The Chat Logs: sometimes humor at its best

[granto93 4]

Our Funny conversation about people getting turned on by metal and electrocution

granto93 topcliff: yes, im gonna fantasise about me having ass ugly metal bars in my mouth

scififan68 left the room. (Logged out)

godzillaman: granto93: : |

topcliff: Hey, it could happen. There are people who get turned on by metal.

granto93 godzillaman: i was joking

firebird: ewww

granto93 topcliff: yes....metal is very erotic

topcliff: It's true. Saw a Taboo thing on it. Weird turn-ons and stuff.

granto93 topcliff: : | god help those people

topcliff: There's also a small cult that gets turned on by electrocution.

topcliff: Many people were harmed in the making of this documentary.

granto93 topcliff: HAHAHA.....thats gold

godzillaman: topcliff: lol

greenville17: k...hence y it's a "small" cult lol

janype: *zzzzzzzzaaaapppp* Oooh baby! //0

godzillaman: janype: rofl

granto93 janype: ROFLMFAO

topcliff: ROFLMFMFAOD!!!

firebird falls over laughing

granto93 they get a good buzz from electrocution

scififan68 joined the room.

scififan68 Back!

topcliff: Quite the literal "turn-on".

granto93 yay!

janype: granto93: mwahaha that they do

firebird: wb scifi, you must missed something

scififan68: ty

godzillaman: lol

scififan68: what?

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granto93 scififan68: electro-gasms

granto93 not really

firebird: o_0

godzillaman:

granto93 firebird: i wont bother to explain that one

topcliff: Oh, and then they also covered fruit turnons. There are actually people turned on by avocadoes. Surprisingly, most live in California.

scififan68: granto93: wt....

granto93 scififan68: about people who get turned on by electrocution

granto93 a convo you missed

firebird: litterally

granto93 very stupid

scififan68: NOOOOOOO

scififan68: lol

topcliff: Somebody save it!

topcliff: Now!!!

scififan68: give it to me!!

[topcliff 1]

Nice one Grant. Good place to have saved it too. That will be forever remembered in my books.

[scififan68 23]

Originally posted by: granto93 Our Funny conversation about people getting turned on by metal and electrocution

scififan68: give it to me!!

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Looks like I don't need it anymore. 

[justintime 8]

here's one for half a hour ago

justintime glenni: this took me 3 Hours to make

darkeldar left the room. (Logged out)

frogface: glenni: what tha funk ?

greenville17: ttyl all

glenni: cool

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justintime glenni: can a map be made based on it?

mrvegetable is comparing Halo 3 prices online

glenni: no way in hell Making landscapes is just waay too complex for me.

justintime glenni: but now you have a Blue Print

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glenni joined the room.

justintime What the hell?

justintime glenni: but now you have a Blue Print

glenni left the room. (Logged out)

glenni joined the room.

justintime Damn it Glenn

scififan68: wb

glenni left the room. (Logged out)

scififan68: stop it glenn

justintime Is he gone?

[topcliff 1]

Here's one from tonight. Don't ask . . .

topcliff So, like the new 'do?

micah left the room. (Logged out)

topcliff No more Mod! WOOHOO!

specialeddie: partay.

scififan68: party in chat!

topcliff I'll steal the keg!

scififan68: LOL

firebird: topcliff: i'm MSNing witha mod now you strange person

topcliff *hic* Oon hurnded and *hic* . . .

firebird: rofl

topcliff *hic*

firebird: i wont call him in tho, this is just funny

firebird sets liquor on fire

topcliff *hic* Gurd, theez eez purdy *barf* Yay . . .

topcliff *hic*

scififan68: WEEEEE!

topcliff *hic* Soomburdy ge' out the *hic* mechurnical *hic* bool . . .

scififan68: "firebird:sets liquor on fire" WEEEEEEE!!!

specialeddie: underage drinking!!!

specialeddie: mods!

topcliff *hic* Yoo look a *barf hic barf more* leedle purdy to-*hic*nigh' . . .

topcliff http://img86.imageshack.us/img86

[Psycho_Teddy 25]

xmike1991: psycho_teddy: where do u live?

psycho_teddy gingerblokey: I may already have it, I just never watch it

gingerblokey: althougth this episode of QI is soooo taking the mick out of the US

psycho_teddy xmike1991: Ohio, unfortunately

scififan68: I have BBC America

xmike1991: oh ok

gingerblokey: "another accident, of course, the Americas, not alltogether succesful"

agun1496 joined the room.

psycho_teddy gingerblokey: lol

scififan68: I don't watch it

yoshikoroyimara: wb

gingerblokey: "Well he was American so bigotry is all part of the deal"

psycho_teddy get it yet?

scififan68: hi

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xmike1991: im a little mad bbc A stopped showing new episodes of hollyoaks on tv. its only online

psycho_teddy (

agun1496: i tried the moolah thing and it didnt work

gingerblokey: not my words but the words of our National Hero

yoshikoroyimara: scifi...guess what?

psycho_teddy agun1496: you didn't use parentheses did you?

gingerblokey: xmike1991: C4 shows Hollyoaks ..

xmike1991: not in england atm

psycho_teddy type exactly this...

psycho_teddy Moolah 999999999

xmike1991: i think the US is behind about 30 episodes

psycho_teddy xmike1991: lol

gingerblokey: oh well Sean Paul is gay?

