Schulmania

[Benedict 3,119]

I love the cows inside the castle walls.

Well, you've done it - broken your own record with a 6th week at number one on Ben's Top Ten - it is the summer of Schulmania!

[wwetom1 831]

All of the slanty diagonalityness looked good, and nice house

[Follarch 326]

Noo! Simcity was NOT designed for diagonal roads at all. Such a pity. D:

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Leech10 We don't have many churches of that style in this part of the world. There are a few, but not many. The older churches tend to be more often the Federal style instead of Gothic style. We do have some Gothic ones, but not too many. That one sorta has a German feel to it.

Hester Thanks. Glad you liked it.

citiesxlfan42 As you can tell, we had a war update just recently. Still not good news for us though.

Chptrk I KNOW! And I thought they would BEEF UP our defenses!

Korot It is not looking good, but we will continue to fight on.

citiesxlfan42 Well, the problem is we have no nukes, no planes, no bombs and no gunpowder. So, we are definitely at a technological disadvantage. But, we have the home field advantage and we will press that to buy the time we need to build up the military.

Sirron Kcuhc Unfortunately, that is a bit above our current military capacity. Yoou can see what we have available to fight with on the Military Index Page on the Schulmania website [link in sig].

Hester As Homer Simpson said, "Mmmmmm, slanty....."

ComputerGuy890100 Which hotel do you have in mind? The Mediterranean buildings as a hole are on the LEX under Mickebear's name.

Chptrk They have their good side, but the steppiness and wasted space is bugging me. I welcome any suggestions to improve them.

Sirron Kcuhc OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Luckily this city is not in Schulmania!

Leech10 And there are not many diagonal buildings. I may have a few diagonals here and there, but perhaps a whole city is too much. And, as for Leechville I, you may recall we ran across that one in my spring break trip to Eastern NC ~2yrs ago...

http://www.satelliteviews.net/cgi-bin/g.cgi?fid=1006274&state=NC&ftype=ppl

Sirron Kcuhc If we had nukes, we would be able to!

citiesxlfan42 The space wasting is annoying, as is the stair stepping. In some cases it works OK. But, diagonals perhaps only in moderation. As for replies, I hope they are not being censored by Queensferry!

TowerDude Thanks and I am glad to have your support!

Renedius Thanks! Good to see you back here again!

Benedict Thanks! They are "beefing up" our defenses! Wow - a six-peat! Or, perhaps a six pack of...

wwetom1 Thanks. Leechville II has many fine homes available now... you could be my neighbor!

Archean One day, when SC5 comes out....

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Good news! I am overcoming my crushing laziness to start on a new update soon!

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And, welcome to our newest visitor nations, Iceland and Namibia!

Schulmania Flag Counter Compilation

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Wake me when the new update is here.

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Evil! Evil! Evil!

Since Schulmania has lost control over two coastal islands, the update featuring what happened to them after several military battles is located here [unfortunate link to evil Queensferry]. Feel free to view this tragic update and comment on what this sinister development may portend for the future.

[Hester 699]

I'm headed straight over there and I hope it isn't as bad as it sounds.

[§haÅ--Ñ€ §hÅŽo 370]

He's planning an attack on the mainland. And he's criticizing your choice of agriculture and lack of technology. C'mon don't get taken over by Queensferry.

[Sgt Pepper 864]

Those monsters! They give bugs a bad name...And nice diagonal experiment. Lovely!

[Follarch 326]

I say, build a chemical weapon. Kill the bugs, capture the tech. Then Schulmania advances hundreds of years in technology.

[Mayorm 14]

What can the Quad Cities do to help? Supplies, troops, technology? give us the word over there and we'll send help immmediately.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

They're probably immune to any chemical weapon you could throw at them... Send in an army of giant boots to stomp them, instead.

[Ke|is 3,333]

Good job !

[§haÅ--Ñ€ §hÅŽo 370]

The Quad Cities are joining your side of the war! Yay now Schumania won't be taken over by Buggula. I'm kind of thinking, hopefully Shayden could be ready to enter the war soon as an ally.

[citiesxlfan42 27]

Oh, it's as bad as it sounds. I say that me get some modern weaponry, like chemical weaponry filled to the brim with bug spray, and send it flying! Also, me should hit thier mice fields on the island with some missles, that, if we don't have 'em, we get them from an outside source.

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Something tells me victory against Queensferry will not come from regular warfare means, such as bombs, whether conventional, chemical or nuclear.

I am quite sure that the felines will use something quite unexpected... and something on a much smaller yet very effective scale...

