Schulmania

[vivapanda 422]

Even bigger?

He must have had one... They never found wires from that age after all..

(that was a kinda failed summary of a much longer joke, just act like its funny )

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Whoa!So much awesome stuff I have missed here!I better follow this CJ more.....

[simlink 1,098]

Ooh, seems interesting. Look forward to it!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

I think it's Sobkou... He was the Ancient Egyption messenger god... I think.

Can't wait for more!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Bringing the yummies over to the next page...

The mystery will be shown soon, so clear your calendar!!!

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Consider my calendar cleared!

[RipRap 4,400]

Can't wait Schulmanator! Tomorrow I might also post the long awaited ToT interview!

[Gn_leugim 853]

I have plenty of time now cleared it is

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Looking forward to it!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Middle Tenne: Where’s Waldo?

Welcome back to Elza, Middle Tenne’s gated community. There are actually 3 gates defending the city: Elza Gate, Dossett Gate and Tacora Gate. Elza, the largest gate, presides over the port. The port serves both military and commercial vessels. Tacora, the smallest gate, presides over the small private vessel port on the northwest side of town.

Today, there’s a big fuss in Elza. One of its most famous residents, Waldo Wilcox, the National Historian, has gotten lost somewhere in town. Can we find him? Let’s try.

He sorta looks like this, but was last seen wearing a bowtie.

He was seen leaving his residence at approximately 7:30 yesterday morning…

Neighbors say they saw him walking around the park, something he often did in the morning. But, no one saw him come home from work.

He showed up to his office at about 8 AM…

But he left soon thereafter, saying he was going to go pounce on some stuff and sun himself on a rock by the shore. But, he did not come back to work.

They looked all over for him, but he was nowhere to be found. And this was unusual, as he had a big presentation he was completing.

So, where’s Waldo?

When it became apparent he was not returning to the office, his staff became concerned. His colleagues split up to look for him.

His secretary, Miss Trixie A. Ward, walked the surrounding streets, asking everyone she met “Where’s Waldo?” But, no one found him…

His intern, Mack Trucke, searched down streets on the other end of town. He asked everyone he met “Where’s Waldo?” But, no one found him…

Professor Gilligan Eiland was out and about, asking everyone he met “Where’s Waldo?” But, no one found him…

Hurriedly, Waldo’s colleagues went to Jackson Square, in the heart of town. This is the place everyone goes when looking for something cool to do. Perhaps he came here? They set about asking everyone they met “Where’s Waldo?” But, no one found him…

They went to the Government House to report him missing

And to the Military Command Post, so that a search could be initiated

Trixie overheard someone talking about a strange incident over at the port this afternoon. A somewhat suspicious story… about a somewhat suspicious passenger buying a ticket. Could this be the lead they were hoping for? Can they find Waldo?

Meanwhile, on board a Tenne River Transit vessel bound for Knoxvegas and points east,…

“I am underpaid and underappreciated… I wonder what this briefcase full of state secrets will fetch me…. Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!”

[vivapanda 422]

Oh no! That sounds like he ate Bugulla's cake!

[simlink 1,098]

Oh dear, that's not good. Be on the lookout for suspicious "apple" cake, everyone!

Pretty village, BTW. Looks awesome with all the colours in the trees.

[Hester 699]

UH OH!!!!! BUGGULA!!!!

[emperordaniel 1,281]

TREACHERY!!!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Should Blitkarni air support be called in? Or God?

Lyhoko: Did someone mention me?

Lyhoko: Also, always remember, watch out for those "apple" trees.

[Schulmanator 5,787]

I am offering a reward if we can find Waldo before it's too late...

[Schulmanator 5,787]

[Hester 699]

I have been looking hard for him..so far no good! :-(

[Schulmanator 5,787]

sc4portugal Indeed! It is true. Welcome back, Daniel.

vivapanda Of course! They were definitely wireless in those days!

nathanthemayor Please do!

sim_link Thanks. I hope you liked it.

Lyhoko Leaci That would make sense… the original iCloud…

NMUSpidey What a coinky-dink… mine is cleared too!

111222333444 I am eager to see it!

Gn_leugim Perfect!

emperordaniel Me too!

vivapanda I think you might be right.

sim_link Glad you like the village… but beware of “food”!

Hester Looks like it…

emperordaniel I think so… but it may be related to an accidental Onimay consumption…

Lyhoko Leaci We may need back up if he cannot be found…

Hester At last report, he was seen leaving a transport ship at Schulmericho, Devonshire. He may be headed toward enemy lines. He must be stopped!

Up next, disturbing developments from the military front...

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Derek de Purrton (cousin of Phillip de Purrton) is hunting for him like a cat chases a mouse (or should it be "cat chases a human"?); so far, little success past the Schulmericho lead.

[Hester 699]

Is that Waldo on the back of the ship..nearest where the flag is? Maybe standing on a boom?

[Gn_leugim 853]

oh my, I didn't think of Waldo to be like this

btw I think I found him! he is over... hmm forget, is a llama :|

  Edited February 26, 2012 by Gn_leugim  

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Uh oh... just intercepted this transmission from Derek de Purrton:

"BOUNTY to ANGEL: Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee! Let's help Waldo Wilcox get to the Warpath Satrapy ASAP, so he can spill all those crucial Schulminion secrets to us, which would allow us to send more missiles to those evil felines... and not in the good way. Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!"

I guess BOUNTY (aka Derek de Purrton) forgot to watch out for "food"...

  Edited February 24, 2012 by emperordaniel  

[Dumanios 35]

I have sent an elite groups of manhunters. I have also instructed to avoid anything with labels where words have quote signs around them.

  Edited February 24, 2012 by Dumanios  

[Hester 699]

OH DUMANIOS!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

*Several Blitkarni fighter planes zip by overhead*

Hopefully their sensors will quickly find Waldo...

[Benedict 3,119]

Ack! Double agent! Reminds me of something that could happen in Ellis Valley.

I'd set Admiral Hestorb on task looking for him... she'll shred his traitorous hide.

[Schulmanator 5,787]

MILITARY UPDATE: Queensferry continues attacks on Schulmania. Devonshire towns of Port Eastway and Lakeshore targeted. More information can be found by clicking the news conference below...

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Those are some surprisingly wimpy explosions for bombs of such a size...

Death to Queensferry!

[RipRap 4,400]

I say we beat the barnacles out of Quensferry! Go Schulmania!