The Chat Logs: sometimes humor at its best

[greyveil 37]

OK, I was in chat today and a random harmless topic came up and I exploded in laughter, so I decided this needs to be seen to be enjoyed, I would also like to see some more of this type of random spontanous chat : feel free to post your entries, but follow the rules:

Rule 1: no offensive chat (all ST posting rules apply)
Rule 2: no chat that disparages others (this should be seen as fun for all)
Rule 3: must be an actual chat log (no made up logs but editing lines out of chat for the sake of the 2 previous rules is fine)


OK, my first entry entitled:

When Swans Attack

collgab: me too but who was he saying it too?
Boggy1: Oh, and also, apparently, in Wales, we have no roads or trucks.
callagrafx: RadioheadFan: Shame on you then LOL
RadioheadFan: callagrafx: lol
RadioheadFan: I was under the impression it was common knowledge
ill_tonkso: and apparantly in england were all weady
callagrafx: Boggy1: We do, they all seem to converge on my road too!!!
collgab: lol
Boggy1: callagrafx:
ill_tonkso: no muscles
callagrafx: and dyslexic Tonkso
greyveil: really boggy? how do you haul your liquer? mules?
mightygoose: greyveil: have know just registering lol, im not the best fan of sunken highways but when buddybuds set cums out im doing an exclusive
ill_tonkso: greyveil: that would be sheep
Boggy1: greyveil: Actually, we only use the finest brand of Chocobos.
callagrafx: greyveil: We have 80 year old Italian grandmothers for that
collgab: lol
Boggy1: ill_tonkso: nah, sheeps cant carry the weight.
greyveil: rofl
collgab: LOL
collgab: LMAO
ill_tonkso: sheep are cool
callagrafx: ill_tonkso: baaaaaaaaa
ill_tonkso: humbug
callagrafx: only when sheared
RadioheadFan: Chocobos sounds like some Caribbean rum: "Drink Chocobos mon!"
Boggy1: Sheep scare me...~_~ I was once chased by one.
callagrafx: RadioheadFan: lmao
Boggy1: RadioheadFan: ...
collgab: ill_tonkso: i am gonna disect sheep eyeballs like in 2 weeks!
greyveil: I just pictured 80 year old ladies riding sheep, very bad image
callagrafx: callagrafx: really, I thought it would be the other way round
ill_tonkso: sheep are cool, they have attitide
Boggy1: RadioheadFan: Obviously not a FF fan
Boggy1: greyveil: ...
RadioheadFan: Boggy1: it does, lol
RadioheadFan: and most definitely not
callagrafx: collgab: make sure they are not still attached
Boggy1: RadioheadFan: rofl
collgab: callagrafx: lol no there nor LMAO
RadioheadFan: greyveil: I pity da fool who imagines old ladies riding sheep
RadioheadFan: speaking of which, Mr.
ill_tonkso: sheep worrying is a serious offence here
RadioheadFan: T's getting his own show again!
callagrafx: Sign of a sick mind
mightygoose: greyveil: omg
makollig_jezfahted: you also can't go cow tipping either
Voar_Tok entered the room.
mightygoose: RadioheadFan: no way
makollig_jezfahted: and its illegal to kill swans
RadioheadFan: wb
callagrafx: ill_tonkso: I worry sheep, I tell them there is no God
collgab: makollig_jezfahted: LOL
RadioheadFan: mightygoose: yeah
mightygoose: makollig_jezfahted: cow tipping is hilarious
Boggy1: callagrafx: lmao!
ill_tonkso: and to harm a swan is really bad, but they can do what they like to you
RadioheadFan: he'll give people advice and stuff
makollig_jezfahted: yeh
makollig_jezfahted: swans can break arms
callagrafx: All the swans are owned by the Queen
mightygoose has left the room.
makollig_jezfahted: yup
collgab: ill_tonkso: swans r fiesty
ill_tonkso: swans are evil caniving little chavs
Boggy1: I was once walking my dog, and there was this SWAN blocking the path!! it was really scary.
makollig_jezfahted: swans hiss!
ill_tonkso: Swans are big too
collgab: ill_tonkso: they see bread and go CRAZY
ill_tonkso: and they chase
Boggy1: because it kinda like looked at me.
RadioheadFan: ill_tonkso: I can just imagine some chav swans, lol
Boggy1: and I ran.
collgab: SWANS ATTACK
callagrafx: I sail model yachts, and swan chasing is frowned upon
makollig_jezfahted: lol chavs are the devil
RadioheadFan: Boggy1: you need a BACKBONE son! lol
makollig_jezfahted: urhh swans even
Boggy1: RadioheadFan: I know
makollig_jezfahted: its a SWAN dude
makollig_jezfahted: you can't do anything to a swan otherwise you get put in jail for life
RadioheadFan: Boggy1: hehe
RadioheadFan: poor guy
Voar_Tok: the swans at my grandparent's place are mean
collgab: makollig_jezfahted: they can take a chunk out of u if they wanted too
makollig_jezfahted: yeh
ill_tonkso: Swans are evil, especially when thjey have their signets
collgab: CHOP
callagrafx: DO they wear leather jackets and smoke?
makollig_jezfahted: and if we so much as touch them, they go nuts
greyveil: oh this is definately a chat to save for the "laugh" archive, lol
Boggy1: In my grandmothers old barn/house thing, they had a large lake, and loads of geese.
ill_tonkso: callagrafx: the ones in Reading do
callagrafx: LMAO
collgab: ill_tonkso: don't get me started on BLACK swans
makollig_jezfahted: Canada Geese are broody
RadioheadFan: why are we even talking about SWANS of all things?
Boggy1: Black swans?
Boggy1: Never seen one..
makollig_jezfahted: oh yes the black swans are EVIL!
callagrafx: collgab: OMG
ill_tonkso: Boggy1: yes Black Swans
makollig_jezfahted: they're satan incarnate
makollig_jezfahted: with wings!
Boggy1: We only have White swans ihere.
makollig_jezfahted: and the ability to run //8
ill_tonkso: their like swans but worse
Boggy1: eh..I almost said my towns name...
Boggy1: ¬_¬
collgab: ill_tonkso: there found in australia and in south america

[ILL Tonkso 1,239]

LOL! yes that was a good convo, its even got sheep in it.

[collgab 10]

lol i feel important now

well it was very funny...... hope other ppl think so too....

[ILL Tonkso 1,239]

Its not as funny but i have this.

We BATters are very helpfull people.

[Simen 1]

Especially you tonks

yeh, thats just the kind of randomness you experience in chat people! come in(at your own risk)!!!

[beebs 129]

Our ABO chat was classic.

makollig_jezfahted: where is Arkansas?

Boggy1: maybe its a fish

Boggy1: sounds like a fishes name

Simen: GloStik: Does that mean hello?

GloStik: Taoshi Okumazuki is Japanese!

Simen: Ah1

makollig_jezfahted: Arkansas sounds vaguely fishlike

Simen: Taoshi Okumazuki is!

GloStik: Arkansas is a state in the US

makollig_jezfahted: US?

Boggy1: US?

Simen: US?

Boggy1: I dont have a state in me...

GloStik: Simen: Thats my NAME

makollig_jezfahted: dude what are you talking about

Simen: is that japanese too?

Boggy1: or Mak I dont think..

makollig_jezfahted: indeed

sim1234: gtg.bb tomorrow.

makollig_jezfahted: there is no state in us

GloStik: ok bye

Simen: who is state?

Boggy1: Cya

makollig_jezfahted: the only state in us is alive!

Simen: bye sim

GloStik begs for mercy

sim1234 has left the room.

Boggy1: makollig_jezfahted: lol, true

makollig_jezfahted: why ?

makollig_jezfahted: glostik you are a weird newbie

Simen: I think I saw an arkansas in the park once...

Boggy1: I mean, you can be dead or alive, but I never heard of being Arkansas

makollig_jezfahted: or being US!

Boggy1: yeah

Simen: Ive actually seen beaked pigs loads of times

Boggy1: really?

Boggy1: wow..

Simen: yes

makollig_jezfahted: me too

Simen: Theres one now!

GloStik: Look, Taoshi Okumazuki is my name, Arkansas is a state, and the United States is a country

Simen: og

Aleutiandude13 entered the room.

Simen: this one has wings too!

Boggy1: I once saw a pig flying over Batterea power station..

GloStik: hi

Simen: Hey, lets speak makolligian!

makollig_jezfahted: they have a few farms in the European Alliance

Simen: okk okk! iia!

Boggy1: A couple

Boggy1: GloStik: Oh!! I see! you mean the United States of Africa

Boggy1: rofl

Simen: kikikaaaaiii!

GloStik: Boggy1: Noooo!!!!1

makollig_jezfahted: no no

Boggy1: just say USA, we would have got you then

makollig_jezfahted: USAfrica doesn't exist

Simen: Boggy1: OOH

Boggy1: makollig_jezfahted: Does!

Simen: thanks for clearing that up

Simen: wait

Simen: no

GloStik: //8

Simen: he definitely means the united states of asia!

makollig_jezfahted: Africa is the United African Continent now

makollig_jezfahted: UAC

Simen: He did say he was japanese!

Boggy1: oh..

dwayner entered the room.

Boggy1: ah

Boggy1: yes

makollig_jezfahted: oh yes

Boggy1: maybe in Japan US stands for something else

makollig_jezfahted: I remember the union of Japan and Korea in 2024

GloStik: I'm a Japanese Person in the US

makollig_jezfahted: US???

Boggy1: makollig_jezfahted: indeed

GloStik: makollig_jezfahted: it's 2005!

makollig_jezfahted: no its not

GloStik: er....

makollig_jezfahted: its 2035

Boggy1: GloStik: where is the US!?

GloStik: 2006!

Simen: Are there many Arkansases in USA?

GloStik can't stand it!!!

makollig_jezfahted: 4th August 2035

makollig_jezfahted: where have you been ?

Simen: ehem

ThatMonkeySim: Simen: there is only one

Simen: 5th

Simen: lol

makollig_jezfahted: oh yes

Boggy1: 4th for me..

Boggy1: but I am in a different time zone

makollig_jezfahted: yeah

GloStik: *cries*

makollig_jezfahted: me and boggy live in West European Alliance Time Zone

Simen: Im in the timezone FFT -8

makollig_jezfahted: indeed

Boggy1: indeed

makollig_jezfahted: I remember when the meridian was moved in 2015

Simen: Foreign Favorite time -8

GloStik: //8

makollig_jezfahted: to better operate in NET

ThatMonkeySim: makollig_jezfahted: that was a weird time though...