Remember... in another story, a couple of very small hobbits were able to slip un-noticed past the thousands upon thousands of orcs to strike at the very heart of Sauron. It was as 'simple' as throwing a ring into a volcano.

Every enemy has a weakness, it is just a case of finding it. Tyrants are usually full of arrogance and pride... this is actually a very big weakness, and has been the ultimate downfall of many tyrants in the past... time and time again... believing they are all powerful, unstoppable and invincible. Eventually, however a weakness is found, from within or from without.

BuggUla is no exception.

[Hester 699]

wise words, ABCVS. They, Queensferry need beware.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Flags!

But I don't want to mess with the other one and accidentally break it.

And yes, Buggula certainly sounds arrogant...

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Here is of course the Buggula perspective:

And here are those who disagree:

[§haÅ--Ñ€ §hÅŽo 370]

Power needs to be limited. Not like what Buggula has.

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Abcvs BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! Alarm clock is going off!

Hester With Queensferry, it is always as bad if not worse.

Sirron Kcuhc We're doing our best!

Sgt Pepper LOL! You are right about that. And, thanks. Glad you like the diagonals... still need more work on them though.

Archean BFA Division 29 (all TRT) has as one of its missions to recover enemy technology. A news release about our progress is due soon. As for chemicals, they seem to adore them. We'll need some other approach.

Mayorm Any felines who want to enlist are welcome to do so by completing and returning the online application. We'd be happy to have them.

Leech10 Hmmm.... I can see it now: "Excuse me, Mr. Shoe Salesman, do you have anything in a size 100,000 extra extra extra wide?"...

Kelistmac Thanks. And I am glad to see you back!

Sirron Kcuhc We'd be happy to enlist any felines who are ready to scratch back!

citiesxlfan42 We are working on new weapons technology and hope to have some breakthroughs soon!

Abcvs You have a good point or two. A head to head confrontation is not the way for us to go - not with smaller numbers and weaker weapons. So, unconventional is the way to go. And, as for weaknesses, we WILL find them... no matter how long it takes.

Hester That's right. The higher, the fewer!

Leech10 Thanks. And the spinny globe is indeed quite fussy. It took about 6 tries for it to work this time. I am quite jealous of BuggUla... Queensferry has Andorra on their flag counter and we don't. I am jealous! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!

Sirron Kcuhc Buggula has the Darth Vader/Emperor dark side kind of power. That type needs to be contained. Even if the dark side has cookies, we won't turn to it!

[naftixe 131]

Peace my friends. A nice old fashioned sit in might stop the senseless bloodshed

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

What the locust swarm has left

the great locusts have eaten;

what the great locusts have left

the young locusts have eaten;

what the young locusts have left

other locusts have eaten. 

A day of darkness and gloom,

a day of clouds and blackness.

Like dawn spreading across the mountains

a large and mighty army comes,

such as never was of old

nor ever will be in ages to come.

Before them fire devours,

behind them a flame blazes.

Before them the land is like the garden of Eden,

behind them, a desert waste

nothing escapes them.

They have the appearance of horses;

they gallop along like cavalry.

With a noise like that of chariots

they leap over the mountaintops,

like a crackling fire consuming stubble,

like a mighty army drawn up for battle.

At the sight of them, nations are in anguish;

every face turns pale.

They charge like warriors;

they scale walls like soldiers.

They all march in line,

not swerving from their course.

They do not jostle each other;

each marches straight ahead.

They plunge through defenses

without breaking ranks.

They rush upon the city;

they run along the wall.

They climb into the houses;

like thieves they enter through the windows.

Before them the earth shakes,

the sky trembles,

the sun and moon are darkened,

and the stars no longer shine... 

You will repaid for the years the locusts have eaten,

the great locust and the young locust,

the other locusts and the locust swarm 

the great army that was sent among you.

[§haÅ--Ñ€ §hÅŽo 370]

HOLY CRAP, COOKIES?s??!! I want to be on the dark side NOW!!!!!!!!!

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Yeah but the cookies a laced with Oil of Onimay, which will brainwash your mind and ensnare your senses...

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... BTW what kind are they? 

[§haÅ--Ñ€ §hÅŽo 370]

Chocolate Chip, oh nommy nom!

[TmiguelT 10]

I can't stand the horror !!!

I'll scratch myself in punishment ...

[Hester 699]

Me too TmiguelT.

[§haÅ--Ñ€ §hÅŽo 370]

COOKIES!!! OH NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NMOOOOMMM

[Schulmanator 5,787]

The dark side has Darth's original homemade chocolate chip

and of course Queensferry has it own frosted choconimay cookies

BUT, if you want to be on the good side of the force, Schulmania has: