Schulmania

[Muck308 55]

I'm game! I have some blood lust that needs to be satisfied...

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Sgt Pepper Thanks! The official games will start sometime soon. And you can cheer all of the felines on to victory!

PhatHead Leapin' Lilliputian Lambs! Laudable lists like lingering.

Archean Perhaps an entrant from Follomer? They are welcome to send a team.

Leech10 We'll have to start getting things ready for the opening day sometime soon. I wonder if we will have any more entrants.

Hester As the song says... "aaaaanticipation...... anticipiaaaaaaaaaaaation..."

Leech10 We will have medals based off of the logo design when the time comes.

Bigbuilder Your transfer will be made in the next military roster update.

Hester Same for you.

Leech10 Excellent. Your transfer has been approved.

Sgt Pepper Your transfer has been approved,

hotChocolate We welcome you to Schulmania and thank you for your anti-Queensferry support. As for the cat hair, we have humanoid servants who will vacuum it all up for you. It's a full time job but they love it!

jim 546 OK... will be updated in the next roster release.

kakado_to_save Excellent! If you will complete an application here [link] we can get you assigned to the branch of your choice.

Wrightguy0 Excellent. Your transfer is also approved.

Hester OK. But do understand it will be VERY risky!

lucky7 True... and I remember that scene as well. Are you a Trek fan too? We have so much in common! There are many overlaps between QF and Borg practices. But the Borg are much cooler...

Benedict Me too! Though I get the impression this will be more surveillance than attack. But why surveil without leaving behind a little mayhem?

Dumanios I wonder if the Oil of Onimay filled dazed minds of the QF citizens could be made to understand their plight. We'd love to have a tank but unfortunately we can't take any aid from non-FIFA nations as of yet due to restrictions imposed by the Prime Directive. Schulmania is subject to the United Federation of Planets' Prime Directive due to the Supreme Wirdle's affiliation with the Klingon Empire (more on this to come). If this rule could be lifted, we'd be all over that tank!

Hester We love help! But, we are restricted as to what help we can use... at least for now. [LINK] helps to explain.

citiesxlfan42 We'd love to have you. Just complete the application [HERE] and you're in!

Muck308 Awesome! Though the SNA has only a support role in this upcoming operation. The TRT and SNAF are the ones actually going in.

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Originally posted by: Hester

I have wound up everything..took leave from my job..I am ready to be deployed.quote>

Erm...  Hester...?

Where is your gun belt?

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Grand Opening of Admiral Islands National Park

Featuring the magnificent Buss Falls!

Schulmania's largest national park was opened today at the Buss Falls Visitor Center on Buss Falls Island, the centerpiece of the new Admiral islands National Park. The dedication ceremony was headed by Parks Superintendent Chalmers and Head Groundskeeper Willie. Several important dignitaries sent their congratulations but were unable to attend, due to their involvement in the war effort and the difficulty in ocean crossings through enemy lines.

The rustic  Visitors Center Complex on Buss Island contains the only buildings within the park. Accessible only by boat from the islands of New Hestorbia or Chocowinity, the complex includes the visitor center, parks office, nature museum and interpretive center, as well as several lodging and dining facilities.  So, without further ado, allow me to welcome you to Buss Falls Park, part of the Admiral Islands National Park system!

[Hester 699]

Oh, I hope after my engagement with the enemy in Queesferry I and the family will be able to go there and enjoy the peaceful Park in Buss Falls.

[lucky7 73]

This would be the perfect place to take a stroll, or to sharpen one's claws on every fifth tree (for the felines), or to mark every third tree (for the canines). Very scenic, especially with the rapids...

Take care,

Ren

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

How did they get there to build the park with the enemy fleet in the way?

Looks good, though!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

News blurb from the Flag Counter...

up to 83 countries as of today.

Welcome to #81... Liechtenstein

#82.. Uruguay

#83... Macao

Here's the latest map of all Schulmania visitors:

Schulmania Flag Counter Compilation

[wwetom1 831]

Great work on the park.