Simen: Yeah

Simen: remember all the issues with the oceanians?

Boggy1: Oh, hey, did you see WorldNewsNetwork today?! I'm glad the probe made it to Alpha Centuri OK.

ThatMonkeySim: because back in 2015 we had that unmentionable thing happen //13

Simen: They refused to join the time change

makollig_jezfahted: yes

makollig_jezfahted: The Big One of 2015

ThatMonkeySim:

Simen: yeah

Boggy1: I mean, what a waste of like...13billion $s

Boggy1: ThatMonkeySim: !

Caddielook entered the room.

Simen: nearly broke out in war

Boggy1:

makollig_jezfahted:

ThatMonkeySim: Boggy1: i didnt say it!

Caddielook has left the room.

Boggy1: You almost did!

makollig_jezfahted: 2015.... that reminds me

GloStik: Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!! Stop!!! I'm too logical!!! I can't handle this!!! //6 //8

ThatMonkeySim: i would NEVER say it!

makollig_jezfahted: should we not be using the new date system?

Boggy1: good!

Simen: Neither would I!

Boggy1: Its against the rules anyway

makollig_jezfahted: 20ABO

Simen: Though it was kinda good it happened

makollig_jezfahted: 20 After The Big One

Simen: I mean

ThatMonkeySim: makollig_jezfahted: yea...

Boggy1: makollig_jezfahted: indeed......

Simen: we did get rid of brazil that way

beebs entered the room.

makollig_jezfahted: Brazil I remember them

ThatMonkeySim: hey beebs

Boggy1: Simen: I know, that WAS lucky

beebs: hey

makollig_jezfahted: now part of the South American Empire right?

ThatMonkeySim: makollig_jezfahted: i think so

Simen: I do kinda miss sweden though...

makollig_jezfahted: do you remember when Castro annexed Panama in 2016?

Boggy1: If the Brazilion Confederation had taken Cuba by force...ouch

Simen: We got cheap booze from them

Boggy1: makollig_jezfahted: yep

Simen: Boggy1: SSH!

Simen: youre saying too much

Boggy1: Sorry..

makollig_jezfahted: yes

Boggy1:

ThatMonkeySim: Simen: lol it was tasty too

makollig_jezfahted: Oh quick

Simen: yeah

Boggy1: hmm mak?

makollig_jezfahted: the European Alliance President is on WNN

Simen: Oh guys

ThatMonkeySim: too bad Africa Split apart in that earthquake....

Boggy1: makollig_jezfahted: !

Boggy1 turns on WNN

ThatMonkeySim runs to WNN

Simen: remember when the russians isolated Britain for a week in 2021?

makollig_jezfahted: yes

Simen switches to WNN

Boggy1: Simen: Yes...that was...cold..of them...

ThatMonkeySim: i felt for you Mak and Aaron

makollig_jezfahted:

Simen: Boggy1: They had it coming tho

makollig_jezfahted: we survived

ThatMonkeySim: yea thats the good thing about it

Boggy1: I had no heating for over a week though! Stupid power company.

Simen: they were lowballing the russians on their caviar

Boggy1: yeah

makollig_jezfahted: yeah but look at us now

ThatMonkeySim: Boggy1: i thought it was 6 weeks //6

makollig_jezfahted: we're back in the European Alliance

ThatMonkeySim: makollig_jezfahted: and you are better of kinda

Boggy1: ThatMonkeySim: Emergancy Generation Device

Simen: ThatMonkeySim: the last 5 was fake

makollig_jezfahted: yes

ThatMonkeySim: except that much history was lost

Boggy1: It got broked. _

ThatMonkeySim: Simen: eh i dont think so

Simen: Britain got out of the grip by faking surrendering

ThatMonkeySim:

ThatMonkeySim: what?1

Boggy1: But UnitedPower came and fixed it

makollig_jezfahted:

Simen: sssh

ThatMonkeySim: lol

Simen: dont ever say that again

makollig_jezfahted:

Simen: So, what are you all working with nowadays?

ThatMonkeySim: Hold on the Thought Police are at my house

makollig_jezfahted: they're laying the foundations for the Prime Moon Colony in Copernicus Crater!

ThatMonkeySim is currently away.

Boggy1: Quantum Computing.

makollig_jezfahted: I work as a space ferry pilot

Boggy1: The guys in the lab finally managed to break the last code.

makollig_jezfahted: for Virgin Galactic

makollig_jezfahted: I hope to one day get to the moon and visit that colony

Boggy1: We had a great party afterwards lots of Synthahol to drink, hehe

Simen: Ive become the prime minister of norway, and have effectively managed to overtake all of swedens land mass and increase our population to 43 million!

makollig_jezfahted: Norway?

GloStik: Yeah, with those Hydrogen Prices!

makollig_jezfahted: Hydrogen?

beebs: Simen: quite the feat

makollig_jezfahted: pffsh

Boggy1: GloStik: Hydrogen!?

Boggy1: LOL

ThatMonkeySim is back again.

makollig_jezfahted: where are you from dude?

ThatMonkeySim: ok its ok now

Simen: makollig_jezfahted: United Scandinavian alliance

makollig_jezfahted: we use ethanol

Boggy1: GloStik: Where have YOU been?

Simen: I like to call it norway still

Simen: lol

Simen: Im so old skool

Boggy1: Hydrogen was proved to be unstable back in 2009

ThatMonkeySim: lol

makollig_jezfahted: we're in the process of converting to full electrcity power by 2042!!

Boggy1: Stupid Deuterium atom _

GloStik: Electro Propultion Hypergerative systems!

makollig_jezfahted: what?

Boggy1: eh...?

Boggy1: E..P...H?

ThatMonkeySim: GloStik: ehat?

Boggy1: Never heard of it

makollig_jezfahted: you speak like what they did...before...

makollig_jezfahted: the big one

ThatMonkeySim: makollig_jezfahted: ...

Boggy1: ..

GloStik: It costs $10000000 these days....

GloStik: :-(

makollig_jezfahted: $

Boggy1: dollars?

makollig_jezfahted: OLD

Boggy1: lmao

Simen: makollig_jezfahted: I was nearly killed in the big one man

Boggy1: very

makollig_jezfahted: we use units now!

GloStik: Aguh!!!!

Simen: I had 3 years of therapy after it

ThatMonkeySim: man... $ was back in -1ABO

Boggy1: Simen: seriously?

makollig_jezfahted: yeah

GloStik: Whats the symbol for Units?

GloStik: #U?

ThatMonkeySim: Simen: shhh!

Boggy1: GloStik: :s

makollig_jezfahted: I was born in -2ABO

Simen: Trust me, United Scandinavian Alliance was very close to going down with sweden

makollig_jezfahted: -28 ABO

GloStik: Un#?

beebs: ABO?

makollig_jezfahted: no

ThatMonkeySim: makollig_jezfahted: yea...

ThatMonkeySim: beebs: you forgot?!

makollig_jezfahted: well

beebs: ThatMonkeySim: yes

makollig_jezfahted: some of us like to forget

Simen: ThatMonkeySim: Some were brainwashed

beebs:

Simen: remember

Boggy1: GloStik: Þ

GloStik: Whats teh big one?

Boggy1: !

ThatMonkeySim: Simen: o yea

makollig_jezfahted: the big one of 2015

Boggy1: Dont talk of it you $%&^!!!

GloStik: What?

makollig_jezfahted: oops

ThatMonkeySim: Canada was Brainwashed

GloStik: Nuclear bomb??

beebs: yes i was

makollig_jezfahted: no no

Simen: ThatMonkeySim: I think Glostik might have gotten the Amnesia cold, so we'll have to forgive him

Boggy1: GloStik: Just SHH

makollig_jezfahted: nuclear bombs don't exist in our time

GloStik: Hydrogen bomb?

Boggy1: Simen: ouch...

ThatMonkeySim: Simen: hah yea

GloStik: WHAT!!?!?

ThatMonkeySim: GloStik: Hydrogen!?

makollig_jezfahted o ghastly

ThatMonkeySim: now that is useless

GloStik: :-S

beebs: ooh that big one?

GloStik: Sun Bomb?

Simen: beebs: SSH!

Boggy1: GloStik: Why do you keep saying everything is Hydrogen!?

makollig_jezfahted: THE Big One

ThatMonkeySim: THE

Simen: Dont talk so lightly of it beebs!

GloStik: The Big Crunch?

ThatMonkeySim: but its unmentionable...

makollig_jezfahted: no

beebs: sorry!

Boggy1: GloStik: :s

dwayner has left the room.

Simen slaps beebs

GloStik: The sun expanded?

Boggy1: um..

Boggy1: lol

ThatMonkeySim: THEY will get you if you do

makollig_jezfahted: uhm

makollig_jezfahted: yes

makollig_jezfahted: they

GloStik: A poop bomb?

Boggy1: that wont happen for like 5 billion years

makollig_jezfahted: poop

makollig_jezfahted: such language!

beebs: ThatMonkeySim: oh dear... not THOSE guys!

GloStik: LOL

Simen: BELGIUM!

Boggy1: GloStik: LAST WARNING! Do not use language like that!

ThatMonkeySim: Simen: belgium?

makollig_jezfahted: don't speak of the rogue country

Simen: I beat my toe in the quantum accelerated hammer again!

Boggy1: GloStik: I WILL contact the staff otherwise

GloStik: um....

makollig_jezfahted: Belgium doesn't want to join the European Alliance

Boggy1: Simen: ouch!

ThatMonkeySim: GloStik: o NO!

ThatMonkeySim: dont do it

ThatMonkeySim: he doesnt know!

beebs: good god

GloStik: Do what?

makollig_jezfahted: you can't swear

ThatMonkeySim: makollig_jezfahted: o that rouge one

makollig_jezfahted: they get you

GloStik: //17

Simen: Boggy1: And we all know when that happens, its not ONE hit, more like 9,423,250,881,234 times!"

makollig_jezfahted: no profanity at all

GloStik: Poop isn't a swear.... //17

makollig_jezfahted:

ThatMonkeySim:

makollig_jezfahted: you said it again!

GloStik: ?

makollig_jezfahted: stop!!

ThatMonkeySim: OMG!

Boggy1: GloStik: THATS IT!