gingerblokey: got that far yet

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gingerblokey: its the only story line I know

xmike1991: john paul

xmike1991: yes he is

xmike1991: him and craig shag like 10 times

chunkymon24490: in hollyoaks?

gingerblokey: i know awesome scenes

gingerblokey: so hot

gingerblokey:

xmike1991: yes

psycho_teddy gingerblokey:

xmike1991: i love it lol

chunkymon24490: i think its good lol

psycho_teddy WHAT THE HELL HAS THIS TOPIC REDUCED TO?!

psycho_teddy lol

xmike1991: john pauls ''girlfriend'' is ugly

psycho_teddy Im gonna save this chat... lol

xmike1991: go ahead

gingerblokey: my enjoyment of soft-core gay porn on prime-time British television

chunkymon24490: dont you think its funny how every single person in hollyoaks is ridiculously stunning

xmike1991: lmao

Too funny!

[BurroDiablo 222]

^ lol... you just put the nail in Gingerblokeys coffin

[yoshikoroyimara 5]

10/16/07....or 16/10/07...or whatever...here's topcliff's battle against toki for toki's soul...awkward...but cool...

codythemonkey: hi x2

topcliff: We have catnip tranquilizing grenades. You are defenseless, especially when my British Squadron attacks.

yoshikoroyimara your Italian, though

topcliff: You don't know what's going on. Stay out.

topcliff: Please.

yoshikoroyimara okay...

yoshikoroyimara sure thing

topcliff: This is war between me and Toki over his soul!

yoshikoroyimara okay....

yoshikoroyimara awkward...

lilbrownsuga5 left the room. (Logged out)

toki.s: theres a problem to your plan, topcliff...

topcliff: What?! My British Squadron goes anywhere: they're specially trained gerbils found near Canary Wharf. They have the capabilities to handle a shotgun.

nemesis666 joined the room.

topcliff: They also have a fondness for Earl Grey . . .

toki.s: you see... I had already sold my soul for a bag of nachos! your t late, bwahahaha!!

toki.s: to*

topcliff: Fine, now it's for your sneakers.

topcliff: Attack!

toki.s: i dont own sneakers

toki.s: hehehe

topcliff: Um, your microwave?

toki.s: uhh.. yeah, thats possible.. go for it

yoshikoroyimara it's probably dirty...

topcliff: British Squadron, fall out! You'll bet your bloody Earl Grey when you're done Nigel!

nemesis666 left the room. (Logged out)

firebird joined the room.

toki.s reveals his secret weapon!

yoshikoroyimara hey ff

topcliff: *sounds of British gerbils marching asking bystanders for cigarettes and Earl Grey*

firebird: toki:

codythemonkey: austin!

firebird: cody!

toki.s: firebird is my secret weapon!! (good timing) bwahahaha!!

topcliff: Oy then gerbils, we 'ave a bloo'y job to do! Ge' the microwave and we ge' our Earl Grey! *mob of happy gerbils*

codythemonkey: the chat is messing up meh gmae

codythemonkey: (

toki.s: attack almighty firebird!!

firebird accadently sets toki's shorts on fire

firebird:

toki.s: dammit!

firebird: codythemonkey: (

filasimo: hey firebird

topcliff: He was our double agent. Good work Austin, here's your Earl Grey.

toki.s: shoot that other way dammit!!

firebird: hey fila

toki.s: ffiiilllaaaaa!!!!!!!

firebird drinks tea

firebird: toki.s: sooooowwy!

topcliff: Okay, Italian Regiment, fall in on said target!

[topcliff 1]

Ah, classic. There seems to be funnier chats ever since I went back to chatting. Hm . . .

[2nerdy4u 1]

Sure topcliff... you're the real life of the party...

Theres stuff after that that was pretty funny too... I should've saved it...

EDIT (days later, cuz double posting is bad...): Ok here's a little something that happened today in chat. It's really, really long, so get ready...

sten1700: What do you guys think about Paris Hilton? I heard she will be the new model of the sims 2 or something.. but I think that's not true

topcliff: All those Z's in your speech make me think your German for some odd reason.

glenni: Well that was a pretty dumb thing to do..

moshi: okay...

bo_bandy: I think zhe iz an ugly whore

bo_bandy: No zhape and dirty

moshi: I concur with the viking

romaq: Who's Paris Hilton?

sten1700: Lol xD I (L) Paris

bo_bandy: an ugly whore

sten1700: Lol

topcliff: She's only famous because of her parents. She's somewhat ugly, to say the least.

romaq: Who are her parents?

janype: Ugly is a big word

topcliff: They own the world's largest hotel chain.

bo_bandy: My gf had more zhape when zhe waz 10 yrz old

topcliff: You know, Hilton Hotel Inc.?

bo_bandy: Thiz beetch iz uzelezz

romaq: Ah... so who the hell is Paris Hilton?

bo_bandy: the ownerz daughter

topcliff: Their fugly daughter who was recently jailed.

bo_bandy: for zome reazon zhe iz famouz

janype: Useless socialite windbag

bo_bandy:

moshi: Correction: the owner'z daughter

glenni: topcliff: So she's basically just a bum that lives from her parent's fame?

sten1700: Yes, But she is totally fake She has Brown eyes , Bigger nose! She did like 3 nose jobs,

2nerdy4u janype: Exactly

moshi: aren't we all?

romaq: So... why is it we are talking about her if nobody really cares?

topcliff: Yeah. There was this HUGE media uproar a few months ago when she had to go to jail. For forty days.

glenni: topcliff: Oh, big deal!!

topcliff: Yeah, evidently!!!

bo_bandy: Itz zuch a dizgraze

topcliff: Every newspaper and news channel had the story.

bo_bandy: It waz pathetic at bezt

2nerdy4u People like Paris Hilton make Americans look bad...

bo_bandy: YUP

bo_bandy: real bad

topcliff: True dat.

bo_bandy: americanz are bad though

glenni: nah

glenni: that's Bush

bo_bandy:

romaq: News media gerally tend to have stories about nothing of material consequence. So why are WE talking about... who's this person again?