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Our new motivational poster, after a visit to the local PetSmart to see the kitties. Schulmania donated two cases of Fancy Feast for the kitties looking for human servants.

Heed the call! Let's all rally against the evil BuggUla! Updated military roster coming shortly...

[Dumanios 35]

When did The Supreme Wirdle affiliate with the Klingons? And where are they?

[Follarch 326]

Cuteness! Kitties are one of the cutest things in the world, until they hiss and bite you...

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Originally posted by: Archean

Cuteness! Kitties are one of the cutest things in the world, until they hiss and bite you...quote>

Kittens and puppies.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

They shouldn't hiss or bite if you don't make them mad...

[Muck308 55]

I'm a fan of cuteness.

I also couldn't remember what TRT stood for, so I figured I'd just sign up anyway.

[wwetom1 831]

Aw how cute. And yes, they can become quite viscous.

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Updated Military Roster

This includes voluntary transfers made in response to recent requests for special units formation...

And of course the rest of our entourage of gizmos...

and the very touchy globe o' spinnyness...

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Touchy globe o' spinnyness?

Oh! Bombers!

[lucky7 73]

HA! This should teach Queensferry a good lesson in the future...

[lucky7 73]

HA! This should teach Queensferry a good lesson in the future...

[FreewayofFlight 41]

Unfortunately, Schulmania's limited knowledge in modern warfare paints a grim picture for the future of the Nation. Unless Schulmania accepts military aid from more advanced societies, I fear The Supreme Wirdle may no longer have territory to reign. Maybe a hurricane or a severe storm could be enough to hold off Queensferry from coming towards the mainland.

[FreewayofFlight 41]

Unfortunately, Schulmania's limited knowledge in modern warfare paints a grim picture for the future of the Nation. Unless Schulmania accepts military aid from more advanced societies, I fear The Supreme Wirdle may no longer have territory to reign. Maybe a hurricane or a severe storm could be enough to hold off Queensferry from coming towards the mainland.

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Are you ready?

New military update is almost ready to release. And, near it will be clues for the next military upgrade on the Schulmania horizon. Stand by for update within the next 24 hours.

This transmission authorized by Col. Popcorn and Gen. Confusion, Schulmania Update Command HQ.

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Are you ready?

New military update is almost ready to release. And, near it will be clues for the next military upgrade on the Schulmania horizon. Stand by for update within the next 24 hours.

This transmission authorized by Col. Popcorn and Gen. Confusion, Schulmania Update Command HQ.

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Schulmania Strikes Back!

Now that they have safely arrived back, we can now reveal our first TRT operation in enemy held territory. For details on Operation Sneak-A-Lot, click on the picture of master spy Darth Homer. He will take you to a top secret military briefing.

Darth Homer will show you the report prepared by the TRT team for top military brass. And, if you are curious enough, information about what the secret project going on in Maxis City is revealed on other military pages... but I will let you find those jewels on your own...

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Schulmania Strikes Back!

Now that they have safely arrived back, we can now reveal our first TRT operation in enemy held territory. For details on Operation Sneak-A-Lot, click on the picture of master spy Darth Homer. He will take you to a top secret military briefing.

Darth Homer will show you the report prepared by the TRT team for top military brass. And, if you are curious enough, information about what the secret project going on in Maxis City is revealed on other military pages... but I will let you find those jewels on your own...

[Hester 699]

See? I have proved that I am an Officer not to be taken lightly. I'm glad that my report has been shared with those friendly to The Supreme. Everyone should take heed that we are making progress.

[Hester 699]

See? I have proved that I am an Officer not to be taken lightly. I'm glad that my report has been shared with those friendly to The Supreme. Everyone should take heed that we are making progress.

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So when's the raid? Hope Schulmania can pull it off.

[§haÅ--Ñ€ §hÅŽo 370]

So when's the raid? Hope Schulmania can pull it off.