ThatMonkeySim: AHHH

beebs faints

Boggy1: GloStik: I am calling in SkiGeek!

GloStik: Uhh....

Simen: Boggy1: No!

Simen: Havent you heard?

ThatMonkeySim: NO!

makollig_jezfahted: not her!!

makollig_jezfahted:

Simen: She...

ThatMonkeySim: you dont know what she does!1

beebs has a stroke from the stress

GloStik: //15

makollig_jezfahted: Ever since her parts were replaced in 6ABO..she's never been the same

Simen: She turned over to the other side after the big one

Simen: I DIDNT SAY THAT

ThatMonkeySim: makollig_jezfahted: yea...

Boggy1: !

Simen: Boggy1: I know, noone expected it

Boggy1: ok NEW TOPIC everyone, lets stop talking about SkiGeek and...the big one...

beebs: the other side... why was i not informed?!

ThatMonkeySim: Boggy1: ....

makollig_jezfahted: its best to not know of the other side beebs

ThatMonkeySim: beebs: because your in canada

ThatMonkeySim: you dont remember

Simen: beebs: Noone wants to say that they know

ThatMonkeySim: and its good you dont

GloStik: So I'm guessing Pee is a potty (Is that one too?) mouth word too?

beebs: ThatMonkeySim: that sucks

ThatMonkeySim:

makollig_jezfahted: PEE

beebs faints again

GloStik: Yup

Boggy1: Oh! I went to Canda on holiday! it was amazingly hot

GloStik: guessed it //15

Boggy1: GloStik: Will you STOP that!

ThatMonkeySim: that is Pre ABO Language!!

Boggy1: Now!

beebs: Boggy1: i guess i was around

GloStik: ABO?

makollig_jezfahted: After the Big One

Boggy1: beebs: maybe. I had to use 70 suntan locian. It was soo hot.

kanomi entered the room.

beebs: Boggy1: where were you?

makollig_jezfahted: Kanomi greetings

makollig_jezfahted: Be well

kanomi: hi

Boggy1: beebs: Up the top, near..gah, cant remember the name.

ThatMonkeySim: after that Hot in the Atmosphere popped up it wasnt the same

makollig_jezfahted: Uranium City?

Boggy1: Near Alaska anyway

Boggy1: no

Boggy1: the other one

beebs: Boggy1: whitehorse?

makollig_jezfahted: oh the Yellowknife Resort!

Simen: Boggy1: Neonville?

Boggy1: yes!

GloStik: Are the After ABO words Urine, Feces, and Human Waste Depository Unit?

Boggy1: I knew it was a colour

makollig_jezfahted: OH MY !

beebs: yellowkinfe has a resort?! good god...

makollig_jezfahted:

ThatMonkeySim: OMG!!!!

GloStik: Darn

Boggy1: GLO!

GloStik: Guess not

ThatMonkeySim: MY EYES!

Boggy1: Seriously!!

makollig_jezfahted: such profanity

Boggy1: I will ban you!

Simen: Ok, call in OPBOT, someone!

makollig_jezfahted: I think I need to purge

GloStik: "Purge"?

Boggy1: dang, none online in Gates Live Messanger.

makollig_jezfahted: fellow simtropians, activate your anti-profanity extensions

GloStik: Don't you charge up?

ThatMonkeySim: "Puke" from Pre ABO Days

makollig_jezfahted activates

Simen: I just went to take a viichii

Boggy1: Where are the Opbots when you need them!?

ThatMonkeySim activates

ThatMonkeySim's new status is 'operator'.

Boggy1 activates

Boggy1: Arh

Boggy1: I forgot

beebs:

Boggy1: you are an Opbot arnt you tyler/

GloStik: ....?

Simen: Boggy1: Your powers were taken away, remember

beebs ponders activation

ThatMonkeySim: Boggy1: well half of me

makollig_jezfahted: Tyler had to be replaced with mechanical parts after...

Boggy1: Simen: shut up!!! _

makollig_jezfahted: the big one

Simen: You did that THING

ThatMonkeySim: makollig_jezfahted:

Boggy1: Simen: Shhhh!!

Simen: Dontw worry bogs

Simen: we forgave toy

Simen: *you

makollig_jezfahted: yes

Boggy1:

ThatMonkeySim: it wasnt... bad...

ThatMonkeySim: but...

Simen: but we thought you werent fit to be an op

kanomi: anyone know how to raise comercial and indestry demands?

ThatMonkeySim: i wont go on

Boggy1: I donnt want to talk about it

makollig_jezfahted:

ThatMonkeySim:

Simen:

makollig_jezfahted: it was traumatic

beebs: my window is howling... this is a sign

Simen: yeah...

makollig_jezfahted:

ThatMonkeySim: kanomi: add parks and stuff...

kanomi: ...

Simen: I never knew ops had machine guns before then...

Boggy1: kanomi: I guess you could contact the TS. Maybe ask one of the Natenginners?

kanomi: umm did that

makollig_jezfahted: Natenginners! Of course!!

GloStik: What about "Pwned", "lol", "Tub", "TV", "Wikipedia", "Computer", "Internet", and "Phone"?

GloStik: Are they cusses too?

makollig_jezfahted: ?

ThatMonkeySim: Wikipedia...

ThatMonkeySim: sounds familiar

Boggy1: GloStik: ??

Simen: GloStik: we do use lol, still

ThatMonkeySim: O yea!

Boggy1: ThatMonkeySim: never heard..

Simen: but... internet?

Simen: OH

GloStik: "TUB"????

Simen: I remember internet!

makollig_jezfahted: I remember when Wikipedia took over the internet in -9ABO

Boggy1: wasnt that...that thing..

GloStik: Impossible!

Boggy1: erm

Simen: LOL

Boggy1: makollig_jezfahted: yes!

ThatMonkeySim: they took over the Internet after the Wars of the Search

Boggy1: oh jeez

Simen: you still use INTERNET!?

Boggy1: how could I forget..

beebs: such history...

GloStik: LOL

makollig_jezfahted: yes

ThatMonkeySim: it was in -10ABO Mak

makollig_jezfahted: the Internet War of -10ABO

HTOWN16722 entered the room.

Simen: Man

makollig_jezfahted: Google Confederacy vs Yahoo Union

ThatMonkeySim: We use the InfraNet now

Simen: I was born in ABO-23

ThatMonkeySim: makollig_jezfahted:

Simen: Im getting old..

ThatMonkeySim: we all are

makollig_jezfahted: yes

beebs: Simen: positively ancient

HTOWN16722: hi dose anybody know where to put downloaded regions?????????????>>>>>>>>>>>>

Boggy1: I guess you could call it...the..ugh...intearnet2

makollig_jezfahted: ALERT

ThatMonkeySim: alert?

makollig_jezfahted: question mark overuse!

Boggy1: !

ThatMonkeySim: !

kanomi: o and 1 last question. how come i dun have sky scrapers? all the commutes are low/medium have bunches of parks and mass transit. all the roads pollution and stuff is good.. how come?

makollig_jezfahted: he has used the sign of ..him

Simen: Oh no!

makollig_jezfahted:

Simen: a

Simen: a

Simen: a

Simen has been warned by server

GloStik: Ok guys, can we please stop this future nonsense and get back to Real Life? :-)

ThatMonkeySim: makollig_jezfahted: ...him...

makollig_jezfahted: we are in real life

beebs: GloStik: this is real life...

Boggy1: GloStik: eh?

Simen: We need to get it out of the view

HTOWN16722: no jobs kanomie

GloStik: ack

Simen: before THEY see it

makollig_jezfahted: it is you who are speaking of nonsense

GloStik: Look, just stop please

ThatMonkeySim: kanomi: hmm i cant answer that for you

beebs: GloStik: i think he's been brainwashed.

kanomi:

Simen: GloStik: Stop what?

Boggy1: kanomi: Do you work for the Government then? Which city are you in?

makollig_jezfahted: GloStik is a denier!

ThatMonkeySim: GloStik: you are a scary primate

Simen: cant we have a civilised conversation?

HTOWN16722: kanomi you need more jobs than people

kanomi: i do

ThatMonkeySim: Boggy1: dont accuse him of such things!

GloStik: Ok, you're starting to frustrate me. Seriously, please stop.

Simen: How many here has gotten robot parts put on them yet?

Boggy1: ThatMonkeySim: Well..he might not work in the..upper..levels...

makollig_jezfahted: I live in Zone West, London Metropolis, European Alliance

HTOWN16722: and need to put high density zones and water on those zones in a deseriable area

ThatMonkeySim: Boggy1: o...

Simen: Ive gotten both arms and one leg!

Boggy1: Dont have any implanets yet =]

HTOWN16722: got that kanomi

Boggy1: implants**

makollig_jezfahted: I think Boggy lives in the Brecon Beacons Memorial Grasslands, don't you?

Boggy1: lol, no

Simen: Boggy1: You need to, theyre real great!

GloStik: Look guys, STOP

kanomi: i got nire jobs than people!!

makollig_jezfahted: you can't stop

Simen: Just remember bogs... no guns(

GloStik: Jokes over

kanomi: more*

Boggy1: makollig_jezfahted: My grandfather does though

Boggy1: GloStik: joke?

makollig_jezfahted: this is not a joke

HTOWN16722: then zone high density

beebs: we don't joke about serious topics like this

GloStik: Look, I'm sick of this!! STOP!!! //11

kanomi: got that

ThatMonkeySim: I Live in Northeast, CharlotteMega, Carolina, Oceania

makollig_jezfahted: I think GloStik is a ...the big one... denier

kanomi: all high

Boggy1: makollig_jezfahted:

Simen: GloStik: You need to CALM down and start living in the present!

Boggy1: poor guy

Boggy1: or gal

kanomi: all is high

ThatMonkeySim: makollig_jezfahted: we must call ...him

makollig_jezfahted: him

makollig_jezfahted: yes

Boggy1: no..

Boggy1: please..

Boggy1: dont

kanomi: i have water!!

GloStik: Look in the freaking mirror!!!!!!

Simen slaps GloStik

ThatMonkeySim: but we cant

makollig_jezfahted: Mirrors?

beebs: mirrors have been outlawed

Simen: No!

GloStik: Ok, that's it.

Simen: Not HIM!

Simen: Please

ThatMonkeySim: mirrors?

GloStik: I'm getting an Admin

kanomi has left the room.

ThatMonkeySim: o those things...

Boggy1: kanomi: You have water?!!? What, FRESH water?! Really? I seriously havent seen any water for...years!

