Schulmania

[emperordaniel 1,281]

I've spent the last 5 days reading every single post in Schulmania Vol. 2, and I have to say, this is a spectacular CJ! I'm signing up to defeat those evil Buggs right now! Down with BuggUla! Death to Buggs! Down with Queensferry! Death to Buggs! Down with [insert something Queensferryian here]! Death to Buggs!

now to start reading vol. 1

Oh, and btw, welcome to page 231!

  Edited August 25, 2011 by emperordaniel  

[RipRap 4,400]

Here we go again...

The Journalists at The Times are ready to assess the situation...

Time to play the old war music

http://www.networknewsmusic.com/wp/nbc-news/operation-iraqi-freedom-theme

  Edited August 25, 2011 by 111222333444  

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Click the picture above to see the latest Schulmania chapter... a monstrous assault by the wicked Queensferry Buggs!

<------Click here to see the revolving globe showing Schulmania's visitors!

  Edited August 26, 2011 by Schulmanator  

[RipRap 4,400]

I think you need to fix the link :|...

[emperordaniel 1,281]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Poor kitties! I'm getting my rifle and my pike ready to squash those evil Buggs for doing this to the poor kitties!!!

Now to wait until I am officially inducted...

[Hester 699]

I am horrified at the destruction. Tell me no felines lost even one of their lives?

[Benedict 3,119]

Hopefully the fact that you're number one on Ben's Top Ten yet again will take your mind of the incursion.

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Under High Alert
  Edited August 26, 2011 by 111222333444  

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Quick! Get the missile repellent before they launch any more!

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Ahhhhh!Evacuate the city!Get the defense systems ready!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

On a happier note, Schulmania is pleased to announce that Leech10 has surpassed 1500 posts in Schulmania! To celebrate this milestone, Leech now receives the rank of:

And receives a supply of delicious Busscastle chocolates!

Congratulations!!!

  Edited August 28, 2011 by Schulmanator  

[Wraner 335]

made me laugh

[RipRap 4,400]

Congratulations, Leech 10!

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Congratulations!

[Hester 699]

Oh man, I want some of those!!!

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Congrats Leech10!

[Dumanios 35]

Congratulations, Leech10!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Cat tongues? Interesting name...

That's a lot of posts.

Leech: Danke für die Schokolade!

Thanks for the chocolate!

Lyhoko: Donk a fear dee shock oh lod a?

Translation error: Language not recognized

Briian: Chocolate!

Bred: Yay!

[lucky7 73]

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Ooooo... I wonder what this encrypted message, which tells of delusion destined for the Buggs, could be!

[Hester 699]

Will we know what Grand Duke Aliki said? We will tune in tomorrow..same time..same place for the next exciting episode.

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Well, let's wait for the answer...

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Looks like it has something to do with bones and explosions.

Same cat time, same cat channel?

[Follarch 326]

The war is amping up, it's time my special forces unit did some mischievous behind enemy lines action to help bring feline fruition!....err..

Short version; Do some sneaky stuff to bring victory!

[emperordaniel 1,281]

I'd like to make a suggestion to improve Schulmania's anti-tank defenses

Why don't you use czech hedgehogs made out of wood or something? That could slow down the tanks a lot

[Hester 699]

what a great idea!!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Leech10 We could use some for sure!

emperordaniel Awesomeness! And we will certainly add you to the roster for the next update. I am glad you have been catching up… there’s quite a bit of reading ahead still!

111222333444 Those buggs just keep on with their evil ways…

111222333444 It should be fine now…

emperordaniel Your position will be as follows

Emperordaniel Phillip de Purrton Schulmania National Army VI Corps 12th Division 132nd Regiment Corporal Active 9

Hester I wish I could…

Benedict That does help!

111222333444 No telling what they will do next!

Leech10 I think we forgot to get some at the store!

nathanthemayor It is too late for those towns. Now we must prevent them from opening a new front.

Wraner Excellent! And welcome aboard to Schulmania.

111222333444 Agreed!

emperordaniel Agreed!

Hester Available now at any local Busscastle store…

nathanthemayor Agreed!

Dumanios Agreed!

Leech10 Enjoy! I ran across those in Austria. And of course that means it has to be used in Schulmania. Congrats and enjoy the feline chocolate.

lucky7 We are delighted to receive this diplomatic cable. Our cryptologists are working on revealing the secret code soon. We will await the second pigeon… the first message translated to:

Attention:Sir/Madam,

I am soliciting that you contact me for details to get this amount US$13.5million to you for Mutual Investment Purpose.

This fund originally belongs to a client who had no blood relation in his account-opening package with my bank{Skyebank plc Nigeria}.

In case you are keen on seeing to the success of this business, Please do Send to me your Address, cell phone, Age and Occupation so that i can file for fund approval and subsequent release of this amount to you.

I urgently anticipate your consideration/Response

Regards

Yours Faithfully

Mr Usman Lateef

Skye Bank Plc Nigeria

This must have been the decoy letter to throw the Buggs off of the real message. I hope… And, since the Grand Duke was pleased with our Schlossberg showcase, we can easily be convinced to post another gallery. Just woof the approval and it’ll be done.

emperordaniel I thought the Buggs were deluded already!

Hester Tuning in… frequency 163 WHz (wirdlehertz, the purring frequency)

111222333444 I hope it brings good news – and not any email spams!

Leech10 Of course! This cat time:

Archean I think it is time for some payback!

emperordaniel An excellent idea. I will pass that on to Field Marshal Mooky.

Hester I agree!

Oky-dokey, boys and girls… new prize information. As we approach post #7000, I am now announcing the prizes for posts #6999 (the sacrificial lamb) and #7000 (jackpot!). Shouldn’t that be “sacrificial llama”??!! Just sayin’. Anywho, the prizes center around the two areas which will show up in future updates.

Commenter #6999 will be the mayor of one of the new lakeside towns currently being developed. And, if the poster is in the Schulmania military, will receive promotion to officer and if an officer, promotion of one rank.

Commenter #7000 will not only be the mayor of a new secret city under development in the east, but also will select the name for it from a short list approved by TSW. How’s that for wielding power?!

Meanwhile, still refining the counterattack strategy for Queensferry…

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Well, let's see who will make #6999 and 7000.......

[RipRap 4,400]

Well, Who get's that prestigious spot ?

[emperordaniel 1,281]

I hope I'll get one of those spots