2nerdy4u Absolutely pathetic that people here worship celebrities...

[topcliff 1]

Wow, that's freakin' long. About a good topic. I still say she'd use the disc for dog food.

[justintime 8]

Chat over ran by Russian

[Palpatine001 57]

Poor hym got tag teamed today in the chat

___idiotbox: hym: stop smelling like Shamu? he's not attractive

godzillaman: toki.s: lol

masochist: scififan68: He's a Texas Tech wide reciever

hym: I'm not smelling like him anymore!

toki.s: I hate all crank that, and any other versions

palpatine001 For the Chat Room Op whos in the chat room in a visible presence but not a physical presence - aka SLEEPING ON THE JOB! This award goes to this op for while contributing to the chat, they are more likely to be sleeping on the job and even would miss an appearance by the Dirktator.

hym: You just keep calling me Shamu.

___idiotbox: hym: right... i totally believe you.

toki.s: shamu... hahaha

___idiotbox: lol I do

masochist: scififan68: He's a freshman who's already broken the NCAA record for most TD catches by a freshman. He's also the big man on campus right now

hym: ___idiotbox: I smell much btter now.

scififan68: ah

hym: better*

toki.s: hym:

godzillaman: palpatine001: who would this be?

palpatine001 it smells like ladies purfume in here

palpatine001 godzillaman: secret

godzillaman: :@

hym smells manly.

hym:

socomseal45: :$ :#

masochist: hym: lol

scififan68: masochist: you know him?

palpatine001 hym u sure u didnt put ladies purfume on as it stinks of it in here

masochist: scififan68: Not personally

___idiotbox: hym: sure... thats what they all say...

socomseal45: godzillaman: be careful, anger can kill

godzillaman: hym: ...smelt something funny...:\

hym: ___idiotbox: You don't believe me? (

hym hides.

masochist: scififan68: Way too many people on campus for me to chance a meeting with him. That and the fact that I'm not in the athletics department

palpatine001 manliness is a sign of being metrosexual

___idiotbox: hym: sometimes I believe. But right now, nope.

toki.s: bleh

scififan68: masochist: oh

scififan68: ah*

firebird left the room. (Logged out)

hym runs out of the chat room screaming like a little girl.

hym left the room. (Logged out)

palpatine001 LOL

godzillaman: ROCK LOBSTER!

masochist: hym: Poor hym...will have to change his screen name

palpatine001 someone get a screen print of that

toki.s: YEAH!

___idiotbox: godzillaman: LOLOLOL

toki.s: I love that song!

palpatine001 I gave the poor sod a man issues complex

godzillaman: cant that song out of my head

[masochist 111]

Heh heh...here's the first part of the story that Palpatine001 posted up there...

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___idiotbox: i love guitare hero. i stood in line for guitar hero 3 in the cold weather. Number 15 out of 40-something.

___idiotbox: guitar*

confused04: ___idiotbox: good?

cheese91: ellie: you're a warrior

alf112233: thanks

godzillaman: I can't wait for Godzilla Unleashed)

firebird: ___idiotbox: sounds like me and Halo3.... or i wish

confused04: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2582-Zero-Punctuation-MOH-Airborne funny review

hym: cheese91: Ellie makes me look like a wimp.

masochist alf112233: And it's tiny, but it's like having an international airport in your town. It's suppose to be an illusion

haljackey: I'm more of a DDR player myself, but Im okay @ Gutar hero

___idiotbox: cheese91: hahaha

hym: But then, so do you.

cheese91: hym: ahhaha

toki.s: godzillaman: godzilla game?

___idiotbox: Oh yeah, the game is amazing.

cheese91: hym: pfft. girl power.

masochist ___idiotbox: I hate these people at AspyrMedia

godzillaman: toki.s: they have two out and the third is coming out

cheese91: hym: ellie and i are amazing.

masochist Went to Best Buy on the 28th

hym feels inferior for being a guy.

masochist Looking for the PC version

hym: (

cheese89: well anyway, i only came in here because addie made me. so now im off... I smell really bad and need to take a shower

toki.s: godzillaman: hah! awesome, must get that then

cheese91: bye 89

scififan68: cya

alf112233 left the room. (Logged out)

cheese89: bye everyone

godzillaman: toki.s: its for wii and psp I think

masochist Find out that the PC versino comes out on the 12th...

cheese89 left the room. (Logged out)

___idiotbox: see ya!

codythemonkey: cya

haljackey: //13

codythemonkey: -_-

godzillaman: ps2 also...:\

confused04: I want Mass Effect so bad

cheese91: =P I hate when that happens cody

codythemonkey:

codythemonkey: happened to me and ellie

toki.s: godzillaman: dammit! way to make me happy then depressed with in 5 minutes (

godzillaman: toki.s: actually...about half a minute

masoch

[Godzillaman 21]

lol classic I got the chat on rock lobster for a minute

Poor, poor hym

[Palpatine001 57]

And today we go on to what people Drive...