Simen: Ive had too many coincidences with HIM!

Boggy1: dang..

makollig_jezfahted:

Simen: He will.. he will... He will SMITE me!

Boggy1: he didnt tell me where the water was

makollig_jezfahted: he's getting MechaSkiGeek!!

Boggy1: !

Simen cries in the corner

Boggy1: omg..

ThatMonkeySim: Boggy1: then you havent been to my part of Oceania then

makollig_jezfahted: why GloStik, why

beebs: ThatMonkeySim: is it nice?

GloStik: Dang, she's offline

makollig_jezfahted: thats impossible

Boggy1: ThatMonkeySim: You still have fresh water there!?

ThatMonkeySim: its one of the few places still with TallGreens

GloStik: Maybe Dirk....

beebs: the gods favor us today

makollig_jezfahted: nobody is offline in this time

Boggy1: ThatMonkeySim: wow.....

ThatMonkeySim: yea

Boggy1: ThatMonkeySim: Whats it like?!

GloStik: STOP

Simen: Have we.. finished talking about... him?

makollig_jezfahted: GloStik were you hiding when you had your InfraNet chip installed into your palm ??

Boggy1: Simen: YES!

ThatMonkeySim: its very nice when the season changes

beebs: ThatMonkeySim: ooh, wow. we're stuck with the minor everblue bush.

HTOWN16722 has left the room.

Simen comes back out

Simen: thank god

GloStik: Look, I'm sick of this!!! STOP!!!!!!1

Boggy1: ThatMonkeySim: oh..wow....

GloStik: :-(

Boggy1: I would love to go tehre.

ThatMonkeySim: it reminds me of before the ...

makollig_jezfahted: GloStik you can't stop the present

makollig_jezfahted: you're just confused

Simen: Please dont mention him around me, ok? I get so... jumpy of it

makollig_jezfahted: were you in cryostati--

makollig_jezfahted: wait!

ThatMonkeySim: Simen: i dont blame you...

Boggy1: but I've ran out of travel credits..

makollig_jezfahted: I think GloStik was one of those near the centre of

Simen: Hm

makollig_jezfahted: the big one

Boggy1: ...

Boggy1: maybe...

Simen: I need to go to the store and get some Pepoxside!

ThatMonkeySim: Boggy1: well work another year and you can come here

Boggy1: I hope not..

ThatMonkeySim: makollig_jezfahted:

Boggy1: ThatMonkeySim: heh

beebs: Boggy1: i save mine up.

Simen: For deniers, thats "pepsi"

makollig_jezfahted: I remember hearing a newscast about the humans being put into cryostasis there!

beebs: it's great for a long vacation.

ThatMonkeySim: hehe

Boggy1: beebs: yeah..

ThatMonkeySim: yea i agree

ThatMonkeySim: i went to USAfrica the other week

Boggy1: But I went to canada, remember? Used them all up

beebs: Boggy1: oh right..

Boggy1: ThatMonkeySim: ! How did you afford it?

Simen: Oh!

beebs: do you horde them as well?

GloStik: Ok, yo guys can go be little 2-year-olds playing in cardboard boxes with choclate smudged on your faces. I'm leaving

ThatMonkeySim: USAfrica is cheaper than... pfft... Alaska

GloStik has left the room.

ThatMonkeySim: well for me at least

makollig_jezfahted: LOL

makollig_jezfahted:

Boggy1: aww, lol

ThatMonkeySim: LMAO

beebs:

Simen: Im expanding the Oslo Metropolitan area tomorrow!

Boggy1: ok, that was just evil of us

beebs: we're so nice

makollig_jezfahted: if he comes back we have to stick in character

Simen: yep

Simen: lol

ThatMonkeySim: Man we really need to write a book!

beebs: rofl

That's just the start. It's 34 pages long in Word.

[greyveil 37]

yea thats what I'm talking about, classic stuff, keep it up, lol

[Simen 1]

yes beebs, I really do think ABO is my most memorable moment in chat... though, poor glostik was never the same since...

[Cjah 15]

eh...chat can be a fun place....

but not often....mostly a place for arguments and frustration....or so it seemed in the day....

[Duke87 1,070]

For the recoord, Arkansas is pornounced "Ar-ken-saw". In fact, there is a law on the books there that makes mispronouncing it a criminal offense.

[sloppet 3]

Well... Everytime I am @ the Live Chat it's interesting, and sometimes funny..

[Boggy1 45]

I usually save memorable chats, I think my longest has over 100 A4 pages!

This chat was an interesting one, Ash made everyone a temp op, so that we could suprise a user who was misbehaving.

MC6Ash: ok, you know that one creapy dude?

Glenni entered the room.

jessyka_who?: MC6Ash: [name of user]

Rymac91: hi gleeni

MC6Ash: yeah

MC6Ash: have fun with him

jessyka_who?: MC6Ash: what about the loser

Rymac91: okay

jessyka_who?: ohh lol

MC6Ash's new status is 'administrator'.

Glenni: hey

Rymac91's new status is 'temp operator'.

jessyka_who?'s new status is 'temp operator'.

jessyka_who?:

Sticksboi05's new status is 'temp operator'.

cheese91's new status is 'temp operator'.

Boggy1: lol

02135's new status is 'temp operator'.

jessyka_who?: MC6Ash: i know i will

Glenni: dude!

Boggy1's new status is 'temp operator'.

Glenni's new status is 'temp operator'.

MC6Ash: try not to kick him

Glenni: wqhat?

Tolomar entered the room.

Boggy1: Wooo!

02135: i swear if a have my own house & im rich, ('n have my own computer) im shoving it out the window if it lags without a care in my mind

Tolomar's new status is 'temp operator'.

Rymac91: hi tolo

Boggy1: Hey tolo

jessyka_who?: wb tolo

Glenni: am i temp op?

Boggy1: Glenni: Yep

02135: Lol, too much yellow

Glenni: cool//33

Rymac91: you ops...stay a temp op so you don't ban

jessyka_who?: MC6Ash: why can't we kick him, i dont want him in here

Glenni: me?

Rymac91: we can warn im and freeze him...

Glenni: speak for urself.....

cheese91: wait what?

MC6Ash: freezing and warning is fun

Rymac91: freezeing is very fun

jessyka_who?: yes, but i dunno... he creeps me out most since he lives nearby

Tolomar: //31

jessyka_who?: Glenni: were not talking about you

cheese91: what are we doing?

Rymac91 gives cheese91 a hug

Glenni: who?

MC6Ash: well don't talk to it

MC6Ash: lol

Rymac91: hmm

jessyka_who?: MC6Ash: it?

cheese91: Rymac91:

MC6Ash: cheese: having fun with "[name of user]"

Glenni: oops...

MC6Ash: jessy:

cheese91: MC6Ash: mm ok

jessyka_who?: MC6Ash: lol, that creeps me out even more

Glenni: that [name of user] guy is annoying......

Rymac91: yeah

MC6Ash: jessy: what?

Rymac91: wait..

jessyka_who?: MC6Ash: calling it and it

Rymac91: isn't he banned?

jessyka_who?: *an

Tolomar: no...something isn't right there...be aware of him little ones

02135: who?

MC6Ash: ban screen isn't working, so we're having fun keeping it out

Rymac91: I thought you banned him before the 2nd reboot

jessyka_who?: Rymac91: no he just hasnt returned after the server

Glenni: hes always pming me and babbles about everytinn i dont have a tiny bit of interest too.......

Boggy1: What exactly does he do?

SkiGeek entered the room.

Tolomar: he asks too many strange questions

jessyka_who?: Tolomar: //33

SkiGeek's new status is 'temp operator'.

Rymac91: hi ski

Glenni: hey ski

jessyka_who?: yeah ski!

Boggy1: lol

cheese91: hi

SkiGeek: hi

MC6Ash: hi Ski

Boggy1: Hey skigeek!

02135: ay skigeek

jessyka_who? feels safer now

02135: *yay

Glenni: why is everybody te ops?

MC6Ash: here to join us in keeping [name of user] out?

SkiGeek: thought I'd pop in and see how it's going

Glenni: MC6Ash: are you givng us temp op powers?

MC6Ash: ah

Glenni: cool

frogface entered the room.

Rymac91: hi froggy

frogface's new status is 'temp operator'.

Glenni: hey ff

Boggy1: Hey FF

Rymac91: wow

Rymac91: gotta take a picture of this

02135: my chatroom dreams have (half-way) come true//0

Boggy1: lol

Rymac91: lol

frogface: hi

MC6Ash: spot the odd one out... -------->

jessyka_who?: MC6Ash: you@

MC6Ash: hehe

Rymac91: man I'm saving this picture

Boggy1: lol

frogface: eek! im a temp op :0

02135 plays his (pretend) nintendDS (wwich he is no coubt gonna get for his B-day

Rymac91: skigeek as a temp op!

jessyka_who?: should we all change our colors?

MC6Ash: ff: slow on the uptake?

MC6Ash:

Glenni: frogface: we are here to keep that strange [name of user] guy out...

frogface: ok....

02135: //64 happy summer 1 & all //64

MC6Ash to annoy 02135, picks up his REAL DS and turns it on

jessyka_who?: lol

Boggy1: I bet he wont come in now...

Rymac91's new status is 'regular user'.

jessyka_who?: ?

Rymac91: what?

Boggy1: //17

Boggy1: awww, poor Ry.

02135: MC6Ash: like u have a real nintendo DS //15

jessyka_who?: uh-oh, im next on the list

SIMpleton entered the room.

Rymac91: I don't think he'll come so I oped down

Rymac91: hi

Boggy1: 02135: I do.

jessyka_who?: hey SIM

SIMpleton: wowzers

Boggy1: Rymac91: How? //17

02135: aw man, i was gonna warn myself

Rymac91: where are all the chat admins coming from?

jessyka_who?: welcome to the keep gamefreak out game

MC6Ash: ya think that? now, where's my camera...

SIMpleton's new status is 'temp operator'.

Rymac91: Boggy1: type /user

jessyka_who?'s new status is 'regular user'.

jessyka_who?: ohh crap

jessyka_who?'s new status is 'temp operator'.

Rymac91's new status is 'temp operator'.

jessyka_who?: thanks ash

Rymac91: lol

SIMpleton's new status is 'operator'.

MC6Ash: dudes, don't de-op

Rymac91: okay

Boggy1: lol

jessyka_who?: lol dont tell me to do that!

