Schulmania

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Very awesome diagonals.

I hope one day we can slay the PFB for good.

[Schulmanator 5,787]

To slay the PFB forever... the ST llamas will need to harness all of their powers

I wish them well on their noble quest!

  Edited March 28, 2011 by Schulmanator  

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Yes, slay the PFB, not friendly neighborhood arachnids. Because arachnids are not bugs, right? You guys got that, right? Right??

[Schulmanator 5,787]

In Knoxvegas, the first capital of Tenne, anticipation is high...

By the old capitol, crowds have gathered. They have heard of this new thing called "Simtropolis 7" and they are eager to see what it is.

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Halfway across the Tenne Sea, citizens in Smightower are headed to the waterfront. They heard about the arrival of "Simtropolis 7" and want to see it coming in.

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We hear there's all sorts of upgrades in functionality coming...

This one sounds cool!

See you on the flip side....

... all hail ST 7.0!

[Follarch 326]

I was invited to see a preview of the new site! But I'm not allowed to view the thread so says SimTropolis. lol

I'm excited as well!

[Benedict 3,119]

Great diagonal streets and wall-to-wall buildings. And that's a great shot of Smightower...

[Larks2242 251]

Wonder how long Schulmania can last in this thread, now that the PFB is gone could it hit 1,000 pages?

[Josh6 873]

Hey Schulmanator. Your CJ is awsome. But maybe you need this cat to fight the PFB

Hes angry

[KCJC 367]

Hey Schulmanator. Your CJ is awsome. But maybe you need this cat to fight the PFB

Hes angry

Holy....!

The PFB wouldn't touch that thing.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Is the post bug (bugg?) dead yet?

And who got the cat wet?

[SounderBruce 173]

All hail ST7. All hail Schulmania. All hail!

Its good to be back!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

I am glad to be back. It's been a long time and I am looking to be back in style soon.

Anyone know how I can fix the first post on page 1 (and any other with a table in it) to make it look ok again?

I used my down time from ST to get some SC4 time in and plenty of new update material. So, brace thyselves!

PS: Anyone know if the post count thing is accurate? By my count, I went up about 100 posts when it should be about 4 since the last time I checked. Seems a bit fishy to me...

  Edited March 1, 2011 by Schulmanator  

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Ooo, a hundred extra posts? Sounds like the books are being cooked...

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Coming up... the first Schulmania update in Simtropolis 7...one guess who's back in this one...

[SounderBruce 173]

Ooh...Schulmania will keep delivering in ST7! Yay!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

The Model City

This update is written by the Queensferry Propaganda & Infestation Office, a division of QueensMedia Group, Ltd. QueensMedia Group allows free distribution of this update, since it is laced with so many subliminals and neuro-treats (yes, uleic acid, even in soft copy form) that all who read it or even glance at it or even think about it will be filled with an overwhelming urge to love Queensferry and support us in our quest to take over all and subjugate all to our inspired and glorious vision. All hail Queensferry! Death to all! All hail BuggUla! Death to all! [Please note: if the propaganda’s effects seem to be wearing off, please report immediately to an Infestation Center for full indoctrination and an Oil of Onimay chaser. Better you come to us than us have to come get you…]

And now, the feature presentation.

It has come to our attention that the feline population we are defeating does not fully understand the glories of our superiority. Their ignorance has fueled their pitiful and doomed resistance. Therefore, if we take the time to educate the pitiful creatures, they should be able to better determine how pointless it is to resist our dominance and how much better life is in the Buggulan realm. Commander Ben Staring has proposed that we build a model city in the conquered lands, to illustrate how superior we truly are. That should lessen resistance as inferiors often feel fear of the unknown. Because this backwards population often resides out of doors and climbs over walls with ease, the Commander has recommended that a modified city be built; one more open and lower density that a typical paradisiacal Queensferry splendorous city. BuggUla, being the all-knowing, all-caring leader that it is, has graciously consented to this diplomatic initiative. How caring and benevolent! How munificent and generous! How very gracious and uplifting! All hail BuggUla! Death to all! All hail Queensferry! Death to all! All hail victory! Death to all!

And now, to reveal the model city. Our Office of Subjugation and Vengeance is currently organizing tours for all residents of the feline nation. They can come and see the paradise which awaits them. And of course, then promptly surrender and bend their knees in reference to the BuggUla! Begin the awe inspiring now.

We have constructed single family dwellings and even planted yards. That’s what we call attention to detail!

We have added modern shopping features. Dinky Mall is sure to be a hit with those backwards bumpkins.

It is always good to showcase our industrial might. Ahhh,… the smell of money being made.

Partly cloudy? Not a problem!

We have installed rail, which should impress the losers in the hinterland.

All of this fabulous new work has been built by our native population “volunteers”. How very hospitable of them.

Our “volunteers” have graciously constructed some uleic acid mines for all to enjoy. Soon, local production of Oil of Onimay will begin.

In an attempt to be more welcoming, we have elected to not surround rail lines with barbed wire. We have fewer security walls around town as well. But, fear not: we have other ways to monitor the population.

Who wouldn’t be excited to live across the street from an Infestation Center?

Of course, some traditional Queensferry dwellings are being built as well.

Our “volunteers” will be able to live here just as soon as they finish building everything.

As mentioned, we have other ways to secure the town. Fewer walls? Fewer fences? Not a problem!

If this model of perfection is not enough to persuade the enemy of their errors, they deserve the fate which awaits them. All hail victory! Death to all! All hail BuggUla! Death to all! All hail Queensferry! Death to all!

[SounderBruce 173]

Eww...Queensferry...gotta squish those bugs! Reminds me of the bugs from that one movie...Starship Troopers...with Michael J. Fox...

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Bugs: the natural food for spiders.

[Hester 699]

BuggUla..you will see the error of your ways. I guarantee it.

[kakado_to_save 514]

I have a cat and, she really hates bugs...you know.. kill them chase them and cut there legs of..... Coincidence?!?!??!?!?!

[lucky7 73]

Uh, BuggUla once again shows us his pitiful doctrines... a *model* city, pfff. Better get assimilated by the charme of the scenic, beautiful and tranquil cities and towns of Schulmania.

So, BuggUla, have no fear as the Schulmanator is here lol

Bruce, great work on Tenne,

take care,

René

[FreewayofFlight 41]

What kind of attention to detail are they talking about? They forgot the sandbox and cream bar!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Click the pic to see the latest and greatest from Harar!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

There was a leech infestation in the Tenne Sea yesterday and early today.

On a side note, the water in Knoxville tastes funny.

Kill the evil Buggs!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

There was a leech infestation in the Tenne Sea yesterday and early today.

On a side note, the water in Knoxville tastes funny.

Kill the evil Buggs!

You were in Knoxvegas??? Cool.What brought you there?

Did it look like it does in Schulmania?

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Yay!This CJ is PFB free!Looks like that city has high pollution levels.....

[FreewayofFlight 41]

I wish to formally declare my full support to Schulmania during her quest to rid herself of the Queensferry menace! Please accept my peace offering as a token of my sincerity.

[Hester 699]

I hope Leech tells you about his trip to Knoxville.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

I know I'd be interested in hearing about Leech's trip!

[Larks2242 251]

I'm interested about what the water tastes like.