Schulmania

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Now how did you know I was Russian?

Something to do with IP addresses, right?

EDIT: Welcome to page 235!

  Edited September 18, 2011 by emperordaniel  

[Hester 699]

looking good..moare!

You're not me...

Nice fancy buildings there, but where are the canals?

Can't wait for more!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Surveillance Report

TO: FIELD MARSHAL MOOKY, EASTERN THEATER OF OPERATIONS HQ

FROM: MILITARY INTELLIGENCE BUREAU & TACTICAL RESPONSE TEAM COMMAND

REPORTING: TASK FORCE BIGGLESWORTH – SMAJ MICHAEL ARCHEAN, LT BEN GOT’EM, CPL JAMES D LOGAN, LCOL HESTER TUBAFLAME

SUBJECT: ENEMY INCURSION ZONE IN EAST ATKINOS

PRIORITY: EXTREMELY URGENT

Reviewing the tactical situation…

Enemy missile fire has destroyed the town of Blue Status in central East Atkinos.

Five areas were targeted: the farming territories of western Devonshire near Schulmericho, the towns of Blue Stratus and Gates of Schulmericho in East Atkinos and the towns of Mercaptan and what was left of Nusan East in East Devonshire.

The barrage leveled the town, which was being prepped for use as a forward operations center in a planned counteroffensive.

Hundreds of Queensferry’s shock troops have airlifted to central Schulmania, ready to open a new front in their wicked war of aggression

Our Tactical Response Teams and intelligence operatives have been keeping the incursion zone under surveillance and have disturbing news to report. Enemy forces now number almost 1000 troops. They have fortified their perimeter and are airlifting in heavy guns, armored vehicles and large quantities of ammunition. Here is what we have seen:

The team’s cartographer, SGT GOLLY CARTER, has taken our reports and compiled a map showing the size and location of the incursion zone, our available military resources and the enemy supply routes. Review this to assist in developing a counterstrategy.

ADDENDUM: We have used new technology developed in association with our allies to document the enemy buildup. The new device, shown below, has been named the “camera”.

The lab says an upgrade kit will be available later to increase our photographing options…

Here’s our actual photos of what we saw.

TEAM RECOMMENDATION: We recommend an assault on this position before the enemy becomes more entrenched. We say attack… now.

<------Click here to see the revolving globe showing Schulmania's visitors!

  Edited September 18, 2011 by Schulmanator  

[Hester 699]

I would comment on the content here but the photo of the Nikon has me laughing to much to do it just now. Considering how I am constantly trying to have better and better pics to post to Flickr..that camera would supplant MY Nikon instantly. No more dial twisting and settings manipulation.

[RipRap 4,400]

Go Nikons!

You could have used a UAV...

Well, it's time to eliminate those bugs again!

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Yay! Schulmania has invented the camera! Now they don't have to rely on accurate fast-drawing artists anymore

Time to beat the bugs and throw their antennae into the bogs!

[Hester 699]

YEAH! Throw those antennae into the bogs and enjoy watching them go down in the quicksand. There WILL be quicksand, right? Right?

[emperordaniel 1,281]

I truly hope so

[RipRap 4,400]

Down to Queensferry!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Nice camera! Looks... buggy. Can't wait for more!

Death to Queensferry!

[Benedict 3,119]

Twelve weeks at number one on Ben's Top Ten! Well done!!

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Congrats Schulmania! Twelve weeks is a LONG time to be so high

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Tie bombs to colorful balloons with *just* enough helium/hot air to make it to the encampment (or if you're REALLY ambitious to Queensferry itself). The Queensferrians will think they're being thrown a party when the festive colors approach, oblivious to the doom contained within...

[emperordaniel 1,281]

What a great idea! "Raining death from above"- now they could get a taste of their own medicine!

Maybe we should paint "We Love You!" on the balloons to further the illusion?

[Follarch 326]

With our natural night vision and keen instincts, a night assault is best. Several small TRT teams can infiltrate from multiple angles, and place explosives at key areas around the encampment. Have a few war balloons on standby, just out of reach, and then call them in once the charges go off to help finish mopping up stragglers.