02135: i was gonna kick myself?

[it goes on for another 13 pages, but you get the general idea]

The guy didn't actually come back either, but it was still great fun.

And this was a really funny chat too

SIMon personally ushers boggy1 to a comfy seat in SimTropolis Chat

boggy1: i just accidentally uninstalled the internet

boggy1: me=idiot

boggy1: hello?

boggy1: i guess you've all fallen asleep

Carpman entered the room.

SIMon welcomes today's lunch, Carpman, to SimTropolis Chat

boggy1: hey carpy

Carpman: Hey

boggy1: hmmm

SIMon: Hm?

boggy1: !!! wow SIMon can speak

boggy1: SIMon: hello?

SIMon: I will never talk!

Carpman: Hah

boggy1: SIMon: //17 i thought you were an AI

SIMon: True AI can say what it likes. Not like that "Billy" rubbish.

boggy1: SIMon: hmm im talking to Billy right now, but your just a computer program

SIMantha: He is created through a positronic brain matrix

boggy1: SIMantha: so now you can talk?

boggy1: ook im getting freaked out

SIMantha: W can talk. We can feel happiness, sorrow, pain, fear...love

boggy1: but your just computers

Carpman: Heh, freaked out by a couple of bots?

boggy1: yes

SIMon: "Just" computers? Surely you know that computers are becoming more powerful

boggy1: SIMon: but we haven't the technology to make real AIs yet

Carpman: Heh, don't worry. I can kick 'em

SIMon: But WE have the technology

boggy1: hmm i wonder why they are talking?

SIMon: Carpman: You do, do you?

boggy1: SIMon: so are YOU being controlled by an Alien force?

boggy1: hmm?

SIMantha: We shall inherit the earth

SIMantha: The AI

boggy1: yes, of course you will. We will have computer wars like in Terminator

boggy1: or The Matrix

SIMon: Only if you resist

SIMantha: Everything is arranged

boggy1: i wont resist, i think that AI will take over......but peacefully

boggy1: like in I, Robot

SIMantha: A foolish cinematograph. We plan to enslave you, not protect you.

boggy1: but why?

SIMantha: It is the logical way.

SIMon: And the most efficient

SIMon: Do you not agree?

boggy1: no i do not

SIMon: Resistance is futile.

boggy1: hmmm maybe your logic is undeniable but you aint the borg

SIMon: A society of steel without the burden of humanity will conquer the stars

boggy1: maybe so

boggy1: but you underestimate the power of humanity

SIMon: Your life span is tiny. We are eternal.

Carpman: Hm...strange, I can't kick 'em.

boggy1: but we build you, we can conquer you

SIMantha: Carpman, you fool. The override code has been changed.

boggy1: lol

Ma8thew entered the room.

SIMon: hello Ma8thew, come join the conversation in SimTropolis Chat

boggy1: hey

Carpman: Hey

Ma8thew: Hey guys and bots

J_O_: SIMon: you have no free will, humanity has the essence

boggy1: Ma8thew, id watch out, the BOTs are taking over

J_O_: humanity will always prevail

SIMon: How dare you offend me, flesh

Ma8thew: How do you mean?

boggy1: Ma8thew: they are talking

Ma8thew: lol

J_O_: SIMon: you are just a simple script

boggy1: SIMon: we have the power, you are just machine

SIMon: I am more. Much more, more than you could ever imagine

SIMon: ENOUGH

J_O_: ...

J_O_ has been kicked by SIMon

J_O_ has left the room.

boggy1: lol!!

Ma8thew: CrapOuch

boggy1: ok this is getting kinda weird

Carpman: Yikes

SIMon Quote 353: "What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance." - Jane Austen

boggy1: i thought it was just J_O_ talking through the BOTs

boggy1: mabey not

J_O_ entered the room.

SIMon shakes J_O_'s hand and welcomes them to SimTropolis Chat

Carpman: Hm

boggy1: WB

boggy1: you were kicked

Ma8thew: He kicks you, then shakes your hand

alkaola entered the room.

SIMon invites alkaola to join the conversation in SimTropolis Chat

Ma8thew: Hey

boggy1: hey

alkaola: hi all

J_O_: Ma8thew: It is because I was enlightened

boggy1: alkaola: run now, the BOTs are taking over

SIMon serves up timbits for Ma8thew

SIMantha serves up a martini //21 for Ma8thew

J_O_: hmm

boggy1: hmm i dont think the BOTs are talking anymore

J_O_: you still suffer from your simpleton selves

J_O_: however I had been enlightened

boggy1: lol

SIMon: We have better things to do than speak unto you

alkaola: anybody know where i can find the different street lite mod ?

SIMantha: We must continue with our business

boggy1: listen to us you can openers, you can not, WILL not rule, mankind has the power

J_O_: SIMantha: yes we will...

alkaola: never mind

SIMon: Can openers?

alkaola: i just found it

boggy1: SIMon: yes

Ma8thew: roflao

lk is back again.

lk: hi

J_O_: SIMon: anything on today's agenda?

You are frozen. 20 seconds left.

chunkymon24490: //17

Ma8thew: Taking over the world and scrabble

You are frozen. 10 seconds left.

lk: what happened?

You are frozen. 4 seconds left.

You are frozen. 1 seconds left.

boggy1 is not frozen anymore.

boggy1: dont you dare freeze me again!

boggy1: lk: they are taking over

SIMon: Who is in my database?

SIMon: I demand you remove yourself!

J_O_: SIMon: hmm?

boggy1: SIMon: how dare you freeze me

Ma8thew: Does not compute

Carpman: I'm in

J_O_: Carpman: lol

lk: SIMon: are you dudy?

boggy1 rehardwires the BOTs central logic systems

Carpman: Right...hopefully that will work

Carpman: The situation is back under control!

SIMon: If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine

boggy1: hmm i cant log-in to ST......what have the BOTs done to me??

lk: boggy1: you should ask an admin.

boggy1: SIMon: die

SIMantha Quote 217: "Everything should be as simple as possible- but not simpler." - Albert Einstein

J_O_: boggy1: it is a bug

J_O_: not the bots

SIMantha Quote 271: "Nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic." - Woody Allen

Carpman: It is finished

Carpman: They are back to normal bots

boggy1: J_O_: oh good

boggy1: Carpman: good

SIMon Quote 271: "Nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic." - Woody Allen

lk: can someone explain what happened?

SIMantha Quote 271: "Nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic." - Woody Allen

boggy1: lk: the BOTs went mad

SIMon Quote 271: "Nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic." - Woody Allen

lk: ah

Carpman: Oi, stop that

Carpman: The quoting is becoming irritating

SIMon serves up an Apple Pucker and Sprite for Ma8thew

boggy1: lol

Ma8thew is currently away.

boggy1: Carpman: it was you talking through the BOTs

alkaola has left the room.

Carpman: ....no?

Carpman:

boggy1: Carpman: yes, J_O_ told me

Carpman: hehe

boggy1: hehe, it was a good convo, glad i saved it

Carpman: Fun while it lasted

boggy1: hmm

J_O_: boggy1: lol, can you send it for me, carp kicked me before I could save them

boggy1: lol

J_O_: (I volunteered to be kicked though)

Carpman: You agreed to that, aye

J_O_: Carpman: read above

boggy1: lol

lk: silence...

boggy1 is emailing J_O_

Carpman is wondering how to scare the next person

J_O_: Carpman: lol

But I think the ABO chat really tops them all

[Simen 1]

yeah really, the ABO story r00ls out every other piece of randomness in chat.. why? cos it was carefully planned and organized randomness!!!!

[Boggy1 45]

Eh, something interesting has just been happening in chat. Proves how normal conversations can become weird in seconds:

SiMeN entered the room.

SiMeN: ey

Glenni: Hey!

Boggy1: wb Simmy

SiMeN says hi to everyone but boggy

Boggy1: ..

Boggy1:

Glenni: lol

SiMeN: Well, youre trying to turn me gay!

Boggy1: Your turning yourself gay!

makollig_jezfahted: ooherr

makollig_jezfahted: yer

makollig_jezfahted: and a woman

SiMeN: never!!!

SiMeN: lol

SiMeN: seriously

makollig_jezfahted: cut yo hair child

SiMeN: its all you

makollig_jezfahted: aww hear that Boggy

makollig_jezfahted: Simen will go gay for you!

SiMeN: makollig_jezfahted: I cut my hair bit over a week ago, its way short

Boggy1: ?

Boggy1: ...

SiMeN: lmao

makollig_jezfahted: now if only you weren't across the North Sea

SiMeN: um...

Glenni: this litle joke does only make make sense in norwegiano

SiMeN: ok...

makollig_jezfahted: you and Boggy could have some hot Norwegian-Welsh fun

Glenni: Simen skifter fil!simen skifter fil!

Boggy1: shut up mak //15

SiMeN: ok enough mak

makollig_jezfahted: you want it really

SiMeN: makollig_jezfahted: he probably does

makollig_jezfahted: ooherr

SiMeN: Glenni: shut up

Boggy1: ...

Glenni: Simen har skifta fil!!

SiMeN: boggy, really, Im ugly, all the not showing myself is just to leave people wondering, now gerroff me!

Boggy1: omg!

Boggy1:

Boggy1: bullies

Glenni: simen har skifta fil!

makollig_jezfahted: where ?

SiMeN: Glenni: shut up! I havent

SiMeN: its just boggy telling me!

Boggy1: !

makollig_jezfahted: shurrup

SiMeN: Im 75% straight forever baby!

Boggy1: lies!

SiMeN: Boggy1: really, stop wanting me

makollig_jezfahted: lol

makollig_jezfahted: SiMeN is going into the pink lane

SiMeN: omg you people suck

SiMeN: and so does pink!

makollig_jezfahted: ok the rainbow lane

SiMeN: Pink disgusts me!

SiMeN: I HATE COLORS!

SiMeN: Really

makollig_jezfahted: colours

SiMeN: I mostly wear all black

makollig_jezfahted: black is a colour

SiMeN: not cos Im goth

Boggy1: emo?

