Schulmania

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Oh, no! The stars escaped! No wait, there's just orbiting. False alarm.

Can't wait for more!

Wait, aren't WE orbiting? I'm now SO confused! I'm re-reading your sentence and the world has stopped making sense. All I know is that I MUST SEE THE NEW UPDATE (as well as pad my stats a little bit hahahaha )

Wait, who's orbiting whom?

*Tries to grab a star, but it slips away, and bounces off of another star, sending both into wonky orbits.*

Oh, my, that could be a problem. Hurry! Release the update before all chaos breaks loose!

*TsTsTs* lol

Bring it up! Otherwise the use of pumpkin-seed oil will be prohibited

René

Wait, the stars are coated in pumpkin-seed oil? No wonder it was so slippery.

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Now, now... we can't rush the SchulmAnniversary... it is set for October 5. So everyone will just have to be super excited for a while! But, fear not, posting awards will come soon and that will keep you busy until the big day.

Here's a hint: there will be 2 parts and dozens of pictures. And NO Jar Jar Binks!!!

<------Click here to see the revolving globe showing Schulmania's visitors!

[emperordaniel 1,281]

YAHOOOO!!! BRING IT ON!!!

[9988 428]

Schulmanniversary 5! I can't wait for that update! And can't wait for my award!

  Edited September 28, 2011 by 9988  

[Eʟᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ 273]

I vote to name this update this:

"The super-awesome-amazingly-cool-shulmania-anniversary-5-update-which-will-dominate-every-update-because-it-has-2-parts-and-dozens-of-photos-and-other-neato-stuff-and-no-jar-jar-binks."

[RipRap 4,400]

Actually, there's 4 Updates: One would be in another CJ (It's a secret) and one is a secret (only 7 people knew about it )

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Dozens of pics over two updates, no Jar Jar Binks, and stars ricocheting off each other thanks to Leech? This is going to be the best update ever, and we're still no closer to figuring out who's orbiting who. I love it!

[9988 428]

Actually, there's 4 Updates: One would be in another CJ (It's a secret) and one is a secret (only 7 people knew about it )

What 7 people? I want to be one of them .

Also, can't wait for the awards!

[emperordaniel 1,281]

What date are the awards gonna be on exactly?

[RipRap 4,400]

Let's all be patient, it will be presented

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Today's top story: Schulmania posting awards being calculated today... top officials report that the trove of awards will be issued by this time tomorrow.

In other news... Admiral Hestorb continues her recovery. Her husband, Baron Nik, says she is well enough for him to embark to Lake Felis on important business.

Now, a word from our sponsor...

Our final story: The countdown is on until the big SchulmAnniversary mega-update. The Government of Schulmania reiterates its promises: big, awesome, and NO Jar Jar Binks. Though, if there is sufficient outcry for Jar Jar to appear, he can have a cameo and be pounced upon by many Schulminion dignitaries.

Thank you, and good evening... this has been Channel 4 Mews.

[Hester 699]

The Admiral is MARRIED???? May we see him?

[Keder 116]

Nice Slogan for Nikesoft . The cat lady is a little odd though.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Leech: Hestorb's married? I wonder what the post count awards will be like...

*A star zips by, bounces off of another star, and clips a water pipe, which starts spraying water everywhere*

Leech: Yep, chaos is breaking loose. Where'd the water pipe come from?

[emperordaniel 1,281]

The Admiral is MARRIED???? May we see him?

Agreed, though what surprised me was that he's a baron (Since Hestorb has a daughter, Princess Shelby, it's logical to assume that she is married )

Btw, can Jar Jar Binks appear, so all the cats can pounce on him? Pleeeeeeeease?

[Hester 699]

Now you really have me going! I want to see the Baron..and true about Princess Shelby. Hm.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

I wonder if the Baron will appear in the upcoming SchulmAnniversary 5 Update...

[Hester 699]

Moare about the Baron of Lake Felis.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Yes, more information on the Baron, please.