And oh Donkeys

But first VT and I playing the "I've got the bigger... game"

palpatine001 I have 256mb of ram

palpatine001 video ram that is

palpatine001 I never knew my presence could be so overpowering that no one speaks

codythemonkey: lol

palpatine001 either that or this room is snobbing me

psycho_teddy: palpatine001: sorry, I was preoccupied

palpatine001 thats prefectly fine

psycho_teddy: No, he has 256MB system RAM :SD

psycho_teddy:

justintime joined the room.

codythemonkey: hi

palpatine001 lol the Biology and Chem departments are gonna get a free ass kicking from the university for not finishing exam marking

justintime left the room. (Logged out)

palpatine001 LOL

justintime joined the room.

palpatine001 has 2gb of ram in a laptop

evil_someone: lol

psycho_teddy: palpatine001: LOL

psycho_teddy has 1GB

voar tok has 2GB

voar tok pwns all

voar tok:

palpatine001 Desk or laptop

voar tok: laptop

palpatine001 I have 2gb too u dunce

psycho_teddy: laptop

evil_someone will have 1gb in two days

psycho_teddy: palpatine001: )

codythemonkey: i have 1.50gb of ram

voar tok: palpatine001: but what color is your laptop?

palpatine001 so then 3 of us pwn everyone elses desktops

evil_someone: grrr

palpatine001 silver, the outter trim is one of this magessium/alloy thingys

evil_someone farts on stinky laptops

seahawk fan121: humm...

palpatine001 did I say silver, damn I am colour blind

evil_someone: eww

psycho_teddy: palpatine001: Dell 1501?

evil_someone has been frozen by voar tok

palpatine001 nope Toshiba

psycho_teddy: oic

psycho_teddy: Impressive for Toshiba, I must say

palpatine001 expensive but worth all $3000

psycho_teddy:

evil_someone: holy cow!

voar tok: evil_someone: nice try

psycho_teddy 's cost $480

palpatine001 its a 17"laptop

justintime left the room. (Logged out)

psycho_teddy: beat that!

voar tok: palpatine001: mine is black

palpatine001 thats NZ$3000 u sillies

palpatine001 black is so yesterday

psycho_teddy: oh LOL

evil_someone left the room. (Logged out)

voar tok: with a 17" screen, and a

[justintime 8]

When Frogs attack

justintime shoots the Frog again

justintime dumb little Frogface

swat-medic wakes up and shoots justintime

boggy1: OMG it must be Christmas; the Coca Cola Train advert is on!

mrvegetable: ooo

mrvegetable: and there is an online Penguin Racing game!

mrvegetable: never seen anything so cool!

justintime cuts SWAT medic with Bullets

frogface: justintime: X(

justintime shoots frogface in his Frogface

justintime gets attacked by 50 frogs

justintime Aggggh!!!

justintime THEIR PEEING ON ME!!!

xmike1991 came back.

xmike1991: heyy im still here

xmike1991: justintime: ..........

justintime THEY ARE BITING ME!!!

boggy1: uhm

frogface: serves you right

codythemonkey:

swat-medic: Mike

frogface: for shooting me in my frogface

xmike1991: swat-medic: swat

justintime shoots his AK47 and hits random people

justintime damn frogs!

justintime fights with the frogs

swat-medic: xmike1991: mike

justintime gets owned by the frogs

xmike1991: swat

justintime aggghh!!!

justintime HELP!!!PRIVYET!!!

boggy1: ..

justintime yells in Russian

janype: geez, you leave for a second and it's Lord Of the Flies, starring frogs

justintime gets to his T90

justintime HA! Damn frogs, now what?!

saltandsauce joined the room.

swat-medic: ba

justintime Frog gets a mech

justintime OH HELLS NO!!!

boggy1: gah gotta restart again

boggy1 left the room. (Logged out)

justintime Shoots frogface in his foot

frogface: :#

justintime )

justintime Gets attacked by the frogs

justintime

justintime AGHHGAGA!!!

justintime fires his AK randomly, fighting the frogs

justintime DIE DAMN YOU

justintime get ran over by Frog face in a Frogmobie

xmike1991: wth is going on?

frogface: too much waccy baccy

justintime throws a soda can at Frogface

frogface: justintime: you should start fighting with the toads, nobody will miss them

[Palpatine001 57]

And here is what you don't say to your g/f who just came back from the gym

hym: As for female friends, I only have one.

codythemonkey joined the room.

sixers33 joined the room.

