Schulmania

[Benedict 3,119]

Congrats on getting to page 150 in the current volume!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Larks2242 I am glad you approve... please drive around to the second window.

Kusajika Yachiru The best thing on the McD's menu is the sweet and sour sauce for the nuggets. I would drink it if they'd fill my cup with it!

lucky7 Danke! My sinuses are on the rebound, but not healed completely just yet. Perhaps a supply of goulash would help... is there a café nearby you which sells some?

ComputerGuy890100 Parody????!! You mean it's not true???!!! [GASP!]

penguin007 WILL! Glad to see you back! It is always a pleasure to have you come by Schulmania. Welcome back.

Leech10 A different form of SchulmAvatar will be coming up soon to a small screen near you!

Muck308 Sure beats Wendy's... all they have is a Schulmanator Combo!

simcity4fan12 Thanks, and welcome back to Schulmania. Please drive around to the second window!

Petrovar Ambassador Lazy? That's my middle name... I think I have grown roots in the computer chair... no one can get me up now! MWA AH AH AH AH AHHHHHH!

ComputerGuy890100 It's coming....

Larks2242 LOL! Just think of what such a kitty could do...

Leech10 I know... I am quite startled. Must have been put on the Oprah's Book Club or something...

ComputerGuy890100 Thanks for breaking in #150 for me

Hester Oprah... must be Oprah.

Kusajika Yachiru Perhaps so. And people can also go back and look for clues of what is to come in future updates as well.

Larks2242 My thoughts exactly: strool... strange and cool.

Kusajika Yachiru Thanks! I appreciate your ongoing support.

Simbourgeois One bar... coming right up!

lucky7 To celebrate the occasion, a round of the finest chocolate for all!

Korot  I think some of the viewership numbers are different with the latest version of ST. For a while on the old version, views did not always get counted, so the numbers were artificially low. When closed, Vol 1 had a ratio of 1 post for every ~5 views. Kinda unrealistic.

lucky7 And I am still puzzled how it became more popular in stasis than in life!

ComputerGuy890100 There IS a sequel, ya know!

Leech10 There is The Rusty Barnacle...

Benedict Thanks. I can't believe I am already 150... and I hardly feel a day over 25!

[Hester 699]

Youdon't look a day over 25 either. :-) Put a picture in that thread where people post their pictures.

[lucky7 73]

Bruce, concerning the goulash question: lol a caf

[Schulmanator 5,787]

HI, EVERYBODY!!!

Due to semi-popular demand, I have decided to post the sequel to my Vol 3 exclusive Springfield update. Come check it out!

Chief Wiggum has called for all units to converge on the Kwik-E-Mart and then, after donuts and coffee, head on over to Vol 3. Come join us!

[SounderBruce 173]

Yay! I love sequels!

[lucky7 73]

I thought I had to boost your post amount- if there can be any more boost ... and it was my first time to post in the new CJ section

Excellent update and tc,

Ren

[Hester 699]

Loved the update and as I said over there.anything to meet Mr Burns and Smithers. I am SO there.

[Petrovar Ambassador 15]

The simpsons in Schulmania??? NO WAY. And I thought this CJ couldnt possibly get any more awesome-er! haha

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

There's goa'uld in Schulmania? (Burns, and you won't get this unless you watch the SG-1 episode Lost City... or look it up)

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Attention all ZJ Fans: ZJ has been spotted out in the yard tonight, the first such sighting in a while (on the way back from Wally World, in case you were wondering). Of course, it was dark, so there is no new picture. But, he did want to pass on to his fans that he is alive and hopping!

Hester 25? My senior picture says I am 17.

lucky7 Sold! I will be there soon to get my goulash! And I will be happy to have any of the accompaniments to go with it.

ComputerGuy890100 But not squeak-uels!

lucky7 I am glad to see you in the new section as well. I occasionally add an exclusive update to that section just so the folks who go there will have a surprise waiting for them.

Hester Rainier Wolfcastle will be the guest of honor at the dinner.

Petrovar Ambassador LOL! Glad you enjoyed it. I do like to try something different now and then.

Leech10 Fear not, Burns is preoccupied trying to determine why his stock in the Baltimore Opera Hat Company has been tanking...

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Coming up next: the much-anticipated (well, maybe somewhat anticipated) collabor-update! Brace thyselves!

[Hester 699]

I'm bustin' to see it...believe me.