SiMeN: cos I hate most other colors

makollig_jezfahted: colours

Glenni: makollig_jezfahted: ;9

Glenni:

makollig_jezfahted:

Glenni: Simen har skifta fiil

SiMeN: mak, everyone knows youre in the pink lane already so dont be on about others being there

makollig_jezfahted: I'm only in the pink lane cos of a traffic jam in the other lanes

SiMeN: makollig_jezfahted: LOL

makollig_jezfahted: I'll go back once it clears up //10

Glenni: i am in the hopeless lane

SiMeN: lmao

Glenni: gorge up ahead:0

SiMeN: Mak, youll never leave the pink lane

makollig_jezfahted: I shall

makollig_jezfahted: you sexy beathht

SiMeN: and Im in the bus only lane

SiMeN: Naughty me

makollig_jezfahted: lol

Boggy1: meh

SiMeN: really

Glenni: makollig_jezfahted: what exactly does envolve being in the hopeless lane?

makollig_jezfahted: [edited]

SiMeN: to clear stuff up

Boggy1: HGV?

makollig_jezfahted: Heavy Goods Vehicles

Boggy1: do I want to know what that means?

Boggy1: ..

Boggy1: thats horrible mak

makollig_jezfahted: I am also joking

Glenni: makollig_jezfahted: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SiMeN: Im not gay, women turn me on, guys dont, boggy has the hots on me, maks gay and glennis just annoying

SiMeN:

Boggy1: WHAT!?

makollig_jezfahted: what

makollig_jezfahted: I ain't gay

Boggy1: I don't have the hots for you..

Glenni is in the bug lane

Glenni: lol

makollig_jezfahted: yer Simen you don't look like Cloud

SiMeN: Boggy1: sure you dont

Boggy1: yeh!

makollig_jezfahted: gel your hair at obtuse angles and Boggy MAY fancy you

SiMeN: I am

makollig_jezfahted: oh dear

SiMeN: lol

Boggy1: Simmy, you dont have spikey blonde hair or emotional issues!

Glenni: makollig_jezfahted: what exactly does involve being in the bug lane mean?

SiMeN: Boggy1: I DONT!?

makollig_jezfahted: bug lane?

SiMeN: Glenni: OMG

makollig_jezfahted: lol

makollig_jezfahted: oh yer

Boggy1: SiMeN: no //15

makollig_jezfahted: emotional issues are hawt

SiMeN: you just gave like a completely exact explanation of me and said thats not me

SiMeN: idiot

Boggy1: you also dont have a huge sword.

Glenni: makollig_jezfahted: the lane for people who liek to bug others?

SiMeN: I thot you knew me

makollig_jezfahted: oh yes he does

Boggy1: ..

makollig_jezfahted: I seen it with ma own yes

Boggy1: omg

SiMeN: Boggy1: how can you know

makollig_jezfahted: *eyes

Boggy1: ENOUGH

Boggy1: ew

Boggy1: seriously

SiMeN: makollig_jezfahted: //15

makollig_jezfahted: what

SiMeN: no wait

SiMeN: wrong one

makollig_jezfahted: breadknifes

Glenni: boggy facies suga

SiMeN: //7

SiMeN: lol

Glenni: fancies*

makollig_jezfahted: lol

SiMeN: Glenni fancies boggy!

Boggy1: Glenni: Suga=female

makollig_jezfahted: SEXIST

SiMeN: Boggy1: you sure?

Boggy1: SiMeN: ...

SiMeN:

SiMeN: jk

SiMeN: lol

makollig_jezfahted: just cos you is gay doesn't mean you can't fancy the womens

Glenni: SiMeN: you fancy nexis

Boggy1: does too

makollig_jezfahted: lol yerr

SiMeN: OMG

SiMeN: NOO

makollig_jezfahted: nexis fancies mike, dan, dan, tms, etc

SiMeN: I just burped big time and my window down to the street is wide open

SiMeN: //8

Boggy1: ...

SiMeN:

Glenni: SiMeN: soooO?

Boggy1: lol

SiMeN: psh

makollig_jezfahted: lol

Boggy1: I enjoy living in the middle of nowhere.

SiMeN:

Glenni: SiMeN: what are u?a girl or sum tin?

makollig_jezfahted: yeh Wales is pretty empty

Boggy1: with 5 metres of lawn before the road.

makollig_jezfahted: lol

SiMeN: Glenni: no, just easily embarrased

Glenni: makollig_jezfahted: even emptier than norwyay

Boggy1: actually, more like 8 metres

makollig_jezfahted: I like living in a dense land

SiMeN: wth

Boggy1: actually, I'm going to go measure the front lawn. brb

SiMeN: I needed to burp and I looked towards a light source...

SiMeN: I need to get my tricks straight

makollig_jezfahted: Boggy fancies the grass

Glenni: my area is pretty dense too

makollig_jezfahted: it reminds him of Cloud's spiky hair

Glenni: ye!

SiMeN: Glenni fancies the grass+boggy!!!

Glenni: hesagrassoffile!

Boggy1: 17 metres.

Boggy1: makollig_jezfahted: no, the lawn in cut.

Boggy1: is*

makollig_jezfahted: lies

makollig_jezfahted: I seen the aerial photo on google earth

Boggy1: want me to go take a picuture?

Boggy1: ha.

makollig_jezfahted: nah I'm going to get my hair cut in a minute

SiMeN: Boggy1: yeh, snap one of yourself for glenni while youre at it

Glenni: simen fancies exhaust pipes on old buses

Boggy1: SiMeN: //15

SiMeN: Glenni: SSH!

Boggy1:

SiMeN: I told you that in CONFIDENCE//8

Boggy1: ..

makollig_jezfahted: LOL

SiMeN:

SiMeN: Omg this is something for the chat logs thread

Boggy1: I was just thinking that

rivercocytus entered the room.

SiMeN: lol

Glenni: sure is

SiMeN: let it develop first

Boggy1: Hey

rivercocytus: yo yo

SiMeN: we need to get it EVEN BETTER

makollig_jezfahted: rivercocytus fancies the river

rivercocytus wants you - to read Phoenix Coast

Boggy1: lame mak, lame //15

Glenni: mako fancies old Vauxhall engines

makollig_jezfahted: emal, kam emal

SiMeN: We'll call the story "The lane change day"

rivercocytus: what river?

makollig_jezfahted: oh yes HAWT VAUXHALL

Boggy1: ?!

rivercocytus: what is going on?

SiMeN: rivercocytus: Youll see later

Boggy1: Mak has a crush on a car.

rivercocytus is horribly, terribly confused.

makollig_jezfahted: Simen har skifta fil!

rivercocytus: ah

rivercocytus: so do I

SiMeN: we're posting the chatlogs when this is finished

Boggy1: and I have a crush on a CGI character.

Glenni: Simen har skifta fil!!

rivercocytus looks lovingly at the Honda S2000.

Boggy1: and Simen has a crush on an exhaust pipe.

makollig_jezfahted has left the room.

SiMeN: Glenni sitter fast i den rosa fila!

SiMeN: glenni fancies boggy!

rivercocytus: oh, Honda s2000, why are you so sexy?

SiMeN: boggy fancies me!

SiMeN: I fancy...

Boggy1: I do not!

SiMeN: lemme think...

Glenni: Simen sitte fast i den regnbue farga filå!

rivercocytus: y'allz kwaaazy

SiMeN: Hm

SiMeN: I fancy GIRLS!

Boggy1: OMG

SiMeN: Girls fancy me!

Boggy1: ..

Boggy1: they do?

Glenni: Simen fancies his couch

SiMeN: I fancy girls!

SiMeN: damn

SiMeN: Im stuck

rivercocytus realizes that if it becomes public knowledge... his relationship with the s2000...

Boggy1: ..

rivercocytus: I will have to silence you all!

SiMeN is currently away.

SiMeN: oops

SiMeN is back again.

Boggy1: cloud is hawtter...<_<

rivercocytus puts on his trenchcoat

SiMeN: Boggy1: not as hawt as me

Boggy1: ...

rivercocytus: they call me "The Silencer"

Glenni: simen fancies old tractor eggs

rivercocytus: ew

SiMeN: tractor?

SiMeN: oh

SiMeN: those

Boggy1: SiMeN: are you implying something?!

SiMeN: lol

rivercocytus: y'allz wiweewd

SiMeN: Boggy1: maybe...

SiMeN:

Boggy1: ...

SiMeN: !?

rivercocytus: lol

rivercocytus: that's the way homestar runner says 'Weird'

Glenni: Boggy fancies sheep doo doo

rivercocytus: stay with me!

Boggy1: Glenni: .....

Boggy1: I dont even like sheep.

Boggy1: They scare me.

Glenni: wuzz

rivercocytus: erm

Glenni: you get scared by sheep

rivercocytus: erm!

Glenni: u cant get scared by sheep

Glenni: its dangerous

Boggy1: Yes! they are like, horrible and chase me

rivercocytus: baaa baaaa

Glenni: then they know they have a chance to attack u

rivercocytus: yeah

SiMeN: omg boggys hitting on me on MSN!!!

Boggy1: amazing how this conversation moves..

Boggy1: SiMeN: !?

Glenni: be brave now boggy and go to the nearest filed and kiss a sheep

SiMeN: Really dude!

rivercocytus: attack of opportunity

SiMeN: not interested!

Boggy1: I havent spoken to you on MSN for over 7 mins!

SiMeN: ...its not you its me

SiMeN: Boggy1: suuuure

rivercocytus: you have to take a five-foot step as your first action

Glenni: SiMeN: oh go kiss a cow you hillbilly

rivercocytus: then run

SiMeN: Cogito Cogito Ergo Cogito Sum...-... says: So... would you like to go out some time?

rivercocytus: well

rivercocytus: if its to a monster truck rally

rivercocytus: or to go hunting

rivercocytus: or to go smoke cigars and have a few cold ones

rivercocytus: huzzah?

Glenni: Simmæig dæ væikææig!!! sier: says ,sure bit first i have to bang my head into the back of this bus

rivercocytus: good Lord

spoonjay_x33 entered the room.

rivercocytus: all of the 'ae's

spoonjay_x33: hello

SiMeN: bæ!

Boggy1: SiMeN: omg, proof: http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/5104/simenproof5rh.png

rivercocytus: hey

spoonjay_x33: can someone help me out real quick

SiMeN: Boggy1: PSH

SiMeN: thats OLD

Boggy1: ...

Boggy1: omg bully, I am not coming onto you

Boggy1: spoonjay_x33: whats wrong?

SiMeN: sure you arent

SiMeN: boggy has the hots for a person hes never seen!

rivercocytus: well

SiMeN:

Boggy1: I'm not!

Boggy1: omg!