1ajs: hey

hym: hi

1ajs: wb

palpatine001 that was a fast lunch

sixers33: mmm

palpatine001 didnt the attachment come thru

sixers33: sausage roll and doughnut

1ajs: ?

sixers33: palpatine001: got it here now

1ajs: lol

palpatine001 shes back from the gym, I am going to be cruel

sixers33: haha

sixers33: Tell her:

hym: You're girlfriend?

sixers33: "Did you just come back from McDonald's?"

patriots_1228: palpatine001: nah, didn't even come

palpatine001 sixers33: LOL

sixers33: "I thought you were going to a gym"

palpatine001 and earn myself a black eye

sixers33:

sixers33: yep

patriots_1228: alright, just came

palpatine001 wait I just said that to her: "hey how was gym, bit of a work out with the quarter pounder"

palpatine001 gmail is slow

patriots_1228: thanks!

patriots_1228 left the room. (Logged out)

sixers33: palpatine001: lol

palpatine001 I am getting the biggest filthy evils in history

sixers33: haha

palpatine001 to make it work I am eatting smoke chicken and a cream doughnut drinking Lift

palpatine001 *worse

grizzly696 joined the room.

sixers33:

1ajs: hi

grizzly696: sup

grizzly696 went away.

grizzly696 came back.

palpatine001 offers her, her lunch

sixers33: lol

sixers33: she will really want lunch now

palpatine001 heres some rabbit fodder, lettuce, carrot, lite cheese and a glass of water

grizzly696: how all you sim city fanatics going?

sixers33: i don't play SC

firebird sneezes

palpatine001 right now I am taunting my other half with a plate of rabbit fodder

1ajs: lol

1ajs: http://www.pointdouglas.com/plug­ins/p17_image_gallery/images/99­3.jpg

grizzly696: lmao

palpatine001 ducks from the incoming cheese

palpatine001 OI you hit sixers with that excuse for cheese!

fukuda came back.

fukuda: back

palpatine001 I see

firebird eats imcomming cheese

grizzly696 left the room. (Going to S

[Boggy1 45]

chicah imagines every time aarons boyfriend tries to kiss him aaron leans away and stares at him all "okay, that was gross. In a way. Nauseatingly sweet. Ewww."

boggy1 LOL

boggy1 I am not that bad

boggy1 most of the time

jvlm.123: who's badmouthing kissing? X(

thequiltedllama: X(

chicah: jvlm.123: boggy

boggy1 I am not!

boggy1 Kissing is an interesting experiance. When it's done right. And your not smashing your head on bits of tree.

chicah: boggy1: ...okay. Tell us the story.

jvlm.123: boggy kisses trees?

jvlm.123: what?

simen:

chicah: jvlm.123: a boy's gotta practice

boggy1 No, I just sorta stood up in shock and I was sitting under a very large branch >_>

thequiltedllama: this rather takes me back, to when jvlm was kissing cheese graters.

chicah: boggy1: why did you get up in shock?

boggy1 Um

boggy1 So anyway

chicah: was jvlm kissing cheese graters? *curious*

boggy1 the weather is terrible isn't it?

jvlm.123: chicah: XD

janype: Wouldn't surprise me

jvlm.123: janype:

chicah: boggy1: Don't you dare switching the subject

boggy1 chicah: I just did

chicah: Damn, it even worked. Guys in this chat are too easily distracted.

janype: boggy1: Yeah we completely forgot about you kissing trees already

simen: chicah: LOL

simen: boggy1: tell the rest!

janype: chicah: no w.. ooh shiny

boggy1 it wasn't me kissing trees omg >_<

chicah: simen: Det var en søt dag første gangen vi var sammen nesten

thequiltedllama: even better, draw us a picture.

chicah: simen: Huh, did I say something? :S

simen: chicah:ja.... Skulle ha kyssa deg..

chicah: Just so you guys know it, simen just admitted being a homophobic AND a person supressing women

simen: husker du hvor mye vi snakka helga før der?

chicah: No we're really just making fun of this conservative party here

simen: chicah: the sad part is its true that I did

chicah: simen: Vi kyssa den dagen på Gressholmen da

janype: It looks like he's talking about bumping someone called 'Helga'

simen: chicah: vi kyssa før deg og

janype: and kissing a dog

simen: gressholmen hadde vi vært sammen en uke.

boggy1 LOL

chicah: lol, helga=the weekend

janype: Yeah that's what he wants you to think )

boggy1 I tillegg er det nokre øyar som ligg direkte under den britiske krona som og øygruppene rundt mange mindre ein sjølvstendig stat. Såleis er det to sjølvstendige statar på dei britiske øyane.

simen: chicah: vi var på kino på mandag, vi kyssa på onsdag.

simsrealator: will you guys stop posting in a diffrent language...it makes me feel left out

[SimsRealtor 20]

12:40 codythemonkey: hi

12:40 simsrealator: BOO

» im back

12:41 swat-medic: wir3d: you have to make them

12:41 simsrealator: hi swat

» ok dont talk to me

»

12:42 codythemonkey:

12:42 simsrealator ties everybody up to a humugus tree

12:42 simsrealator:

12:43 codythemonkey breaks free and sits back down

12:43 simsrealator ties CTM back up

12:43 janype: god, again with the trees

12:43 codythemonkey: CTM?

12:44 simsrealator: cody the monkey

» huh

» duh

12:44 codythemonkey: im not Community Trade Mark

»

12:44 simsrealator: well ya you are

simsrealator puts a CTM sticker on his rear end

"pause"

12:45 simsrealator:

» hellooo?? anybody home

12:46 codythemonkey: Nope

12:46 simsrealator: why not?

12:47 simsrealator gets on the ground and curls up and dies

12:47 codythemonkey:

12:48 simsrealator: whats all the hubba

» bubba

12:48 janype: codythemonkey: Better get the shovel out

12:48 codythemonkey: brb need to get some tylenol

12:49 simsrealator: you guys are mean

12:49 codythemonkey: back

12:49 simsrealator puts pepto-bismol in the tylonel

12:49 codythemonkey: don't know what tylonel is

12:50 simsrealator: tylonol

» tylenol

» dam

»

12:51 simsrealator: Lets go back and talk about my avitar....TREES

12:51 swat-medic: did some more work

simsrealator: was it fun?

