King of the hill

[astronelson 339]

I put you all in gaol. My hill.

[CWLGAMER01 39]

I get out of jail on bond and come this time with an AT-ST and a Battalion of Stormtroppers and arrest astronelson for interfering with an Imperial Operation whcih happens to be on top of the hill...... My Hill!!

[Mayorm 14]

well if were gonna use the starwars method, I'll go along with it. the rebels com and take the hill, they realize they don't need it and give it to me.

[Korot 6]

I use the death star to blow you up. My Hill.

[CWLGAMER01 39]

I build the second Death Star - which would mean the first Death Star is already destroyed!!!..... my hill!!!! YEAH!!!!

[Vahr 343]

I somehow hurl a Death Star eating black hole at you and it sucks you up with it. Mah hill.

[citiesxlfan42 27]

But when Blue Lightning hurls the black hole, you are sucked in too! My hill, and seeing it is without life, I give it a makeover. I put a wonderful megalopolis on the silly hill! My hill!

BTW, some answers here getting a little crazy.

[Larks2242 251]

The hill does not like being called silly and eats you...My Hill!

[astronelson 339]

I turn the hill into jelly (jello) and you sink into it. I turn the hill back. My hill.

[617squad 52]

I tie everyone up in the vogon's bureaucracy, making sure nobody has any blades, razors, scissors, weapons, etc. mai hill fo shizzle my nizzle!

[Larks2242 251]

You forgot to tie me up and i sneek up from behind an throw you off the hill ...My Hill!

[Chptrk 86]

I storm the hill with 50 marines, and we completely slaughter you. My hill.

[pagenotfound 53]

oh snap you just got sneaked up from behind, my hill. (1200th post!)

[617squad 52]

Congrats on that 1200th post, roberto. however, you're too busy celebrating and i quickly take over the hill.

[Larks2242 251]

your celebrating with 404 and forget to protect the hill...My Hill!

[astronelson 339]

You're in a different thread, and I take over the hill. My hill.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

The four nuclear warheads still aboard the Soviet submarine K-129 detonate after their triggers come into contact with the seawater. The resulting explosion is powerful enough to cause a small tidal wave in a localized area. Unfortunately, that area is the hill. As astronelson is swept away, the wave deposits my boat on the hill. My hill.

[Larks2242 251]

The boat blows up when reaching the hill...My Hill!

[CWLGAMER01 39]

I send my cat Max to eat your avatar Larks -- thus requiring you're attention...... I take the hill and become one with the hill thus -- My Hill!!!!!!!!

[617squad 52]

I have a crepe. my hill and my friggin crepe!

[Larks2242 251]

i eat the crepe and you go to get a new one...My Hill!

[Korot 6]

I blow the hill up, and rebuild it elsewhere. My Hill.

[astronelson 339]

I sue you for unlawful destruction and get the hill. My hill.

[Larks2242 251]

Your in court so no one is on the hill ....My Hill!

[CWLGAMER01 39]

During the trail the defense attorny calls Larks to the stand as a surprise witness..... thus making him leave the hill unoccupied...... that allows me to take the hill once more..... Happy days are here again .... my hill!

[ThomasSimpson 466]

During the trial Larks gives evidence showing how CWLGAMER01 is guilty, and he is put in prison. That means I take the hill - My Hill!

[Larks2242 251]

I get out because i was only a witness and retake the hill.....My Hill!

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

You accidentally let slip that you blew several people up and stole someone's crepe nan effort to gain the hill, thus you are charged for murder and grand theft. As you are now also in prison, its my hill!

[ThomasSimpson 466]

Then TrainGuy got lost in Clapham Junction train station and now it's My Hill!

[Korot 6]

Then I come by, remove everyone trying to stop me from taking the hill, and take over the hill. My Hill.