With fleeting hope to fix the time failure, Hamish inscribed messages in all possible areas that would be seen in present day. In the present day however, we only saw his messages as strange 1980's music videos. Time was running short with only thirty minutes left until total time failure. While sirens beamed from seemingly nowhere and the fabric of society began to unravel, HahaYouDied had recently been at the forum game "What Can Eat the Thing Above." There he read about Dark Energy and the Heat Death, and what had sparked in so many unborn heros of centuries past sparked in his mind, hope. Taking flight on the wings of conviction, HahaYouDied found himself in Sweden where the world's most powerful Super-Sub-Atomic Collider had recently been finished. Now with only ten minutes left before time collapsed, HahaYouDied began an experiment in which a quantum size mass of anti-matter collided with virtual matter. Because the virtual matter had no limit of base energy it feel out of existence in a radiant flash of rainbow light. In a last minute effort, HahaYouDied discovered the formula to turn normal matter into virtual matter which could transcend time. By converting the matter that made up his clothes and body into virtual matter, he hurled a lone piece of anti-matter hydrogen causing him to vanish in a flash of light. By the will of his conscious mind alone he demanded his being of essence reappear in the past where he could better asses and resolved the time crisis before humanity and reality itself was to vanquish in a maelstrom of physical anarchy. Thus with time granted to solve the impending dilemma before it started again, HahaYouDied...