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Schulmania 2011 Third Quarter Posting Awards Ceremony

Includes all posts in Volumes 1-3 recorded as of Volume 2 Page 236 and Volume 3 Page 188. As noted in the 2010 Annual Awards, single posters will be counted but will not be shown because the length of the post will exceed the maximum allowed by the site. There are as of today 639 different posters in Schulmania, 386 of which are included here. Also, for your viewing pleasure, a newly expanded Flag Counter chart at the bottom can show all 141 countries... it has capacity to show 150. Curious to see how the rankings changed? See these:

• 2011 2nd Quarter Awards

• 2011 1st Quarter Awards
• 2010 Annual Awards (Part 1)
• 2010 3rd Quarter Awards

Now, without further ado, the official third quarter Schulmania Posting Awards!

[insert applause and cheers here]

Rank --- Name --- Comments

1 Leech10 1525

2 Hester 1347

3 Jacqulina 509

4 abcvs (craig_abcvs) 483

5 NMUSpidey 446

None, at the moment...

6 Benedict 287

7 DioAngel 259

8 Zelgadis 247

9 sc4portugal 209

10 Explodingsims 205

11 Smarty218 200

12 gabry85 187

13 Fledder200 180

14 bakercity 159

15 TmiguelT 153

16 ImVhOzzi 146

17 PhatHead 146

18 Shingure 146

19 ky72x 139

20 sobol 137

21 penguin007 136

22 homeandaway 133

23 John94538 131

24 panthersimcity4 130

25 Korot 128

26 ComputerGuy890100 127

27 Muck308 125

28 csgcseri 123

29 dfnva 123

30 lucky7 123

31 dralin321 121

32 asturianu 118

33 Joetropian1 118

34 suplado! 113

35 Archean 97

36 Patriots_1228 92

37 anarchy0029 91

38 kj3400 91

39 topcliff 88

40 Jhrnemo 85

41 Twenty20 85

42 cleaner475 78

43 Gn_leugim 75

44 anik 74

45 Larks2242 74

46 bbfan02 73

47 KingTitan 70

48 Nathanthemayor 70

49 111222333444 69

50 football_fever 68

51 GreekMan 67

52 9988 63

53 Rahjan 61

54 Giligone 59

55 PhilsCafe 58

56 Dumanios 57

57 edmonton_stinks 57

58 Sirron Kcuhc 55

59 pipishere 54

60 bat 53

61 jim 546 52

62 ilikehotdogsalot 51

63 Fallon144 48

64 Za 48

65 Emperordaniel 47

66 Only A Memory 47

67 Sgt Pepper 47

68 nihonkaranws 46

69 RushHourFreak 46

70 Victor Valdes 46

71 Shadow_Assassin 45

72 Shanna 45

73 Connor_V 42

74 Narya 38

75 chptrk 37

76 Simbourgeois 36

77 wwetom1 36

78 Hahayoudied 35

79 Bigbuilder 34

80 CarmineHilton 34

81 DCMetro34 33

82 Tomasneto 33

83 Vandy 32

84 astronelson 31

85 Petrovar Ambassador 30

86 patfirefghtr 29

87 El Burro 28

88 Patricius Maximus 28

89 wiecher 28

90 callbat 27

91 sEAhAwk fAn121 27

92 Voulpiotis 27

93 Escilnavia 26

94 Mikeaut1 26

95 balkair 25

96 blue sinjid 25

97 IDS2 25

98 infinitum19 25

99 Simfan34 25

100 Emelin 24

101 danielcote 23

102 granto93 23

103 gop 22

104 Naftixe 22

105 Reikhardt 22

106 Renedius 22

107 ironicepitome 21

108 The Duke 21

109 kakado_to_save 20

110 purpledaddy 20

111 citiesxlfan42 19

112 Dsrwhat316 19

113 jj88 19

114 thepokemaniac 19

115 Charles Rodulfo 18

116 Cowcorn 18

117 Darmok 18

118 Evillions 18

119 Kusajika Yachiru 18

120 archesrule29 17

121 CTMandR 17

122 jonpaulosiglos 17

123 Dedgren 16

124 knarfmo 16

125 Lynx of Nekominkoku 16

126 GMT 15

127 Ultra GIR XL 15

128 un1 15

129 willg 15

