

Vanilla Generic American City, Scientists have yet to figure out how to travel through the grey void, therefor our stance is inconsequential.