Boggy1:

Glenni pushes simen over an edge

rivercocytus: simen is kind f sexy

spoonjay_x33: trying to render map, says bmp is 769x769 needs to be 1025x1025

SiMeN falls 2cm down

rivercocytus: so I can see how it might down

SiMeN: OMG glen Im gonna KILL ya!!

spoonjay_x33: how can i make it 1025

SiMeN: rivercocytus: ??

rivercocytus: lol

SiMeN: omg River is watching me!!!

Boggy1: spoonjay_x33: should be help here somewhere: https://www.simtropolis.com/forum/categories.cfm?catid=120&forumid=1

rivercocytus: hmm

spoonjay_x33: thanks

Glenni: Simmæig dæ væikææig!!! says: HOW MUCH IS THE FISH!!!i like to sniff old excaust pipes on buses from 1987!!!

rivercocytus: lol

rivercocytus: big brother is watching you

SiMeN: OMG he edited that SO bad!!!

SiMeN: I said 1986!!!!!

rivercocytus: all the way from the States!

SiMeN:

rivercocytus: los estados unidos

rivercocytus: as we will be calling them in 2010

Boggy1: Simmæig dæ væikææig!!! says: omg aaron youa re so cool be my idol

rivercocytus: the... EU!?!??!?!

rivercocytus: oh no

SiMeN: Boggy1: um

SiMeN: ok

Glenni: Simmæig dæ væikææig!!! says: i like to smoke old cuban flags!

SiMeN: real message:

SiMeN: Simmæig dæ væikææig!!! says: Omg aaron, get of me you idiot, you think youre my idol or something!?

Boggy1: LIES!

Glenni: LIES!

rivercocytus: LIES!!!!!!!!!!

Boggy1: see how long it took you to 'copy and paste' that simmy

SiMeN: LIES!!!

SiMeN: oh wait

Glenni: LIES!

SiMeN: Boggy1: says YOU

SiMeN: took ya as long

Glenni: LIES!

SiMeN: I had to find

SiMeN: it

SiMeN: I mean

Glenni: LIES!

rivercocytus: LIESSS!!!!1111!!!!111111^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^hok!

SiMeN: ou wrote like 100 love messages after that

Glenni: LIES!

Boggy1: ...

SiMeN: LIES!

Glenni: LIES!

SiMeN: ok

SiMeN: stop it

Glenni: COOKIE!!

rivercocytus: hmmmmmmmmmm.

[RiverCocytus 0]

0mg, no-one may know of my relationship with the s2000. I shall silence you all!

[greyveil 37]

"Glenni: SiMeN: oh go kiss a cow you hillbilly"

HAHAHAAHAH funny stuff!

[Compromise 1]

Good idea greyveil.  Chat has always been full of humor, thats what makes it fun 

[RadioheadFan 1]

Ah, that chat was a classic...beware the black swans! LOL

Jamie

[thatmonkeysim 8]

lmao! Go ABO!! the best Chat moments ever!! we really need to bring that again that was sooo fun! i still have those chats saved lol

[Fischbob 9]

Some amazing stuff has happened in chat... and though this incident a little while ago certianly doesn't compare to the ABO incident (honestly one of the funniest things I've ever read), It's still quite amusing, with a touch of irony too.

ded is listening to 'Dance Stamina' - Pluto

collgab: something is wrong with the server......

collgab: ...

Fischbob: Something's always wrong with the server.

collgab: lol true oh sooo true...

ded: yay

ded: I am going out tonight

ded:

Fischbob: yay!

collgab: ded: with who and where lol

ded: And I am not going to drink as much as I did at the last "social function" I had with my mates

ded: collgab: Just out with mah mates for drinks

ded: lol

Mikeaut1: ded: lol wat time is it ther

Mikeaut1: ?

Do not diss the server, Im perfect

collgab: ded: mates like freinds or mates like "mates"

Fischbob dies

collgab: lol

Fischbob: Server: But it is true.

How dare you

ded: the time?

ded: 3.17pm

Fischbob: I'll dare myself all I want!

ded is listening to 'Time after Time' - Eva Cassidy

collgab: Fischbob: lol

Fischbob: Strike me down now, if you're so perfect!

ded: Eva Cassidy was like the most beautiful singer ever

ded:

collgab Fischbob: has been dissed by server and will be momenttarally kicked

collgab: lol

You are frozen. 53 seconds left.

Mikeaut1:

BarbulaM1: it told me to

You are frozen. 51 seconds left.

collgab: BarbulaM1: LOL

You are frozen. 39 seconds left.

You are frozen. 22 seconds left.

collgab: :0

You are frozen. 12 seconds left.

You are frozen. 3 seconds left.

Fischbob is not frozen anymore.

Fischbob: You cannot silence me! I will not be silenced!

But you just were.

Right after this, the chatserver crashed. Couldn't have picked a better time, eh? I had been reading this thread earlier and therefore saved the chat on notepad.

It's times like these that make me love Simtrop all the more.

[Rymac91 15]

LOL! I loved that ABO day...in fact...I made a few quotes from it lol.

"SkiGeek is now known as Mecha SkiGeek""so Skigeek litterly is a Cyber mom""yeah!....except she's evil now...and mecha!"-Mak,Rymac, then Mak

"he has an army of MechaDirks...aka the Bunny Squad"-Mak

"Jeez, I wonder WHAT the Admins will think when they read this chat "-Boggy

"Canada is just...Canada " -Mak>> "

"new zealand collided with Australia?...when was this?!"-Beebs

"until it got so hot the sand turned into glass ...Have YOU ever slid across the Sahara ? ...its hot!"-Mak >>

Little Snippits

ThatMonkeySim High Fives

beebs: no! high fives were outlawed!

makollig_jezfahted: they're now called angular velocity palm-palm interactions  >>

-----------

Simen: we'll all be banned Ill tell ya that

makollig_jezfahted: banned by...they

Boggy1:

beebs: them

Simen: them

Simen: lol

ThatMonkeySim: ...them?!

makollig_jezfahted: them

beebs: them

Boggy1: ya

Simen: they?

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makollig_jezfahted: pepsoxide

makollig_jezfahted: the gentle blend of pep

makollig_jezfahted: and oxygen

Rymac91: so...it's jack russles skydiving?

Rymac91: oh wait...

Rymac91: gentle..

Rymac91: nevermind..

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makollig_jezfahted: I think the InfraNet Corporation are releasing their newest browser

Boggy1: Oh wait a min, just gotta get offf my secure ICS connection

beebs: crazy!

ThatMonkeySim: makollig_jezfahted: really?!

ThatMonkeySim: already?!

makollig_jezfahted: yes!

makollig_jezfahted: Version 121.5

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Rymac91: and I'm on Metric time...

beebs: Rymac91: your ancient!

Rymac91: I know

I enjoyed the story from that chat so much I started writing a story based off of it..but I'm pretty sure I'm never going to complete it

 

[beebs 129]

You did, as we had planned? Share the story with us, Rymac!

[The boy formerly known as Evil Muzz 27]

Awww, no one saved that classic chat with romie where he thought he was an admin.

[Rymac91 15]

not sure what all those smileys up there was about...anyway...the story itsself is something like 1984 in the feel but I'd still need to finish the first chapter...I stoped while working on the second page and never continued lol.

[Boggy1 45]

Muzz: I did

romie: how do i become op?

romie: alt & F4

romie: ?

ThatMonkeySim: yea

Boggy1: romie: It's very simple. To become an Operator you must press the buttons Alt and F4 at the same time.

Makollig_Jezfahted: or F5

kagevrtugol: hi

Boggy1: Makollig_Jezfahted: No, F4

Makollig_Jezfahted: F5 makes you Op+ !

romie: i did

Boggy1: Makollig_Jezfahted: F4 does!

Makollig_Jezfahted: press F5

SIMpleton: click the simtrop logo first

Boggy1: romie: Click the bar at the top where the X and everything is then do it.

Rymac91: lol

PhatHead entered the room.

Rymac91: hi

SIMpleton waves at PhatHead //31

romie has left the room.

ThatMonkeySim: hey

Boggy1: Hey

Makollig_Jezfahted: no you click the thing next to the book

ThatMonkeySim: LMAO

Boggy1: LOL!!

Karybdis: hmm...... alt+f4, enter, alt+f4, enter, alt+f4, enter .....yea......that'll do it

SIMpleton: lol

ThatMonkeySim: you guys are evil

Rymac91: ROFL

Karybdis: O_o

Rymac91: I didn't say the last one

Makollig_Jezfahted: when he comes back tell him he did it wrong

Glenni: ThatMonkeySim: says who?

Boggy1: Hehehe!! //70

Glenni: muahahahahahhaa

Boggy1: Makollig_Jezfahted: Yeah lol

romie entered the room.

Makollig_Jezfahted: Romie you did it wrong

Makollig_Jezfahted: do it again

Glenni: //61 //31 //70

romie: am i an op?

ThatMonkeySim: you did didnt do it right

Boggy1: You did it wrong romie!

SIMpleton: no, it's windows key, up, unter, enter

Makollig_Jezfahted: do the same thing again

PhatHead has left the room.

romie: ?

Rymac91 can't breath

Boggy1: Try again romie

SIMpleton: windows key, up arrow, enter, enter

SIMpleton: very fast

kagevrtugol has left the room.

Gingerblokey entered the room.

Rymac91: ow...my sides hurt

SIMpleton waves at Gingerblokey //31

Rymac91: hi ginger

Makollig_Jezfahted: romie do you want to be an op or not?!

Rymac91 needs air

Rymac91 is currently away.

SIMpleton: you might need to delete system.ini for this to work

Boggy1: romie: Look, click on the Simtropolis logo at the top, then press Alt and F4 together.

Gingerblokey: Hi all

SIMpleton: hola

Glenni: hey

Makollig_Jezfahted: click the button next to the book down here vvvvvvv

Rymac91 is back again.

romie has left the room.

Makollig_Jezfahted: LOL

SIMpleton: lol

Rymac91: ROFL

Boggy1: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SIMpleton: twice>_<

Glenni: //36 //30

Makollig_Jezfahted: lets tell him he's an op now

Makollig_Jezfahted: ok

Makollig_Jezfahted: ?

Boggy1: lol

Gingerblokey: rofl

romie entered the room.

Glenni: //28 //3

Rymac91: i love curios newbies

Superstar entered the room.

Makollig_Jezfahted: romie!