130 blade 2k5 14

131 caspervg 14

132 flyinbird93 14

133 FreewayofFlight 14

134 HamsterTK 14

135 justintime 14

136 manticorefan 14

137 Sadar 14

138 SimsRealator 14

139 Wrightguy0 14

140 mightygoose 13

141 Timmystwin 13

142 jjune4991 12

143 Meinhosen 12

144 seemurray2 12

145 SWAT-MEDIC 12

146 Tbone 04044 12

147 TheMentalist 12

148 Jill Jacobs 11

149 Mr. Beer 11

150 Naryanna 11

151 The Big Z 11

152 AceofSpades 10

153 Amerikaner 10

154 Archangel9 10

155 Blonde Twiggy 10

156 haljackey 10

157 His Divine Hand 10

158 Markus J 10

159 Russ93Plyr 10

160 Uumke 10

161 Almighty Nienaber 9

162 AngelOne 9

163 Curious George 9

164 deion30296 9

165 fern244 9

166 Heitomat 9

167 koolkalang 9

168 Tigeria 9

169 TowerDude 9

170 Zipme17 9

171 art128 8

172 Artur_001 8

173 DarkEldar 8

174 kelistmac 8

175 manman99 8

176 mayorm 8

177 TekindusT 8

178 Animaniacs 7

179 Crazychickensc12 7

180 Dadyrghluv 7

181 Duke87 7

182 Ggamgus 7

183 Hawkeye9 7

184 Moshi 7

185 sebby07 7

186 belfastuniguy 6

187 Crazyyaya 6

188 dj's girl 6

189 Evil_Someone 6

190 JJC12321 6

191 joncjon 6

192 MrCinatit 6

193 Pickled_pig 6

194 Retep Molinari 6

195 Riuchando 6

196 Skram 6

197 Unkle S27 6

198 wir3d 6

199 ZGMF - X88S 6

200 Zombiehunter 6

201 Andrey km 5

202 Chocolatemax285 5

203 cjman 5

204 Daan300 5

205 Eldado 5

206 Hableurg 5

207 Hanson784 5

208 Huston 5

209 jugioh1012 5

210 k50dude 5

211 krbe 5

212 Kryptowhite 5

213 MamaLuigi945 5

214 Mastof 5

215 mencc1701 5

216 rewright 5

217 Samerton 5

218 StreetxROBLOX 5

219 Tia-may 5

220 TimeMaster 5

221 tomdapom 5

222 Usfighter15 5

223 waway625 5

224 ac94 4

225 Ace_F15 4

226 Amyrai 200 4

227 Ccecill 4

228 City2TheMax 4

229 Damastius 4

230 Daniel01 4

231 dehyan309 4

232 dghh70 4

233 Dudkis 4

234 ecoba 4

235 Efkin 4

236 feliwi 4

237 Godzillaman 4

238 Guibanez_ 4

239 hunkske 4

240 IrvingTwoSmokes 4

241 Jakehh 4

242 jayo 4

243 Jrnavid 4

244 Kippis05 4

245 kolnikov inc 4

246 Nik-Nik 4

247 rainyday 4

248 rklesc 4

249 ROFLyoshi 4

250 SCkid 4

251 selles 4

252 smirkazor 4

253 villagemayor 4

254 Waerth 4

255 Wraner 4

256 xV.I.N.C.E.N.T.x 4

257 yarabundi 4

258 -?Maître? 3

259 2ch.net simplayer 3

260 Aaron Graham 3

261 Afrothunda 3

262 allez l'om 3

263 amdinside 3

264 apete34 3

265 Avrilivs 3

266 bartonn 3

267 Berethor07 3

268 Bipin 3

269 Blakeway 3

270 collgab 3

271 DaViru{:content:}nbsp; 3

272 De Ja Vu 3

273 Djohaal 3

274 djrules5454_simtropolisedition 3

275 downtownnewcastle 3

276 E.J.C. 3

277 Element 3

278 Firebird 3

279 GlobexCo 3

280 gshmails 3

281 Halenbyname 3

282 hotChocolate 3

283 jcabassa 3

284 Jersey_17011 3

285 jglei701 3

286 KUVACHIM 3

287 Ledge69 3

288 Maranello575 3

289 natuurzoon 3

290 newyorkrunaway1 3

291 nycsc4 3

292 Paulobergonci 3

293 Raul39 3

294 rusty_777 3

295 SaltandVinegar 3

296 simcity4fan12 3

297 SimRabbit 3

298 Sky Guy 3

299 SmartbyLaw 3

300 StLouisDude 3

301 Stnggrl 3

302 stoney525 3

303 Sumwonyuno 3

304 Superchad 3

305 Things Go Better With Milk 3

306 Unmannedperson 3

307 WillG_75 3

308 Zulu2065 3

309 1000000000000 2

310 2b2gbi 2

311 6underground 2

312 830point35 2