12:52 simen: ok you cant deny the fact that Im hot!

12:52 janype: Well, actually

12:52 simsrealator: *cough* emo *cough*

12:52 ssmbrocks joined the room.

12:52 codythemonkey: hi

12:52 simsrealator: brocks

12:52 simen: simsrealator: jealous^.^

12:52 ssmbrocks: me too

12:53 simsrealator: im not jealus......im flabergassed..

12:53 ssmbrocks: oh

12:53 simsrealator: flabergassed...funny word

12:54 simen: simsrealator: I dont want to know wether u have gas or not

n lookit dat cute hello kitty scarf

12:54 swat-medic:

12:54 janype: bbl

12:54 ssmbrocks: I feel so sad i cant believe maxis didnt make a simcity society for MAC USERS!!

12:54 janype left the room. (Logged out)

12:54 swat-medic: vya

12:54 codythemonkey: vya?

12:54 tpsirvio joined the room.

12:54 codythemonkey:

12:54 swat-medic: ssmbrocks: maxis doesn't own that, tilted mill does

12:54 codythemonkey: HI

12:54 swat-medic: i think

» no, ea

12:55 codythemonkey: woops..caps lock

» no, ea

12:55 codythemonkey: woops..caps lock

» >__>

12:55 068664663 joined the room.

12:55 codythemonkey: hiya

12:55 ssmbrocks: tilted mill why didnt you make a simcity society for mac!

12:55 068664663: Hello

12:55 simsrealator: hi mr.number

12:55 ssmbrocks: Ea why didnt you make a sim city society for MAC USERS!!!!

12:55 simsrealator: numbers*

068664663: simsrealator- I'm the number hoard, just so you know...

12:56 simsrealator passes gas

12:56 ssmbrocks: ( (

12:56 068664663: ???????

12:56 codythemonkey left the room. (Logged out)

12:56 068664663: Bye-bye

12:56 jim1994 joined the room.

12:56 068664663: Hello

12:56 jim1994: omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12:57 ssmbrocks: you really cut the cheese

12:57 jim1994: ><

12:57 sim

[Explodingsims 3]

Well, Here's a little something some of us did in chat a while ago, maybe it truly is one of those "You had to be there chats....

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There are 9 people in 5 rooms.

You entered Social Lobby. Room topic is: Open Casual Chat.

scififan68: hi

explodingsims Hello

scififan68: my internet is kicking firebirds internet

explodingsims Woot

scififan68: http://www.speedtest.net/result/­196914064.png

claymeganpruitt: Right now my sister is getting ready. Oh no! Here she is! No, she is brushong her hair, no no, aaaah! Bye guys, here is my sister!

explodingsims My desktop kicks all

scififan68: explodingsims: pic?

claymeganpruitt: how are you?

explodingsims maybe..after I get this windowsblinds thing working

scififan68: good

claymeganpruitt: what have you been doing?

hym joined the room.

scififan68: hi hym!

codythemonkey: hi hym

claymeganpruitt: Hi Hym

scififan68: poor firebird

justanothersim86: hey

firebird: hey hym

explodingsims https://i188.photobucket.com/albu­ms/z137/ExplodingSims/Desktop3.­jpg

firebird: can i borrow your UNI's internet for a sec?

hym: firebird: I guess.

seahawk fan121 left the room. (Logged out)

scififan68: hym: his intenet is slow

explodingsims Hmmm

scififan68: internet*

hym: If you can figure out how to use it without having a student account.

firebird: hym: i'm usually easily ranking to 15,000 kbs on my speed test.... not i cant get over 3k (

scififan68: yay! http://www.speedtest.net/result/­196887401.png

firebird: now*

explodingsims wootage

claymeganpruitt: Does your computer go fast

scififan68: noo

claymeganpruitt: yes

scififan68: wOOtage

claymeganpruitt: lalalalala

claymeganpruitt: lalalalalalla

claymeganpruitt: lalalalalala

explodingsims ATTACK!!!!

claymeganpruitt: lalalalalalalalalalala

firebird: eh?

scififan68: I love this part..

claymeganpruitt: lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalall­alalalalalalalalalalalaalalalal­alalalalalalalalalalalala!

codythemonkey gets up

explodingsims AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

codythemonkey flips the round table over

firebird: coughHYMcough

hym: Please stop spamming the chat.

[pilotdaryl 25]

*bump*

fukuda: palpatine001: potty replying to general palpy

pilotdaryl You've been thinking what I was thinking -- old building = needs a bit of dust

fukuda: I was downloading some WiC stuff http://wicbase.com/mappix/alps_001.jpg

pilotdaryl That bumpmapping method really helps

pilotdaryl fukuda:

ill tonkso left the room. (Logged out)

palpatine001: fukuda: https://s124.photobucket.com/albums/p5/Palpatine001/?action=view&current=WesternTamakiBay-predevelopment.jpg

pilotdaryl That's one realistic looking scene

pilotdaryl Is that on societies?

fukuda: pilotdaryl: yep, it's from World in Conflict

fukuda: no*

pilotdaryl Ok then -- but if SimCity were like that, I would consider Will Wright a god

fukuda: pilotdaryl: lol

palpatine001: LOL

[confused04 14]