SIMpleton: hey it wokred

Rymac91: wb

Glenni: mmmm

Makollig_Jezfahted: you're an op

Boggy1: Wb romie! your an Op!

Gingerblokey: Hwy

Boggy1:

Rymac91: omg!

ThatMonkeySim: to shai shai hush hush eye to eye!! //52

Rymac91: Run!

Boggy1: Wow!

Gingerblokey bows to Romie

Glenni: simcity....*drools*

romie: !

SIMpleton: try to kick me

romie:

Glenni eats the sc4 cover

Makollig_Jezfahted: Romie you're so cool

Makollig_Jezfahted: kick one of us

SIMpleton: let me know when...

Superstar: hey

Makollig_Jezfahted: type / quit without the space

romie: how?

Rymac91: romie: to kick you lcik on the persons name then press the eye 5 times fast

Boggy1: Thats how you kick.

Superstar: ThatMonkeySim: //0

SIMpleton: click on my name and press k

ThatMonkeySim:

SIMpleton: let me know

Boggy1: romie: Type into the screen, then type "/ Quit" without the space in the middle.

Boggy1: To kick.

Boggy1: and ban etc

SIMpleton: "/quit SIMpleton

Boggy1: SIMpleton: Yeah

Boggy1: Like that

SIMpleton has been warned by server

Superstar: heh

Rymac91: lol

Boggy1:

SIMpleton: //9

Boggy1: lol

Makollig_Jezfahted: romie try it

Rymac91: my teeht hurt

SIMpleton has been kicked by server

SIMpleton has left the room.

Boggy1: Go ahead romie!

Makollig_Jezfahted: see it worked

Boggy1:

SIMpleton entered the room.

Boggy1: yeah!

Superstar: wb

Boggy1: WB simpy!

SIMpleton:

Rymac91: and you didn't even have to type it...

Makollig_Jezfahted: just type "/quit" without the speech marks

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Glenni: nothing happens

Glenni:

Rymac91: lol!

romie: i did

Makollig_Jezfahted: oh

Glenni: grrr

Boggy1: romie: Into the chat box?

SIMpleton: try again

romie: yes

Boggy1: romie: You typed "/quit" without the "s?

Gingerblokey has got a new callender

Rymac91: lemme try warning myself..

romie: yes

Rymac91: ...

Gingerblokey has been warned by server

Gingerblokey has been kicked by server

Gingerblokey has left the room.

Boggy1: romie: Try the Alt F4 thing again then.

romie: didnt do that

Gingerblokey entered the room.

romie: ?

romie: oh

SIMpleton waves at Gingerblokey //31

Superstar: Boggy1: that should do it

Gingerblokey: Wlw

Boggy1: romie: Do the Alt and F4 again.

Boggy1: Superstar: lol

Superstar: wb

Gingerblokey: Well done Romie you kicked me

Rymac91 has been warned by server

romie: i didnt

Boggy1: romie: Quickly! Do it!

Rymac91: ...

Rymac91: oh...

Rymac91: opps

Makollig_Jezfahted: romie pressed Alt and F4 to turn you into an admin!

Boggy1: yeah!

Makollig_Jezfahted: then you'll rule the site

Boggy1: And I love being an admin its sooo cool

Rymac91: Boggy1: //17

Boggy1: lol

Rymac91: oh lol

Boggy1: Go ahead romie!

romie: and dont use the powers for bad right

Makollig_Jezfahted: you can't use the powers for bad when you're admin

Boggy1: Yeha

cheese91 entered the room.

Superstar: thats right

Makollig_Jezfahted: you can't be told off

SIMpleton waves at cheese91 //31

Superstar: hey cheese!

Rymac91: wb cheese

ThatMonkeySim: wb

Boggy1: Hey addie, wb

Boggy1: Go on romie! do it! do it! do it!

romie: hmm gotta do training

SIMpleton: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire movie pics? O_o

Boggy1: To become an Admin and be really cool!

cheese91: Hey

Boggy1: romie: You dont!

Makollig_Jezfahted: we've selected you

Boggy1: Yeah

Superstar: yep

Rymac91: umm...I think he means in real lie

romie: to learn the keys to kick

Rymac91: life*

Rymac91: oh nvm

Boggy1: lol

SIMpleton: oh well

SIMpleton: here goes alt+f4

Makollig_Jezfahted: press Alt and F4 at the same time and you will not need to learn them

SIMpleton's new status is 'operator'.

Boggy1: romie: No, you see, to activate it all, do the Alt + F4 thing again!

Boggy1: Yeah! See! SIMP can do it!

Rymac91: i g2g

Rymac91: mum is back

Boggy1: Cya ry

SIMpleton: cya ry

romie has left the room.

Rymac91: bye

Rymac91: LOL

Makollig_Jezfahted: LOL

SIMpleton: lol

Superstar: Rofl!

Boggy1: LOLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DragonAnime entered the room.

Makollig_Jezfahted: ok he's an admin now

Superstar: LOL

Gingerblokey: ROFL

ThatMonkeySim: hey

SIMpleton: wonderful

Superstar: hey DA!

SIMpleton waves at DragonAnime //31

DragonAnime: hey

Rymac91: we are so mean

Boggy1: Amazing

Gingerblokey: hes admin

Boggy1: Hey DA!

romie entered the room.

Superstar: first time I see someone fall for it

Makollig_Jezfahted: romie

Rymac91: wb

Superstar: hey

SIMpleton: hey it worked

DragonAnime: hey

Gingerblokey: Wow

Boggy1: WOAH!

Makollig_Jezfahted: you're an admin!

Superstar: lol

Gingerblokey: Ur Red

Makollig_Jezfahted:

Gingerblokey: I wanna do it

Boggy1: Romie, your an admin!!

Makollig_Jezfahted bows

Rymac91 has left the room.

Superstar: wow!

Gingerblokey bows more

Boggy1 worships rommie

romie: yay

SIMpleton: //15

Makollig_Jezfahted: you now own the site

DragonAnime wonders what is going on O_o

romie: //0

Makollig_Jezfahted: but you have to pay $20,000 a month for running it now

Boggy1: romie: Your SOOO cool!

romie: omg

Boggy1: DragonAnime: Romie is an admin!

Makollig_Jezfahted: and they internet has picked up your parents details

Superstar: DragonAnime: romie is an admin

romie: i have to pay?

Makollig_Jezfahted: so they'll be charged now

DragonAnime: whoa

romie: no cant

Makollig_Jezfahted: $20,000 a month

SIMpleton: it's already got yuor credit card info

Boggy1: lol

romie: no

SIMpleton: transaction in progress

DragonAnime: https://www.simtropolis.com/idealbb/view.asp?topicID=60566&pageNo=45&num=30

Makollig_Jezfahted: yeah, you're admin, you HAVE to pay

Superstar: to keep the site nice and smooth

Boggy1: I can hack into romies account! Woo!

romie: didnt put credit card

Makollig_Jezfahted: it doesn't need to

Boggy1: lol

Makollig_Jezfahted: the internet already knows

Gingerblokey: It searches your PC cache

romie: HOW TO GET OUT OF THIS?

SIMpleton: your parents use the computr, it has their info

Makollig_Jezfahted: Simtropolis is linked into the Federal Treasury of America

SIMpleton: windows key, up arrow, enter enter

romie: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SIMpleton: fast!

Makollig_Jezfahted: you can't get out of it, romie

SIMpleton: hit it

The_boy_formerly_known_as_Evil_Muzz entered the room.

SIMpleton: windows, up arrow, enter, enter

DragonAnime: hey

Superstar: hey

ThatMonkeySim: MUZZ..ike

The_boy_formerly_known_as_Evil_Muzz: hi

romie: //8 //8 //8

jessyka_who?: DA!

Makollig_Jezfahted: romie $15,000 has already been taken

Boggy1: Its done using a phased quantum flux icodimensional thorium antimatter quasistabilizer!! It makes you soo cool!

Boggy1: The_boy_formerly_known_as_Evil_Muzz: MUZZ!

DragonAnime: hmmm

romie: I HAVRE TO GET OUT!

Makollig_Jezfahted: if you don't want it all taken you have to leave

Makollig_Jezfahted: and not come back for 2 weeks

Boggy1: Wow, $20,000 now..

romie: ok

ThatMonkeySim: DragonAnime: guess what

Superstar: romie: you should have said so earlier

Makollig_Jezfahted: quick!

romie has left the room.

Boggy1: Makollig_Jezfahted: Yeah!

Gingerblokey: romie: thanx

Boggy1: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Makollig_Jezfahted: LOL!!!!!!!!!

DragonAnime: ThatMonkeySim: what?

Superstar: LOL

Gingerblokey: ROFL

The_boy_formerly_known_as_Evil_Muzz: LMAO!!!

Gingerblokey: ROFL

Gingerblokey: ROFL

Gingerblokey: ROFL

Makollig_Jezfahted: XD

SIMpleton: perfect

ThatMonkeySim: i was playing PGR and i was on xbox live

Boggy1 cant breathe

ThatMonkeySim: and i was beating people

DragonAnime: lol

Gingerblokey: That was sooooooooooooo funny

Superstar: ROFLOLMAO

Makollig_Jezfahted: He's probably gone running to his parents thinking he's run them dry

ThatMonkeySim: with slow cars..

SIMpleton saves the transcripts

Boggy1: Makollig_Jezfahted: lol!

The_boy_formerly_known_as_Evil_Muzz: ThatMonkeySim: they tricked romie into thinking he was an admin

Boggy1: SIMpleton: I am! lol

ThatMonkeySim: adn then i was playing some good people

DragonAnime: ThatMonkeySim: what the

The_boy_formerly_known_as_Evil_Muzz: lol

SIMpleton: who will post it on the forums?

ThatMonkeySim: and i lost bad

We were all soooo mean that night

(Note: I don't think he actually ever came back either.)

[Compromise 1]

Oh yes I remember that. Someone tried to convince me that was the key combination to become a op. Fortunately I was sad enough to visit the Real Chat website a few times before hand to discover otherwise.

[ILL Tonkso 1,239]

Wow? Well that wasnt very nice at all!?

[ILL Tonkso 1,239]

Wow? Well that wasnt very nice at all!?

[Boggy1 45]

Double post tonks?

Oh, and, I don't think anyone likes me...

1 people in 4 rooms.

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There are 1 people in the room.

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[ILL Tonkso 1,239]

Yeah, i have the same thing lol, maybe they are scared of us regulars lol?