313 Adooxx 2

314 Bine 2

315 BKPB58 2

316 Camedia 2

317 carlbryan 2

318 connorc24 2

319 Cowboy[Texas] 2

320 ddmd 2

321 Edipo_Rey 2

322 ee99 2

323 Elemented9 2

324 estepaflip 2

325 exgamer07 2

326 fabsies55 2

327 Fischbob 2

328 Flann 2

329 Geronimo 2

330 Gilikov1994 2

331 Gridlock 2

332 hahei 2

333 iowndiscti 2

334 jesusnavidad 2

335 joeshmoe 2

336 Josh6 2

337 joshiejack 2

338 Keder 2

339 Kiwi n Grapes 2

340 KRAM 4346 2

341 LivingInThePast 2

342 lmcm1990 2

343 lolebagels 2

344 luker91 2

345 MayorTim 2

346 Monkee_boy 2

347 Mother of Invention 2

348 nanumea 2

349 Nardo69 2

350 Nay-nay 2

351 Nemesis666 2

352 NewEnglandGangsta511 2

353 noypi07 2

354 Ntq$310 2

355 NYCisBig… 2

356 Owenluby 2

357 packersfan 2

358 Paul5 2

359 Plane-Crash12000 2

360 psander5 2

361 Raysfan16 2

362 Ryalmighty1 2

363 Santos16 2

364 sedimenjerry 2

365 SgtJoeDes 2

366 sim-Al2 2

367 Simcitymasterman 2

368 SIMMANIA 2

369 SimRabbit123 2

370 sims co. 2

371 SimsPlanet2 2

372 Sithlrd98 2

373 Something_started 2

374 Spursrule14 2

375 StanislavSoltys 2

376 Terrymunweihao 2

377 The Mighty Cheese Grater 2

378 the00guvna 2

379 timcravey 2

380 Tommy_Vercetti3 2

381 Tonyr 2

382 trainguy4449 2

383 truflip99 2

384 Unassigned 2

385 Unknown-Figure1 2

386 Xperian 2

#387-639 would be here. When these folks post again, they will be named in the posting awards.

BONUS! SchulmaniStats update!

  Edited October 1, 2011 by Schulmanator  

[Hester 699]

Reading some of those names..I wonder what happened to some of them. I really enjoyed their CJ's and personalities. Miss seeing them these past several years.

[RipRap 4,400]

I have 69 posts D:

Post 70

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

That is a big gap between 2nd and 3rd place...

Interesting, I've posted over twice as many times here as there have been total posts in Queensferry...

[Forthwall 1,118]

214

[emperordaniel 1,281]

yay, I'm Devoted to Schulmania! I'm heading for the Centurion this time round!

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Man, I remember how exciting it was to become a Centurion. And the armor really brings out the blue in my eyes.

I, too, remember many of the names (but not faces, haha) of those who have posted here. Times change, however, and with it come new names to fill the void. That doesn't mean we wouldn't welcome the old names back with open arms, of course ! As for myself, it has become more difficult to post more often for me because I have to wait for baby to go to sleep, so I'm only here once a day (twice if it's a weekend). Eventually, I'll move up a rank. But, I'm not crying out for any Jar Jar. Let it be. Let it be. Let it be. Let it be. Whisper words of wisdom. Let it be.

[Wiecher 192]

You're just like Facebook, tracking all our activity here.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Man, I remember how exciting it was to become a Centurion.

Now I REALLY want to be a Centurion!

[9988 428]

I am aiming at least for Centurion Award next time! Hope I will made it to that 100 post milestone.

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Well, i will aim for the hard core award!Can't wait for it!