Sometimes all you need is just a perfectly timed entrance

confused04 i had a bizarre dream

scififan68:

scififan68: I hate those

psycho_teddy: confused04: Do teel

psycho_teddy: tell*

scififan68: install faster :@

psycho_teddy: scififan68: XD

scififan68: I got go soon :@

confused04 I had a dream that hym was looking for someone to work at the same hotel he does

psycho_teddy: scififan68: Its 4GB nerd

scififan68: LOL

psycho_teddy: confused04: LOL

confused04 so i became a laundry boy at the same hotel

psycho_teddy: confused04: Omg you are too obsessed with ST chat

scififan68: LOL

confused04 and like, on my first day i brought my own clothes to do laundry

psycho_teddy: confused04: XD

confused04 but hym was like...a jerk to me

scififan68: loo

scififan68: lol

confused04 he was supposed to give me a ride home

confused04 and he left early without telling me so when I called him

scififan68: tell him about it

hym joined the room.

confused04 omg

scififan68: hey hym

confused04 THATS CREEPY!

psycho_teddy: confused04: LOL PERFECT TIMING

hym: Hey all.

confused04 holy crap

confused04 hey hym

confused04 long time no see :\

scififan68: confused04: tell him

hym: What?

psycho_teddy: XD

toki.s: )

confused04 i had a dream you were in hym

scififan68: )

confused04 and I was JUST talking about it

hym: I was in a dream of yours?

confused04 and scifi said "you should tell him"

confused04 and what happened...

confused04 YOU walked in

confused04 lol... perfect time

hym: Hey, it's happened before.

hym: Tonkso once said, "SC4Meister, go forth." and less than 10 seconds later, guess who entered the room?

confused04 hym: lol, well, I had a dream that you needed another coworker at a hotel laundry room so you somehow got a hold of my number and asked me so I said yea

psycho_teddy: hym: )

confused04 so I worked at the same hotel where a bunch of people from Nip/Tuck also worked...

scififan68 left the room. (Logged out)

confused04 but like, on my first day, I brought my own laundry to do

confused04 for some reason...

confused04 and hym... you were a jerk to me on my first day

hym: Must have been someone else then.

confused04 you were supposed to give me a ride home and you went home early to play the new james bond game

hym: Definitely not me then.

confused04 and when i called you said... "i was really looking forward to it

confused04 and i still called you "hym" even in real life

psycho_teddy: Too much ST chat for Kenny )

confused04 hym: the city that we worked in was bizarre

[pilotdaryl 25]

scififan68: http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Barney&word2=Elmo LOL!!!!!!!!!

sixers33: http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=EA+Suck&word2=Tilted+Mill+Suck

pilotdaryl http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=pilotdaryl&word2=dirk XD 1/100th

pilotdaryl scififan: LMAO

sixers33: emo's are twice as popular as goths

sixers33: now..

sixers33: EMO Vs ELMO

pilotdaryl http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Sim+City+4&word2=Sim+City+Societies

sixers33: and the emo's win X(

pilotdaryl emo vs elmo? XD

pilotdaryl oh lol

sixers33: wow

scififan68: http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Dell+sucks&word2=Dell+rocks

sixers33: people would rather watch nothing, than watch Fox

sixers33: http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Watch+Fox&word2=Watch+Nothing

pilotdaryl http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Hi&word2=Hello

kingghost joined the room.

pilotdaryl http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Mac+sucks&word2=Windows+sucks XD

sixers33: now here's the showdown we have been waiting for

pilotdaryl http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Windows+XP+sucks&word2=Windows+Vista+sucks

scififan68: http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=mcdonalds&word2=burger+king

sixers33: OSAMA Bin-Laden Vs. OBAMA Bin-Laden!!!!!

codythemonkey: http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Windows+XP&word2=Windows+Vista

codythemonkey:

pilotdaryl http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Star+Wars&word2=Star+Trek wow lol

pilotdaryl lol OSAMA-OBAMA XD

sixers33:

[Palpatine001 57]

And this is what happens when you try and burn someone only to result in getting burnt right back

Saved chat session- saved on Wed Mar 12 19:43:54 UTC+1300 2008 -

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There are 4 people in 5 rooms.
You entered Social Lobby. Room topic is: Open Casual Chat.
sixers33: hey
palpatine001 now what we have in here today
palpatine001 I hate auto windows updates
confused04: sixers33: 56.7 C is the US record
confused04: hey palp
mightygoose: hey palp
sixers33: confused04: for my state:

[confused04 14]

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There are 2 people in 5 rooms.

You entered Social Lobby. Room topic is: Open Casual Chat.

confused04 hey

managerjosh throws a cat at fuzzy.

confused04 wassup

confused04 's dog eats the cat

managerjosh sets fuzzy on fire.

managerjosh: don't torture the innocent brown kitten!

confused04 's dog eats the fire

confused04 oops

confused04 's dog eats the fire

confused04 I just got back from the Bon Jovi concert

managerjosh: why most you torture the most innocent brown kitten possible!?!?

confused04 cause

confused04 is evil

managerjosh:

managerjosh casts a chi spell on fuzzy

confused04 lol

managerjosh: Yu Mo Gwai Gwaai Fai Di Zao

managerjosh: Yu Mo Gwai Gwaai Fai Di Zao

managerjosh: Yu Mo Gwai Gwaai Fai Di Zao!

managerjosh keeps chanting Yu Mo Gwai Gwaai Fai Di Zao on Fuzzy.

confused04 i dont' even know what that means

managerjosh: rough translation is evil spirit/evil demon quickly go away

confused04 lol 33 people got busted with alcohol in a city near us cause they posted the info on facebook!

confused04 wild scored!

confused04 OMG!

confused04 woooooo!!!!!

managerjosh: Yu Mo Gwai Gwaai Fai Di Zao

confused04 Daugthry was good

confused04 I love how disconnected our convos are

managerjosh: Hot Cha!!!