[Kusajika Yachiru 9]

Alright more Simpsons! And whats this about an update hm? Let's find out.

[Muck308 55]

Sorry, folks. Park's closed. Moose out front should'a told ya.

Bun bun!

[Benedict 3,119]

Can't wait for the next update...sounds juicy!

[kj3400 178]

I am braced! Though it might keep me from seeing the update....neck braces aren't very flexible.....

[lucky7 73]

lol good! And I promise you'll leave with 2 kilos more... nah, just kidding.

Welcome back to town ZJ, looking very much forward to the next update.

Take care,

Ren

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Partly Cloudy

Weeks dragged on and no word from the fleet of exploration. No word at the forward base in the Admiral Islands and no word back on the east coast. Concerns grew and faded over time. Many think the expedition has simply been lost at sea. Others have not given up hope and have pressed for a rescue fleet to be sent out and find the missing sailors. As more time has passed and more events have happened at home, pressure for a rescue has become somewhat fragmented. Admiral Hestorb has been concerned and may soon dispatch a fleet to see if there are any survivors past the Admiral Islands. The distractions of daily life have pushed the expedition out of the headlines - unusually cold weather, sports championships and settlements in the west have turned attention away from Archduke Bower and his intrepid little fleet of wooden ships. The weather has been a hot topic for conversation lately. First, very cold weather across most of the nation. And now, unusual cloudiness. What can be so unusual about clouds? Cloud shapes never seen in Schulmania before have been appearing nationwide. Scientists are baffled and at a loss to explain the phenomenon. Here is what observers are seeing.

CASE 1

Kenny Paradise, Schulmania's largest fragrant flower farmer, was distracted by what he saw as he surveyed his plantation of lavender and orchids.

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CASE 2

It was nearly dusk when Sir William finished his day's journey. He has been touring the nation since being appointed as District Manager for Western Wirdleonia's Bureau of Feline Affairs office. He was excited to have finally made it to the ocean. And, how startling the clouds are...

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CASE 3

Jon Cetemander is one of the first entrepreneurs to set up in the nature preserve in the headwaters of the Wirdleonia River. His boat rental agency allows for nature lovers to float down the river all the way to Schulmanukau if they wish. Many enjoy the scenery along the shoreline. But, today, Jon and his guests were distracted by something odd...

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CASE 4

Outside of Tanagiers, the district capital, René Glücksieben has built a fine estate for Princess Katherine. As he surveyed the surroundings from a third story window, something odd struck his eye.

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CASE 5

In central New Atkinos, pedestrians watched as the clouds started to form right in front of their eyes. Truly a remarkable phenomenon.

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CASE 6

This weather phenomenon has mystified the meteorologists and perplexed the prognosticators. Even the academics are astounded and our furry friends flabbergasted. [/alliteration lesson... + bonus points for extended synonyms for "mystified"] Pundits and wordsmiths have come up with monikers for the novel phenomenon: "string clouds", "bird trails" and the catchiest one, "skywriting." But, back at the national capitol in Wirt, Admiral Hestorb is not so amused. She doesn't see whimsy in the sky - she sees trouble.

[SounderBruce 173]

Ooh! Mysterious straight clouds! Doom? Cool!

[PhatHead 247]

PhatHead say How, What these Smoke Singals mean. Oh Wait I know Simpsons of Springsfield were here. lol.

[Hester 699]

WONDERFUL enjoyable graphics! I hope this is done again. A wonderful change up

. I have to ask ...WHAT did the Admiral see as possibilities? What does she propose to do? What portent does she see. Inquiring minds here!

[astronelson 339]

Oh dear, looks like Schulmania's under a few flightpaths. Hopefully they're not anything to do with Queensferry...

[Benedict 3,119]

Great update! Love all the rural pics.

[kj3400 178]

Sky rockets in flight.....afternoon delight!

But when did Schulmania get so big?

[Muck308 55]

Great work, everyone! I must say, those clouds are irking me though. Ever get the feeling you're being watched?

[Follarch 326]

I'm getting the same feeling. Schulmania is definitely being watched, but by whom? And from where?

Find out next time! On another episode of Schulmanian Mystified Mania!

[Renedius 25]

great my friend

[Keegan V50 15]

Great updates my friend!,take care

All the best

Victor

[Schulmanator 5,787]

So, what do YOU think is the cause of the strange cloud formations??? This is my guess.

[Larks2242 251]

Where is that Roswell?