I suggest Lieutenant Colonel Hester lead the assault.

~SMAJ Archean

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

I do like the "We love you" idea. Very crafty.

[Eʟᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ 273]

Legendary Camera. Did I mention they came out with version 2.0 yesterday? Its even better!

[Hester 699]

Oh I like that camera..especially since it's a Nikon! (wish there was one that tiny)

[Wraner 335]

Official Daynish Document

As Ruler of the Royal Kingdom of Daynemark I place a curse on the!

Schulmania and Queensferry have brought revolution upon my people and my government is being overthrown!

Once again, I CURSE YOU!

RIOTS IN THE CAPITAL

Adelaide September 18, 2011

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Before we begin Reply Set #656, some good news: We are now less than a month from the super exciting SchulmAnniversary 5 mega update, featuring a massive, storyline-advancing and mind-blowing extravaganza to boggle the mind and thrill the senses. This one will be even more hyped than the Star Wars prequels!

And now, the replies commence…

111222333444 Chemistry?? Hades?? Just what experiment were you doing??!! Something with sulfur and brimstone?

9988 And more goodies coming up!

emperordaniel I saw you on the revolving globe. Click on the little “our visitor globe” gray button at the bottom of my first post on each page and you can see the live map of who is on Schulmania. The globe is fun. You ought to get one for your CJ too.

Hester You want canals too? I have a new small city I started to address this deficiency.

Hester Hopefully you have some useful surveillance photos for us…

111222333444 I am up for some bugg stomping!!

emperordaniel Those accurate fast drawing artists were burning out quickly at their job… too many had carpal tunnel syndrome…

Hester Do we have a quicksand mod, anyone? Anyone making one?

emperordaniel I wonder if we can have in-game quicksand…

111222333444 I second that emotion!

Leech10 I second (or, is it third now?) that emotion!

Benedict Woo hoo! A dozen weeks! Rock on!

emperordaniel It is… I suppose inhaling all of that helium has finally paid off!!

NMUSpidey We do have balloon assisted aircraft… hehehehe

emperordaniel I will have to check the balloon store… but a great idea!

Archean Your plan will be passed on to Gen. Moe Terrs for review.

NMUSpidey Me too. I am +1’ing that one…

Eʟᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ Dude! That’s even smaller than my paycheck!

Hester Prefer Nikon, eh? I am more of a daguerreotype guy myself…

Wraner So, ummmmm, … not a good day at the office?

Admiral Hestorb requests your kind thoughts… she has taken ill and is currently in the Vet Hospital in Fort Wirt. She had a serious spike in her blood calcium levels, which is quite serious. Prompt care has stabilized her condition and she expects to be released within the next day or two.

Plans are being made to celebrate the return [click here], which should put her back on the job just in time for Governor Cawale’s birthday.

We will keep you apprised on her condition.

Thank you,

The Supreme Wirdle

  Edited September 22, 2011 by Schulmanator  

[Hester 699]

what a celebration. Coolness!!! I will definitely have the household purring for her She's one of our favorites. Sturdy, strong and true!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Hopefully Admiral Hestorb recovers well.

Curses?!

Post count awards?

Can't wait for more!

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Oh no! Her Royal Furriness, Admiral Hestorb (my favorite cat besides the SW) is sick! I hope she gets well soon...

...oh, and fantastic video.

  Edited September 22, 2011 by emperordaniel  

[Follarch 326]

Kitty! I hope she's alright!

I have some experience to know what you might have felt about the scare. Really hope she returns back to normal.

[RipRap 4,400]

Governor Cawale... How's the condition of the Governor after the blast?

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Did someone say blast?

[Hester 699]

How is Admiral Hestorb please?

[Schulmanator 5,787]

I have come home after a few arduous days at the vet hospital and am now continuing my recuperation back in Wirtyplace. My thanks to all for their support and I will keep you posted on my recovery.

--Admiral Hestorb

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Yay! Yay for recovery! Keep up the good fight, Admiral!

[RipRap 4,400]

Glad You're okay