[nerdly_dood 26]

Well, now i know how chat goes when i'm not there... XD

[pilotdaryl 25]

Apparently this is what happens when the Oilers knock the Canucks out of the playoffs 2-1

RealChat Enterprise Edition 5.0, Build #643

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There are 13 people in 5 rooms.

You entered Social Lobby. Room topic is: Open Casual Chat.

simsmart: Aww... Now we won't here his life story

mosh316ddp: aontan: i'm jewish in name only

simsmart: hi

saltandsauce: sixers33: have you set foot in a Catholic church?

pilotdaryl hates the Edmonton Oilers

pilotdaryl

sixers33: saltandsauce: every bloody week

mosh316ddp: but im catholic

simsmart doesnt watch hockey

pilotdaryl Playoffs are gone... edmonton and nashville are the worst teams ever X(

janype: saltandsauce: I'm not even Catholic and I have

saltandsauce: wow you are a practising catholic

aontan: I haven't been in a church since...Christmas.

pilotdaryl also wants to kill beebs

pilotdaryl 

mosh316ddp went away.

aontan: And then it was only to see what a Dutch Catholic Mass was like. )

...........................................

pilotdaryl KILL BEEBS!!!

simsmart: tehe

pilotdaryl DESTROY EDMONTON!!!

sixers33: pilotdaryl: beebs is god

saltandsauce: easter vigil celebrates the ressurection of Christ

pilotdaryl BUY NUCLEAR BOMB!!!

sixers33: pilotdaryl: w00t!

pilotdaryl KILL SIXERS33

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confused04: pilotdaryl: can you tell me who clinched the division title?

sixers33: w00ho00!!

pilotdaryl kills sixers33

sixers33: i mean

confused04: 

sixers33: oh crap

pilotdaryl KILL CONFUSED04!!! )

pilotdaryl kills confused04

confused04: Minnesota pawns!

krbe: simsmart: and people are afraid of the ---ers up in epping woods!

sixers33: krbe:

pilotdaryl DESTROY THE STATE OF MINNESOTA!!!

krbe: ?

confused04: Minnesota is teh roxxor

pilotdaryl BUY NUCLEAR MISSILE

confused04: krbe: try not to curse

krbe: confused04: sorry

sixers33: pilotdaryl: terrorist!!!

saltandsauce:

most people think Catholics are like that<

[JakeMD 107]

I discovered something today...

....If you post a phone number, this comes up!

[JakeMD 107]

A weird topic came up this morning...

toki.s: swat-medic: You replying to that guy who for some reason won't download the NAM?

swat-medic yeah

swat-medic its a long one too

swat-medic like 3 paragraphs

swat-medic I make him read for his ignorance!X(

toki.s: haha

theirishnintendonerd: swat-medic: lol

moshi: 3 paragraphs: Cheese is godlike. I like Cheese. Cheese goes well with milk.

moshi: True, Opinionated, False

swat-medic Cheese is the optimum prime in my transformers

moshi: John Cheese is my favorite comedian

theirishnintendonerd: swat-medic: do you have shcool today ?

swat-medic nope{

swat-medic Mid term

moshi: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/faust_20.png hehe

swat-medic

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theirishnintendonerd: how long do you have off ?

joe90001: Hi

theirishnintendonerd: Hey!

swat-medic lol

tedhzeer joined the room.

swat-medic theirishnintendonerd: just today, and then its the weekend

swat-medic hey ted

tedhzeer: hello swat

theirishnintendonerd: swat-medic: I got a week off

theirishnintendonerd: Hey

toki.s: Oh no! There are no more bagels! Oh well, at least now I have a reason to go to the shop, otherwise death would be the best option.

swat-medic lol

swat-medic toki.s: Just go to the... Death is not your best option

swat-medic

swat-medic Bagels just aren't worth it

theirishnintendonerd: XD

toki.s: Good thing my coffee supply is plentiful.

tedhzeer: whats the topic all about?

theirishnintendonerd: Bagels an

moshi: Coffee is ghastly, my friend

toki.s: swat-medic: yes they are X(

theirishnintendonerd: *and cheese

swat-medic tedhzeer: Mostly bagels and cheese

swat-medic you can read my reply here

swat-medic https://www.simtropolis.com/forum/messageview.cfm?catid=22&threadid=103423&startpage=1

tedhzeer: what is bagels?

toki.s: Bagels and Coffee are the only things I care for... and cream cheese. (whats with all the cheese?)

moshi: you haven't lived 'till you've had baguettes with blue cheese

toki.s: Yeah, thats good too.

tedhzeer: hello moshi

theirishnintendonerd: toki.s: cheese is all about the cheese

moshi: mascarpone cheese goes well with cocoa powder

toki.s: Moshi moshi

moshi: but yeah, Ricotta is the best kind of goatse cheese

swat-medic tedhzeer: tedhzeer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagel

toki.s: bagels that is, not to be confused with a begal.

swat-medic Wiki is trying to raise 6 million dollars!